RelativeTheoryhide bio
 Author has written 12 stories for Doctor Who, Misc. Books, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Ever Afters series, Avengers, and Hunger Games. The leaves were long, the grass was green, the hemlock-umbels tall and fair... -Song of Beren and Lúthien, J.R.R. Tolkien Here's to hoping we all stay safe! I'll be praying for all of you guys, and get back to working on some fics - if they're finished soon enough maybe they'll boost some person's morale. :P Until then! Hello! A bit about myself: I'm a female. I'm also a Christian. All the words I write on here go to the glory of God. :) I like quotes, theories, and a lot of other things. Story Business: It's Called a Quest: Chapter update! Chapter 11 is out. Of Distress, Deep Distress: EVER AFTERS ONE-SHOT FIC!!!!!!! Just a fun triumvirate fic about Rory's birthday. Who Comes Knocking: Who Comes Knocking is now officially completed. I might see if it needs minor editing, but besides that, it's pretty much done! What Just Happened: Spiderman fic! Based on a tumblr post (wait don't leave) about Flash Thompson making Spiderman conspiracies - hence the cover photo. I hope you enjoy! Ever Afters: working on another fic but may take a while! A note about updates: I am absolutely terrible at updating (if you couldn't tell, haha). I'll be trying to get better at it, but let's see how it goes. HOWEVER, Something else you should know: If I've edited my profile recently, that usually means I'm in the latter stages of working on something and may be close to updating. Extra: I have a tumblr now! The username is twilight-zoned-out; I've posted mostly spiderman/marvel things so far but let's see where it goes! If I post a fanfic on tumblr, it will also show up here, but I don't plan on writing much fanfiction on tumblr right now so that shouldn't be too much of an issue. Enjoy the stories and thanks for coming! "For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast." -Ephesians 2:8-9 |
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Mischief on Midgard by moonbird reviews
Takes place after the first Avengers movies, then goes AU. If Odin truly sees Thor and Loki as equal, they ought to face equal punishment for equal crime. Thors suggestion is granted and Loki is stripped of his powers as he banished to midgard where he has to either proof himself worthy or spend the rest of his life on earth without any special powers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 151,487 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 9/27 - Published: 5/30/2019 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki, Hulk/Bruce B.
I'd Like a Bloody Mary by ftbprotocol reviews
Thor doesn't make it back to the future with the Rabbit. Instead he finds himself sent further back, trapped in a nightmare where none of his friends know him and his brother is invading Midgard. With no sign of young-Thor he is forced to keep time flowing as it should, if he wants to make it back to his future. But first, he's going to need another Bloody Mary [time travel fix-it]
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,813 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/5 - Published: 11/4/2019 - Thor, Loki
The Fallen Hawk by Kitiara Raistlin reviews
When the Hydra/Shield files are released at the end of Winter Soldier, the Avengers discover that one of their own has been a Hydra agent all along. The Avengers must grapple with the betrayal while Clint tries to make things right.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 82,784 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 11/2/2019 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Mischief on the Dancefloor by TARDISflyer124 reviews
Set in Asgard, several (hundred) years before the first Thor movie takes place. Contains Teen!Thor and a pudding-loving Teen!Loki, who also happens to dance like Tom. (I do not own the cover image.)
Thor - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 6/16/2016 - Thor, Loki, Fandral
Alternatively by 16woodsequ reviews
After waking up 70 years in the future, Steve thought that dealing with his fraying emotions while trying to lead a group of misfit super heroes would be the worst of his problems. That is until he's fighting a doppelganger version of himself who whispers three impossible words. "Bucky... is... alive." 2012 Alternate timeline
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,093 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 8/29/2019 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier - Complete
The French Mistake by Irony-chan reviews
When Steve, Natasha, and Thor get together to thwart Loki's escape attempt, they find themselves along for the ride to an alternate universe where there are no Avengers, just spoiled Hollywood actors with hauntingly familiar faces. This is stupid, but I wrote it as a tribute of sorts to Stan Lee and am sharing it in that capacity.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,357 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/13/2019 - Published: 1/13/2019 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Thor, Loki - Complete
Saving Mr Stark by offcolor.darkrai reviews
One Minute he was turning to dust, the next he's back in WWII, looking into the face of his most remembered victim. James somehow travels back to before he fell, and decides to set everything right.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/21/2019 - Complete
it's in the past we can make this leap by Red Bess Rackham reviews
After a mission goes horribly wrong, the Avengers end up separated and scattered in time. Clint joins forces with someone unexpected while Steve meets a kid who's in way over his head. They both try not to completely screw up history. (Gen, Avengers epic. Don't have to read part 1 to enjoy part 2.)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,572 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/5/2019 - Published: 3/28/2017 - Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B., OC, Peggy C.
