What if, instead of Beach City, the Crystal Gems had settled down in a little backwoods town just west of weird? What if, upon coming to Gravity Falls for the summer, Dipper and Mabel were to befriend Steven and Connie? How would they fare against the combined threats of merciless Homeworld Gems and a certain triangular demon? Find out what happens when Magic and Mystery unite...

Steven and Connie have decided to stay fused together indefinitely, and Stevonnie is going to have lots of fun with all the opportunities she has.

I was given this idea for all the story ideas I want to write about but don't really have time for. This story will contain various chapters, some short, some long, that can be considered pilots for stories that may or may not come in the future. Any fandom and any idea can happen here, but I can't guarantee anything about them ever getting a full story unless they're liked here.

One day, Steven starts having wet dreams and Pearl's there to relieve him of his "stress." But that sets off a chain reaction of lustfull moments with the other gems. (Look, if you are offended by any sort of Steven x Gem relations, keep scrolling. Because this revolves around Steven and the Gems and I will NOT deal with your complaints about the pairings.) YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

You love Steven universe entire Franchise but its also horny as fuck for them? Here your pairings and way of making them do stuff is up you :) Potion,spell,tech, make then horny or weird and make your fetish just bloom all over. But not all Requests will be taken, take that in mind.

Lapis is on the run for Murder. Peridot just wants a friend. Lapis invades Peridot's home and Peridot accepts with open arms...and legs. Lapidot Human AU and OOC. NSFW and Rated MA for Content, Language and Strong Sexual Situations. (Cover by BlushMallet)

Dr. Maheswaran meets Stevonnie. She reacts. Stevonnie reacts to her reaction. Things don't end well.

Sometimes fitting in is hard. Especially when you are basically your own mom. Steven wants to give public school a shot, but some kids are cruel. If only the students at school knew that Steven has a few very protective moms...they better tread carefully.

What if Stanley had been the one lost to the portal, and Stanford was left behind, trying to bring him back? Ford's task is only complicated by the demons of his past, both figurative and literal. A Gravity Falls AU

You like Priyanka Maheswaran, right? do you also like big milky tits and ass? Well say no more. In this series, you'll see Priyanka's breasts and ass expand and watch as she has lesbian sex with Vidalia, her breasts fill to the extreme and get her vengeance on Doug, I hope this series is what you're looking for

After puberty, Steven Universe has grown to be the number one hunk of Beach City. His looks and loving attitude made him the perfect boyfriend all the girls wanted. Can he handle gems and humans pining for him? THIS IS A STEVEN UNIVERSE HAREM STORY. If you don't like it, don't read it.

With Steven poofed and unable to reform, the gems find themselves trapped in Rose's Room. As boredom creeps in, Pearl begins to explore the world of sex and pleasure, and is taken to unexpected places.

In Beach City - you are here for a fun and relaxing vacation but you don't quite feel right so you go to the local hospital, however as you see the best doctor Beach City has to offer you get MUCH MORE than you bargained for... (NSFW, not gender specific, heswaran X Reader)

Steven suddenly finds himself in the past with no explanation. With knowledge and abilities that he shouldn't have, can he steer the ship alone?

Peridot's looking for a dance partner, and would like it to be Lapis. Lapis is certain that's a terrible idea.

Not all Pearls have the chance to run off to another planet and take up arms. Not all fights are grand and romantic. These are the little rebellions- little, but just as defiant.

Sequel to Renegade Pearl: The last thing Yellow Pearl ever expected was to find a new home with the treacherous Crystal Gems after being left behind by her master. What was even more unexpected was that she found herself growing closer to the infamous renegade Pearl. With each other, Yellow learns to cope with her new surroundings and Pearl finds forgiveness within herself.

(Lapis/Peridot) *VERY NSFW* One-shot Peridot steals something from the store and shares it with her roommate. One thing leads to another. *WARNING: Futa Lapis*

Greg meets Ruby and Sapphire for the first time ever as the two defused to another 'heated' argument. Their friend, mentor and leader of the crystal gems is about to make a decision that will change everything. And Ruby isn't having it. Set after 'story for steven' but before Rose turns into Steven/gets pregnant. RubyxSapphire Because there isn't enough for these two. One shot

Be careful not to make the same mistake twice. But also be careful that in avoiding it, you don't make a new one all together. (Or: Sugilite been benched. It's time for her to get back onto the field.)

The name says everything my friends, now come over nad send some dares and asks your imagination can give birth to.

