Everyone has that birthday present that gets tossed in the corner from a relative that doesn't know them very well. Lucilla is General Hux's.

Caroline is learning about the importance of data samples in experiments. She invites two lab assistants to help her conduct research. All smut with absolutely no plot whatsoever. You're welcome. *Nominated for 2015 Klaroline Award - Best OT3 Fiction

MY version of the end. Follows tv series canon mostly, picks up at end of ssn 6. Multi POV (& pairing) from: Jon/Daenerys, Jaime/Sansa, Arya/Gendry, Tyrion/Tyene. Drama-angst-Rom (in that order) but ultimately a pairing-centric kind of fic. Some violence and character death. Definitely Fluff, occasional light smut but slow burn. Work in Progress and first part of planned series.

Diamon had a smile no Lannister should possess, and she grew up on sunlight and treasure. (Oberyn/OC/Euron).

Show-only canon, NOT book. Arya struggles to reconcile her old life with her new one as she enters upon a dangerous mission, and Jon has to go to extremes to convince Dany to help him fight the White Walkers. This is conjecture as to how things go from S07E03. Major pairings: Arya/Gendry, Dany/Jon. Minor pairing: Sansa/Sandor. Hints of Brienne/Jaime.

Harley Quinn/The Joker. How a young impressionable woman transforms from clinical psychiatrist to full-fledged villain.

Imogen O'Dwyer is a bit of a recluse. She's been living in Hemlock Grove for a few months now and has yet to expand her social life. That is until she meets the town's newest member. Finding some unexpected cordiality she befriends him, and along the way also accepts the school's bad boy into her life. Who unbeknownst to her has been keeping a close eye on her. Roman/OC.

The Sheriff of Dallas has many duties, one of them being handling the feral vampire running loose in his territory. But wild baby vampires can be hard to catch, and he could come to wish that he had never made the attempt. AU. Godric/OC. (Slow updates, but will be finished eventually)

Sequel to Forgetting To Remember (Must read first)... Elijah had been in love before, or so he told himself, but never anything like what he had with HER. His beautiful English rose, his bright light, his fiancé. But then she was taken from him… After searching for over 500 years he had all but given up, until a certain phone call from Mystic Falls, "We found her"…

A top human female Agent is sent to negotiate with a 'reluctant' Victor Creed on behalf of the powerful 'Agency'. Highly intelligent with tactical and psychological warfare training she puts her life on the line as she sets a trap for the powerful predator in a dark, isolated forest. Rated M for language and sexual content. Smutty and will get smuttier...

An orphaned commoner, Eve was sold off at the age of ten to be the playmate of Ramsay Snow. Young Ramsay grows fond of his stubby ignorant little toy after saving her one day. As the pair mature, Eve blossoms into an enticing young woman. How could he resist? She was, after all, his. He owned her. And his innocent Eve was not scared—she preferred it in his bed.

A continuation of my one-shot, 'Heavy is the Head' (same pairing) this time rated M.

An unexpected accident causes one of the cryo pods to open. The crew of the Enterprise rush to contain the problem, but soon find that this Augment is nothing like they expected. Rating may go up. Co-written with a friend. Kirk/OC and Khan/OC

All my drabbles that aren't klaroline (my main ship). Many of them have smut, but some don't. Marked with the characters that will probably turn up the most.

Elena begins receiving nightly visits from her mirror image.

The battle was lost and Hook was left old, alone, and done for. Despondent after his defeat at the hands of Peter Pan, Hook has given up. But with the boy now gone more often than not, he truly lacks purpose. It takes a new arrival and the promise of a new game to bring the devilish Captain back to himself. Win or lose this game promises to be far more fun then the last. Hook/OC

Possession - the state of having, owning, or controlling something. "Animals do not belong to anyone," she replied sternly. His lips turned upward into his signature smile at her change of tone, as if he took pleasure in riling her up. "Everything and everyone belongs to someone." AU.

The night of Rebekah's birthday takes an unexpected turn when Katherine shows up and offers them a challenge that none of them can refuse. The question that everybody is asking, is who will be the winner? [AH; Many couples mostly Klaroline; drinking games]

In the fictional kingdom of Persephone, Caroline Forbes has grown up knowing she'd become a princess someday. Every moment was just a build up to that. Love was never part of the equation. She'd always known beyond a doubt. Kol/Caroline. AU/AH.

A story of love, laughs and logarithms. Alex Birchwood is stuck with the math elective in her final year of medical training, a class that happens to be taught by the most disagreeable Vulcan she has ever had the misfortune of meeting, Commander Spock. Spock and Alex take an instant dislike to each other, but as circumstances push them closer together, will these feelings change?

When Klaus Mikaelson and Caroline Forbes cross paths at an airport during a snow storm on Christmas Eve their initial dislike for each other turns into a mutually beneficial arrangement. But is the façade they've created hiding more than either of them are willing to admit?

Mystic Falls is a weird place; we can all agree on that. What happens when a normal human girl makes friends with one of the Originals? She'll be sucked in, and her life will change forever as she is plunged into the supernatural world revolving around Mystic Falls. ElijahXOC, rated for language & maybe more later on! Read and Review!

