totally discontinued account LMFAOOOOO i was around 11/12 when i wrote all of this stuff and had the slightest clue about what real fiction was????? excuse that mess. i'm 17 now and going into my last year of high school but if you want to catch up on anything i've written or will write since my fanfiction days, my wattpad is /seattlegloom (and my tumblr if ur into that).

thank y'all from the bottom of my cold dead heart for enjoying my tweenaged messy mind :")

- bree

I'm Bree and I am a writer here on FF, if you know me from when I started u know I'm such a random and awesome/ weird girl.

"IF U CANT STAND DA WAY DIS PLACE IS, TAKE URSELF TO HIGHER PLACES!!!" -Three Days Grace-Break

1) Have you ever been asked out? Yeah in second grade and I said 'heck no, you sissy!' XD

2) Where did you get your default picture? Deviant art, my OC, drawn by a TD artist.

3) What's your middle name? Krystine

4) Your current relationship status: Single, not interested.

5) Does your crush like you back? I hope so :3

6) What is your current mood? Bored

7) What color of underwear are you wearing? Are you just perverted, or nah? (I dunno I felt like adding 'or nah')

8) What color shirt are you wearing? Blueees clues blues clues! (Blue. But I'm still 6 on the inside btw)

9) Missing something? Nope. Why do you think so? *notices my lucky pen is missing* HOLY CRAP! XD

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? The day i met the biggest bitch on earth.

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? Unipegasus :3 Wut?

12) Ever had a near death experience? Does braking ur ankle count?

13) Something you do a lot? Sing,write,and listen to music

14) The song stuck in your head? About A Girl by Nirvana

15) Who did you copy and paste this from? xFireElementalx

16) Name someone with the same birthday as you? Some girl named Evie

17) When was the last time you cried? Earlier :(

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? Yeah at my talent showbut I lost :3

19) If you could have one super power what would it be? Killing with a glare XD

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? mostly the cute eyes :3

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks? I don't go no Starbucks xD

22) What's your biggest secret? I like a total loser

23) Favorite color? Lime green, teal, black

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows? HELL YEAH

25) What are you? Human,you demented people xD

26) Do you speak any other language? English

27) What's your favorite smell? Idk...

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? Hell...

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain? Can a girl dream?

30) What are you thinking about right now? A person

31) What should you be doing? Nothing in particular

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry. Bitch @ school

33) Do you like working in the yard? No

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? Idk...

35) Do you act differently around the person you like? No

36) What is your natural hair color? Brown

37) Who was the last person to make you cry? Bitches

I OWN 1 OC group and I'm in 2.

My/Dani's/Blaze's OC group: The Ruff Girls (Bree, Dani, Blaze)

My/Fire's/Dani's OC group: The RowdyBad Girls (Fire, Dani, Bree)

The Ruff Girls:

Bree: She's the leader of the Ruff Girls. Unlike Blossom, she's a slight tomboy. She wears band shirts, sometimes with a skirt. Or the other way around. She has Maroon/Burgundy color hair, with a yellow streak. Her flight streak is yellow. She loves the world around her, and has a problem with boys.18, She is the youngest of the three. She is the third toughest fighter, but she is also very quick when it comes to running and dodging hits. She's dating Boomer (in the story)

Blaze: The joy/anger/annoyance of the group. Her hair is brown with a violet red tint. Her signature color is Violet Red. She is a girly girl, wearing anything she can get her hands on at the layaway counter at Justice. (XD) The boys that Bree has a problem with usually hog Blaze's attention, angering Bree (usually). 19, Blaze is the oldest of the three, the second toughest fighter..(Her boyfriend is Brick)

Dani: 18, The second oldest and the toughest fighter, although she doesn't like to act like it. She acts rather bubbly, and leader like when it comes to fighting. She's best friends with Buttercup and Brute, and us Dating Butch.She has Blue-Yellow eyes, dirty blonde hair,and her signature color is lime green. She is really in between when it comes to her type of style. She is not rather as fast as her sisters, but she can break your arms in three seconds if you steal her chocolate.

