Various one shots Harry's various naughty adventures(or misadventures, depending on your angle), with women. Not for children. 1 to 350 is the main story. 351 and beyond is bonus chapters previously posted on my blog.

Long ago, in the time of Alexander the Great, the maiden Goddess Artemis finds herself watching over the Macedonian expedition. She journeyed far into the rugged and arid lands of Asia, which lay beyond the rule of the Greek Gods. In her observations, she found one individual far more interesting than any other. This is her tale of adventure, friendship, and love: all for Perseus.

"This was going to work." Artemis thought to herself. And it was working, up until he showed up. A story of Naruto and Artemis' friendship throughout the years.

AU. Forced to retire from ANBU and take an all-kunoichi team by the Third Hokage, Naruto Uzumaki was reluctant to take the job at first. However, with time he soon realized how important his team became to him. Basically porn mixed with plot, not a very good plot but HEY there's smut here. Strong!Naruto x Harem. Also available on AFF. OOC elements. Sexually sexual sexy sex inside.

Akari died...a forgotten soldier in an urban warzone. Suddenly appearing in a new Universe with a floating text-box telling her she was a 'player' was not quite how she envisioned the afterlife, but it definitely beats eternal damnation. Plus, after the stuff she'd been through, she definitely earned the chance to play around. !GamerOC - Rated M for swearing, violence and death

Waking up as 6 year old Harry Osborn is not fun. But it can be fun If I want it to be. Read how I live my life as a superhero kicking ass and taking names. Self insert Harry Osborn. Pairing not fixed yet, could be anything from Gwen to Wanda. I'll inform you guys later when I'm sure of it.

Sequel to Wonderwall. AU God!Percy. Three years past and Perseus is more alone than ever. Annabeth sent letters, but he knew better than to bother someone who did not want to be bothered. Until one day, he received a letter: "If things are truly calm, ... then I would request something of you. Find me. A." And gods be damned, Percy will find her. Even if she doesn't remember him.

Harry Potter, the boy-who-lived, is a facade, and Harry is tired of hiding behind it for the sake of fake friends and a disloyal populace who will only betray him on a whim. Features Heir of Slytherin Harry! Grey Harry! Intelligent Harry! Rated M to be safe.

Waking up in a hero's body is one thing, being a hero is another. SI, where Peter Parker's body is taken over and the new owner realizes the world needs a hero, it needs a Spider-man. Fully using Peter's genius, the new Spider-man finds a balance between being a hero and a teenager. Will include MCEU and more. REVIEWS!

Everything's favorite web slinger encounters some of the most beautiful women in the Marvel Universe and beyond. Not suitable for children.

Ever wanted something simple? Straightforward? Too bad, you wont find it here, such is life. Those things are things of the past... But you may find someone willing to try for it anyway. Someone who wants to be upstanding and honest. Someone who want to be steadfast. Someone who wants to be a mountain to those who need it. A Naruto Self-Insert with a Gamer system. M for the future.

"Tell me Peter, do you want to know the greatest pain you can inflict on a man? It's simple, take everything he loves, everything he's fought for...and erase it" Mephisto chuckled darkly at the beaten form of Spider-man lying before him "But what's even funnier is watching him try to regain what he's lost knowing that he'll never accomplish it" Pre-Flashpoint to DC Rebirth

After a series of failures, Momo's desperation leads her to seek help from the Demonic Monster of the Support Course the Third Year Izuku Midoriya! Tall quirkless badass Izuku that don't need no quirk. IzuMomo

FemNaru. AU. Rewrite of Nirvana. After her failed mission, Naruto hoped never to open herself up completely. It was just too bad that she didn't take into account who her classmates were.

This is the story of how Voldemort and the tools he created to defy death were destroyed by Harry Potter and me while sitting in an empty Hogwarts classroom using Harry's idea, my design, and most importantly, our intent. Set during 6th Year.

Harry Potter finds himself in another world after being sent into an oblivion by Voldemort. Tasked by Death, he must defeat the immortals who have cheated Death and restore balance to the world. He will shape the world to come, for no one is ready for the brilliance of Harry Potter. Harry Potter/Talia al Ghul/Helena Wayne/Kara Zor-El Pairing!

Ron Weasley knows something the Wizarding World does not.

