Hello.

I am Colors.

And this is my profile.

If you are here, i can only assume you miss-clicked.

Or had a stroke and hit your head on the keyboard.

Please take a moment to orient yourself.

And take good care of your health.

In case you are wondering, despite my name, I do not go by Berserk. Typically in any game or website i make an account or character on I make my name "Color Me (Descriptive term)". It started as a joke when I was playing a lightning based character in a game and I named him Color Me Shocked and just ran with it until it got out of hand. Typically people refer to me as Colors, as in the plural for whatever reason. It's actually become something of a running joke among my friends that of all of us, I am the only one who's name is plural.

If you want me to write something, tell me. I enjoy writing and need all the practice I can get so all ideas are welcome.

Stories I am Writing

--Youjo Senki: Saga of Tanya the Evil--

God Complex: Tanya is not a reincarnated middle aged bureaucrat, instead she is just a little girl pressed into the military because of her magical abilities. She still brutally kills people though, so that's fun.

--RWBY--

Blood Red: Ruby is a psychopath murderer who barely understands human interaction and wants nothing more than to slaughter everyone. 50% blood and gore, 40% jokes about Ruby not understanding how humans work, 10% making Yang act like a slut. Also might have Ruby and Neo being adorable psycho killers together at some point.

Second Summer: Qrow visits his favorite nieces only to discover Tai has been doing something very... bad to Ruby. Don't worry, it only gets worse from here.

Last Time Around: Time Travel story where the gods punish Ruby for failing to save the world by sending her back in time to try to prevent it for eternity. Every time the world ends of she dies she starts back over from Dust Till Dawn. I'm told its similar to a story focused on Jaune, but I block Jaune when I look for stories so i have never read it.

Loud and Clear: Western taking place in Vacuo about 16 years before the main story. Main character of the story is Klara, an OC i made to fill the roll of a teacher at Beacon for my other story, RWBY:CE. Very little information has been given on Vacuo so I basically get to just make whatever i want up. Klara means Clear, and she is a loud brat. Explaining jokes makes them much funnier I'm told.

RWBY: Colors Edition: Originally called "Correctors Edition". Basically an AU of RWBY formed from the many random complaints i had to friends in Discord while talking about RWBY. Things like expanding the timeline of them being in Beacon to 3 years, adjusting ages, relationships, etc. Lots of small and large changes along with clearing up confusions about Aura and magic and such. Also Rose is kind of an asshole and is the reincarnation of Summer Rose. Spoiler Alert or something. Reincarnation is fun.

--My Hero Academia--

Give it Your All: AU where Izuku's natural quirk is All for One. Decided to write this because their are so many great Hero options for the quirk and i wasn't seeing anyone writing it.

--Guild Wars 2--

Legend Squared: Guild Wars 2 story about the MC from Guild Wars 1 reincarnating as a Asura Commander of the Pact. I might do a version of this with a Charr character if i ever get around to making a charr on my new account to get the achievements. Need that AP baby.

Finished Stories

-RWBY-

FAME: (One shot) 10 years after the Grimm threat is ended, Yang is called to an emergency at a remote village and see's a familiar face. Short little one shot i wrote to get back into writing fanfiction.

Planned Stories

--RWBY--

Obligatory Self Insert: RWBY story where I insert myself into the story. I wrote a chapter of it for giggles and it was pretty funny, but also was so full of curse words I don't feel comfortable posting as is. It's literally like 1/5th curse words. I have a problem, send help.

Random Rose Branwen Story: I eventually plan to write a story where Ruby is raised by Raven as her daughter. Mostly because I really enjoy the type of story (it was the first type of RWBY fan fiction I ever read) and all of them keep bloody going on Hiatus! Like 20 of them have been started and they keep barely making it past the initiation!It's killing me! And as of 10/8/2018, the one that came back from hiatus is already on hiatus again! Kill me now. I guess I have to write it myself.

Enabler Story: I want to write one of every fucked up type of RWBY relationship because i like making people feel uncomfortable. Someone on reddit posted a thing with Second Summer listed in it, and their reaction to the story was the funniest thing I have ever read. Trigger warnings are overrated.

Cinder X Ruby Story: One thing you will quickly learn about me is that I enjoy torturing my characters, and writing things that are either over the top stupid, or really fucked up. Having Cinder torture Ruby is one of them.

--Mass Effect--

Mage Commander: If you have ever read "Starships mage" (which is a great read I highly recommend it) this is almost like a crossover. I want to write a story where Humans have magic and teleport their ships between planets instead of using the gate things or FTL. So in this universe Shepard (femshep for life) would be a Mage, and a hand of the King of Mars. has some fun potential. Wrote a prologue a while back and never posted but if i get in the mood i might bust out a few chapters.

--Fire Emblem--

Grimatar: Not the actual name, just a placeholder. Fire Emblem Awakening AU that started as a joke among my friends. I always name my Avatar Grima because i find it funny, and we anded up jokingly changing the story so the Avatar knew she was Grima the entire time, and the weird plot changes that would require. Main focus of the story instead of gathering the stones for the Fire Emblem because each stone is a dragonstone to keep Grima sane because Grima is made up of many different dragons. At least in my version they are. Mostly its just funny to have Avatar/Chrom romance when the Avatar openly admits she is the harbinger of destruction.