The RowdyBad Girls (Fire's OC group)

Fire:She's 18 years old and the oldest.She has crimson red eyes,along with the matching fiery red hair.She wears her hair down and unlike Blossom she hates bows and likes her hair a little messed up,and it's always held by a red snap-back hat.She loves to fight and is though.She's the fastest also.She is smart and likes to give advice to her two sisters Dani and Bree.
She is protective over her sisters because they're her only family (You'll understand when she posts the story).She's very calm,but when she gets annoyed,well she could even scare a shark. (xD) She doesn't trust guys much because of something...(Again,you'll see why when Fire posts the story).She's the leader of the RowdyBad Girls.

Dani:She's 18 years old.She has yellow-blue eyes,with dirty blonde hair.She's the happy and the always smiling one in the group (Much like Bubbles :P).She loves to crack jokes and say funny things,mainly to cheer Fire up.She is smart,but doesn't study much.She also wears green braces.She likes all of her stuff fun colored and happy.She's really nice,but when it comes to her sisters,she knows the meaning of not nice.She's not really fast,but is good in fighting.She's the second member of the RowdyBad girls.

Bree:She's 18 years old.She has purple eyes,with raven black hair,along with a purple line in it.She's the youngest of the group.She sometimes trusts to easily and is a bit naive.She's very shy and sometimes hesitates before talking,even though her sisters say that her voice is beautiful and she should use it more often.She loves signing and it's her comfort zone.All of her shyness disappears when she starts to sing.She's the youngest of the three.She loves love and always likes to help,but mainly about love problems.She's the third member of the RowdyBad girls.

AHEM *In my best Mabel voice (Mabel from gravity falls)* HEY! YOU BUTTFACES! YEAH, YOU! LEAVE FIRE ALONE, QUIT SAYING SHE POSTS RANDOM BULLCRAPED REVIEWS PRETENDING TO BE SOMEONE ELSE! MAYBE ITS... YOU! YOU BUTTFACES MIGHT DO IT AND BLAME HER! LEAVE HER ALONE OR ILL GET WADDLES TO FIND YOU!! BUTTFACES...XD

NON-BULLYING/ RACISM/THINGS THAT I HATE POSTS

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked his friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly without it too.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs.

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her one-year-old son. People call her a slut. Nobody knows she was raped at the age of 13. People call another guy fat. Nobody knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man ugly. Nobody knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't.

Gender: A GIRL. AND IM PROUD!!!! *harlem shake*

Age: 12

Fave animal: Seal :3

Fave colors: Teal, Black, Lime green, Baby Blue, Purple

Hair color: Dark Red-Brown-Blackish color

Eye color: brown

Fave thing to do: write songs and stories

Likes: hanging out, FF,singing,writing,eating

Dislikes: school,teachers,homework,wannabes,skirts, "Girl Groups", White guys that act black, The Amanda Todd story ( Only cuz it's sad), When im told it's okay and it's not, Minecraft Parodies of songs.

Status: single and NOT INTERESTED!

Copied from: Greenbadass(One of my fav authors!)

Favourite Music: Rock/Alternative/Pop

Favourite Bands: Three Days Grace, PARAMORE :),Breaking Benjamin, Nirvana :P

Favourite Songs: On My Own by 3dg, Burn by 3dg,Come as you are by NIRVANA, Smells like Teen Spirit by NIRVANA,Painkiller, Break, MakeDamnSure, Me &My broken heart, Best Day of My Life, Womanizer, Criminal, DIARY OF JANE BY BB,Fun by Paramore, Still into you, Misery Business,Over and Over, The Good Life, Bully, Goin' Down, Time of Dying, Riot, Pain, Gone Forever, Never too Late, Animal I Have Become and I Hate Everything About You. I'M A HUGE 3DG and Paramore FAN :D

fav tv shows: The PowerPuffGirls, adventure time, My Little Pony, Grojband, House of Anubis, Total

Drama, Regular Show, Amazing World of Gumball, Steven Universe, Clarence, Teen Titans, Teen Titans Go! Sponge bob(I only like it for Patrick. They should have a spinoff called Patrick Star XD), Gravity Falls.

Fav thing to write stories with: IPod :)

Fav Cartoon Character(s): Bubbles, Butch, Darwin, Zoey, Courtney, Duncan, Gwen, Scott, Amethyst, Alfie, Jerome, Patricia, Nina (come back!!), Marceline, Gunter, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Octavia Melody, Raven, Beast Boy, Cyborg, Starfire, Jinx, Jeff(from Clarence),Amy (Clarence),Patrick Star, Rigby, Margret, Wendy, Mabel, Waddles, Laney, Lenny, Kon.

