Chicklepeahide bio
 Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, and Buffy X-overs. A Profile by Chicklepea Welcome minions! You fortunate young whippersnappers have stumbled upon the magical and awe-inspiring place known as My Profile. My Name: You may call me ‘Your Wonderfulness.’ My Age: Reluctantly Twenty; Mentally Eight My Hobbies: Poking the elderly with sticks and planning world domination. My Appearance: Perfect as always. My Love: Myself. Gather around my miniature ones, for I shall now reveal to you my all-time favourite quotes: “I am your infant overlord. Surrender now or I’ll poop on your lap.” Stewie Griffin- Family guy. “My mother never saw the irony in calling me the son of a bitch.” Jack Nicholson. “'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. 'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.” Winston Churchill. “’Mr.Churchill, if you were my husband, I’d poison your tea!’ And if you were my wife, I would drink it!” Winston Churchill. “Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.” Mel Brooks. Finally I invite you to my delightful forum. Feel special; I don’t just invite any old minion. The Harry Potter Fanfiction Writing School Whether you are old and wrinkly or just young and pimply the doors of our school will always be open. The HPFWS is a creative place of learning offering information on every aspect of writing an accurate Harry Potter Fanfiction. So whether you are a wise with knowledge to impart, or are just seeking for knowledge on, say, muggle Britain, you will find The HPFWS has everything you could wish for. Even your very own evil overlord: yours truly. And on a final note! Leave me a review, I’ll buy you an emu, I’ll name it little Gary, And you it will carry, Through the land of emu-review. |
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The Code by Aduro reviews
AU,6th yr. Draco has a secret, he's a genius. Bill Weasley is teaching Ancient Runes. 6th year brings debate class, mystery, horcruxes, etc. The story is complete, but I am currently editing and commenting on the chapters. NEW FORMAT as of 1/14 - All newly revised chapters will be at the END of the story, for ease of reading. It makes way more sense this way...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 222,828 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Draco M., Bill W. - Complete
The name is Potter Black! by PadyandMoony reviews
SPOILER DH!sequel to “First Day of class” where Sirius was never arrested and was able to adopt Harry at the age of 21 months and starts teaching at Hogwarts. How would things go differently with a Hogwarts raised Harry. No need to read First Class first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 162,627 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 3,069 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 10/24/2019 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Nine People You Meet In the Afterlife by xoxo yourstruly reviews
DH SPOILERS. A chronology in the afterlife following those who have left, those who have arrived and what death is like looking at it from the other side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,671 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/25/2017 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Lily Evans P., Fred W. - Complete
Last Chance by Laume reviews
AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,200 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 2,764 - Follows: 3,371 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
The Better Man by Laume reviews
Suppose the Marauders torture hadn't driven Snape to Voldemort and he had been the better man. What would the future have looked like? Warning: may now contain DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,568 - Reviews: 2191 - Favs: 4,180 - Follows: 5,095 - Updated: 5/15/2016 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Decoding by Aduro reviews
Third in The Code trilogy. Draco's a genius who denounced Voldemort and was disowned. Now he's staying at the Order, helping find the rest of the Horcruxes while trying to keep his sanity. He might learn a lot there...if he lets himself. Next story now up - The End Code.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 257,142 - Reviews: 2238 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Draco M., Bill W. - Complete
Crossing into Chaos by Emeraleyes reviews
In a world where Voldemort was never defeated, only pureblood, money and power matter. All that Ginny Weasley wanted was to survive in this pretentious world, but she ends up crossing a line and capatapulting herself into Draco Malofy's chaotic world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 199,380 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W.
A Muggle in Magical Britain by Tegildess reviews
When a Muggle girl penetrates wizarding security at the Quidditch World Cup and meets the one Weasley she ought to be avoiding if she wants to escape detection, a memory charm should be in order. But not all things go according to protocol... Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,046 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Percy W. - Complete
An Affair to Remember by Lancer47 reviews
When two strangers wake up in bed together, but remember little of the night before will they be able to trust each other anytime soon? Add Dawn, Faith, and Gibbs to the plot, and then throw in a few vampires. Now can they trust each other?
