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Joined Apr 19, 2017, id: 9098061, Profile Updated: Feb 1, 2018
Author has written 3 stories for Homestuck, and RWBY.

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The Game show of Jaune Arc's dating life by Azure megacyber reviews
What happens when you get cosmic game show hosts abducting you and putting you in a cosmic game show to test your shipping potential?You get madness with embarrassing family photos,parallel versions of your friends coming onto you, and visions of happily married futures with whoever you have most affinity with. Jaune is having plenty of that now and the CRWBY are enjoying the show.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 137,697 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 1,861 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: Aug 8, 2020 - Published: Nov 5, 2016 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N., Team RWBY
For Want Of A Knight by Aravas reviews
Two idiots decide it would be a spiffing great idea to break the resident knight's heart. It ends badly and kickstarts an epic war for love at Beacon.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,658 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 1,752 - Follows: 2,045 - Updated: Aug 8, 2020 - Published: Jun 13, 2019 - Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR, Team CFVY
A Drunken Marriage of cookies by nomb8217 reviews
what happens when get Ruby and Jaune drunk
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 231 - Updated: Jan 30, 2020 - Published: Jun 27, 2017 - Ruby R., Jaune A.
Jaune Ryu-Long, the Dragon Contractor by azndrgn reviews
Jaune, formerly known as Arc, is banished from the family. However, in his blood legacy, is something powerful. The power to form a contract with the most powerful of Remnant. Dragons. Watch as Jaune Ryu-Long rises from banishment and show the world his power and legacy. Jaunexharem
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 476,514 - Reviews: 2235 - Favs: 3,419 - Follows: 3,660 - Updated: Jan 26, 2020 - Published: Jan 17, 2017 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N., Team RWBY, Dew G.]
RWBY WATCHES HELLSING ULTIMATE ABRIDGED by thegoldenboy2188 reviews
read the title
Crossover - Hellsing & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,319 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 929 - Updated: Oct 9, 2019 - Published: Oct 27, 2018 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Jaune A., Oscar P.
One-Night Brand by KtyouVsWriting reviews
Yang just wanted to be a better friend to Jaune and help cheer him up, but one thing led to another. That one night together was all it took for them to see a different side of each other. Sides seldom seen... but they're still just friends. Yang is definitely not noticing the dork more and Jaune is certainly not falling for another girl. It's just some clean release. Nothing more.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 191,215 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 2,869 - Follows: 3,249 - Updated: Sep 13, 2019 - Published: Jan 27, 2016 - [Yang X.L., Jaune A.] - Complete
JNPR's Chicks by blaiseingfire reviews
Pyrrha, Ren, and Nora didn't know what to think when Jaune came back to their dorm with a bunch of rescued baby chicks. They found that they didn't mind, they loved them.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 384 - Updated: Jun 30, 2019 - Published: Dec 5, 2018 - Jaune A., Zwei, Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Trial of the Gods by Masseffect-TxS reviews
"Jaune Arc, do you wish to change the fate of your World? To erase the damage caused by Salem and the mistakes of Ozpin? …Very well, Mortal, we shall grant you this chance. But to do so, you must face many of our trials, earn our gifts and end this bloodshed once and for all. So, Commands the Gods of Remnant!"
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,863 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: Jun 17, 2019 - Published: Apr 15, 2018 - Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Joyful Jaune by JC of the Corn reviews
So I was a bit drunk when I came up with this idea, but Cardin rats Jaune out after the ursa incident, with nowhere else to go, and a dream in hand, Jaune needs to find a job to keep him stable, but what happens when that job...was nothing like he expected?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,369 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 556 - Updated: Jun 13, 2019 - Published: Apr 23, 2017 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] Team RWBY, Team JNPR
The Woman Whisperer by DragonManMax reviews
Sure... He may seem to have no luck with women and the advice his dad gave him was terrible. So what? Jaune can still be charming without knowing and worm his way into the hearts of woman! Probably not... But maybe... Just maybe! With this strange semblance he's found he has a chance... A chance to be the ladies man nobody wants but everyone needs... Whether they know it or not.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 177,010 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 2,544 - Follows: 3,022 - Updated: Apr 6, 2019 - Published: Jun 17, 2017 - Glynda G., Jaune A., Pyrrha N., Team RWBY
White Sheep by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Every family has its odd member, the one that doesn't fit. Jaune was just that, the black sheep. He had always wanted to be the hero, to be a Huntsman. But when your name is Jaune Salem Arc - Prince of the Grimm - and your mother is understandably against the idea, what is a young man to do? Why, run away to attend Beacon in pursuit of a dream, of course. What could go wrong?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 811,331 - Reviews: 12606 - Favs: 6,885 - Follows: 6,438 - Updated: Feb 14, 2019 - Published: Dec 25, 2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
The Mystique of Jaune Arc by Korzark reviews
Jaune has picked up a bit of street magic in his spare time and is eager to make his name in the world, both as a huntsman and as a performing artist. But for some reason, strange things are happening around him. Why are hunters scared of him when he shows them a simple card trick? Why does Ozpin keep giving him a strange look? What's a Maiden and who's the old wizard?