Skye has always lived in her father's shadow. A man she knows almost nothing about except that he was a Starfleet legend and that they share the same desire to explore new worlds. So with nowhere to go and a past she would rather forget, Skye turns to the only option left, enlisting in Starfleet with her best friend Jim. Leonard McCoy/OC. Spirk. Part 1 of the Ethereal series.

Bonnie is now lost to dark magic and casts a spell on Caroline turning her into a puppy! With nowhere else to go she turns to Klaus for help. What Klaus didn't expect was to actually grow attached to the little thing. Caroline never realized that the Big Bad Hybrid could be so kind, and gentle. What happens when Bonnie's spell wears out and she's back to her human form? On Hiatus!

What if Caroline had met Elijah first? The noble brother. The honest brother. But what if Caroline didn't remember any of it? In the year 1504 Caroline met Elijah Michelson while she was the human daughter of a wealthy Baron. Elijah needed a place to hide, what he didn't need was to fall in love. But he did. And that changes both of their fates forever.

Caroline and Klaus decide to explore the more animalistic aspects of their relationship.

With the North in Bolton hands, Sansa needs a way to regain her birthright. With the helping hand of Petyr, she might just be ready to begin her own Game of Thrones. The Bastard of Bolton seems a good target for her wicked plans, but how well can she handle a mad dog? Rating may change

She was honest with him. Now, she's in college building a life for herself, a life that wasn't supposed to involve him. Unfortunately, Klaus's wolf side had other plans. Now she's juggling the school musical, the new roommate(s) from hell, and resisting the urge to jump Klaus's bones whenever she's in his presence. God, she needs a drink. Klaroline. Mate-AU trope. Crack in places.

His new life in New Orleans is by no means problem free; Klaus has got witches to deal with, a King to de-throne and a baby on the way. But Caroline's got problems too, and she needs Klaus's help.

It was one little white lie. But now she was playing fiancee to a man who didn't know her name, and his outrageous family weren't making it easy for her to come clean. And then there was his annoyingly handsome younger brother whose dimples and brash were making it much more difficult for her to turn away. AU/AH Klaroline, alluded Carlijah. An entertaining tale of miscommunication.

Sarah Darling isn't what you would call "good". A troubled history and violent temper have landed her into trouble more than once. But it's her friend's carelessness that just might prove to be her salvation. Hook/OC

One-shot Caroline flips her humanity off after her mother's death and heads to New Orleans. Her intention is to drink more of Klaus's delicious blood, but what happens when seeing Klaus causes...feelings? Rated M for some questionable language and sexy fun times! Please review :)

Harley wants the Joker. The Joker wants Batman. Batman's busy trying to corral Gotham's newest crime lord, Oswald Cobblepot… and Cobblepot seems strangely invested in Harley. It's a circus out there in Gotham's underworld, but fortunately for Harley Quinn, she's got the best guide a girl could ask for—even if he DOES seem to be trying to get her killed half the time. [Bad Jokes 2]

Inconsolable over her mother's death, Caroline turns her back on Mystic Falls… and on her humanity. At their wits' end, her friends decide to seek help from the most unlikely of allies. An ally with a very personal interest in Caroline's humanity. Really just a little five-shot. Because it's Valentine's Day. ;)

Caroline comes to New Orleans for a visit with Klaus, however when Kol shows up, she soon realizes she might be there for the wrong brother. (This is a fanfic written between Vigorous Blondie Caroline and I)Kol and Caroline. Heavy Smut. WARNING. SERIOUS Lemons.

Victor Creed gets sidetracked on a mission by a lovely piece of collateral. This is a rewrite of Volume I the Octoberverse (originally published in May 2009), and remains rated for foul language, violence, and sexual content.

Wendy has grown up. She is married and settled. The people of Neverland, all those years ago, are long gone ... aren't they? In childhood it all seemed so straightforward: good and evil, life and love. An adult Wendy finds things far more complicated. A Wendy/Hook story. M readers only, please.

Harleen is drawing closer to her patient and will soon find out the consequences of doing so...and so will The Joker. The continuation of Painted Faces. Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Rated M for language, violence, and sexual situations.

With the race on for the cure, some will fall, some will rise, and some will go insane. Friendships end and new ones spark as secrets are revealed and what some believe to be the truth will turn out to be nothing but lies. While others may discover that they're not as different as they had believed. But will it matter if there is no world left? Set after 4x09. [Klaus/Caroline]

Rebekah and Hope aren't the only ones stuck in Maine. Klaus Mikaelson had more than one weakness, so he told his sister to make a quick stop in Virginia. And, no matter how cute the baby is, Weakness #2 is so, totally not okay with this situation. Seriously. Post 5x22 (TVD and TO). Klaroline.

She doesn't know how she's lived for seventeen years as a human being and not died at least once in between. [Kol/Caroline]

After years spent with Caroline, Klaus sees lust in her eyes directed at another man yet instead of him ripping out his heart he finds himself intrigued.