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,913 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1988 - Favs: 4,498 - Follows: 2,394 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Alchemical Reactions by Mirror Behind the Wall reviews
AU Left on the Dursleys' doorstep, Harry is kidnapped by Moody and taken to a better home. However, misfortune follows him wherever he goes and he is soon at an orphanage, ostracized and alone...that is, until he's adopted by Nicholas Flame. On hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,486 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 2,299 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Harry P.
The Boleyn Family Values by The Creatress reviews
Anti-HG, Anti-Molly. Molly taught Ginny at a young age of her sole purpose in life: Seduce Harry Potter. It's Ginny's first year and she's started her task. She won't fail. She has many problems, but nothing, not even death, can divert her from her goal..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,278 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Ginny W.
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6412 - Favs: 17,267 - Follows: 6,049 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The Goblin, the Snitch, and the Werewolf by Iniga reviews
Harry considers the future of the House of Potter. Andromeda considers the past of the House of Black. Teddy is where they collide. It isn't always pretty. Immediately after Deathly Hallows and continuing through that summer. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,971 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Andromeda T., Harry P. - Complete
You're Not The Boss Of Me Now by HiBob reviews
Malcolm at Hogwarts, Book 5. If one Malcolm is good, then two would be better. Right? Warning: Contains Spiderwick spoilers. Complete with Deleted Scenes, Alternate Ending, Bibliography and Space Vikings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,420 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
Unintentional Attachments by Indigo-Ribbon reviews
Hermione has always been a curious girl. What happens when as an Eight Year Old she is transported back through time, and left at the same place as Riddle only go back to the future. However, sometimes its up to you to go back and fix what you broke. T.HR
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,002 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Rainbow Magic by The Reviews Lounge reviews
[William Wordsworth: My heart leaps up when I behold, a rainbow in the sky] This is a Reviews Lounge forum project, consisting of oneshots, each by a different author about a different character, all inspired by the word rainbow. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 64,037 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007
Both Sides Now by Anoron reviews
Sequel to Key to Marauding. Years have passed since the Marauders were fifteen and mostly innocent. The innocence is all gone now, there are just fragments of hurt and memories left as the survivors scavenge through the wreckage in the shadow of a new war
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,963 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 1/21/2007
Draco Malfoy and the Chamber of Secrets by HiBob reviews
Fear is nothing more than anger that can not find a direction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 81,639 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
Ashes, Ashes by Mrs. James Norrington reviews
Strange that his last thoughts were of a muggle children's rhyme... MAJOR DH SPOILERS! PG for creepiness...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Precipice by Lady Lithe reviews
He would whisper in her ear that she was his savior. And she would whisper right back that he was wrong. It was he that always saved her. He always saved her. Her hero. And she couldn’t even save him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Code Breaker by Aduro reviews
Sequel to The Code. Draco's part of a team of code breakers, translating messages from Ministry spies overseas because of Death Eater threats. Bill is a contact in France.7th year, not HBP compliant, summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 181,015 - Reviews: 1605 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Draco M., Bill W. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2379 - Favs: 5,922 - Follows: 1,935 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Philosophers Stone by HiBob reviews
That's why they're afraid of you, Draco. You're the Boy Who Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,927 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Complete
Lupine Origins Part One by Riku-Rocks reviews
A Story of Remus Lupin's early life, as seen from his father's perspective. John Lupin worked in the Magical Creatures Department, and held a disdain for werewolves. This would lead to an event that would change his world, and his son's, forever. Spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,541 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Remus L., OC - Complete
Intended by SCOOTERBUG1986 reviews
Lucius Malfoy wants nothing but the best for his newborn son, Draco. So much so, that he arranges a marriage between his young son and an associate's daughter. The only problem is, the two children aren't particularly fond of one another. Will they be ab
