Hi everyone! This is just a little shortie
that myself and The 'Talented' Sailor Jupiter
(Tanya) decided to throw together because we
believe there is a lack of information out about
the Amazoness Quartet and a lack of fics ^^
It is very witty (been told it's funny even ^^)
and we hope you get a kick out if it, anyways.
And don't forget to EMAIL us!!!!!! PLEASE! Let
us know if you like or not, k? ^^
*..* -- text between these are actions ^^
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Interview with the Amazoness Quartet
By: Bethany & The 'Talented' Sailor Jupiter
Rated: PG (some.. not so nice comments ^^;;)
Editor: Meara
Emails: TLUsak0@aol.com
and Talented_Sailor_Jupiter@yahoo.com
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The wind rustles the leaves, causing some to
break off and fall gently to the ground. Winter
is coming soon and the----
Bethany: "HOLD IT!"
Tanya: "What NOW?"
Bethany: "This isn't your normal fic, I don't
want all the jazz and stuff!"
Tanya: *sighs* "What do you want to do?"
Bethany: "I think we should... dress up as
reporters," *pulls business clothes out of thin
air* "...and interview the Amazoness Quartet!"
Tanya: *puts away dominatrix gear* "Aww man!"
Bethany: *blinks* "Okay... ready?"
Tanya: *giggles* "Sure thing!"
The two walk up slowly towards the Dark Moon Circus
tent. Looking around for a moment, Bethany finds a
small buzzer and hits it.
Bethany: "Now, remember your lines!"
Tanya: "Eek! Lines?! I didn't know we had lines!"
Bethany: *groans* "Just.. let me do the talking,
okay?"
Tanya: "But I like talking! I could talk all day
and not get tired! Me wanna talk!"
Bethany: *nods* "But, just let me do the talking
just thi--"
A doorway appears, revealing a small shadow with
funny rope things coming from the top half. As
the figure moves into the light, we see JunJun
smirking.
JunJun: "Yeah? What do you want?"
Bethany: "We are from..." *looks around nervously*
.."Tokyo Action News! And we would like to give
the world an insider's view of the life of Tokyo's
newest villains!"
Tanya: "Hiya JunJun!"
JunJun: "Um.. Hi?"
Bethany: *flashes a cell phone and a fake press I.D.
card* "So, shall we follow you for one day?"
Another shadow moves into the light from behind,
sitting on a trapeze swing hanging from thin air.
CereCere: "Let them in."
Bethany: "Arigato."
Tanya: *dances around madly* "YAY! We get to go to
the circus!"
Bethany: *watches Tanya from the corner of her eye*
"Psst! Professional?"
Tanya: *blushes* "Oh yeah.. that's right."
The two follow CereCere and JunJun to a small room
near the back of the tent. As they entered, they
hear a familiar childish voice.
PallaPalla: "Please? Let's have fun with PallaPalla!
Please? Please? Please?"
CereCere: *blinks* "What happened to this girl?"
Bethany and Tanya take seats as the Amazoness
Quartet lay on their stomachs, getting back rubs.
Bethany: *chews on the end of her cell phone* "So,
VesVes; we'll start with you, okay?"
VesVes: "Sure, go ahead."
Tanya: "I wanna ask a question! So, VesVes. How
exactly do you get that," *motions towards her*
"..top to stay up?"
Bethany: *blinks*
PallaPalla: *walks over in front of VesVes*
"PallaPalla does not understand."
VesVes: "Behold the wonders of a good bottle of
super glue!"
Bethany: *twitches and filches slightly*
Tanya: "Aha!" *pulls out dominatrix gear* "Do you
think it'll hold these two pieces of leather
together? They're supposed to be a teddy."
Everyone in the room stops, looking towards Tanya.
In the far corner a cricket makes one straggled
cry before stopping.
Bethany: *clears throat loudly* "PallaPalla,
would you like to be next?"
PallaPalla: *looks up from her doll set* "Is it
fun?"
Bethany: "Sure! Now, you like to have fun, right?"
PallaPalla: "Yup!"
Bethany: "So what is your favorite thing to do?"
PallaPalla: "PallaPalla wants to play in this world,
but Granny Zirconia says no! PallaPalla doesn't like
it!"
Tanya: "I like playing."
JunJun: *rolls eyes* "That old hag never let's us have
any fun."
PallaPalla: *runs over to Tanya, holding two headless
dolls* "Do you want to play with PallaPalla?"
Tanya: *sweatdrops* "Umm.. what happened to the dolls
heads?"
