McNerdybirdhide bio
 Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter. Wow, is someone actually looking at my page? Thank you and welcome. Unless you are skipping to the bottom where my stories are, allow me introduce myself to you. :D Gender: Male Age: 19 Mental Age: Not sure but much less than 19 Species: Unknown Current Situation: I'm a university student going into my second year. I'm studying English Literature. Location: England's green and pleasant land, somewhere south of London. Hobbies: I enjoy writing (obviously), wildlife, watching comedies and football. Favourite Character: Ginny. She would be my ideal girlfriend, if she were real. :( Favourite Pairing: Harry/Ginny Hm, what else can I say about myself? I'm friendly and like to joke around, so feel free to drop me a message (wish I could guarantee I would reply, but I often forget to check.) What about my writing? Well, I like to write a variety of genres and lengths. I like to keep to canon, although some of the later information clashes with my own head canon, including Cursed Child, so I'm going to ignore that. But I won't have any drastic changes from canon. Occasionally, I will dip into AU fics and things of pure silliness because that's me. If you have any ideas that you'd like to share, I'd love to hear them. I hope you can find something to enjoy in my stories below. |
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Before the Epilogue by TIGERSAGE reviews
Summer of 1998. Post Battle of Hogwarts. How will Harry & Ginny repair their relationship? How will Hermione & Ron's family react to their Relationship? How will the Weasley Family Dynamic change & Cope? OMG Neville & Luna dating! Join Harry & his friends as they try to repair & Recover from War to find themselves & reconnect with lost family & friends. LEMONS in future ch Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 190,364 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 12/14/2013 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
All the Little Moments by TheBookishGuitarist reviews
In Half-Blood Prince, we only get a small amount of Harry/Ginny romance. This fanfiction is a bunch of missing moments from the few weeks they were dating: some which were referenced in the book, and some I made up on my own. Rated T for some mild language and sexual references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/31/2017 - Published: 1/14/2017 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Blind Dates by cleotheo reviews
When Ginny gets it into her head that Hermione needs a boyfriend, she ropes Harry into her plan and the pair set their friend up on a series of blind dates. Can they find Hermione a boyfriend? More importantly, does their friend even need their help? Fun, lighthearted one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,212 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 108 - Published: 10/5/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Secret Diary of Hugo Granger-Weasley, Aged Thirteen and a Half by FloreatCastellum reviews
Rose says that I am an oblivious moron, but would an oblivious moron have such a deep and sensitive diary? I don't think so. No one knows how I suffer in this ridiculous family. Written for SIYE's The Burrow Secret Challenge 2016, and inspired by Sue Townsend's Adrian Mole.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,029 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/14/2016 - Complete
Fight Them Soft by ellizablue reviews
"What do you think of the name Severus?" [There was more to Ginny's sixth year at Hogwarts than anybody knew. A blood traitor witch of the Sacred Twenty-Eight, suspected love of Harry Potter; the Carrow siblings, hell bent on punishment and the Dark Lord's approval; and a begrudging headmaster, who lives in the tangled limbo between light and dark.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,135 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/7/2016 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] Severus S. - Complete
Stymie by gryffindormischief reviews
Ron has gone too far - and Ginny's not letting it go anymore. Should be fine, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/21/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
Technique by gryffindormischief reviews
All the Weasley kids (and one Lupin) love when Harry babysits, but sometimes he has to deal with the unpleasant aftermath.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/10/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Rapport by gryffindormischief reviews
Harry and Ginny have a blissful reunion when she returns from Hogwarts for Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/10/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Not From Others by FloreatCastellum reviews
She may not have been able to join Harry, Ron and Hermione, but Ginny refuses to go down without a fight. As war approaches, Ginny returns to Hogwarts to resurrect Dumbledore's Army and face the darkest year the wizarding world has ever seen. DH from Ginny's POV. Canon. Winner of Mugglenet's Quicksilver Quill Awards 2016, Best General (Chaptered).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 133,362 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 2/25/2016 - Published: 8/1/2015 - Ginny W., Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
The Life We've Dreamed of by music.notes.instruments12 reviews
"Ginny grabbed a frying pan off of the stove and hit Bill. 'Your wife's in labor! GET BLOODY MOVING.'"/ Join the Weasley-Potter family on their journey through love and loss, and through life and death. Moments from the missing nineteen years and beyond. Chapter 50: An Old Friend
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 99,420 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 1/16/2016 - Published: 1/27/2015 - Harry P., Ginny W., Molly W., Arthur W. - Complete
Whispers of the Dead Lords by Martyr Logarius reviews
Lily Potter, Harry and Ginny's youngest child, heads off to her first year at Hogwarts, hopes of a future of love and ambition at hand. But more than just school, boys, and the trials of growing up will challenge her: A lost mystery has stirred from a long rest in the years since Voldemort's final defeat - and evil abhors a vacuum. Hogwarts again will be a magnet for trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 170,522 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/1/2015 - Published: 9/22/2015 - Lily Luna P., Albus S. P., Scorpius M., OC
Xtremly Scray - A My Immortal Parody by Lullaby of Broadway reviews
Warning - some of this parody is extremely goofy (and intentionally poorly written). Taking it seriously is not advisd, but viower excretion is. Please read the real My Immortal before reading this - otherwise it makes no sense. Rated T for stupidly written sex scenes and misspelled swears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 18,636 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 7/25/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., OC - Complete
Harry Potter: After the Final Battle by HT188 reviews
Harry's Life after the 7th book: returning to school, relationship with Ginny, and career pursuits. Later birth of children and stories about the family. Disclaimer: Harry Potter is JK Rowlings not mine. I have always been looking for the perfect ending to Harry Potter, so I decided to write my own. Please Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,582 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/11/2015 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W.
