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 Author has written 3 stories for Spider-Man, Farscape, and Stargate: SG-1. Hi! My name is John. I'm in my 30s, happily married (but with no kids yet), and stranded in the modern-day hell-hole that is red state America. I have lots of hobbies apart from fiction writing. I'm a calligrapher. I collect retro game consoles and computers (I dearly love my Atari 130XE). I play and write old-school tabletop fantasy adventure games, the kind based on 0th edition D&D. Given the choice between writing prose and writing screenplays, I think I'd actually prefer screenplays. I find them more fun to write and more fun to read. If you want to read any of my Farscape script fic, you can find it at my DeviantArt profile (avatarstark). My favorite TV series are all science fiction: Stargate, Battlestar Galactica (the classic version, not GINO), Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, and the best series of all time, Farscape! I hope to eventually get around to writing stories in all these fandoms. I've also finished a Spider-Man story (just to get it out of my system—sorry, folks, no sequel), and I'll shortly be doing the same for Dragon Ball, Ghostbusters, and Super Mario Bros. I also read (but have no plans to write) Mass Effect and Star Trek: Enterprise fics, probably on account of my favorite 'ships. What do Shepard/Tali, Trip/T'Pol, Crichton/Aeryn, and John Connor/Cameron the Terminator all have in common? I guess I just like stories about dudes who fall in love with aliens and/or robots. |
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The Secret Diary Of Cameron Baum by Pjazz reviews
Cameron keeps a secret and personal diary of her activities. Next chapter. When a terminator steals a nuke the government reaches out to the Connor family for help retrieving it. But can they be trusted? And what does a terminator want with a nuke?
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 115 - Words: 464,214 - Reviews: 3119 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 8/5/2008
Connected by Puro H reviews
For his whole life Gohan's only known family and friends of his Dad. Everything changes when Chi Chi decides to send him away to school. How will Gohan fair on his own? Will he crash and burn or can he find love in the most unexpected places? It sure doesn't help that the beautiful Videl Satan is on his case.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,155 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/7/2019 - Published: 12/1/2018 - [Gohan, Videl]
The Arrangement of Our Hearts by MadmanJrs reviews
In the aftermath of Cell, an arrangement is made that will forever link two young souls. How will they cope when new responsibilities are thrust upon them and something that opens them up to a feeling they didn't know they could have: love. A mixture of drama, humour and a shit ton of romance. Possible lemons and some violence. Cover Image by AtariBetch on Deviantart [ON HIATUS]
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,609 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 6/6/2019 - Published: 7/31/2018 - [Gohan, Videl]
Supercops by chadtayor020 reviews
Eight years after the Tournament of Power, Krillin is assigned a new partner, Videl! Things seem to be going smoothly, but when two mysterious masters appear, and criminals start using ki powers, the two must train harder than ever to keep their city safe and figure out who the two masters are.
Dragon Ball Super - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 79,551 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/14/2019 - Published: 4/3/2018 - [Krilin, # 18] [Videl, Son Gohan] - Complete
Steel Heart by ThinkingTimes reviews
Borgakh has come of age and must marry a chief from another stronghold. Her brash behavior and lack of feminine charm makes this very hard. But after she breaks the nose of a possible suitor, all hope of an arranged marriage disappears. Until a dragon slaying Nord comes along and gives her an amulet of Mara and pays the dowry. And this is where the confusion starts…
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,007 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/21/2019 - Published: 1/16/2016 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
TSCC: Salvation by The Pootamis reviews
A complete reboot of the entire series. What if Cameron Phillips acted more human? What if she and John had a closer relationship than they did on the show? What would have happened? Read here to find out.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,900 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/2/2019 - Published: 3/26/2018 - [John C., Cameron] Sarah C.
Splint by helenamarkos reviews
An injured Ranger finds himself with an unlikely rescuer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 410,326 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 9/10/2018 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Orc, Human
Fighting Crime, Spinning Webs by thebandragoness reviews
Following the death of the Green Goblin, our favorite Wall-Crawler's had a little break from fighting supervillains, though he's had no such luck freeing Gwen from Harry's slimy, Green-addicted hands. Will this newfound era of peace last, or will more diabolical villains crawl out of the woodwork to make life tough for old Web-Head? Tune in to find out! Excelsior!