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 132,279 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Draco M. - Complete
Memories:Part I by Ruby4 reviews
Ginny and Malfoy were friends in her 6th year.Harry obliviates Malfoy due to certain reasons and Malfoy doesn't remember that Ginny and him useto be friends.Then in Ginnys 7th year circumstances lead her to make a deal with Malfoy in exchange for his prot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 86,554 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 2/28/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Potter by Water Mage reviews
One change in the past can cause a ripple effect, changing the timeline. A baby, Harry, being adopted by a crime lord is one. How will Hogwarts be different with a gun wielding, Harry PotterMcKnight? The heir to England's underground crime empire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,880 - Reviews: 2057 - Favs: 4,065 - Follows: 1,382 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
A Lonely September by mem0rycafe reviews
Ginny is feeling lonely and left out. She lets her feelings out through drawings. What happens when Blaise steals her sketch book and gives it to Draco. The bigger question is why is Blaise stealing her sketch book?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 151,555 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Pretty Sorcerors Balls by C.T.Thomas reviews
What if Harry Potter was really REALLY flamboyantly gay? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,964 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,672 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 8/2/2003 - Published: 4/7/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Hogwarts In The Middle by HiBob reviews
Malcolm is eleven. He is an American. He is on vacation in London with his family. His brother has found two train tickets, and is now looking for Platform 9 3/4. Only Reese would be that stupid. a completed story
Crossover - Harry Potter & Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,092 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/14/2002 - Published: 3/27/2002 - Complete
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Of Thieves and Vagabonds reviews
BTVSPOTC When Dawn Summers sacrificed herself to save the world, of all the things she expected, landing in the middle of the Caribbean Ocean was not one of them. Chapter 11: The Art of Commandeering
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,204 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007
Seamus's Winter Friend reviews
A delightful short story set during a bleak November in the countryside of Ireland. Seamus tells us about a short period in his life back when he was but a child: when he met his first friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Seamus F. - Complete
Bneig Stpiud reviews
Vincent Crabbe rants on how unfair it is that everyone calls him stupid. He is not stupid: it just takes him a little longer than everyone else.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Vincent C., Draco M. - Complete
Leontes Puckle reviews
Pre Hogwarts. During the summer before her first year at Hogwarts Hermione Granger trys to apply for an elite all boys boarding school. Slight Malcolm in the Middle crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Hermione G. - Complete
Childlike Merriment reviews
Tells the story of a battle between the Death Eaters and the Aurors with an unusual twist. Shows a light hearted version that may make you laugh, besides one that could make you cry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
An Unpleasant Sort of Day reviews
Set back in the era when Albus Dumbledore was just 15 years old. Tells a short tale of when dear Albus no longer wanted to attend Hogwarts and tried to run away. Needless to say, he failed. Miserably.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
A Fairytale Nightmare reviews
Hermione has a horrific and rather weird nightmare where Fred Weasley is her ‘saviour’ When she wakes up, however, things only seem to get worse…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Chaffinch in the Crab Apples reviews
Pansy Parkinson is Daphne Greengrass’s best friend. Daphne Greengrass is dating Draco Malfoy. A tale of betrayal, love and loss of friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
Beneath the Lilac Fruits reviews
Draco finds himself in a strange foreboding place with no recollection of how he got there. A meeting with a dancing witch changes his prospective on life for the better. Hints of DracoGinny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Light, Dark and Daffodils reviews
Did you know Draco had a baby sister? Turns out no one else did either, wonder why? Ginny sees another side of Draco, etc. WILL NOT BE CONTINUED IN THE FORSEEABLE FUTURE. I havent the heart to delete it
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,445 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 4/15/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Taken for Granted reviews
Ginny and Harry get into another fight and Ginny begins to see that Harry is not the man for her... Sweet fluffy DracoGinny oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Herbal Tea reviews
Someone once posted a list of things Hogwarts students would never say. I gave mine a hearty dose of ‘herbal tea’ and look at my delightful results. Just pure idiocy really.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Complete