From the Top by garamonder reviews
Miles let go. Peter B. Parker closed his eyes as he dropped back through the dimensional rift, heading home. It would have been nice if he'd ended up there. Instead, the veteran hero makes an unintended pit stop in another Peter's universe - one where he's an Avenger, of all things. (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse fic, takes place in the MCU post-Avengers 4)
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 81,526 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 4/26/2019 - Published: 1/5/2019 - Iron Man/Tony S., Spider-Man/Peter Parker
Excelsior! by hero-lynn reviews
Since Stan Lee has cameos in every Marvel movie, what if he was the star of a story, with the MCU superheroes, villains, and other characters made cameos in his? Open to requests, more information inside! Reviews always welcome! COMPLETE
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,931 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/21/2019 - Published: 3/9/2018 - Complete
Don't Stop, and Hope by Trekkiehood reviews
Steve was a Christian, he was Captain America after all. He's not ashamed of his faith, but Tony is starting to get annoyed with it. An argument leads to an anxiety attack, which leads to a long conversation. No Slash - just friendship and bromance. I don't own the Avengers (imagine that) Christianity and Spiritual themes are present throughout this story. Warnings on profile.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/15/2018 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Repulse by spade-of-hearts reviews
In a steampunk-inspired World War II, treachery and secrets abound as the world spirals closer to chaos. Steve is a soldier with nothing to lose. Tony is a genius who doesn't know where his loyalties lie. Clint is a sailor with a dark past he'd give anything to leave behind. War will bring them together, and war will tear them apart.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 117,035 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/18/2018 - Published: 3/24/2017 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Loki's Pranks by Self-Inflicted Insanity reviews
THIS STORY IS DISCONTINUED AND HAS BEEN FOR YEARS. IT IS NOT BEING UPDATED. I mistakingly did something that bumped up the "Updated" date. It was an accident, which unfortunately I can't undo. (This story was actually the first fic I ever wrote, and it really embarrasses me now... But I know a lot of people like it, so I'm not going to delete it, even though I kind of want to).
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 150 - Words: 207,773 - Reviews: 3178 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 11/7/2017 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
SuperWhoLock: Reality's End by ttsuperwholock reviews
When exterminator dragons start to murder people around London, Sherlock and John join The Doctor and Rose to find out how the dragons entered their universe. Could something else have also come through the gate? (I changed my username three times while writing this, jsyk) *Note: BECOMES SUPERWHOLOCK IN CHAPT 8!* *Season 1 of SPN, Pre-Reichenbach, Season 2 of Doctor Who*
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,946 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/22/2017 - Published: 4/18/2016 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., Sherlock H., John W.
Elephants and Revenge by cyborgshadow reviews
About a year after OEAE, random stuff happens. Ignore the bad title. Also, Chase canonically has a stuffed elephant. It was in the first book.
Ever Afters series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/12/2016 - Aurora L./Rory, Chase T., Lena L., Ben T.
One Game to Rule Them All by Boromerely reviews
It's the Hunger Games, but this time, the Tributes shall be from Lord of the Rings. The main Tributes will be the Fellowship members except Gandalf but other characters will be mentioned. May the odds be ever in their favour! Cover image done by ichipup; it's of Gimli.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 123,144 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Complete
Falling by cyborgshadow reviews
Chase and Rory's feelings are described by a metaphor-thing.
Ever Afters series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/30/2015
Lena's Day Off by readintherain reviews
It had the makings of a wonderful night. A double date with Chase and Rory? Lena couldn't be more excited. Unfortunately, life gets in the way. (One-shot)
Ever Afters series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2015
The Sort-Of Date by transientfireworks reviews
As the prospect of the Snow Queen's attack looms over Rory's head, can Chase help ease the stress a bit? Hmm...probably not. [One-Shot]
Ever Afters series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Aurora L./Rory, Chase T. - Complete
The Pain of Summer Heat by Sam-Jo2013 reviews
Okay, so in this fic Loki is an Avenger. Roll with that thought, kk? :P Now, thanks to a mishap with some misplaced electricity, Tony's tower now has no way to cool itself down. And with New York facing its hottest day of the year, everyone is as agitated as can be. But wait, Tony is...a billionaire...should he not have a pool somewhere in his tower? A bonding fic
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,294 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Syrgja by Lady Charity reviews
None of this was supposed to happen. SHIELD wasn't supposed to find Thor and Loki on Earth three years after the battle. Loki wasn't supposed to be a silent shadow of who he once was. And the Avengers...weren't ever meant to have to endure the madness that would follow. "Cry, Loki. Cry."