Celeb Crush: Kurt Cobain (Yeah, I said it. He's cute, and his voice... Gaaah! Call me weird. *shrugs*Plus he died and he was the first most goregeous man in music history)

Pet Peeve: Telling your crush you like them. WORST SITCH EVER!! *sobs* The most happy yet depressing moment ever.

Crush now: Nobody

Best Friends:Malaikah

What you're doing now: What do you think

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison (Edward from twilight) standing on top of a skyscraper, If you're one of those 3% who would sit there eating popcorn yelling "Do a Flip You Sparkly Bitch!" Copy and repost this!

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt

FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process

FRIENDS: Will be embarassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days

BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you

FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel

BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you

FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff

BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME" it

FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour

BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning

FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things

BEST FRIENDS: won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.

FRIENDS: Will take you to buy a pregnancy test

BEST FRIENDS: Will stand outside the bathroom screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!"

FRIENDS: Will buy you lunch

BEST FRIENDS: Will eat yours

FRIENDS: will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'.

BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date."

FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarass you while near your crush.

BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evily and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him.

FRIENDS: Fade

BEST FRIENDS: Are forever

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

Man: I'm sorry--I got lost in your beautiful eyes.
Woman: Then turn around and walk away.

Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book

Man: But I don't know your name
Woman: That's in the phone book too

Man: I know how to please a woman
Woman: Then please leave me alone

Man: I can tell you want me
Woman: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Man:My pretty face is leaving in ten minutes. Please, be on it.

Woman: Really, then it will be to smack you.

Man:Wanna go home and play Zookeeper? You be the lion and I'll feed you the meat.

Woman: If it's meat your giving me it better you because your DEAD meat to me.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "FEMALE COMEBACKS"

1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)-I robbed
7 (July) -I kissed
8 (Aug) -I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - i hugged
11 (Nov) - I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I banged

I Am Not That Girl:

I am not that girl,
The one that is super popular.
The one that is rich.
The one that will lie to get her way.
The one that doesn't care about your feelings.
The one that has a new boyfriend every week.
The one that hates life because she wears size two jeans.
The one that would cry over a boy.
The one that will give up because she broke a nail.
The one that started wearing make-up at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl,
The one who likes books.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.
The one who reads and writes to escape.
The one who just wants to help.
The one that just wants to make a difference.
The one that doesn't look at race or sexuality.
The one that cries when she feels alone or helpless; it only shows that she's strong.
The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.
The one that refuses to believe that this is it.
The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns... They taste good.
The one that people like because she's crazy.
The one that will do anything to make people feel better.
The one who won't give in.
The one who won't give up.

If you wanna say this too, just copy it and spread it around the world!

You say BABY PINK
I say SEA TEAL
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say ZAC EFRON
I say BUTCH
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM

{Sad}

Butch and Bubbles were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Bubbles : Slow down, I'm scared.

Butch: No, this is fun.

Bubbles: No It's not. Please? It's too scary.

Butch: Then tell me you love me.

Bubbles: I love you, now slow down.

Butch: Now give me a big hug.

Bubbles gave him a hug

Butch: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.

In the news paper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building due to brake failure.

Bubbles and Butch were on it, Bubbles was the only one who survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road Butch realized that the brakes were broken, and he didn't want Bubbles to know.

Instead, he made her give him a big hug and tell him she loved him one last time. Then, he had her put his helmet on knowing he would die.

Please Put This On Your Profile If This Touches You :(

{A How To}

This Is This Cat.

This Is Is Cat.

This Is How Cat.

This is to Cat.

This Is Keep Cat.

This Is A Cat.

This Is Retard Cat.

This Is Busy Cat.

This Is For Cat.

This Is 40 Cat.

This Is Seconds Cat.

Now Read Every Third

Word In Each Sentence :)

{STAND UP 4 GOD}

Teacher: Can you see God?

Class: No.

Teacher: Can you touch God?

Class: No

Teacher: Then God is not real!

A student raises their hand.

Student: Excuse me sir, but can you see your brain?

Teacher: No.

Student: Can you touch your brain?

Teacher: No.