War is coming to New Rome. When a Son of Neptune, Percy Jackson, arrives at the camp, no one knows what to expect, least of all Jason Grace, his newly found cousin. Determined to survive the coming bloodshed, the legion adapts to this new and dangerous duo. With a dark future on the horizon, only the Fates know what is coming. Imperator Jackson Series, Book 1. Roman!Percy. Preyna!

A man wakes up to find himself inside the world of Naruto experiencing it via a video game. Forced to fight to survive, he sets upon a path of self-discovery, whether to save this world or destroy it. Self Insert. Finished, finally.

Percy Grace has a lot on his mind besides protecting his siblings, not only does he find out that his father is actually the god of death but Camp Halfblood needs his help. Growing up on the streets teaches you a lot of things, but heroism isn't one of them. Percy, Thalia, and Jason had been taught that family's first. They weren't bred to be heroes. Re-write to SOUL REAPER'S SON!

Twins born of a broken oath, one to lead the life of a hero, the other to lead the life of a murderer. Champion of Susanoo and son of Poseidon, the younger brother's tale is one of sadness, and tragedy...and of vengeance, and blood.

In another time Katsuki's fist would have hit causing a bruise to form on Izuku's cheek, however at this time, at this place something else happened. What if a four year old Izuku manifested his Quirk while standing up to his friend? "Lights out"

All it took was one choice, a single decision to change the life and destiny of Harry Potter. It is because of this choice that a stronger and more powerful Harry is born, whether this will be good or bad is unknown, but one thing is for sure, it will certainly not be boring.

In a world populated with Super-Heroes, Peter Parker is not only bitten by the spider, but he also bonds with the symbiote before he starts his adventure. With the symbiote permanently bonded with him, fate will lead him down a very different path, a darker and more violent path filled with more difficulties and new people to meet and conquer but Peter is ready... and dangerous.

An intelligent, well-trained Boy Who Lived comes to Hogwarts and Albus Dumbledore is thrown for a loop. Watch as Harry figures out his destiny as a large threat looms over the horizon, unknown to the unsuspecting magical population. Would Harry Potter be willing to take on his role as the Saviour of Magic or would the world burn in his absence? Harry/Daphne. COMPLETE!

AU Surrounded by enemies both mortal and divine, Seth Hunter goes behind the scenes of the second Titan War. Facing danger and death at every curb, the heir of Artemis soon learns that honor is a small price to pay...Sequel to When the Moon Shines. Final segment. PJATO and HOO belong to Rick Riordan. On Hiatus

An 8-year-old Naruto sneaks into the library and finds a thin little book titled "How To Be a Ninja", authored by his hero, the Yondaime. Everything in the book is just common sense: a trait that no one in the Elemental Countries seems to have. Four years later, a Kage-level shinobi becomes a genin...

Itachi Uchiha is Konoha's youngest Hokage by nearly a decade. Between external politics internal politics and attempting to bridge the gap between Konoha and the Uchiha he now has to put up with Shisui's constant attempts of setting him up with Naruto Uzumaki. A task that becomes much harder with each passing year. Non-Massacre Hokage Itachi x Fem Naruto. Fluffy bullocks

When Annabeth's runaway plan failed, she met Perseus, the gorgeous boy who just transferred to Goode. But as miraculous things happen that didn't quite add up to Percy's favor, Annabeth started doubting her more-than-friend friend. Perhaps he was a little bit too godly to be a human, perhaps he was not who he said he was... AU God!Percy, high school fic. Percabeth. Now Complete!

... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.

Jon Snow discovers a device hidden deep inside the Crypts of Winterfell which turns his life into a video game. Jon uses his new found powers to find a place for himself in the world, learning to adapt, learning that to survive what is out there he has to become more than just a man in order to save them all from the Long Night. M, because of 'stuff', REVIEWS!

Pushed aside for the sake of his siblings, Naruto gains knowledge of this mad world through literature. For a child still learning of life's struggles, that can be a damaging thing. The world is quick to call a babbling man insane when he is more likely the genius of his own words. A fool with a kunai is no match for a genius with a pebble.

Really, how much can small things affect the world? Little things like the colour of someone's hair? Their Mentor? Maybe... their date of birth?