Caroline learns that her missing clothing doesn't matter when she has a thousand year old vampire and hybrid to keep her occupied. Koroklaus, Klarokol, Kol/Klaus/Caroline, whatever it may be called. Two-shot, smut in chapter two.

Lydia's cousin, Amelia, just got out of a failed relationship and moved into the Deetz's old Winter River home, with the assurance that the house was no longer haunted. It's only her first night there when she gets a surprise visit from the ghost with the most. (Sorry, I'm not great at summaries) BeetlejuiceXOC

Caroline isn't sure how she finds herself in New Orleans, but she would be lying to herself if she said it wasn't for Klaus. PWP.

When Klaus Mikaelson, CEO of Mikaelson & Co., needs a wife to remain in the US, he turns to the best friend of his best friend and the games begin. This is a Klaroline story but with lots of love with Stefan, Kol and Katherine, too! Rated M for later chapters. Cover art by nfinneman Fabulous beta - queenblairstiara (Tumbler)/mytraitorousheart ).

Who knew commiserating could feel so good? Klefaroline. Threesome. Smut. One-shot

Silas's latest attack on the Mystic Falls gang leaves Caroline in an extremely, um, uncomfortable physical state from which she is unable to relieve herself. Left with no other option, she turns to Klaus for help- but is he up to the challenge? Klaroline fic; set somewhere near the end of season 4.

Eric convinced his Maker to give life one more chance. While out on a walk one night Godric meets a new friend. But was it just any old stray that followed him home that night? What adventures wait for Godric this go round? Godric&OFC.

"Just the thought of being in love with you terrifies me." Kassandra was a 1000 year old vampire and an ex-witch who knew the originals when they were still human and who was always alone. She meets Elijah again after he leaves Mystic Falls, and they start to have a sexual friendship. But what happens when love threatens to ruin their seemingly uncomplicated relationship? Elijah/OC

This is where I will post all my Carlijah/Klarolijah drabbles from tumblr. I am in love with this couple and I can't help it.

Caroline has been with Klaus for almost fifty years. She loved him more than anything, but her heart is big enough for more than just one Original. Three Parts, Klaroline, Carilijah, Klarolijah, Complete. Mature. Enjoy!

All her life she'd been able to put on masks. A weak, screaming woman. The seducer. An efficient conman. Even feeble, meek maids and unflinching, uncaring opportunists who valued their own skins above anything else. But Bruce saw through all of them. Just as she saw through his masks. Post TDKR.

"So, Joseph..." he started with a smile, "Josh." the nickname rolled off his tongue slowly while his eyes shone mischievously, "Now I understand why there wasn't anything visible in those breeches." he commented wickedly while she stared at him.

A talented anthropologist works on a dig in Sweden and witnesses a horrific scene. She also discovers that telepaths aren't the only unusual creatures in the world. Merlotte's crew, Fangtasia, and vampire culture are all explored. A mystery develops that only Eric can help her solve. OC/ Eric N. Revised 3/2019 to remind myself of the story so I can return to the 3rd one.

Captain Hook kidnapped me in order to get Peter Pan. Neither of them knew what they were getting into when they met me. Based on Disney animated movies and a recurring dream I have. Hook&OC

Harley is only a vulnerable grad student when she starts interning at Arkham. But a strange turn of events finds her playing psychologist to Gotham's worst criminal, the Joker. And what starts as a game of tug-o-war, turns to a battle for love and sanity.

Klaus/Caroline/Elijah, AU and set before Katherine."Well did you ever consider that maybe just maybe while pretending to be a woman in love, I actually became a woman in love?" she hisses venomously.

Request of a first-time Koroline. The serious suggestion of leaving Mystic Falls takes a steamy turn.

Wendy returns to Neverland and ends up aboard the Jolly Roger...but does she want to leave? Wendy/Hook

The Joker is sick, so Harley does what any girl with a deathly ill, overachieving partner would do— she drugs him and handcuffs him to the bed until he gets better. [Bad Jokes 1.5]

Wendy Darling is twenty-one and on the cusp of her life. But she cannot forget the events of her time in Neverland over nine years before, and one person in particular. But that person is not Peter Pan. A STORY FOR GROWN-UPS. M FOR GOOD REASON.

It's a bitter sweet symphony this life... It's just sex and violence, melody and silence... It seems that way for jaded twins Bee and Arlo Bell, and for Dr. Isla Knight, but joining Star Fleet could change all of that. Spock/OC, McCoy/OC.

Harley sturggles to prove to her puddin' that she can be whatever he wants her to be. Loosely based off of The Dresden Dolls' song "Night Reconnaissance" which I borrowed lyrics from. Disclaimer: the lyrics ain't mine and neither are DC characters.

Lucius Malfoy is a cruel, ruthless, powerful man. How did a cunning, powerhungry Narcissa get her claws into him, and then go on to save him from Azkaban? This is a Lucius&Narcissa story, which recounts my version of their life together. INCOMPLETE!

Ch. 16: Will and Augusta's fortunes take a turn for the better, with the arrival of new friends. (Ch. 17 is underway, now I have a biography of Ben Thompson)