Student: Okay, so you don't have a brain?!

re-post if you would stand up for god

HAVE YOU EVER
Kissed a girl?: Well, if Family counts... Then YUP XD
Kissed a guy?: My dad
Stole?: Well.. No
Licked a doornob?: No!
Ate something disgusting?: Yeah, concoctions.
Got drunk?: Again, sane sixth graders don't drink.
Smoked?: Sane sixth graders like me don't.
Stripped for someone?: NO!!
Beat anyone up?: Yeah, slapped the biggest jerk EVA!!!
Got a tatoo?: No. I believe tattoo ruins somethings about you.
Had kids?: Okay hold on, I'm in middle school. What kind of question is that?!
Bitch slapped someone you hate?: Oh, yeah I did XD
Rebeled in public?: YESH:) Only once and it was really Funny!
Admitted your love to the person you love?: No, because I don't love them, I LIKE them.
Gossiped with the poshes?: What does that even mean?
Dated someone for longer than a month?: Never Dated, BI*ES!
Dated a complete loser?: No BF Ever.
Made a life changing mistake?: Nope
Died?: Yes... OF LAUGHTER!

15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1.Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2.Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3.Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4.Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

1- Blossom

2- Brick

3- Bubbles

4-Boomer

5-Buttercup

6-Butch

7- Robin

8- Mitch

9- Princess

10- Ace

11- Dexter

12- Sedusa

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Noooo

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Not hot... ADORABLE :3

3) What would happen if Three got Four pregnant?

scary...

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Not much rly

5) Would Two and Eleven make a good couple?

Noooo

6) Five/Eight or Five/Ten?

Mitchercup! And this is off topic, but am I the only one that thinks Mitch laughs like Mr. Krabs from SpongeBob?! (Nope :D)

7) What would happen if One walked in on Five and Six having sex?

Jacked up stuff.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Bubbles is the sweetest girl on earth, apart from her superhero sisters. Ace is nothing but a cold hearted villain. What if they meet up somehow? What if they share a stronger bond than they think? Aceubbles :3 NOT A STORY :D (unless you ask me to rly write it)

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Never heard of it... Probably because I've only been here for about 6 months maybe

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

. IDK!

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

I'm gonna skip this, I'm not that type of writer.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

wtf is het?!?!?! I'm not answering

13) What might 3 scream at a moment of great passion?

Bubbles: I WUV YOUUUUUU!!!!! :3

14) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I kissed a Boy by Jupither, but changed lyrics so that it's about a girl instead.

15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: NOT REAL... Maybe

16) What might be a good pick-up line for 1 to use on Two?

You suck but I like you :P

1. YOUR REAL NAME:

Uhh... I'm only Saying Bree cause my name will not be shared publicly

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Breizzle XD

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Teal Seal

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Kristyne Bree

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom/dad's maiden/ gentleman(?) name)

WhiBrall

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink)

Black Root Beer?

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom/dad's maiden(er gentleman?)name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):

Riaral

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name)

Ann

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Paige

10. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong)

Cherry Crush?

11. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory)

Teal Patch (IDC)

MOTIVATION:

THIS IS THIS DOGGY

THIS IS IS DOGGY

THIS IS HOW DOGGY

THIS IS TO DOGGY

THIS IS SHOW DOGGY

THIS IS YOU DOGGY

THIS IS THAT DOGGY

THIS IS YOU DOGGY

THIS IS CAN DOGGY

THIS IS BE DOGGY

THIS IS EASILY DOGGY

THIS IS TRICKED DOGGY

THIS IS BUT DOGGY

THIS IS YOU DOGGY

THIS IS CAN DOGGY

THIS IS TRULY DOGGY

THIS IS WRITE DOGGY

THIS IS AMAZING DOGGY

THIS IS STORIES DOGGY.

LIKE THE CAT ONE, GO AND READ THE THIRD WORD IN EACH SENTENCE, ITS MOTIVATING, REALLY.

So, I am recently into Total Drama. I see a lot of these funny things on other people's accounts, so now it's my turn:

top 12 Favorite Total Drama characters:

1. Courtney
2. Dawn
3. Gwen
4. Geoff
5. Duncan
6. Scott
7. Zoey
8. Jo
9. Lindsay
10. Lightning
11. Izzy
12. Brick

1.Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Scott/Izzy? Never heard of the ginger fanon couple.. I might read one if there is one.

you think Four is hot? How hot?