I was nothing special before I died the first time but when something offers me the chance to live again I take it. Reborn into a world of death I will survive. There will be no mercy and no pity. For there are monsters that roam this world and to survive I might have to become one myself. Elements of the Gamer and X-overs in later chapters.

After the death of Lord Voldemort, Harry Potter bids the wand wavers of Britain farewell and moves onto other pursuits. Adventure and trouble always lurks around the corner. Harry/Multi; featuring ladies multiple fandoms (Buffy, DC, Lost Girl, Marvel, and Tombraider).

Kushina tells the tale of how she, single handedly, managed to seduce both Lee and Minato at the same time to her impressionable (if horrified) children. side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"

Something goes wrong as Wally tries to get back to his dimension. He's transported somewhere else, somewhere new. Wally struggles through trying to get home again while dealing with new people who really aren't that new. Sequel to 'In Another World'.

The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.

Bruce Banner and Hulk find themselves in a world where the heroes and villains they have known their entire lives don't exist. They must now learn to adapt to a world so similar yet so different to their own if they want to survive and show this new universe why they are 'The Strongest One There Is'.

What happens when Harry's horcrux is removed earlier than Dumbledore intended? Who will be able to establish a new plan to control the wizarding world? Powerful!Harry Some Weasley!Bash Manipulative!Dumbles Harry/Fleur

"A pair of familiar eyes stared widely back at him. And it was at that moment, Harry finally realised, that he had never been free." A dark spin on the last chapter of the Deathly Hallows, 'Nineteen Years Later'. One Shot! Complete!

ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...

(A DC/Marvel/OPM X-over) Peter Parker has trained himself to become strong, strong enough to defeat ANYTHING with a single punch. However, in reaching that goal, he realized that it made the fights boring. Still, despite that, he resolved to keep on doing what he does best. Why? It's a hobby.

Percy Jackson is a demigod. But he is not a son of Poseidon. He is not even Greek. A Norse goddess has her sights set on Midgard and Percy is the last of his people left on earth as he awaits his destiny. To reach it, grudges and prejudices must be forgotten and he must find acceptance in a world in which he does not belong. AU of Percy's life as a Norse demigod.

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

It is a time of Civil War. Sith Forces led By DARTH REVAN have the Republic on the brink of destruction. How can the Republic hope to stand against such a ..."Lord Revan, Why are you painting that gizka orange?" "Because Orange is awesome,-ttebayo. I think I'll Name him Gamakun." A retelling of KOTOR with our favorite ninja as Darth Revan. Nonevil!Revan!Naruto. Rated M for language

The random discovery of a girl with a pair of wings and a lot of unanswered questions grants the Team a new member, and Nightwing, after being assigned as her mentor, a lot of problems.

The Persian Pantheon is at its end. All Persian demigods but one have been killed by the self-proclaimed "God-King" Xerxes. Now, Perseus, the last demigod, and the last of any who have ties to the Persian Pantheon is on his own. The first being who is truly free from anything including Fate itself. What will he do? Only time may tell. AU.

Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".

"Find me a girl who doesn't like me for my looks and then we'll talk." Sasuke Uchiha is about to realise that love waits for no man, and that it can, quite literally, bump into you when you least expect it. Sasusaku AU

Harry is thrown thirty years into the past during the Horcrux Hunt and decides to enact sweeping changes with the help of the gorgeous Black Sisters. This is a dark comedy with some horror elements mixed in but WARNING: THIS FIC WILL CONTAIN GRAPHIC DEPICTIONS OF DEATH, GORE, AND ONE INSTANCE OF RAPE! R&R please!

To become great, one must overcome great opponents. A moment of inspiration during the chuunin exam puts Sakura on the path to greatness, whether she likes it or not.

[Book 1] A 21st century teenager named Dakota Robbins is tossed into the thick of a Hundred Year War, burdened with unreliable knowledge as well as a stubborn conscience. The lesson to be learned from all of this? Don't stick your hand in mysterious, glowing water and expect to walk away without a story to tell. This is the beginning of that story.

The end of the Fourth Shinobi World War was the herald of greatness, and an era of peace and prosperity was ushered in on the shoulders of a legend. In the world of shinobi, however, nothing is ever as it seems. And five years later, all is not well.

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.