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,558 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: Dec 5, 2017 - Published: Feb 24, 2017 - Jaune A.
An Arc of Change by Rinpai reviews
Jaune Arc was a failure, and he knew that. His friends were stronger and more skilled that he was, and he envied them for that. He wanted to be as strong as they are, and his newly awakened semblance will help him with that.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,099 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 171 - Updated: Sep 25, 2017 - Published: Apr 19, 2017 - Jaune A.
The Wrath of a Hunting Speedster by SMH0217 reviews
A RWBY & Flash Crossover: After being shoved into a rocket locker by his partner, Pyrrha Nikos. Jaune Arc calls upon an ancient power to help him save her and those he cares about. Sorry for the crappy summary, and if the Flash character in this one shot seems OOC, its because I meant for him to be OOC. This story will no longer be a one shot.
Crossover - Flash & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 63 - Updated: Jul 28, 2017 - Published: Mar 9, 2017 - Ruby R., Jaune A., Cinder F. - Complete
The Rider of Remnant by Masseffect-TxS reviews
"There was someone there that day when my home was destroyed. But he wasn't a Good Samaritan, he was something else and whatever he had, he passed it on to me. Now there is something inside of me, something I can barely control. It's like a fire that can never be doused, a rage that cannot be quelled...and a spirit of undying vengeance."
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,932 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 952 - Updated: Jul 16, 2017 - Published: Feb 13, 2017 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N., Team RWBY
Jaune Arc, Master-Of-Arms Remake by lxXxJerBearxXxl reviews
As a child, Jaune had hoped to find a weapon he could use with some adequacy to live up to his family's name. Unfortunately it seemed as though he was destined to fail with each and every attempt. His last hope lies within Beacon, a school made to train warriors. He knows he's out of his league, but it was worth a shot.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,632 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 356 - Updated: Mar 1, 2017 - Published: Dec 2, 2015 - Jaune A., Team JNPR, Team RWBY
Legend Reborn by mr.stabby117 reviews
Thousands of years after Broly's death, Jaune is forced to unleash his true power when his friends are in grave danger. Jaune/Pyrrha/Blake/Yang
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 58 - Updated: Feb 17, 2017 - Published: Feb 5, 2017
An Innocent Game by CartographerCale reviews
Ruby challenges Jaune to a game of Remnant. The winner of this game gets to have the loser do whatever the winner wants. What Jaune doesn't know is that Ruby has rigged the game in her favour...
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 104 - Published: Jan 17, 2017 - [Ruby R., Jaune A.] - Complete
A Bunny's Despair and a Knight's Redemption by SparkyDapperDab19 reviews
Jaune had hurt Velvet and he honestly had no clue why. The only reason he could think of was that he was told to and that made him feel even worse. As the dance approaches will he find a way to make things right? Or will he lose a good friend and possibly something much more?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 28 - Published: Jan 17, 2017 - [Jaune A., Velvet S.] Cinder F.
Red Eyes by ThatDesGuy reviews
Jaune takes an unsuspecting turn during the night and enters a life-changing situation. Hopefully he doesn't die.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 133 - Updated: Nov 19, 2016 - Published: Nov 27, 2014 - Jaune A.
Jaune's Guilty Pleasure by BananaFoxKayri reviews
Jaune has a hobby most people would find strange or frown upon. Unfortunately the poor boy can't help himself, he was born to do what he does. They do say that the pen is mightier than the sword. Watch antics unfold as Jaune tries to keep his guilty pleasure away from his friends. Especially Blake.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 210,681 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 1,945 - Updated: Oct 3, 2016 - Published: May 1, 2015 - Jaune A.
One Step Forward by The Anime Sage reviews
Jaune Arc is tired and beaten. However a new chance to live again is within his grasp and he is determined to protect everyone. Armed with the knowledge and skill of the future, he will once more whether the storm for his friends, his family and his loved ones.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,939 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 235 - Updated: May 29, 2016 - Published: May 10, 2016 - Ruby R., Jaune A., Pyrrha N., Velvet S.
