Everyone knows Dementors can take souls, but nothing says that they have to keep them. After the Dementor attack in Little Whinging ends disastrously, Harry must find a place for himself in the past, fighting a different sort of war against the nascent Voldemort. Some slash much later.

Harry Potter is a dragon. He's been a dragon for several years, and frankly he's quite used to the idea - after all, in his experience nobody ever comments about it, so presumably it's just what happens sometimes. Magic, though, THAT is something entirely new. Comedy fic, leading on from the consequences of one... admittedly quite large... change. Cover art by amalgamzaku.

"Fix it" said the Fates. "Fix what? With what tools and skills?" I asked. Being dead was only the first of the obstacles. And then I found myself in an understairs cupboard listening to a little boy quietly sobbing. Oh. Fix THAT. In which a sarcastic old git is dropped into the awful childhood of Harry Potter. SI-ish. Rated M for foul language and canon-level abuse.

You don't have to be pleasant to do good things. And sometimes it's the littlest things that spark a massive change. And when someone's been blindsided, they think it's unfair. But just because they didn't see it coming, and can't tell where it's going, is it really something that's ... bad? Rating to be on the safe side.

Waking in the body of a murdered child, Taylor Hebert, once a super villain and later a super hero must discover who has been killing muggleborns while being forced to go to Hogwarts, among groups who are the most likely suspects.

Petunia Dursley has trouble: she's lost her family, she's going crazy, she can do magic (but not always), her suitors are a mixed bag (operative word) & people keep trying to take her children away from her. They should be very afraid. (Not only a) Double Severitus. WARNING: Not what you expected.

Alternate Universe. One-shot. On Hallowe'en of 1970 Lord Voldemort made three wishes upon a monkey's paw, forcibly diverting the course of events. Warning: Character deaths. Rating: 'M' on account of non-explicit 'suggestive' references.

At the end, something happened. Hermione clutches at one fraying thread, uncertain whether she is Arachne or Persephone. What she does know is that she will keep fighting to protect her friends even if she must walk a dark path. *time travel*

The year: 1987. The place: Muggle London. The situation: The Boy-Who-Lived is being treated horribly by his Muggle relatives. A young witch must take him in for the Ministry's good and his. The witch's name: Dolores Umbridge. COMPLETE.

An irreverent but in-character parody of the MLC where Snape and Tonks show the Wizarding World what they really think about arranged marriages. Nominated for the Multifaceted Awards Round Four in the Laughter and Pride categories. Gloriously AU since HBP.

Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all.

Post-DH, Hermione confronts the post-war world, including the wizarding War Crimes Trials of 1999, rogue Dementors, werewolf packs, and Ministry intrigue. All is not well, and this is nothing new. Rated M for later chapters.

Snape has escaped from Voldie and rejoined the Order, but his friends have a new battle on their hands: to save him from Azkaban, and his own shredded nerves. He really hasn't time for a nervous breakdown: not when he's meant to be leading the war effort.

The entry level textbook for all Hogwarts students for the past century explains the most fundamental rules of magic. The problem is, when you try and explain magic, it fights back. Foreword by Marcus Montefiore

AU During his fourth year, Harry begins to feel that something is Not Right. He studies incessantly and when Voldemort is resurrected, he knows of a spell that can get rid of the monster forever . . . unfortunately, there are side-effects . . .

The students can hex you, their parents can curse you, your colleagues are all a little bit crazy, and a terrorist group wants to kill you. Other than that, being the new Professor of Muggle Studies at Hogwarts is a pretty easy gig. Rated M for language.

Sequel to Resonance and Revolution. Harry enters his second year as an Auror Apprentice. Snape's wedding looms, and Harry's odd new powers mature, creating mayhem, perilous temptations, and opportunities to gain real wisdom.

Harry, Remus, and Sirius are forced into hiding... under Snape's dubious care. NEWS: Chapter 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 uploaded, all chapters edited.

From a narrow escape from death at the end of the war Snape embarks on a new life. Yet how can a single escape be enough when it's not over? How can he move forward when the past is close on his trail? Rated for language, some violence. SS/OCs/Canon Chars

Looking after a Muggle animal should be easy compared to saving Hogwarts from Voldemort. Harry and Draco might disagree with that. Featuring Luna, Marauders, peppermints and, of course, a tall, black, badtempered horse named Simon.