--Guild Wars--

I have two fic plans for gw2. One is basically 5 background characters just doing their own thing in the story while the commander is off on their adventures. The other is a story about the hero from gw1 reincarnating as the commander. Mostly fun to think about because of the different thought processes, and all the gw1 characters recognizing the commander as familiar. I don't role play in gw2, but I have always enjoyed watching role players takes on the lore and the world and kinda always wanted to just expand on it with my own tastes in mind.

--Percy Jackson--

Time Something Something Insert Joke or Pun here: Basically I want to write a AU where Percy is Kronos demititan son. No gimmick other than that. No weird universe travel, no other characters, no 3000 year old Percy. Just the story with Percy being Kronos's and Sally Jacksons son and all that entails. I have been trying to find a good Papa Kronos story for a while and have come up with none that are pretty vanilla that actually dont end after like 3 chapters.

If you have any questions about anything I have written, or have suggestions or ideas you would like me to try my hand at writing, feel free to send me a PM.

I tend to write anything that comes to mind rapid fire so I enjoy having a ton of different ideas to bounce between at a quick pace rather than slogging through one idea continuously. Plus writing fanfiction is surprisingly good practice for writing quickly. Normally with my own original work I spend way to much time overthinking character and plot points to the point where I never actually buckle down and bust out some chapters, having some stuff taken care of lets me practice the nitty gritty of my writing and work on my first draft ability without worrying about potentially getting sick and tired of my own ideas.

So TLDR, I enjoy writing, and writing often makes me write better. So if you have anything you want me to write feel free to send it to me and if it sounds fun I will give it a shot.

I keep seeing all these fanfic authors with these big ass profiles that are like 400 bloody pages long.

And frankly it makes me jealous that i am not wasting as much of your time as they are. So now I shall provide completely useless information about myself that has no actual meaning unless you want to try to guess my security questions for my bank or something.

Favorite Game: Bloodborne. I need to make these answers longer to waste more of your time... Umm... I don't have any urge to write fanfiction of it because the game has practically no dialogue. I considered writing one where its just RWBY characters in the game because pretty much every character can be transferred in with minimal effort. Heck, their is a Crow, and a scythe wielding person who was in love with a pale white haired woman. It just works.

Movie?: Treasure Planet. Makes me feel like I am 7 years old again every time I watch it. On occasion when I am bored I will just recite the transcript of the movie in discord voice chat to annoy people.

Where am I from?: East Coast America. I lived in England for a time as a kid, which did little for me other than make it so i think W is a vowel and pronounce been with the long E. Also it gave me a intimate familiarity with the smell of sheep shit. Why the fuck does the entire country smell like the stuff?

What multiplayer games do I play?: Guild Wars 2 is the main one that I am usually playing because I have friends in it. Recently started playing Black Desert Online despite everyone telling me not too solely because I had a 70% off steam coupon and the game is only 10 bucks. Sold a couple skins in CSGO and got that bitch on the cheap.

Why do you constantly use there/their wrong? Because I am lazy and dont edit my work beyond checking it for red underlines. I tend to get bogged down in that sort of stuff to the degree that i never finish writing things if i let myself get too into editing. It ends up looking really nice, but i go absolutely no where with it and get bored and abandon the idea if i do.

Why not have a beta? That would require me to have the patience to send things to a beta before uploading them. Typically i upload things within about five minutes of writing them. Between that and my lack of knowledge on how the beta system works on this website I have no drive to bother.

How can you be so lazy? I once skipped a final college exam because I couldn't find a sock and didn't want to look for my sandals. This barely even registers in comparison.

Can I beta your stories? No. But if you want you can find all the mistakes after I upload it and PM them to me. Their are bound to be plenty of the damn things so go wild if you care so much.

Can I have a spoiler for [insert story name here]? Yeah sure send me a PM. Just keep in mind I dont tend to overly plan things out beyond certain key plot moments so everything is subject to change on a dime if I get bored or just think of something new.

What other franchises do you want to write fanfiction for that you haven't already? So many. But to name a few, The Inheritance Cycle, Wheel of Time, My Hero Academia, Percy Jackson, Youjo Senki/Saga of Tanya the Evil, Vampirates (fucking am I the only person that remembers this book series?), that series of books with the blimps and the main character was named Matt Cruise. And many more!

Why do you complain about RWBY so much? I like to complain. I find it quite cathartic and digging into other peoples work to find its flaws encourages me to look into my own ideas and pick out the bits that just dont work. That and I am a whiny cunt who is never satisfied.

Have you watched Seasons 5 and 6 of RWBY yet? No i have not. And after listening to a friend talk about them, i have no interest in watching any more of the show. I have been consistently disappointed with a myriad of things in the show from the start and they have done little if anything to improve it, so i have pretty much given up. Maybe I'll watch everything in a binge when it's over.

Thats about all I got. Can't think of anything to make this stupid profile any longer. Shame. I think Colors Edition actually has Authors Notes longer than this profile. I wrote those things to be fucking massive for some reason hahahaha