My profile was written last year when I was going through some things, hence all the sad quotes from songs and poetry. But things have changed a lot since then, so I thought it was about time I updated this thing!

Hey! I like to go by London, and anyone who knows me either in real life or on tumblr will know just how much of a nutcase I can be at the best of times. I'm a liberal Christian, I like horror movies, alternative music, top hats and cats. I used to try to fit in with other people, but now I embrace my weirdness, because... hey! You only live once!

I would also call myself fandom trash. However, I have been reminded not to call myself trash, so... I am fandom treasure ;)

I don't like filling my profile up with all those If you don't repost this you don't have a heart or Only true believers will repost this or, of course, If you don't post this on five profiles in the next two hours then at midnight everyone you love will die things. I used to, yes, but it got to the stage where I would get so antsy if I didn't post them. To cut a long story short;

I do truly love and believe in God.

I do have a heart. (Uh, at least, I hope so. Maybe my chest is just filled with an Ipod where my heart should be, though, idk)

I do not support violence, abuse, rape, bullying, harrassment, or anything like that and I stand up against it.

I fully support LGBTQIAP rights.

My family is not going to die just because someone on the internet wrote a grudge rip-off story with a stupid clause on the end of it.

This thing was on my profile before I updated it, but I cringe at some of the things past me wrote on it, so I decided to update it since a lot has changed since then! So, without further ado, since I tend to ramble a lot about things that are irrelevant like did you know that the orange flavour in a jaffa cake is mostly made from apricot? I feel lied to my entire life, then again they only say that orangey taste and not that orange taste so...

Ahem.

Yes. I tend to ramble. But anyway, here is this thing:

1. Apart from fanfiction, what do you like to do in your spare time?

Tumblr, mostly. Listening to music. Writing. Sketching.

2. Name a favourite of each: food, drink, colour.

Raspberry Greek Yogurt, Peppermint tea, Black

3. If you married a rich person and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?

Hoo, boy. Anyone who knows me on tumblr will know just which rich person I will inevitably would marry that would give me that much money to spend ;)

Um. I'd donate some to charity, then probably music, books, boots, etc.

4. Name a favourite of each: book, movie, TV show.

The Lollipop Shoes, Shawshank Redemption, Bread BBC.

5. If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?

I would undoubtedly spend it with the love of my life, just hanging out with him. Ahh, that would be amazing. Again, if you know me on tumblr, you'll know who I mean.

6. Name a LEAST favourite of each: food, drink, colour.

Croissants, Creaming Soda, Neon orange

7. What do you spend most of your money on?

Hats and music

8. What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing?

Generally whatever clean underwear I can find. I feel super put together and dressy if I actually wear a matching bra and pants.

9. Name a LEAST favourite of each: book, movie, TV show.

Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades of Grey if they ever make a TV show of it.

10. If you were sat on a plane beside your favourite celebrity, what would you do?

OH MY GOD. This would be terrifying for both of us. Basically I would see him there and freeze up and my heart would be going really quickly and I would be panicking. Then, because I can be an idiot sometimes, I would probably ignore him and try and act cool, as if I didn't know who he was. This would last for a few minutes until I would cave and burst out his name and start asking him for autographs. Let's just say, I probably would not make a good first impression.

11. What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.)

A green foam block.

12. What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.)

I fiddle with things like bits of paper or business cards a lot. One time I accidentally destroyed our ticket for a pay carpark by folding it into a tiny little rectangle. Not my finest hour.

13. What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself?

Anything insulting my religion. Anything homophobic, transphobic or sexist. Anyone insulting Brendon Urie.

14. What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house?

A music room, a pool balcony, a giant library, a conservatory and above all my dream partner.

15. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you choose and why?

Something free and powerful, like a cougar.

16. Which band/ singer (current or past) would you want to go on tour with? (Travel with, not perfom with.)

Panic! At the Disco. No question.

17. Name a favourite of each: band/ singer, album, song.

Panic! At the Disco, Vices and Virtues, The Ballad of Mona Lisa.

18. Why is your favourite band your favourite?

Because their music is awesome. Because they've got me through many things. And above all other reasons, because Brendon freaking Urie.

19. How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favourite? Least favourite? If none, who do you want to see live the most?

I have never attended any proper concerts and I feel greatly saddened by that fact. If I had a choice, I want to see (three guesses here) Panic! At the Disco live the most.

20. What is one of your favourite song lyrics? (Who is it by?)

'I set my expectations high,
So nothing ever comes out right,'

-Turn off the Lights, Panic! At the Disco

21. Who do you ship?

I ship a cargo of the finest bananas from Australia to New Zealand. I am the captain. Yarr, Me'hearties.

(But seriously, Joetina mostly.)

22. What celebrity do you idolize the most?

Brendon Urie. I love him so freaking much. It sounds stupid, but his music and his attitude and stuff have actually influenced me to be myself more. I used to think I could never get out there and do what I want because of having an anxiety disorder, but he is a clear example that I can. He goes out there and has fun with his life, and acts however the hell he wants to without feeling like he has to live up to anyone else's expectations and that has really helped me move forward and do the same.

23. Which member from which band would you most want to lather in Melted Chocolate?

My tumblr friends, you certainly know the answer to this. ;)

For everyone else, it is that beautiful, angelic, too-perfect-for-this-world name again; Brendon Urie. Hoo, boy.