Alfred F. Jones is a navy captain, capturing law disobedient individuals at the governments bidding. One day, this brings him across a very special belonging to one such villain. A merman. Which he is to bring across the ocean without any misfortune. /AU

13 nations discover that being locked in a tiny room by a crazy, fangirling Hungary isn't exactly as unfortunate a situation as they thought. Lemon. America, Austria, Canada, England, Russia, Spain, Romano, Italy, Germany, Prussia, China, Japan, and France. Multiple pairings.

Arthur never believed in molding to one certain type of person, while Alfred was determined to be the picture-perfect captain of the football team. As the two go through their last semester, hell ensures. And as they graduate and go on to be two completely different people, who will prosper and who will fail? [UsUk, all kinds of good smut, alcohol, strip clubs later on, and more!]

Arthur Kirkland has been working as a shop assistant for 2 years. His days are boring and repetitive but he by no means hates his job; he appreciates the uneventful work he chose. That is however until a certain tall, overly happy American happens to walk into the shop, breaking his peace and quiet. Will this American ever leave him alone? Or is this just what Arthur needs?

Alfred and Arthur were famous throughout the school for not getting along. Even though the two history teachers and had to set an example for the students, they still ended up resorting to petty pranks and arguments. For some reason, the two always found something to argue about or a new way to rile the other up. But perhaps there's a deeper meaning to the pranks and insults… USUK!

Tumblr request: "Arthur the sandman and Alfred the dreamer sort of thing where Al wakes up for some reason or something and they fall in love."

Arthur was a passionate member of the Equal Rights for Omegas (ERO) movement and thus actively sought to repel any Alpha who dared to step too close to him. Of course, it had to be Alfred F. Jones who stepped. Omegaverse!USUK.

They were all brainwashed products of an unrealistic society, planning their lives around a dumb clock forever fused with their bodies; or it was until they found their "soul mate" anyway. Alfred knew better.

As a Resident Assistant, Arthur Kirkland is responsible for watching over the students in his dorm. Even the arrogant, annoying, aggravatingly attractive ones… College AU. USUK.

There is an old phone that sits on a coffee table in the hallway by the front door. It's an antique or something. My grandma owned it before she died. I know it doesn't work, so why does this Arthur person keep calling?

Omegaverse/Cardverse AU. USUK. The newest Queen of Spades, Arthur Kirkland, could not conceive after his first heat and was going to be hanged when the King befalls a sudden death. The new King of Spades, Alfred F. Jones, changes the lonely queen's life. Rated M for later chapters. (cover image isn't mine)

What do you do when you've made a promise you can't keep? USUK Omegaverse

Starting at the age of thirteen, Arthur has been taking suppressants hiding his Omega Nature, his mind dead set on a career. Twelve years later he has to stop taking the pills and everything he has worked for suddenly crumbles to dust. That is, until becoming Alfred's secretary turns his life upside down. Omegaverse. USUK Hiatus.

Pottertalia. Arthur and Alfred are paired up to read each other's love fortunes in Divination class. Naturally, they're both too obvlious to realise that the signs are pointing to each other.

A jealous France decides to find out what makes England and America's relationship so special and gets a pleasant surprise. UKUS. You read right. UKUS. One-shot.

Alfred is a demon, on earth to kill a guardian angel and wreck as much havoc as possible. Arthur is the angel that has to kill him first. With both of them disguised as high school students, whoever gets found out first, dies. Unless they happen to fall for each other first.

He stood out to Alfred the moment he saw him. Of course, it wasn't hard to stand out in a fitness center when you're wearing a sweater vest, khakis, and loafers, but that's totally beside the point. (Cute little USUK Drabble!)

Arthur never expected that the best part of his New York apartment would be the handsome American doorman. USUK. Oneshot.

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did *was* wrong. But we think you're crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us...a Hetalia/Breakfast Club fusion.

Arthur has lived thirty years of his life with an adamant dislike for all things sweet. It made him sick to the stomach just to think about them. So when he gets drunk one day and wanders into Claire de Lune, a shop run by the up-and-coming pastry chef Alfred Jones, just what sort of life surprise lies in store for him? (Sweethearts Week 2013).