My Immortal: The Most Goffik Story Ever Written by brahdley jims reviews
My commentary on the fanfiction we all love to hate, My Immortal! Have fun reading, my little goffik preps.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 43 - Words: 53,359 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
The Pact by Accusatrix reviews
Harry and Ginny make a pact that will change their lives. They just didn't know it'd be such a big change. What happens when a little drunken agreement turns into something a lot more complicated? H/G, AU, Post-DH, Mature sexual content and themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,054 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
How to Write a Harry Potter Fanfiction by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Seven steps to writing yet another cliched Harry Potter fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
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Poppies of a War-Torn Field (V2) reviews
The Second Wizarding War is over. Voldemort has been defeated. Now, the survivors must pick up the pieces and attempt to return to normality. Follow Harry as he tries to get his head around the war, and his actions and decisions afterwards. Canon compliant. Updates every Friday. End of Deathly Hallows - end of summer 1998.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/31/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W.
Sir Potter, Vol 1 reviews
Sir Potter and his faithful friend and servant, Ronald are sent off on a quest by their liege, Albus Dumbledore. Their quest: to stop the evil Voldemort before he takes over their land. Along their journey, they will face many tasks and meet many strange and wonderful characters. The only downside is that, because of Ronald, they have to share a horse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2017 - Harry P., Ron W.
Auror Mystery: Transylvanian Terror reviews
Episode #1: Harry and Ginny go for a lovely, uneventful holiday in sunny Translyvania, where absolutely nothing goes wrong. Especially no murder mystery in an old castle purportedly haunted by a bloodthirsty vampire. Of course not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,520 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 10/31/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Temptation reviews
Harry is asked to take a duel workshop at Hogwarts, and one of his students is his girlfriend, Ginny. How difficult could teaching his girlfriend be?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/29/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Minerva M. - Complete
Victory reviews
Ron visits the Potters to help a very pregnant, and annoyed, Ginny look after Teddy. Said child and Ron decide to play Wizarding Snap to pass the time, but it leads to some embarrassment for the retired Auror...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/17/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Ginny W., Teddy L.
Games Night reviews
Hermione and Ginny are staying over at the boys' flat for their weekly games night. Hermione brings Monoploy and a competitive game ensues...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/15/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Strange Noises reviews
Teddy wakes up late at night and hears some strange noises. The toddler was determined to investigate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Teddy L. - Complete
Childhood reviews
A sunny day in the garden with Teddy makes Harry think about his own childhood. At least Ginny is there to understand him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/20/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Teddy L. - Complete
Mornings reviews
Ginny Potter just does not do mornings; when combined with a hungry toddler things can get irksome.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Teddy L. - Complete
Poppies of a War-Torn Field reviews
The Second Wizarding War is over. Voldemort has been defeated. Now, the survivors must pick up the pieces and attempt to return to normality. Follow Harry as he tries to get his head around the war, and his actions and decisions afterwards. Canon compliant. Updates every Friday. End of Deathly Hallows - end of summer 1998.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,369 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/28/2016 - Published: 7/15/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W.
Red Socks reviews
What happens when Harry has a moment with Draco Malfoy? What causes this moment? Parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/20/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
This Is Your Life! with Gilderoy Lockhart reviews
Tune into this series of interviews hosted by none other than Gilderoy Lockhart, winner of 17 smile related awards. He will dive into probing interviews that show you the life of the character, beyond what was written by Rowling. Requests accepted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Gilderoy L.
The Monster Mash reviews
A collection of random, nonsensical silly stories that has an overarching plot. I'm not sure where this'll go, or who will be in it but I do know that it will end with The Monster Mash. This is because - Don't expect anything serious from this, it's just a bit of fun. AU. Will contain crossovers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7/16/2015 - Published: 7/15/2015
The Hunter and The Hunted
"Outside the window was a large, hairy, sneering face. A grin was etched along the face like a badly created Frankenstein monster, and two large canines protruded from it. The eyes were yellow, and seemed to pierce into the soul of all who looked at it." The war has been won, but there are still battles to be had. Contains violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,755 - Published: 7/6/2015 - Fenrir G., J. Dawlish - Complete
