Ok people, I've had it up to my ears with thieves. If you are here intending to steal my story and then be as stupid as to post it as your own, you might as well not. I DO FIND OUT! For some reason the last time this happened the resulting warning in my author's notes didn't quite get through some heads. So perhaps this will: I will NOT sit around and let someone else steal my hard earned work and claim it as their own. I WILL find out, and usually very quickly. There are a lot of people who read my story, and so it's likely they will read what you post and email me about it. So save yourself some trouble and me a headache: DON'T DO IT! For crying out loud, have some self respect if anything. I don't go around stealing other people's stories and I will not let the same thing happen to me. So give it up. And for those few of you who are reading this and thinking, "Yeah right, I could get away with it." Remember this: You might get away with it. But if you don't answer on this Earth for what you do, you WILL answer to God for it. And stealing people's stories isn't all right just because I don't get paid for this. It is still stealing and you will still be a thief.

Now, that said, this is suppose to be a bio, right? So, here is all the basics: I'm a 26 year old female, I live in Knoxville, TN, USA (yes I wear shoes, though I don't like to, and yes I've been asked that before. We aren't as backwards as some people think) I started writing fanfiction when I was 19; my earlier writings were Sailor Moon, but nearly three years ago I switched to Harry Potter.

My current story in the works is called Lily Evans; A History and is a complete story from the day Lily receives her Hogswarts letter until the day she dies. The story is Pre-Order of the Pheonix so please don't point out that James and Lily hated each other in the cannon; I'm well aware. AND, if you are reading this story for the love of all that is good, PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME IF 1) James and Lily are going to hate each other, 2) Why Sirius' eyes are not gray or any number of other questions that I have answered time and time and time again in my author's notes. If you have a question that has not already been answered fifteen bloody times, then feel free to ask. I've been getting the same questions and complaints for well over a year and I'm just the tiniest bit tired of answering them. Call me a bch if you must, but you'd get tired of it if you were in my shoes. Especially when I've polietly answered the questions over and over again and not one person seems to notice that. Yes, I know that this story is taking forever to write - my apologies. I have a daughter, a husband and a full time job and somewhere in there I try to not go insane, keep the house clean and write a story.

Eh, ok, so back to me. I have one dog, a cocker spaniel named Copper (I bet you can't guess what color he is _~). I work (no, not everyone does) I work for East Tennessee Children's Hospital in the Emergency Department. Lessee. I have a husband named Shaun who who is likely going to drive me insane. I live with him and we are the parents of the most beautiful daughter in the world, Olivia Gabrielle, who was born on July 4, 2005.

Have I mentioned I'm a huge Harry Potter fan? Because I am. Sirius isn't dead. No, don't waste your breath telling me otherwise. I'm on the Hermione/Ron and Harry/Ginny ship, incase you care. But since I don't (and probably won't) write Harry era stories, it doesn't matter. I feel more in-tune with the Marauders, probably because I'm older and saying that Tom Felton is cute is supposably wrong coming from someone my age. But, then again, he is cute. He can't help it. I didn't like the third movie, and if you care why then email me and I'll explain how they totally messed it up beyond repair.

That's pretty much it, that I can think of. But if you are still reading at this point, you are a far bit braver than most. Or bored senceless. Take your pick. :D

If you have a complaint about SM stories, sorry, I haven't wrote on them in well over two years and so I probably can't remember much about them. But feel free to have a go at me for it. If you have a complaint about HP stories, the Head of Complaint Department for the Ministry of LE;AH is Shannon and her email is Kimbudddy@ She'll be more than happy to help you.

Have a happy day _

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