AU - In order to win his family's respect, Arthur enters a tournament to win the Princess of America's hand in marriage. At the tournament, he befriends the mysterious Alfred- a fellow competitor who is equally determined to win. As he and Alfred grow closer, he begins to question what is more important to him: his family's respect... or Alfred. [US/UK]

Arthur knew Alfred F. Jones. He was the kind of boy that fathers warned their daughters about, one that women giggled about behind their hands. Alfred F. Jones was handsome and he knew it, was talented and he knew it, and he never let a moment go by without reminding everyone that he was – whether it was unconsciously or not.

The actual sequel to Anniversary. Just because he changed back, it doesn't mean Arthur's life is any easier. Magic refuses to die, Alfred remains oblivious, and Arthur still has trouble with his feelings.

Arthur had always hated time, which was rather unfortunate considering it would follow him his whole life. USUK

Unable to accept his position in life, Alfred spends his life trying to hide his genetics from a hierarchical society. He's doing so well until he is quite literally sniffed out by a police chief who makes him doubt hiding in the first place. UKUSUK; OmegaVerse; No mpreg ;u;

It was just a little game. He'd be safe as long as he won, right? Arthur would rather he hadn't had to have played at all, but then again, in situations as dangerous as these, it wasn't his choice at all. Wolf!UsxBunny!Uk

AU. Arthur is an angel stuck to the Earth. Alfred Jones is a human boy. It's not the most ideal relationship, but they manage to find a bit of gold in each other nonetheless.

After a rather harsh fight, Alfred storms off and Arthur starts to worry. Alfred doesn't return to the flat, or even answer his roommate's calls, and to top everything off, a stray cat has appeared at Arthur's doorstep. USUK

Royal unions rarely have anything to do with love. This fact upsets both Alfred, future King of the House of Spades, and his unwilling betrothed, Arthur. The measure of a great King is not how wisely he ruled, but how deeply he loved. Cardverse AU.

World Academy students have been paired up for an anonymous email exchange program, so they can talk to someone about school and personal problems in private. These are the emails of two students nicknamed 'The Gentleman' and 'The Hero'. Gakuen AU, email.

Young heir Alfred F. Jones' hedonistic way of life was threatened by the arrival of a traditional British butler in his household. Of course resentment quickly turned into infatuation when he found out that his new butler was drop dead gorgeous. USUK

In which two slightly drunk Nations test out that theory about the English accent. UKUS

September 11, 2001 started out like any other day. However, after only a few hours, nothing will ever be the same. Rated M for slight language and subject matter. Some USUK.

Astronaut Alfred F. Jones goes into space for 18 months. While he is up there, he gets to know a voice that talks to him through his earpiece. Should he let himself fall in love or will The Voice disappoint him when he gets back to Earth?

Twelve year old Arthur decides to try a spell to find out the identity of his soulmate. Hints at USUK in the future, but they're just kids at the moment.

On his sixteenth birthday, Arthur Kirkland makes one last wish before he has to grow up. Little does he know that his actions will inspire the journey of someone an ocean away. Magic is only good if it can be shared. AU. Two-shot.

It's Halloween night and Alfred and Arthur decide to take part in the British tradition of bobbing for apples. USUK.

I didn't think much of it when I scribbled down a poem and handed it to a lonely boy on Valentine's Day. As a 6-year-old, it didn't seem very important, I thought I'd forget. But how can you forget the day you meet the person you'd fall in love with? USUK

When the universe is dead-set on getting a laugh, all it has to do is throw two self-proclaimed straight guys into homo-erotic situations every time they meet. Seems simple enough… but a total pain in the ass! No pun intended.

Alfred F. Jones, bumbling waiter at a diner downtown, has a secret… He is the soul protector of Buttsecks City from his arch nemesis, Jack Union. Full summary inside. Rated M for language and buttsecks US/UK lalala

Arthur just wanted to enjoy his tea in peace at Costa. But then a dense American shows up. But maybe it's Arthur's luck that Alfred happened to pass by Costa that very day? - USUK, oneshot.

Six months ago, Arthur ran afoul of fae that turned him into-of all things-a cat; Alfred then saved Arthur from starving on the streets. Today, Arthur admits something to himself.

England just wants to wish America a happy Valentine's Day. Why won't he answer the phone?

AU. One day Arthur receives the strangest miscall of his life from an American named Alfred. He doesn't think too much about it...until he calls back the next day.

It had started out as a simple ritual to escape from the stresses of work. It was just a park bench, really. Nothing special about it. At least, not until a certain American wormed his way in and threw peace and quiet out Arthur's window.

A meeting with Danny Phantom gets Maddie thinking about his nature and his relationship to her son. Oneshot.