PallaPalla: "They had a tooth ache," *gets an evil gleam
in her eye* "and so PallaPalla pulled their heads off so
it hurt no more!" *smiles proudly*
Tanya: *backs away slowly, hiding wisdom teeth*
Bethany: *manages to close her jaw and re-dilate her eyes*
"So, who is next? CereCere?"
CereCere: *yawns and looks toward Bethany* "Hai?"
Bethany: "I couldn't help but notice that you have
pink hair... would you be any relation to Chibi-Moon?"
Tanya: "Nooooooooo! Not the spore!" *cowers*
CereCere: *looks at her hair and blinks* "I REALLY
don't think so."
Bethany: "Eh.. okay. Speaking of hair do's... does
those things on your head hurt? The balls and such?
Are they real?"
Tanya: "Yeah. How do you guys get your hair to stay
up like that?"
JunJun: "Does wire count as a styling tool?"
Bethany: "I think Pipi Longstocking used it,
why not?"
PallaPalla: "PallaPalla has a head band."
Tanya: "Pipi Longstalking?" *gags*
Bethany: "Just an example..."
JunJun: "So are you guys done already?"
PallaPalla: *sitting on her ball* "PallaPalla
is bored."
VesVes: "Matte! I still want to talk!"
Bethany: "Okay. Can I ask a kind of personal
question?"
CereCere: "Shoot."
Bethany: "You all claim to be kids, right?
Well, how come you have such.... chest quantity
for, what? Thirteen year olds?"
PallaPalla: *eyes widen*
CereCere: *looks down*
JunJun: *pops her gum*
VesVes: "Well.. umm.. you see..."
Tanya: *gets all starry eyed* "To be so
talented at such a young age!"
PallaPalla: *crosses her arms over her chest
and glares at Tanya*
Tanya: "Um...don't you guys get chilly in
the winter?"
JunJun: "These are just our summer clothes.
In winter we wear flannel bras."
Bethany: *nods*
Tanya: "What kind of name is 'Dead Moon Circus'?
It doesn't really convey warm and cheerful
thoughts."
CereCere: "We aren't suppose to be warm and cheery.
We are out to find the Golden Crystal for Granny
Zirconia."
PallaPalla: "PallaPalla wants to ride the Pegasus!"
Bethany: "So... what are you all going to do when
you get older?"
JunJun: "Don't you know? Adults are the end of
kids."
PallaPalla: "PallaPalla does not want to be an
adult!"
VesVes: "Adults don't have any fun!"
Bethany: *starts humming the Toys R Us theme*
Tanya: *pictures Peter Pan and the lost boys*
CereCere: "Never.. never be suspicious of the
dreams within the dreams of dreaming kids."
Bethany: *raises an eyebrow, but thinks best
not to say a word*
JunJun: "Do you have dreams?"
Bethany: *nervously clears throat* "Hai, I do.."
CereCere: *gets a sweet look on her face while
approaching where Bethany and Tanya are sitting*
Tanya: *smiles innocently* "Yeah and they are so
weird! There's this one about me having twins,"
*notices Bethany's uncertainty* "Umm....where is
this leading?"
VesVes: *moves to stand next to CereCere*
PallaPalla: "PallaPalla wants to see your dreams!"
Tanya: "And how do you go about doing that?"
Bethany: *stands up as casually as possible, and
nudges Tanya* "I think, we better get this
information.. back to the.. Newsroom. We thank
you.. for your time...." *eyes the balls that
have appeared in their hands*
Tanya: "Mommy?"
CereCere: "I think we have a nice sho--"
Bethany and Tanya take off running out of the
room, streaks of fire coming from their heels.
After running down several streets, they stop
to catch their breath.
Bethany: "That *huff* is the *huff* last time
I *huff* get that kind of *huff* bright idea."
Tanya: "Beth no baka! Why don't we drop in on
the Doom Phantom while we're at it?"
Bethany: *blinks* "You know how to find him?"
Tanya: "Nooooooooooooo!" *runs*
Bethany: *running after Tanya* "I was kidding!
You know, harhar! Fun Fun? Tanya? Tanya?!"
----End... ^^;;
Soooooo?! *inserts a drum roll* what did you think?
eh? Hmmmmm? I hope everyone enjoyed it, we liked
writing it.
Email! Email!! Email!!!