Geoff... Kinda hot? I mean guys I'm only twelve..

3.What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

AWWW JOCK BABIES!!!!!!!! I dunno.. I'm only said that because jock was a highly demanded fanon ALMOST canon couple sooooo...

you recall any fics about Nine?

Lindsay? Nah, well there could be but like Nooooooo

5.Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Dawn and Scott DOTT OH FUCK YEAH THEY WOULD :3

6.Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Duncan/Lindsay or Duncan/Lightning... I would go for the first one because I don't ship Duncan/lightning... That would be weird O.O

7.What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

"Hey Dawn I was wondering...Uhm nevermind... I'll be on my way bye" *runs away screaming*

"What's Wrong Zoey?" Mike asks. "0_O I think my nose is bleeding..."

8. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

What title would you give this fic

Courtney and Zoey are in a relationship until Zoey runs off with Geoff.Courtney, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Izzy and a brief unhappy affair with Brick. then follows the wise advise of Duncan and finds true love with Gwen.

...
I would call it:

The Craziness of Courtney's Strange Life...

9. You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Do you choose One or Six?

Scott or Courtney. But wouldn't they be together in the same house anyway, but I would say Courtney because Scott's siblings would probably roast me over an open fire O.O

10.Everyone gangs up on Three. What happens?

Everyone gangs up on Gwen. She would scream "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THEY WERENT DATING AT THE TIIIIMMMMEE!!!!"

11.Everyone is invited to Two and Ten's wedding except for Eight. How do they react?

Dawn and Lightnings Wedding, Jo not invited. Jo would probably insult Lightning because he didn't invite her and lecture him to not get married.

12.Three starts a Day Camp. What happens?

Gwen starts a day camp. She would probably hire Trent to sing for them all day while she did nothing...

bakes an apple pie. Is it any good?

Zoey.. Maybe, I dunno really.

14. 8 and 5 goes camping. Somehow they forgot to bring food. What happens?

Jo would just yell at Duncan until she probably just killed him.. But Duncan could kill her first tbh..

15. What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion?

SHA-LIGHTNING!!

16. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fiction.

Gwen/Lightning. The end of Gwuncan sends Gwen in deep depression, Duncan only cared about Courtney. Somehow Lightning was there to help, and they somehow bond, even into something more?

17. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Courtney/Jo? Naw... I dunno

18. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Depression and Love Don't Mix

19. If you wrote a song-fic for 8, what song would you choose?

For Jo? Goin' Down by Three Days Grace, about her inner competitor.

20. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH, BLOOOODD, SCOTT MURDERING BRICK (But I ship Brott so I might just change the pairing to Brott lol)

21.When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

Duncan...A few months ago, about him in prison

would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Zoey/Jo. I would slowly rise up from my chair, turn off my computer, climb into bed and tell myself that i've had enough internet for the day.

23.Does anyone on your friend's list write/draw Eleven?

Izzy? Yeah!

24.What might be a good pick-up line for 10 to use on 1?

lightning to Courtney.. L:The lightning is taking you to watch him win.

C: *maces lightning in the eyes*

L: NOOOOOO I CANT SEEE!

25. What would 8 say to 5 on a date?

"You're Not Bad, Jail Bird. Not Bad at all."

xxxxx

MY TOTAL DRAMA SHIPS I ABSOLUTELY ADORE :D

1.Scuncan (Scott/Duncan)

2.Brott (Scott/Brick)

3. Duneoff (Duncan/Geoff)

4.Dott (Scott/Dawn)

5.NoCo (Noah/Cody)

6. Nawn (Noah/Dawn)

7.Notie (Noah/Katie)

8. Scottney (Scott/Courtney) (Canon)

9. Duncney (Courtney/Duncan) (Canon)

10. Joncan (Jo/Duncan)

11. Doey (Zoey/Duncan)

12. Zott (Zoey/Scott)

13. Tophella (Topher/Ella)

14. Shawsmine (Shawn/Jasmine)

15. Tophney (Topher/Courtney)

So, Guys! Hopefully I'll update soon, I've been reading more than writing. IM SO SORRY! I'll get my oc story back up soon, I love you guys!