After Pearl tries to sabotage Rose and Greg, Rose decides the best way to punish her is with Rainbow Quartz.

It start with tea bags, and it end with love,

Maes Hughes has an important call to make about a terrible conspericy he discovered. unfortunetly, or maybe fortunetly, he steps into the wrong phone booth.

Chapter Three, Forgotten. Jasper has become uncorrupted, but what does that mean for the Crystal Gems? A bunch of One-Shots of a recently Uncorrupted Jasper and Steven. Important A/N in Chapter 3!

"Hey everybody, it's me, Steven Universe! Doing something a little different today because… I JUST HIT THREE HUNDRED SUBSCRIBERS!" (Or: the subscribers of St3v3nUnivers3 are pretty sure the channel is some elaborately concocted ARG. Steven remains oblivious.)

A series of drabbles about each of the characters-through the eyes of Rose Quartz herself. Recommendations are welcome.

Steven and Bismuth didn't go alone to the Forge. They brought Connie along. Things go differently.

Pearl rebuilds herself to be who she wants- and needs- to be.

When Pearl managed to dig her way out of her hole and into the open air, she found the Kindergarten deserted. With no instructions and nowhere to go, she waited. And waited. Until finally, someone came. (Earth-born Pearl AU)

These are secrets that can only be shared between sisters. The tales of three pearls: White, Blue, and Yellow. How the sisters were separated. What they did to see each other again. How each one ended up where they are now. These stories can never be spoken aloud. They can only be told through letters. These are the memories that can't be erased, no matter how hard the sisters try.

After "Steven's Birthday", Connie spies something interesting in Steven's closet.

Child Protective Services has received a lot of distressing calls about a certain 'Steven Universe' and his interesting and dangerous family. And isn't Beach City that place where all the funky, weird things happen? A place where monsters run rampant and meteors destroy things every few months certainly isn't appropriate for children at all.

Distraught over the recent things he's learned of his mother, Steven falls asleep and meets someone that needs just as much help as he does. R&R

Connie was used to not having any friends. Two years after getting trapped in a magic bubble, she has plenty- but whether it's her own inexperience or the fact that most of them are literal aliens, it's not always easy. All everyone can do is try their best to muddle through it. (Loosely connected one-shots centred around Connie's interactions with each of the Crystal Gems).

Commissioned by MeltingCandle. Human AU(?). Amethyst finds a small green gem stuck in a drain. Pearl tells her it's lucky. Amethyst takes her word for it. Amazing cover by me.

[The story takes place after the defeat of Malachite] Things just didn't seem to go Jasper's way...or do they?

Steven pays a visit to Centipeedle. More than once, in fact.

After nearly dying in the void of space, Steven's suffering from nightmares. Someone unexpected is there to comfort him.

Bismuth is bubbled. Rose Quartz is gone. Homeworld is practically on their doorstep. Pearl and Garnet have a lot to talk about.

A quick scan of the huge cavern revealed no changes since he'd last checked five minutes ago. The pastel orbs, pinks and purples and blues, still twinkled in a mysterious light. Steven was hovering in the center of all the gems they'd bubbled over thousands of years. / Short and sweet one-shot of healing and love. No pairings or warnings apply, just fluff!

Connie and Steven work on the Centipeetle's ship.

It's Peridot's second every rain storm since arriving on Earth. Lapis has long since lost track of how many she's experienced.

...and one time they didn't.

AU where Connie is blind. Loosely follows main events, but there will be a lot of original work involved. Read, review, and enjoy. A spin-off based largely on my oneshot fic 'I can see'. Edit: Dropped due to lack of interest in fandom. Might continue, but don't count on it.

The Gems are baby-sitting little Steven, and are absolutely determined to take the best care of them that they can. Also, to be the first to teach him to say their names. No competition, of course.

Flaws are defects. Defects are not tolerated among gem kind. Flaws make a gem different- something rare. Gem kind prizes rarity.

Part way through the Drill construction, an alternative plan occurs to Peridot. One that would allow her to wipe her hands clean of Earth completely. But can she go through with it?

There have been many labels for Lapis throughout her life. 'Informant', 'Mirror Gem', 'Ocean Gem', 'Lazuli'…but the most unlikely one might be one of the most fitting when Peridot makes Lapis watch Camp Pining Hearts with her for the first time. (Lapis/Peridot) (Lars/Sadie) (Steven/Connie)

After her first battle as a Crystal Gem- and as a fusion- Garnet is having doubts. Pearl tries to offer her new teammate comfort, only for everything to go unexpectedly awry. Thankfully, it seems power can be found in the most unlikely of places.