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 262,720 - Reviews: 2691 - Favs: 2,493 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki - Complete
Calling All Contestants! by King Caspian the Seafarer reviews
When six archers from different worlds and times are summoned to Rivendell, the result can only be the most epic archery competition in the history of the bow. Will we finally get an answer to the question "Who is the greatest archer in the worlds?" Crossover, featuring characters from LOTR, Narnia, Avengers, Brave, Hunger Games, BBC Robin Hood, and BBC Merlin. COMPLETE.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,355 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Legolas, Susan Pevensie - Complete
LoTR's Trip to Canada! by Lady Charity reviews
LoTR are tired of destroying rings, so they take an impromptu trip to Canada! They face crazy fangirls, dead ladybugs, singing hobbits, lucky elves, middleearth idol, and more. Laughter guaranteed or your reviews back!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,711 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2248 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
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It's called a Quest reviews
After deciding to take a few weeks of leave from SHIELD, Steve goes to Stark Tower and finds that 1) Coulson's not dead, 2) Thor's back and stuck with dragging his brother around (sometimes literally), and 3) the Avengers (with a replacement for Bruce, who opted out on this one) are going on a mission to destroy the deadliest file in the world. In other words, it's LOTR.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,747 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 12/25/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B.
Of Distress, Deep Distress reviews
Chase can't figure out what to get Rory for her birthday.
Ever Afters series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30 - [Chase T., Aurora L./Rory] Lena L. - Complete
What Just Happened reviews
In which Peter and Ned have a grand old time wading through Flash's Spiderman conspiracy channel until they get back from Europe and everyone finds out who Spiderman actually is.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/5/2019 - Spider-Man/Peter Parker, Ned
Who Comes Knocking reviews
An unexpected encounter may be the catalyst to give Earth a fighting chance. A hypothetical lead-up to the Infinity War. Full spoiler warning mentioned inside.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,439 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/29/2019 - Published: 4/30/2018 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
Thanksgiving Troubles reviews
Lady Aspenwind has come to learn the magical art of making pumpkin pies. Only one problem: Chase may have mixed up the pumpkins.
Ever Afters series - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/22/2018 - Aurora L./Rory, Chase T., Lena L. - Complete
Everybody Wants to Rule the World reviews
Let me tell you a story, where irregular happenings turned out to be actually quite planned, where there was no turning back. Where fandoms collided. Remember the heroes. This is their story.
Crossover - Misc. Books & Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,794 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/13/2017 - Published: 3/3/2015
Merry Christmas, Clint reviews
The bows are strung, the arrows are set, and Clint Barton has no idea how this Yuletide thing is supposed to work. So he invites Natasha over. Between broken furniture, burned food, and Christmas décor, Clint might actually learn something.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 12/25/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Agents of PRANKS
Fitz decides that it's been far too long without a prank. Little does he know that the other members have been thinking the same thing. Basically random S.H.I.E.L.D. humor.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,495 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/1/2016 - Published: 4/3/2015 - L. Fitz, J. Simmons - Complete
Happy Birthday Grandpa Chase reviews
It's Chase's birthday. It's not so much of surprise since he knows what's going to happen, but he enjoys it all the same.
Ever Afters series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/29/2016 - Aurora L./Rory, Chase T. - Complete
Thinks You're Awesome reviews
Rory comes back from shopping to find Holly missing and a sword on the ground.
Ever Afters series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2015 - [Aurora L./Rory, Chase T.] OC - Complete
Orientation Day reviews
After explaining to her parents what Ever After really is, Rory is supposed to convince them to live there, at least until the war is over. Trying to help, the Director decides to give them a long overdue orientation. It goes a bit different than they planned. (Takes place after third book)
Ever Afters series - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2015 - Aurora L./Rory, Eric L., Maggie Wright, Amy - Complete
Regeneration reviews
The doctor runs. He's always running to save the world. To save worlds. Planets. Galaxies- Nine hundred years can take a toll on a Timelord. And the Doctor wonders why he bothers to regenerate. Why he's so reluctant when he does. Why he chooses not to die. And why so many others do.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2015 - 10th Doctor - Complete
