You are standing in a lounge room. Probably in some enormous castle or something. You have no clue how you got here. A fire crackles in the grate. A massive stag's head hangs over the mantle, which is decorated with various trinkets and baubles. Aside from the fire in the hearth, there is no light. Would it kill the guy in the armchair to light some candles?

The man spots you. He's dressed in a monogramed cigar jacket and comfortable slippers. He's sipping on coffee, and he looks remarkably lax, considering some stranger just appeared in the middle of his lounge. He smiles knowingly, as though this happens all the time. With an over the top wink, he pours you a steaming mug of coffee and gestures for you to take a seat. You shrug and work your way over to the fireplace, sitting in a large, high-backed armchair. You take the proffered mug, and wait for the person to speak.

Hello, you, who have accidentally clicked on this profile instead of the thing you were trying to click on! Welcome to my humble abode! Come and sit a spell, and I'll tell you a bit more about me, even though you probably didn't ask and don't want to know! I've been a hobby writer for a while, but I have original novels that I've been working on for some time. They're rather undeveloped, and what better way to spend my time than to ignore them, and dedicate my time and energy to fanfiction?

I am a huge fan of many writers from my young adulthood, as they were there for me when I needed them the most. I like to debate with myself about the proper use of the oxford comma, and I am a master of procrastination! Seriously, I would place money on my ability to get absolutely nothing done. It's sort of a super power.

When I'm not busy at work (which I usually am), you can bet I'm sitting at my computer, staring blankly at the screen as I try to whittle away at my writer's block. It's one of my favorite pastimes!

Aside from books, I'm a huge fan of several anime, TV shows, series, franchises, etc. I'll include a list of all my personal favorites below for your perusal. Who knows, maybe we have something in common? I'm currently accepting applications for a best friend! NOTE!:(vacancy filled, thank you to the one person who applied)

I'm an avid fan of fantasy, and the only thing I do better than ignore my work is daydream. I also happen to be a sucker for happy endings. I think it's because when I write, I tend to put characters through intense emotional and physical trauma. It makes for a more interesting story.

In the event that you actually meant to click on my profile, please, enjoy my stories! I can't really claim any great talent in regards to art or music or whatever, but I can usually tell a pretty good story, and I consider it a success if it sticks with you and completely ruins your perception of what's canon and what isn't!

Now, for that list...

Anime/Western Animation-

K-Project

Code Geass

Avatar: The Last Airbender

The Legend of Korra

Soul Eater

The Devil is a Part Timer

Black Butler

Fairy Tail

The Seven Deadly Sins

Sword Art Online

Samurai Champloo

Blue Exorcist

Fullmetal Alchemist

Bleach

Death Parade

Death Note

Along with various other live action shows and movies...

Books-

Eragon and the Inheritance Cycle

Percy Jackson

Harry Potter

The Lord of the Rings

The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel

I'm sure there are more fandoms that I'm forgetting, but these are my primary ones.

Thanks for any interest in my work! I don't update often, but I'm not a dead user... I'm just good at getting nothing done!