100-word drabble. She was sure she would love him forever, no matter what her sister thought....

This is a selection of short stories that were written in response to various online Harry Potter challenges.

What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.

A Sherlock Holmes mystery set in Victorian Hogwarts. A valuable artefact has been stolen from Hogwarts School, with a Muggle student the only suspect, and Headmaster Black summons Holmes to retrieve it. But the case is not as clear cut as it first appears

Lily finishes her friendship with Snape. Finally.

COMPLETE. AU to HBP and DH. Snape and his apprentices form a bond which may never be broken, not even in death. And at the end of it, Severus Snape is able to perform a spell that he has never been able to do before. Ok, it's not a million words. I tried.

Spoilers for Deathly Hallows. A sequel to 'Round Midnight, by Jinx.

Some things are unbreakable. If only by choice. Severus Snape. Major spoiler for HBP; mostly AU after DH.

If knowing the future were as easy as looking at leaves in a teacup... Eileen took the final sip, then held the cup in her left hand and swirled vigorously. Three times, clockwise, the way Professor Mopsus had taught them.

What happened when the Montagues stormed up to the castle after their son was found in a toilet? HBP COMPLIANT and now complete.

A glimpse into the mind of Snape. Oneshot, set during HalfBlood Prince.

Severus discovers compelling reasons to go on living after the events of HBP. Sequel to Down the Ferret Hole, SSHG.

Hermione returns to Grimmauld Place, looking for answers. She wasn't expecting to find Severus Snape. PostHBP. WINNER, QuilltoParchment Round 2: Best Fanon Het. RUNNER UP, QtP Round 2: Trio Era & 2006 OWL AWARDS: Best HGSS, Best Original Character.

In which Severus Snape finally gets his just deserts... or does he? Contains Valkyries, meat, mead, horned helmets, singing Giants and The Ballad of Severus the Small and his Tiny, Tiny Stick.

Romance blooms between Severus and Tonks, but this fluff free fic centers on the adult HP characters. Warning for SeverusSirius snark, naughty language, poisonous mushrooms, and disgusting ingredients. It's OoP, so it's still canon.

COMPLETE. Was Dumbledore really stupid to trust Snape? HALF BLOOD PRINCE COMPLIANT and STILL pretty much CANON as of Deathly Hallows.

In another bout of dubious wisdom, the Ministry of Magic has passed the Magical Creature Protection Act. Guess which of our characters is a magical creature? Rating is for general content and theme, not sex. Companion piece to For Tomorrow We May Die.

Have you ever wondered what really happened at the Death Eater meetings?

Brilliant imagery, powerful characterisations, nailbiting suspense, according to my reviewers! Post HBP, Snape and a Muggle shaman escape Voldemort and flee through an ancient mine system. Angst, Humour, Friendship, Adventure. Complete.

A certain character's death. A certain killer's thoughts. An explanation, a confession if you will. But not a request for forgiveness. HBP spoilers R&R?

SPOILERS! Severus Snape must make decision after decision, but this time he gets a little push in the right direction. Begins immediately after the SSHP fight at the end of HBP. Not depressing!

Snape reflects on what happened. Set after the end of HBP. Spoiler Alert: Contains major Half Blood Prince spoilers.

Severus Snape and a moment that will change everything. Book 6 spoilers.

Year six and Harry needs rescuing by Dumbledore and Snape. The resulting understanding between Harry and Snape is critical to destroying Voldemort and leads to an offer of adoption. Covers year seven and Auror training. Sequel is Revolution.

“Do you believe in ghosts, Harry?” Ron said softly. “The ones that haunt only you.” RWHP Warnings: Character Death. COMPLETE

Actions, even desperately stupid ones, have consequences hence this sequel to Stuck, and Stuck in the Muddle. New and improved with an EPIILOGUE!

Set a couple of months after the war. Severus has mostly recovered; Remus has mostly not. A somewhat meandering fic, on picking up the pieces. Not slash.

There are ties that bind and swords that are doubleedged. For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Every decision has unforseeable consquences, but they all lead up to an unavoidable conclusion.

The improbability of such consistently and predictably incorrect predictions is infinite. Trelawney ficlet. I'm as surprised as you are, I assure you.