Spectacular Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 95 - Words: 441,986 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 7/11/2018 - Published: 2/19/2015 - Complete
Rising to the Challenge - The Legacy of Son Gohan by TheGodfather93 reviews
After seven years of peace the Earth comes under threat from a foe powerful enough to frighten even the Gods of Creation, leading to Son Gohan taking up his mantle as defender of the planet. In the meantime, he has to contend with going to high school and keeping his superhero identity a secret. Can he rise to the challenge? A Boo arc where Goku survived the Cell Games.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 179,391 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 5/9/2018 - Published: 12/14/2015 - [Gohan, Videl] Goku
Ursa the Weakling by The Unchained Melody reviews
Talion realizes that to face Sauron's armies, an ally is needed. His reconnaissance leads him to come across a bizarre Uruk- a half-Orc woman named Ursa. Both of them are clearly in over their heads, but together they may be unbeatable. However, is it possible for Talion to form a friendship with a monster he so deeply hates? Rated M for violence and sexual content.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 62,308 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/7/2018 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Talion - Complete
That Golden Fighter by Marorin5 reviews
She knew he was different the moment her eyes landed on him. She knew he was not like everyone else. For some reason, she just could not shake that feeling off—the feeling he had something to do with the Golden Fighter. She promises herself she will uncover his secrets. But as she learns more about him, she realizes that in the end, he is not that different from her. Gh/V R&R!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 225,825 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 3/4/2018 - Published: 2/4/2014 - [Gohan, Videl] Erasa, Sharpener
It's Not Easy Being Green by Kohlii reviews
"The orcs of Middle-Earth do not have the code of honor that you Orsimer are so fond of. You would do well to remember that, my daughter. Man and mer alike will fear you, even hunt you for your green skin. Take care in whom you trust, and be strong." Pre-quest, canon-divergent, no romance.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,654 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 3/29/2017 - Published: 5/19/2015 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Orsimer, Fíli
Electric Love by supercode reviews
A different kind of Jameron story, not in the same universe as Divergence. Prepare to do a little thinking while reading this one. Post series.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,262 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/2/2017 - [Cameron, John C.] Sarah C., Derek R. - Complete
Super Mario Bros Super Show: Six Golden Coins by Liquid reviews
Do the Mario! In this Super Show styled retelling of Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins, Mario and his friends journey to beautiful Mario Island, where the evil Wario has taken over in his absence. Can they find the six magical coins and liberate this once peaceful island?
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,063 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/21/2017 - Published: 9/11/2016 - Complete
Life is Too Short by CloakSky reviews
It was only when he saw her again that he knew, he just knew - and everything made sense again. But Gohan won't impose his feelings on Videl, he wants to give her time, and he's determined to respect her decision no matter what happens. The thing is, what he's set his mind on and what he ends up doing don't quite match sometimes.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,276 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 11/29/2016 - Published: 1/2/2014 - [Gohan, Videl] Goku
Unexpected Lessons by Razamataz22 reviews
'There's always someone better than you,' is a quote that every fighter should live by. Videl just didn't expect to find someone better than her in her own class.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,174 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 11/7/2016 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Gohan, Videl
The Heavens Shall Tremble by Full-Paragon reviews
Sequel to And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy. On hiatus while author recovers from medical emergency.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,248 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Garrus V., Liara T'Soni, Tali'Zorah, Shepard
Divergent Paths by Rigil Kent reviews
Two officers, believed killed in action, are stranded on a prewarp planet and must work together to survive while the rest of the NX-01 crew learn to carry on without them. AU season 2-4, Very TnT.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 125 - Words: 293,167 - Reviews: 2224 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 8/9/2007 - [T'Pol, C. Tucker] [J. Archer, E. Hernandez] - Complete
Media Firestorm by Rogen80 reviews
The galactic media catches wind of Shepard and Tali's relationship. How will they react? Features quasi-news stories written from different perspectives. Takes place sometime after the reclamation of Rannoch in Mass Effect 3. Rated T for suggestive themes and language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,544 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 5/21/2015 - Published: 10/23/2013 - [Tali'Zorah, Shepard] OC - Complete
The Girl by In A Mirror Darkly reviews
While working as part of a construction crew in Detroit, twenty-two year old John Connor meets a mysterious young girl. AU, basically what might have happened if Cameron hadn't joined the Connors in 1999. Rated for language and sex.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,490 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 6/12/2013 - [John C., Cameron]
For The First Time by McKnight 2.0 reviews
After an eight year relationship, Richard/ Nightwing broke up with Starfire, saying he was no longer in love with her. Unable to handle being on the same planet as him, Starfire fled to Tameran. Five years later she returns to Earth and soon runs into her love and ex-boyfriend, which causes a chain of events to unfold that could lead them back together.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 128,141 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy by Full-Paragon reviews
Due to a shift in turian and quarian patrols, first contact for humanity is friendly; Rael'Zorah and Hannah Shepard become friends, as do their species. But the galaxy is not a safe place, and schisms develop when the Council steps in. As humanity finds new allies among the stars, something darker stirs. The Meek must beware, for it is nearly harvest time. AU, lots of worldbuilding
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 232,286 - Reviews: 3746 - Favs: 3,444 - Follows: 2,544 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard, Hannah S., Rael'Zorah - Complete
One Thing Leads to Another by katergator reviews
One thing leads to another when Starfire and Raven attend a lingerie party and Robin gets a surprise view of Starfire's new undergarment. StarxRob and RaexBB full summary inside
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 311,689 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 1,724 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Something Else by RosieMac reviews
23 year-old John Connor rides into a small town in Southern California, still waiting for his destiny to catch up with him. Nearly a year after the death of his mother Sarah from cancer, he faces the future alone. Or does he?