Deadpool by Classic Cowboy reviews
Post season 3: After the loss of his love, a hunter has become something more, giving up his body, life, and sanity to become something capable of standing against Cinder. Now, an unstoppable Mercenary on a collision course with his target and - "Hey! Deadpool here, forget the stupid summary, just click on the little button and read this fic! We got shipping, blood, and Boobies!"
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,046 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 618 - Updated: Apr 11, 2016 - Published: Feb 22, 2016 - Jaune A., Cinder F., Team RWBY
Just One Slight, Little Problem by The10thDoctor1964 reviews
After years of intense training under Ozpin, Jaune Arc is finally capable of showing his worth to become one of the best hunters ever in the history of Remnant. There is just one small problem... Jaune has a secret fear that was caused by a traumatizing past... How will it affect Jaune in the near future? Possible Jaune/Ren bromance, eventual Ren/Nora, possible Ozpin/Glynda.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,759 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 252 - Updated: Feb 11, 2016 - Published: Mar 4, 2015 - Ruby R., Yang X.L., Jaune A., L. Ren
Confession problems by Maxaro reviews
Highschool!AU. Leaving two hormonal teenagers, both fighting with their emotions for one another, in a room together after teasing them to kingdom come is not the best idea... or it is. In the end it's all up to interpretation. So with Ruby's advice, Yang begins the quest of getting her fellow blonde to confess. Co-written with The Loneliest of All.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,091 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 117 - Updated: Jan 31, 2016 - Published: Jan 20, 2016 - [Jaune A., Yang X.L.] - Complete
It was only a kiss! by Kanassa reviews
After Ruby Rose finds herself in a rather precarious position with her friend, Jaune Arc, many feelings she's never experienced before start to surface. Naturally after a few hours of contemplation, she seeks the wisdom of her sister to find out just what's going on with her feelings.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 58 - Published: Jan 31, 2016 - [Jaune A., Ruby R.] Yang X.L. - Complete
Jaune's Blunder by Ziirroh reviews
Frantically she looked through the messy pile and hoped that her suspicions were wrong, only to discover that they weren't. It was gone. "No. Oh no." Blake mumbled under her breath. She was so focused on finishing her novel that she completely forgot about it. She had just given Jaune her secret copy of Ninjas of Love.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 89 - Published: Jan 28, 2016 - Blake B., Jaune A. - Complete
Private show by Maxaro reviews
Highschool!AU. Jaune and Coco have been friends for what felt like forever, always having each other's backs and helping one another out in their shared arts and crafts class, but recently Jaune has begun to notice something odd with Coco. The private shows she put on where she showed off her new clothes have started to get... risque. Did this mean something? Co-written with Lonely
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 211 - Published: Jan 24, 2016 - [Jaune A., Coco A.] - Complete
Hair by SleepinEyes reviews
Yang have a bad hair day. Jaune says he can fix it. Yang discovers he might be way too good at it.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,737 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: Nov 17, 2015 - Published: Oct 28, 2015 - Glynda G., Velvet S., Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
Fallen from Grace v2 by kingxana0 reviews
Jaune Arc had always dreamed of being a hero and fighting for what was right. However when he is shown that 'right' might not be what he thought it was his life is changed forever. With his former dream made a fantasy he decides to become something else, a villain. This is a reboot of an older story. Character death.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,972 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 54 - Published: Jan 19, 2015
Ruby's Addicted to Kisses by God Emperor Penguin reviews
After experiencing her first, Ruby has slowly become addicted to kisses courtesy of her personal supplier, Jaune Arc… Based on an idea from Nasha Rei-Kun.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 281 - Published: Aug 23, 2014 - Ruby R., Jaune A. - Complete
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Tension reviews
"What do I want?" There was an audible sigh before Jaune responded, very calmly, as if his emotions did a complete 180. "What have you got?"
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: Sep 11, 2020 - Published: Jul 25, 2018
Curb Appeal reviews
Tavros never had a chance to cut lose. In fact he never thought about it. He was always the goody two shoes. So when he has enough, he starts living
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,033 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: Jun 4, 2020 - Published: Aug 31, 2017 - [Tavros N., Meenah P., Nepeta L.]
Journalism at it's finest reviews
One Shot inspired by Hunter S. Thompson
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: May 15, 2019 - Published: Mar 29, 2018 - Jaune A. - Complete