Super February 2011 Update!

Twist is a twenty-something college student living on the east coast of the US. She spends most of her time on her schoolwork; she is in the process of getting her second degree and, following that little walk in the park and the other pleasant experience of the licensing exam, her RN certification.

She also enjoys spending time with her horse, Lola. They jump fences. Good times.

Twist has won several writing awards but has never been published. She would like to be one day, really she would. She will let you know if she ever is, so you can read it.

Twist writes for several fandoms but enjoys Discworld the most. Her favorite characters are Moist von Lipwig and Havelock Vetinari. She almost always portrays Vetinari as out of character, and usually he is part of a non-canon secret club with Sybil Ramkin-Vimes, Lord Rust and Lord Downey called 'the Sacred Homiehood'. If this sort of thing bothers you, you should probably not read any fanfiction by Twist. Also, you should take yourself less seriously. Unless you are Terry Pratchett, in which case please don't sue. She has been semi-retired from fanfiction for several years now, however she still reads the stuff and will put out a piece occasionally. Her pet trilogy is the Diplomatic Piracy series of fics. The first one, however awful, is in fact up on this website and can be read. The second one is being written and the third is, yes, plotted, but as of yet unwritten. She is taking her time with it, thank you very much.

Twist's greatest regret is that she cannot grow up to be a superhero. She wants to visit Australia someday, as well as New Zealand. She would also like to live on a horse farm, so she can finally fulfill her dream of having her horse live with her, like a large outdoor dog.

Twist has a tumblr. Her homepage link will direct you to it. Be warned: she is not always rational. It is best if you wear PPE.

Note 12-6-08: I went through and re-categorized all my fics. If a fic is listed as complete, it is that. Done. Finito. Never to be updated. Some fics in that category are not finished, and they never will be, sorry. If a fic is listed as 'in progress', it might be updated. Some of those are unlikely (I Needn't Ponder Your Sexiness, Discworld Houseshare, others) but don't write them off, because I haven't and up to last week I had all but written Revolutions off and look where that got me (a renewed vigor for getting the damn thing finished, yey). So, you know, Watch This Space.

"I plan to live forever, or die in the attempt." (Catch 22)