3 Bethany & Tanya
Bethany212@aol.com and talented_sailor_jupiter@yahoo.com
http://www.geocities.com/Palla_Palla_Play_House
that myself and The 'Talented' Sailor Jupiter
(Tanya) decided to throw together because we
believe there is a lack of information out about
the Amazoness Quartet and a lack of fics ^^
It is very witty (been told it's funny even ^^)
and we hope you get a kick out if it, anyways.
And don't forget to EMAIL us!!!!!! PLEASE! Let
us know if you like or not, k? ^^
*..* -- text between these are actions ^^
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Interview with the Amazoness Quartet
By: Bethany & The 'Talented' Sailor Jupiter
Rated: PG (some.. not so nice comments ^^;;)
Editor: Meara
Emails: TLUsak0@aol.com
and Talented_Sailor_Jupiter@yahoo.com
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The wind rustles the leaves, causing some to
break off and fall gently to the ground. Winter
is coming soon and the----
Bethany: "HOLD IT!"
Tanya: "What NOW?"
Bethany: "This isn't your normal fic, I don't
want all the jazz and stuff!"
Tanya: *sighs* "What do you want to do?"
Bethany: "I think we should... dress up as
reporters," *pulls business clothes out of thin
air* "...and interview the Amazoness Quartet!"
Tanya: *puts away dominatrix gear* "Aww man!"
Bethany: *blinks* "Okay... ready?"
Tanya: *giggles* "Sure thing!"
The two walk up slowly towards the Dark Moon Circus
tent. Looking around for a moment, Bethany finds a
small buzzer and hits it.
Bethany: "Now, remember your lines!"
Tanya: "Eek! Lines?! I didn't know we had lines!"
Bethany: *groans* "Just.. let me do the talking,
okay?"
Tanya: "But I like talking! I could talk all day
and not get tired! Me wanna talk!"
Bethany: *nods* "But, just let me do the talking
just thi--"
A doorway appears, revealing a small shadow with
funny rope things coming from the top half. As
the figure moves into the light, we see JunJun
smirking.
JunJun: "Yeah? What do you want?"
Bethany: "We are from..." *looks around nervously*
.."Tokyo Action News! And we would like to give
the world an insider's view of the life of Tokyo's
newest villains!"
Tanya: "Hiya JunJun!"
JunJun: "Um.. Hi?"
Bethany: *flashes a cell phone and a fake press I.D.
card* "So, shall we follow you for one day?"
Another shadow moves into the light from behind,
sitting on a trapeze swing hanging from thin air.
CereCere: "Let them in."
Bethany: "Arigato."
Tanya: *dances around madly* "YAY! We get to go to
the circus!"
Bethany: *watches Tanya from the corner of her eye*
"Psst! Professional?"
Tanya: *blushes* "Oh yeah.. that's right."
The two follow CereCere and JunJun to a small room
near the back of the tent. As they entered, they
hear a familiar childish voice.
PallaPalla: "Please? Let's have fun with PallaPalla!
Please? Please? Please?"
CereCere: *blinks* "What happened to this girl?"
Bethany and Tanya take seats as the Amazoness
Quartet lay on their stomachs, getting back rubs.
Bethany: *chews on the end of her cell phone* "So,
VesVes; we'll start with you, okay?"
VesVes: "Sure, go ahead."
Tanya: "I wanna ask a question! So, VesVes. How
exactly do you get that," *motions towards her*
"..top to stay up?"
Bethany: *blinks*
PallaPalla: *walks over in front of VesVes*
"PallaPalla does not understand."
VesVes: "Behold the wonders of a good bottle of
super glue!"
Bethany: *twitches and filches slightly*
Tanya: "Aha!" *pulls out dominatrix gear* "Do you
think it'll hold these two pieces of leather
together? They're supposed to be a teddy."
Everyone in the room stops, looking towards Tanya.
In the far corner a cricket makes one straggled
cry before stopping.
Bethany: *clears throat loudly* "PallaPalla,
would you like to be next?"
PallaPalla: *looks up from her doll set* "Is it
fun?"
Bethany: "Sure! Now, you like to have fun, right?"
PallaPalla: "Yup!"
Bethany: "So what is your favorite thing to do?"
PallaPalla: "PallaPalla wants to play in this world,
but Granny Zirconia says no! PallaPalla doesn't like
it!"
Tanya: "I like playing."
JunJun: *rolls eyes* "That old hag never let's us have
any fun."
PallaPalla: *runs over to Tanya, holding two headless
dolls* "Do you want to play with PallaPalla?"
Tanya: *sweatdrops* "Umm.. what happened to the dolls
heads?"
