Kinkmeme that just evolved; Modern-day AU; Federico/Kadar, Ezio/Leonardo and Desmond/Shaun preslash; Kadar watched the stranger's ass move in his tight jeans. How can his knees bend? Then he bent over and Kadar's head thunked against the register.

Kenny has a theory. Not only is love a mental disorder, but also a waste of time. When a certain blonde starts giving him butterflies, he becomes obsessed with Stan and Kyle's relationship, trying to figure out what true love is.

It's no well kept secret about the life of the famous Leonardo Da Vinci. Italia's most well known bachelor and why? A man who can paint, design, build...a man that good should be taken already. So why not? Rated M for later chapters. EzioxLeonardo

Ezio Auditore bears the weight of revenge for his family, but also as a savior to theives, courtesans, and assassins alike. But what happens when the weight becomes too much and he breaks? Who will be there to pick up the pieces? Slash. EzioxLeonardo

Shaun wondered briefly if this man, this Desmond Miles, had any idea of his apparent value to their cause, wondered whether he really was worth the trouble they had gone through to ensure his safety. ShaunDes. Some strong language. Multi-Chapter.

Leonardo gets a few lessons from some mutual friends. Leonardo/Ezio.

A night of clubbing and a supposedly thought one night stand reveals the truth of a highly unlikable couple. Desmond blames Shaun that the Templars have finally found him. *Pre AC1 & AC

A wounded Ezio goes to Leonardo's shop for some care to avoid raising suspicion amongst Venice's doctors. His wound isn't the only thing that's burning, though. LeoEzio EzioLeo Leo/Ezio Ezio/Leo

Desmond is hearing the voices of his ancestors... and the things they are telling him aren't that innocent. Based off drawing done by and a gift for Double Leaf. How is Shaun involved in all this? Pretty much a PWP... no... it is FOR SURE a PWP.

This is the genius who built this pezzo di merda. Leonardo solo action.

DesmondxShaun rated for later chapters Why did he have to leave the relative comfort of the warehouse to go traversing somewhere across the world with MILES?

Leonardo has been a Templar spy all along and Ezio finally finds out. Things get messy.Ezio/Leonardo

During one lazy, unproductive afternoon Shaun witnesses something unexpected in Ezio's memories. Shaun/Desmond, Leonardo/Ezio

It was hard for Desmond not to notice certain things in the Animus. Oneshot. AltMal, EzLeo, DesShaun

a sort of last minute, normal-fic-turned-into-Valentine's-Day-fic thing... Rated M for a reason. Ezio/Leonardo

Ezio x Leonardo, Desmond x Shaun. Romance, Humour. Rated for sexytime situations. "You know, you're not quite as intolerable as I initially thought, and if you weren't averse to repeating this with say, no clothes for example, or in a bed, though the wall is good, I would be open to such a suggestion..."

Everyone told me I had potential. Everyone thought I’d be a star. No one thought I’d lose my full ride to one of the most prestigious universities in the Northeast Corridor because I partied too hard and just couldn’t finish my degree...Slash, Style.

A story about hitting the quarter-life crisis and why moving in with your super-best doesn't always work so well. In which Kyle is uptight, Stan is a mess, Kenny knows too much and Cartman...is faring better than all of them. Slash. K/K/S triangle.

When Stan transfers to Kyle's college to be closer to him, he finds Kyle has become increasingly cold, distant, and secretive. The closer Stan comes to uncovering the secret, the farther away Kyle seems... COWRITTEN with Indiana Beach Bum. SLASH. COMPLETE

He is not your lovable Kyle Brofloski. He is not the way many portray him in constant cliché storylines. He is not only a threat to everyone he comes into contact but to himself. He is the antagonist in his own story. KylexStan, KylexKen. Notice plz read!

When a few guys at school make Kyle their target, Cartman decides to take advantage of the situation. His plan backfires when he finds himself falling for the boy he thinks he hates. Will anything ever be the same again? A dark CartmanxKyle, multiple pairings.

It's really funny, you know? You almost die a couple of times and nobody cares anymore, but then you almost die in a different way, and suddenly everybody's flocking around you and not letting up. [Kyle's POV.]

A oneshot. Inspired by an MSN conversation. Open pairing, but it IS slash. Just read it, please. Make me feel better than I do right now...

[A StanXKyle SLASH fic] 'Five hundred twentyfive thousand six hundred minutes. How do you measure a year...? Hope, Struggle, Triumph and of course, Love. Two friends, One exdraordinary year' .:Take a peek inside to see the actual, more detailed summery:.

A series of StanXKyle oneshots per chapter with each one of them containing a hot sex scene. I am going to try and break the record of the amount of sex scenes ever done in one StanXKyle fic. Haha, it's like the hotest porn ever made!

Carman muses over the women he hates and realises something fairly important quick and stupid, but fun to write

Cartman ponders the alleged brilliance of his latest scheme while Wendy engages in the worst sort of physical labor. CxW oneshot

It's not that Wendy Testaburger hated gays. It's not that she hated Jews. She just hated Kyle Broflovski. SLASH.

Wendy’s wanted to be the head of the school newspaper for years. She just never thought she’d have to deal with anonymous love letters, an increasingly distant boyfriend, and Cartman. [het and slash]

A bet between Cartman and Kyle puts Stan's relationship with Wendy in the spotlight. But with everyone watching, it may be that much harder to admit that maybe Wendy isn't the one Stan wants to be with. (On permanent hiatus, barring a reboot.)

Graduation is fast approaching. Everyone is under lots of stress with exams and deadlines. The only thing that can make Wendy's last few weeks as a high school student more aggrivating is Eric Cartman. WendyCartman, slight StanKyle

Kyle and Eric pine for each other in secret through stories. A bit of interesting weather and a good friend help merge their tales together. For Azu. Bye FFn!

The entire school student body appears to be suffering under the delusion that Stan is dating Kyle. Stan is determined to prove them wrong. Unfortunately, he seems to be proving them right.

Cartman believes he's a psychic, Kyle thinks he's full of it. To prove his abilities, he begins making predictions about Stan and Kyle's relationship. When they come true, Kyle has to rethink Cartmans predictions, and his relationship with Stan.

Cartman has a strange obsession with something of Kyle's... CartmanKyle, mild language

Sometimes the one who laughs the most is the one who's crying the hardest.

Eric deems himself unworthy of the one he loves. My fic for Timmy. Slash! ERIC x KYLE SLASH FLUFFY MUSH A CUSS WORD ONESHOT

Craig goes for a coffee run and comes back to a rather interesting show. Let's just say that Tweek could definitely give Ms. Aguilera a run for her money.

Various journal entries give us a closer look into the mind and feelings of Butters Stotch.

Kyle always likes it spicy. What does Stan have planned for his lover this time? ONESHOT

I know its wrong. He knows its wrong. But it just feels right. Mild slash.

Cartman's brilliant plan to win over Wendy is to convince her he and Kyle are an item. Girls dig wussy emo boys, right? Now she'll give him the right time of day...unless Stan's got something to say about it. And he definitely does.

Sometimes the one you love the most is the one who is meant to break your heart the hardest. StanxWendy

It's a wedding day, but not everyone is happy. Slash.

Kenny loves someone. But unfourtunatly life has never been too fond of him. One-shot. Slash. KennyKyle

Slash StanKyle Stan Marsh is twenty-six-years old and already a top soldier and covert ops specialist. What he discovers on this mission, however, is going to change everything. **OBVIOUSLY ON HIATUS**

Sam feels that Frodo is becoming too attached to someone else, and decides to do something about it. F/S, S/A, F/A (implied). Interspecies content).