Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

There can only be two sides to a game of chess, unless someone plays on both sides at once. Another genius villain joins the mix, throwing the already delicate balance of powers on its side. Three of the greatest magical beings pitted against one another in deadly trials, only one can emerge victorious, and no, this isn't the Triwizard Tournament we're talking about.

Tom Marvolo Riddle is reaped. The Capitol doesn't stand a chance.

An infamous convict escapes from Azkaban. Goblins are planning to rebel in Haven. Dementors are prowling Hogwarts. Draco is acting strangely. And to top it all off, nothing is really as it seems, meaning Artemis is the only one who can solve this mystery. Just when things seemed easy... COMPLETED: SEQUEL UP

Levi declares a one-man war on the sorry state of the military's pants (because whoever decided white was a good color for them was clearly an imbecile). Erwin is worried.

In which Levi seems determined to spoil Eren rotten, whether he likes it or not. (for the record, Eren hadn't expected his confession to lead to this sort of thing at all).

Second year is here, brimming with suspense, excitement, mystery, opportunity, and clueless Defense professors meant as a means of comic relief. It is up to Artemis to develop his skills to the fullest in order to defeat the evil looming within Hogwarts. But solving this crime might be difficult for even Artemis, especially when he is the main suspect... COMPLETED: SEQUEL UP

He was left for a Squib as a child, too smart for his own good. Now everything comes tumbling back at him, and Artemis Fowl II is thrown into the world of magic, for better or for worse. And what's this about a stone that can turn any metal into gold?... COMPLETED: SEQUEL UP

Hong Kong wants to be understood, maybe his estranged brother is the only one that really does. Hong KongXCanada, now with additional Egypt.

Oh yeah, Canada will make sure that no one will ever forget him again... America is not amused. America x Canada, Canada x World ... Chapters shall be edited/cleaned-up and then I'll finally finish this!

"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'