It is Christmas Day and Hermione has no choice but to ask Snape for a very unusual favour... From SS pov. Sarky!Snape at his most despicable!

One shot, set at the beginning of GoF. Severus's possible reaction when he sees that his Dark Mark has begun to darken, signaling the second rise of Voldemort. A characterization piece. AN: Thanks to bruno, jan, and dreamewaever for the feedback!

What IS on the other side, really? Is it true what they say about curtains that close when you're going away? Rating is for bad words. Ch.1- Sirius Black Ch.2- Death Eater Ch.3- Louis Pringle

One day, Voldemort wakes up in hell. And no, he bloody well does not want a sherbert lemon.

Because no matter the loss, we are always best when we remember we will never be alone. A one-shot on loss and acceptance in the face of the future. COMPLETED

After several near death experices, Harry takes drastic measures and seeks advice from a disembodied dog. London is plagued with Dementors and Death Eaters, and the muggles are up in arms. Conspiracies abound and even at Hogwarts evil is gaining ground.

An entirely different take on the genetics problem that is at the heart of the WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge. Warning: this is not an MLC.

Have you ever wondered why Prof. Snape ended up assisting Gilderoy Lockhart with the Dueling Club instead of Prof. Flitwick, who was apparently a champion dueler in his youth?

One shot. "Dangling upside down and wandless in front of that git Potter, Severus had only one weapon left. Time to use it then."

A librarian's job is never done . . . especially not at Hogwarts . . . and especially when a certain toadlike High Inquisitor is nosing around.

Voldemort has made his attempt on baby Harry, failed, and disappeared. Behind closed doors Lucius Malfoy fumes, and Severus Snape holds his old friend’s toddler son and ponders his own view of the events.

In the summer after the fifth year, a new neighbour moves into Privet Drive. Harry has to reevaluate some previous assumptions... Tumbleweed Challenge story. One shot.

Voldemort fell ten years ago. But someone else fell just before. Someone that Harry thought he'd never be able to think about without hatred, let alone pay respects at his grave. (Oneshot cookie, Severus Snape Harry angst )

When Sirius returns to Number 12, Grimmauld Place for the first time since he left it, he comes face to face with the mistress of the house. PG-13 for some creepiness.

Who in the world could ever consider Severus Snape a father figure?

Harry is acting strangely, and Snape may just live to regret prying the secret out of him. ONE-SHOT, NO SLASH.

Now complete. The war is over and an exhausted Severus Snape must find a new role. But how does he end up running the school games club and befriending Remus Lupin?

HEY - DON'T IGNORE THIS - you don't get many CHAUCER fanfics! Modern twist on the most offensive of the tales - The Prioress's, and all too relevant to current crises.

Severus Snape reflects on Albus Dumbledore's attitude towards Harry Potter. A companion story to my fic HERE BE MONSTERS.

COMPLETE. Ron Weasley makes up his schoolwork, and actually thinks for a change. Snape gets some Christmas presents he doesn't expect. The old game is over, but a new one is just beginning. Please read and review. And thanks to you all!

Snape decides to study and become an Animagus. The resultant form might or might not be what was expected.... Oneshot, Complete!

Dumbledore calls a staff meeting, the cause for which is that Severus Snape needs help coming to terms and working past his anti-Gryffindor sentiment. It doesn't quite go that way, however...

Severus Snape threatens an owl, faces a moral quandary, and talks to a wall.

One shot satire of TextualSphinx's wonderful story, Decoding the Heart. There's more than corn in Indiana. SSHG.

After the discussion in the Gryffindor boys' dormitory, Neville is convinced he has a problem. A lucky find in Hogsmeade leads him to an uncharacteristic solution. Unfortunately, he isn't very good at Potions.

A young Albus Dumbledore goes quasi-Lovecraftian in this tale of inappropriate spells, Old Gods, and livestock. Just another case of picking the most obscure character in the series and running with him. Rated W for Wrong.

Typical, if eventful, day in the life of our BPM. Simple, but amusing, I promise. Snape experiences a close shave at lunch and abuses Longbottom mercilessly. Please Please Please R&R! ^^

Hermione in the kitchens.

McGonagall remembers the dark hints about Snape's past evident even when he first came to Hogwarts at age 11.