I'm back from my break I think lol.

Ayy welcome to my page :) Here you will find some pretty terrible writing (lol) but enjoy??

NICKNAME:
Avacado ;)

HOBBIES:
Drawing, writing, making videos, watching videos, playing video games, skyping my baes

FAV COLOR:
Purple!!!!!!!

FAV TV SHOW:
Steven Universe!

FAV ANIME:
Fairy Tail

AGE:
I can't say, so I made up a language. See if you can crack it. Here is my age:

wlvmeh teemeh

GENDER:
Girl

THINGS I LIKE:
Sleeping duh, minecraft, youtube, all that crap

FAV GAMES:
Minecraft, Smashy Road ;) and

FAV FOOD:
I dunno actually

FAV ANIMALS:
DOGESSSSSSSS

FAV SONG:
Little Lion Man ~ Mumford & Sons

FAV BOOKS:
The Maze Runner Series oml

WHERE I LIVE:
Somewhere in the USA

LEVEL OF CRAZINESS FROM 0 to 10:
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

Fun Facts About Yours Truly!

1. Most people find it VERY stressful to write stories, but not me! If I could, I would write a novel today!

2. I am British and American

3. Shy af

4. I pretty much like all food, weird huh?

5. I am a dork. *creepy Darth Vader voice* Come to the dork side. We have pi!

6. I spend most of my day sitting at my desk playing games skyping my bffs

7. I write A LOT of romantic stories heh

8. Try-hard to be ParkerGames

Social stuff I am on!

My DeviantART

My Youtube!

My Instagram

And my forum!

Forum!

RANDOM TEST TIME!!!! (COPY & PASTE THIS IF YOU WANT!!!)

1: Do you like coffee?

Nope. Get it the hell away from me.

2: How do you feel about in and out?

What, the restaurant? Um, yeah! Best place eva!

3: What games do you like?

MINECRAFT!!! MINECRAFT!!!

4: Why are you so random?

That's too complicated to answer. Plus, it's no mystery.

5: Do you have a boyfriend?

Random people don't have a boyfriend. End of story. (actually I do //cough//)

Copy and pastes

We stick up for what is right and good, not for what is easy. We stick up for original thought, not for thievery of ideas. We stick up for the authors, not the parasites. We are many, and we are one. We are triumphant watchmen. Copy and paste this if you are against plagiarism.

Copy and paste this if you love copy and pastes and add your name to the list: GreenCreeperLover

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!"

If you think that Minecraft is cool, copy and paste this and add your name to the list: GreenCreeperLover

Copy and paste this if you are excited for Hunger Games: Mockingjay to come out and add your name to the list: Katniss4everdeen3, GreenCreeperLover

Copy and paste this if you have made a song and add your name to the list: Katniss4everdeen3, GreenCreeperLover

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If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most girls; Are cheerleaders
Other girls; Are captain of the wrestling team
Most girls; Cry, bitch and stuff themselves with chocolate for a week after their boyfriend breaks up with them
Other girls; Put a sign on their ex-boyfriends back that says; "Never gonna get any"
Most girls: Learn how to bake bread and cakes from their mom
Other girls; Learn how to Barbecue from their dad.
Most girls; Play with dolls with their sister
Other girls: Play video games with their brother
Most girls; Have fits and plan revenge
Other girls: Play pranks
Most girls; Slap people
Other girls: Punch people
Most girls; Become anorexic and shove their fingers down their throats
Other girls; Would down a whole bag of Potato chips and not give a crap
Most girls; Would think this was garbage
Other girls; Would copy and paste this

ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23) Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

if you are planning to do all or one of these things then copy and paste it!

10 Facts About You

1. You're reading this right now

2. You're realizing that is a stupid fact

4. You didn't notice I skipped three

5. You're checking right now

6. You're smiling

7. You're still reading this even though it is stupid

9. You didn't realize I skipped eight

10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again

11. You're enjoying this

12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts

Type your name with your knuckles: gredncreeperlovder (FAIL! XD But not too bad…)

Type your name with your nose: greencreeperlover (how…)

Type your name with your elbow: bvgrfdede n crffdedepderl.lovdrr (OMG! XD Even bigger fail then the first one)

Type your name with your eyes closed: greennree0erkyber (Fail! I can't touch type so this one was really hard for me. XD)

YOUR PEN NAME: GreenCreeperLover

YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of your pen name plus izzle) Greizzle (isn't that Dr Seuss's last name...)

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal) Purple Owl

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your fav color, first 2 letters of your pen name, last 3 letters of your moms maiden name) Purgrede

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color and fav drink) Yellow Milk (that's just wrong...)

YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your pen name, 3rd letter of your fav color, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name,1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name) Rrihooe (I dont know what it says...)

1.Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 81, Line 4.

Line four says: "...in an instant. Thomas felt a thick wetness on the hard sphere, oozing up..."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

The computer screen...

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Gravity Falls man

4.Without looking, guess what time it is.

9:27

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9:27 SONNNN

6.With the exception of the computer what else can you hear?

My mom talking to my dog...

7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

To go to //shudders// school...

8.Before you started this survey what did you look at?

My old crappy stories

9.What are you wearing?

My pajamas like a boss

10. Did you dream last night?

Yeah actually, i dreamt about going to school...

11. When did you last laugh?

Today when I was skyping my bf and my bff

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Art, windows, other shit..

13.Seen anything weird lately?

Yeah. My brother. XD

14. What do you think of this quiz?

I'm not sure. What do you think of the quiz???

15. What is the last film you saw?

The Maze Runner watching it for the millionth time.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight. What would you buy?

Tbh I'd buy two plane tickets so me and my bf could actually spend some quality time together

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

My name is bob the cloud and i stalk people

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

RELIGION NO OFFENSE BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS ABOUT RELIGION TBH

19. Do you like to dance?

NO... and thats it.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Kylie

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Ahmad (inside joke sorta thing)

LE QUIZ PART 2

1) Have you ever been asked out?

Yeah, by two boys on the same night. It was really awkward... I've also been asked out by others too lol

2) Where did you get your default picture?

The internet.

3) What's your middle name?

Elise

4) Your current relationship status?

i am taken by my amazing bf

5) Does your crush like you back?

No shit sherlock i'm dating him

6) What is your current mood?

Tired, because this quiz is too long.

7) What color shirt are you wearing?

It's gray...

8) Missing something?

Yeah... my chocolate sundae bruh

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

Saying some really stupid stuff to my friends...

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

A UNICORN!!!

12) Ever had a near death experience?

Someone almost crashed into my Mom's car...

13) Something you do a lot?

Watch anime

14) The song stuck in your head?

Actually none surprisingly

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

Then i would have to kill you...

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

Martin Luther King Jr. No joke

17) When was the last time you cried?

Well... Hmmm... I guess when I found out my bf's parents hated me no biggy though :)

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

At 5th grade graduation.. it was awful..

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

Flying!!!

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite gender?.

They play football too much... Honestly get a life...

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?.

Oreo Frap

22) What's your biggest secret?

I don't have secrets….

23) Favorite color?

OMG ITS PURPLE FOR GODS SAKE

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

Why in the world would I?

25) What are you?

A person. Duh.

26) Do you speak any other language?

No...

27) What's your favorite smell?

//couch// stalker much? //cough//

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

Random

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

Excuse you?

30) What are you thinking about right now?

Sleeping

31) What should you be doing?

Cuddling my bf tbh

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

My friend cuz he's so annoying

33) Do you like working in the yard?

Nope

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

Baitalmal //wink wonk//

35) Who last made you cry?

My bf cuz his parents hated me

End of Quiz.

These are my OCs that I made! Please don't take them from me!

Name: Alex Jax

Age: 12

Looks: Medium length brown hair, brown eyes, white skin

Clothes: Black jeans, grey high heel boots that go up to her knees, purple short sleeve shirt, grey zip up hoodie

Personality: Kind, high-energy, funny

Likes: Killing bad guys

Loves: Swords and exploding stuff

Dislikes: Hostile mobs, and mining

Hates: When people tell her what to do

Any other thing: She can explode things and fly

Here is another one:

Name: Jamie Carson

Age: 15

Looks: Short black hair, green eyes

Clothes: Black glasses, black leather jacket, grey shirt, red jeans, and white converse shoes

Personality: geeky, kind, over reacts to a lot of things

Likes: using a bow and arrows

Loves: cake, and mining

Dislikes: guys who try to flirt with her

Hates: selfish people, and know it alls

And another:

Name: Max Waters

Age: 16

Looks: Short brown hair, green eyes

Clothes: Grey short sleeve shirt, jeans, green shoes

Personality: Grumpy, rude, kind to girls

Likes: Girls, and using his sword

Loves: Jamie Carson (my OC above)

Dislikes: Walking far distances, and mining

Hates: Bad guys

Powers: None, but he is good with a sword

If you have any requests or questions, please send me a PM (private message).

See ya!

~Purple Moostachio~

BOB THE CLOUD WILL MURDER US ALL

Remember, PURPLE PIEZ WILL RULE THE WORLD XD