My life is on fire, the world is on fire, everything is on fire. This is awesome, let's make S'mores.

Anyhow, I'm an author, and a sketch artist (not a good one mind you, but still one) and a gamer. I'm really here just to try my best to entertain you all with weird, unique, (hopefully funny and entertaining), stories. Don't like dumb stories? Sorry, I ain't the guy you'd wanna look into then.

You want to know more about me? Well, not much to say. I enjoy things not everyone does, and try to bring characters to the spotlight who I think have been overlooked. Also kinda of a massive introvert. But whatever. I can be a bit cynical, but 99% of the time, it isn't you.

Fanbases I hang out in: Watch_Dogs, Overwatch, Mortal Kombat, Tokyo Ghoul (Yes, really.), Dragon Ball, Sonic the Hedgehog, Hazbin Hotel, DOOM, Animal Crossing, Oddworld, Godzilla, Skullgirls, Pokémon, Alien/Predator, Street Fighter, Comics (Marvel, DC, IDW, Dark Horse), Transformers and whatever else I feel like.

This ain't a job for me, so I write when I get the chance. I also don't really have an order for what story I work on, because, well, I tend to work on all of 'em at once. (Admittedly, this isn't the best strategy, but whatever.)

Anyhow, look below to see what's being worked on with a (hopeful) ETA on when to expect the next chapter of each story.

CURRENT WORKS:

Talon: A Dawg's Tale - What if somethings happened... differently? And a once heroic and free-spirited hero of Overwatch became the monster he was supposed to be? Heck, can Talon handle that? (Newest chapter is up!)

The Loud Dawg House - Mad Dawg finds himself in a new world, meeting new friends, and forgoing any real sense of danger. Because hey, if you can survive being blown up, shot, stabbed, mutilated and humiliated, you can handle one boy and ten girls. Right? ...right? (This story is still happening, no ETA for next chapter)

Alola, Doom Slayer! - What happens when the Doom Slayer ends up angering guardians of time and space, life, death and then winds up in the Alolan Islands? Will he become a Pokémon master? Will he find love? Or will he rip and tear everything that gets in his way? Yeah. The second option. That sounds like the most logical and likely option. (Chapter seven is at eight pages. It'll be a good one!)

Uber Culture - Meet Axle, he's a normal Uber driver, his riders... Are not so normal. (Chapter 3 is up, Chapter 4 is being drafted)

The Z Fighters React To Death Battle! (Take 2) - Exactly what it sounds like. I took over from JLyman and I'm continuing with this story! (Next Chapter is at 11 Pages! It's a Death Battle Double Feature, so iI hope you enjoy it. Very good chance it may be a bit shorter. We shall see.) (VOTE FOR THINGS IN POLL ABOVE!)

Memories Of A Forgotten Elder God - Lost to time, the Realms, and even the other Elder Gods, Xunos Atax (or 'Roc' as he goes by now) finds himself reflecting on choices he made in the past, and pondering the choices he made and how they affected his future. All while trying to help a new group of Kombatants deal with an old foe. (Next Chapter is up.)

A Simple Life - After the events of MKX, Mileena finds herself brought back to life thanks to Kronika's time wave. However, she awakens to find herself not in Outworld, but Earthrealm. What does this mean for the half-tarkatan empress? Only one way to find out... (Chapter 5 complete!)

The Bastich of Hogwarts - The Main Man is hired to protect Harry Potter. This should end well. (Chapter six is up!)

Suicide Squad: Where Are You? - Shaggy and Scooby are on a road trip to Metropolis to open a restaurant, then they run into the Suicide Squad. What could POSSIBLY go wrong? (I resurrected this story. Hooray. No idea when chapter two will be up, but I'll work on it.)

The Adventures of Kahn Jr. - A clone of Shao Kahn is brought t Earthrealm. Can he be taught? Or will he become like the original? Or will he get addicted to bubble tea? Let's find out. (I'm working on the next chapter.)

FINISHED AND DEAD WORKS

Overwatch: A Dawg's Tale - A story which started as a joke but has developed as much, much more. 'Mad Dawg' is a OC I made just for kicks, and the story follows him on his adventures with the Overwatch characters. (Finished. Finally.)

QUICK NOTE:

If you want an idea or have ideas you feel aren't fully developed, and need help fleshing out, PM me, and I'll try to help. I won't write stories for you, but I'll do my best to help in any way I can. But I won't write stories for you.

"A friend loves at all times." ~ Proverbs 17:17

Also, I use Deviantart, and Twitter hit me up at @SkorchNTorch to see some mindless sketches I do occasionally (and A test image of Mad Dawg, if you wanna try yourself, feel free, I don't have a solid image just yet.) and Twitter I'll update you all with how stories are coming, as well as get into annoying fights with people.

ABOUT GOKU VS. SUPERMAN

So, this is kinda the big one. It's not coming soon, I just want you all to know what you can expect... So, my longest anything on this site for a single chapter was fifty-six pages for Spawn vs. Kratos. I'm aiming for at least sixty pages for Goku vs. Superman. Currently, I have twelve pages, and just got past the opening theme song.

This was a mistake.

And I can't wait for you all to see it!

Again, don't expect it anytime soon (heck, it may not be until 2021 if we're all alive somehow) but it is coming and I'm doing mountains upon mountains of research. And no, I'm not making anything I just said up.

Also, no. I'm not telling you how it's gonna end. Because I don't know myself yet.