Peridot learns about the human behavior of sleeping, but not before freaking out when she sees Steven do it.

After Malachite is unfused, Jasper wakes up in a hole and contemplates her life. Then, for some reason, Pearl comes to save her. One-Shot. Takes place during and after the events of "Super Watermelon Island". Based heavily on this fanart by brid on tumblr. brideake(dot)tumblr(dot)com/post/144316573794/vent-art

After so, so long waiting, the Cluster finally has a chance to form- and to discover who they've become.

Frisk falls down into the Ruins, but when they try to speak to Flowey, he doesn't understand them. Now he's on a journey through the Underground with this kid, and sometimes they get this weird gleam in their eyes and it looks like they're talking to themself. He doesn't have time for this when there's a couple of human souls that need to be stolen.

Flung back in time and unable to defuse, Stevonnie must find a way to return to the present... and perhaps, get some answers along the way.

AU: There was nothing more terrifying than a defective Gem, especially a defective Pearl. And no one was more scared of her than Blue Pearl, who was perfect. When Blue Diamond's army kidnapped Rose's Pearl for ransom, Blue Pearl is ordered to watch the defective Gem. The Pearl was dangerous, blunt, and everything Pearls weren't supposed to be. But maybe that wasn't a bad thing.

After defeating Bill, Stan manages to get his hands on a time wish. Infinite pizza was a pretty good wish but he thinks he's got one better. 1982, Gravity Falls, moments before reuniting with his unraveling brother. Fixing things won't be easy but neither was teaching himself how to save Ford. This time things were going to be different. This time that portal was going down.

Completely overwhelmed with guilt and resentment over Garnet and Pearl's feud, Steven runs away from home. One problem: there isn't exactly anywhere to go. But what if, by pure coincidence, he was to meet the person (or gem) he least expected, the enemy? At least, who he used to consider the enemy. Begins after Ep. 63 "Cry for Help." Complete. Cover art by Candy-Vegetto.

"It was at this point that Jasper finally looked up. Gone was the malice from her face and the murder in her eyes. Emotions flashed across her face all at once; shock, fright...and then a devastating realization." Nothing will ever be the same for anyone after Jasper is found in Kindergarden and a dark secret is unearthed. But Steven won't let anyone face pain alone. R&R

A series of cute and filled with the "feels" oneshots between an adorable Steven and the motherly, overprotective, and not to mention slightly crazy Gems.

A strange, out of the way town. Supernatural beings. Hidden plots. And plucky children, destined to save the world...Wait, which show are we talking about again? (A series of crossover one-shots between Gravity Falls and Steven Universe).

In the midst of war, Garnet makes the most important decision yet in her (admittedly quite new) life. All that's left is to announce it, and hope for understanding. Or, at the very least, acceptance.

A fight with the Crystal Gems has left Peridot cracked within an inch of her life. Trapped on Earth, with no one and no way to get home, Peridot's all but given up hope. But she doesn't know the lengths Steven is willing to go to in order to keep her alive.

The Pines twins have been steeped in mayhem, mysteries, and magic every summer since they were 12 years old. Coming back home to Piedmont, going to high school, acting normal? All those things make them stick out like a sore thumb. When you ask outsiders about the Pines twins, you get a mix of strange stories and casual observations.

In an effort to clean out Amethyst's room, Steven stumbles upon an old planner of Pearl's. It has entries dating back to Pearl's days in Homeworld, and Steven is eager to start using it again. But he can't explain why his birthday has been marked all the way in 2081.

Throughout her long life, Rose Quartz thinks a lot about death. When the time finally comes, she's still not prepared.

When some ancient and unknown Homeworld technology accidentally erases their memories, the Crystal Gems figure their forgotten 13 years is trivial; but unfortunately, it appears a LOT has happened in that time. Now with their leader gone, and saddled with a half-human boy who claims to be her son, they must somehow find a way to restore what they lost.

When a series of supernatural events entwine the fates of two totally separate universes, a couple of adventurous young kids will discover drama, danger, and friendship across realities! It's tough being a stranger in a strange land...

Upon his return from the Kindergarten, Steven has a very important question. Between his hybrid heritage and unconventional family structure, Pearl and Greg are faced with an especially mortifying talk about the facts of life.

Amethyst tries to get Steven walking. This has got to be good, right?