PallaPalla: "They had a tooth ache," *gets an evil gleam
in her eye* "and so PallaPalla pulled their heads off so
it hurt no more!" *smiles proudly*
Tanya: *backs away slowly, hiding wisdom teeth*
Bethany: *manages to close her jaw and re-dilate her eyes*
"So, who is next? CereCere?"
CereCere: *yawns and looks toward Bethany* "Hai?"
Bethany: "I couldn't help but notice that you have
pink hair... would you be any relation to Chibi-Moon?"
Tanya: "Nooooooooo! Not the spore!" *cowers*
CereCere: *looks at her hair and blinks* "I REALLY
don't think so."
Bethany: "Eh.. okay. Speaking of hair do's... does
those things on your head hurt? The balls and such?
Are they real?"
Tanya: "Yeah. How do you guys get your hair to stay
up like that?"
JunJun: "Does wire count as a styling tool?"
Bethany: "I think Pipi Longstocking used it,
why not?"
PallaPalla: "PallaPalla has a head band."
Tanya: "Pipi Longstalking?" *gags*
Bethany: "Just an example..."
JunJun: "So are you guys done already?"
PallaPalla: *sitting on her ball* "PallaPalla
is bored."
VesVes: "Matte! I still want to talk!"
Bethany: "Okay. Can I ask a kind of personal
question?"
CereCere: "Shoot."
Bethany: "You all claim to be kids, right?
Well, how come you have such.... chest quantity
for, what? Thirteen year olds?"
PallaPalla: *eyes widen*
CereCere: *looks down*
JunJun: *pops her gum*
VesVes: "Well.. umm.. you see..."
Tanya: *gets all starry eyed* "To be so
talented at such a young age!"
PallaPalla: *crosses her arms over her chest
and glares at Tanya*
Tanya: "Um...don't you guys get chilly in
the winter?"
JunJun: "These are just our summer clothes.
In winter we wear flannel bras."
Bethany: *nods*
Tanya: "What kind of name is 'Dead Moon Circus'?
It doesn't really convey warm and cheerful
thoughts."
CereCere: "We aren't suppose to be warm and cheery.
We are out to find the Golden Crystal for Granny
Zirconia."
PallaPalla: "PallaPalla wants to ride the Pegasus!"
Bethany: "So... what are you all going to do when
you get older?"
JunJun: "Don't you know? Adults are the end of
kids."
PallaPalla: "PallaPalla does not want to be an
adult!"
VesVes: "Adults don't have any fun!"
Bethany: *starts humming the Toys R Us theme*
Tanya: *pictures Peter Pan and the lost boys*
CereCere: "Never.. never be suspicious of the
dreams within the dreams of dreaming kids."
Bethany: *raises an eyebrow, but thinks best
not to say a word*
JunJun: "Do you have dreams?"
Bethany: *nervously clears throat* "Hai, I do.."
CereCere: *gets a sweet look on her face while
approaching where Bethany and Tanya are sitting*
Tanya: *smiles innocently* "Yeah and they are so
weird! There's this one about me having twins,"
*notices Bethany's uncertainty* "Umm....where is
this leading?"
VesVes: *moves to stand next to CereCere*
PallaPalla: "PallaPalla wants to see your dreams!"
Tanya: "And how do you go about doing that?"
Bethany: *stands up as casually as possible, and
nudges Tanya* "I think, we better get this
information.. back to the.. Newsroom. We thank
you.. for your time...." *eyes the balls that
have appeared in their hands*
Tanya: "Mommy?"
CereCere: "I think we have a nice sho--"
Bethany and Tanya take off running out of the
room, streaks of fire coming from their heels.
After running down several streets, they stop
to catch their breath.
Bethany: "That *huff* is the *huff* last time
I *huff* get that kind of *huff* bright idea."
Tanya: "Beth no baka! Why don't we drop in on
the Doom Phantom while we're at it?"
Bethany: *blinks* "You know how to find him?"
Tanya: "Nooooooooooooo!" *runs*
Bethany: *running after Tanya* "I was kidding!
You know, harhar! Fun Fun? Tanya? Tanya?!"
----End... ^^;;
Soooooo?! *inserts a drum roll* what did you think?
eh? Hmmmmm? I hope everyone enjoyed it, we liked
writing it.
Email! Email!! Email!!!
3 Bethany & Tanya
Bethany212@aol.com and talented_sailor_jupiter@yahoo.com
http://www.geocities.com/Palla_Palla_Play_House