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,396 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - [John C., Cameron] - Complete
Ultimate Jackpot by simpleswede reviews
My first Ultimate fan-fic and hopefully not the last. Takes place pre-Ultimatum. Rated M for some adult/silly material. Its basically Mary Jane getting superpowers of her own.
Ultimate Marvel - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 107,579 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 6/23/2009
Farscape: The Lost Warrior Part 3 by NeilGartner reviews
Updated:Chapter 33: The Cylons are coming and it will take a united front to stop them. Unfortunately, it will include the Humans and their friends allying with the Peacekeepers and Scarrans. Farscape Stargate Battlestar Galactica crossover
TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 164,485 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 10/22/2003
The Titan Chronicles, Episode III: Thresholding by CidGregor reviews
RobStar, minor BBTerra. A terrible misunderstanding puts Tamaran and Earth at the brink of war. But when the Gordanians make a bid to conquer Earth, only a royal marriage can forge peace between Earth and Tamaran in time to defeat the invaders...
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 104,324 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Robin, Starfire
A New Life by TVfan reviews
Peter has managed to survive the crisis created by The Other and is now set to try pick up with the business of living. But an old foe has returned and joined with a new one to create some serious trouble for the webbed hero.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,794 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Complete
Farscape: The Lost Warrior Part 2 by NeilGartner reviews
Scorpius has captured a Stargate and a member of SG1. Can John Crichton stop him, even with the help from the Galactica and the SGC?FarscapeBattlestar GalacticaStargate: SG1 Crossover Story
TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 109,317 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/7/2003 - Published: 10/11/2002 - Complete
Ray of Smoke by Tassos reviews
COMPLETE: Ten cycles in the future, Moya returns to Earth, only John's not aboard. Extra's include political intrigue, family angst and a descision that will tear John apart.
Farscape - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 89,720 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/3/2003 - Published: 2/20/2002 - Complete
War Is Only the Beginning by Artemis Luna Diana reviews
Epilogue to ‘Surprise Surprise’ and ‘The Journey Home’: the crew of Moya enter the war, please r/r **COMPLETE**
Farscape - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,212 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/15/2002 - Published: 1/29/2002 - Complete
Farscape: The Lost Warrior PART I by NeilGartner reviews
FarscapeBattlestar: GalacticaStargate:SG1 crossover. Lt. Sheba unexpectedly joins the crew of Moya and things goes from bad to worse for everyone when the Goa’uld shows up. Events takes place after Fractures. Please R & R!
Farscape - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,095 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/31/2002 - Published: 4/3/2002 - Complete
Prophecy's Child by Artemis Luna Diana reviews
set two weekens after 'Fractures' :: John finds out that someone has been waiting for him :: please r&r
Farscape - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 27,515 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/26/2002 - Published: 3/17/2002
The Visit Home by FourthDixieChick reviews
[AU] John Crichton returns to Earth, and brings his 7-year old daughter with him. Story is complete now, and the first two chapters are fully loaded (sorry aboout the mistake before!)
Farscape - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,233 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/6/2002 - Published: 2/5/2002 - Complete
The Journey Home by Artemis Luna Diana reviews
Sequel to ‘Surprise Surprise’: with the secrets of wormhole technology unlocked, John and Cassandra have the opportunity to return to Earth, but are they prepared for what could happen, please r/r **COMPLETE**
Farscape - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,546 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/20/2002 - Published: 12/4/2001 - Complete
The Way Home by imloco2 reviews
John follows Aeryn through the wormhole and down to Earth. This is about their journey home.
Farscape - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,776 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/11/2002
Message From A Distance... by wordboy reviews
In the form of a small box, Jack Crichton finds reason to hope.
Farscape - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/9/2002
Surprise Surprise by Artemis Luna Diana reviews
a forgotten race captures the crew of Moya, but that isn't the only surprise in store for them **COMPLETE** please r/r
Farscape - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,500 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/26/2001 - Published: 11/9/2001 - Complete
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Syndication reviews
Written for the Terra Firma Scapers "StarBurst Challenge no. 100". When Scorpius nabs Crichton and Aeryn and brings them through a wormhole to Earth, they don't find the weak and defenseless planet they were expecting. The US Air Force has been busy; and there are family reunions in store for more than just John Crichton.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Farscape - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,965 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/21/2018 - [J. Crichton, Aeryn S.] C. Mitchell, Vala - Complete
A Farscape Cringe-Fic Anthology reviews
Everything in here is terrible. You have been warned.
Farscape - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 78,112 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/5/2016 - Published: 3/3/2016 - Complete
The Spectacular Spider-Squad reviews
Peter, Mary Jane, and Gwen are Spider-Man, Scarlet Spider, and Spider-Woman: New York's very own Spectacular Spider-Squad! This is their origin story.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 141,905 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 5/13/2014 - [Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W.] Harry O., Gwen S. - Complete
