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Name: Yuchii
Age; Younger than you think~!
Birthday: Secret
Nationality: Filipino
Gender: FeMale
Oh god, that's all I can think of myself?! Oh well moving on
Favorite Anime (or anime I'm currently watching):
~Kuroko no Basket (I AM ABSOLUTE)
~Durarara! (HITO RABU)
~Ansatsu Kyoushitsu (TENTACLE SENSEI~!)
~Owari no Seraph (NO MORE YAOI, PLS.)
~Shingeki no Kyojin (Seid ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind der Jeager!)
~Mekakucity actors (WELCOME TO MAH WOMB DEAD KIDS.)
~Noragami (YATORI YATORI YATORI YATORI ASDFGHJKL)
~Working! (BASICALLY THE REMAKE VERSION OF DURARARA!)
~Tokyo Ghoul (Kaneki KEN u not.)
~Hetalia (PRUHUN BABY!)
~To aru series (KIHARA-KUN YOOOOO)
Ships:
Kuroko no Basket:
AkaKuro or Akaxfem!Kuroko (OTP AH~!)
AoMomo (YES)
Midorima x Fem!Kise (That's weird, but who cares.)
Fem!AkaxKuro.. (Basically KuroAka)
Hyuuga x Riko (Koyishi, nope,no.)
Kise x Momoi (JUST A BIT OKAY)
Nijimura x Fem!Haizaki (I WAAANT THIS SHIP.)
Durarara!:
Shizuo x Varona (I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR SHIZAYA/killed by Shizaya fans.)
Shizuo x Akane (Wtf am I even—)
Shizuo x Celty
Izaya x Celty ('s head. IM SO SORRY OK.)
Masaomi x Anri (I SHIP THIS MORE THAN ANRI X MIKADO, JUST, NO.)
Izaya x Kururi (AHAHAHAHAHA—WTF.)
Ansatsu Kyoushitsu:
Karma x Kayano (ANOTHER WEIRD SHIP.)
Nagisa x Kayano (When Nagisa is a badass, that is.)
Koro-sensei x Kayano's older sister. (I forgot the name OTL)
Owari no Seraph:
Yuu x Shinoa. (IM SO SORRY MIKAYUU FANS/killed by mikayuu fans.)
Mika x Krul. (MWUHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.)
Yoichi x Shinoa x Yuu (LOVE TRIANGLE IS LOVE.)
Kimizuki x Mitsuba. (Another Wtf ship.)
Yuu x Akane. (SHAME, SHE DIED TOO EARLY.)
Shingeki no Kyojin:
Mikasa x Eren. (THEY'RE NOT SIBLINGS OKAY, AND IF THEY ARE THEN I DON'T CARE.)
Hanji x Levi.
Levi x Petra (sobs..no just.. Don't even remind me that.)
Annie x Armin. (blonde babies.)
Mekakucity Actors:
Shintaro x Ayano.
Kido x Kano
Mary x Seto
Ene x Konoha
Takane x Haruka
Hibiya x Hiyori
Momo x Kuroha. (WTF.)
Noragami:
Yatori (OF COURSE!)
Nora x Yukine. (They'll look good together.)
Kazuma x Bishamon
Kofuku x Daikoku.
Working!
Yachiyo x Satou. (ONE SIDED LOVE BUT STILL.)
Yamada x Souma
Taneshima x Satou. (A bit)
Taneshima x Katanashi-kun
Hetalia:
Prussia x Hungary (KESESESESE)
Russia x Belarus (I want to see Russia chasing after Belarus confused emoticon is that weird.)
Japan x Belarus.
Spain x Belguim
America x Belarus
England x Seychelles (AYYY~!)
To aru series:
Accelerator x Last order. (YES, DIS, DIS.)
Accelerator x Misaka Sisters.
Touma x Index
Accelerator x Index. (he's a lolicon.)
Accelerator x Kuroko. (bc of a certain story I once read about them.)
Kakine x Misaki
Misaki x Sugita
Mugino x Kakine
Ships I don't like:
Kuroko no Basket:
Kuromomo (NOPE, NO, NO.)
AoKi (WTF, no.)
AkaFuri. (I am an absolute AkaKuro shipper so no.)
KagaKuro. (Erm, no DONT KILL ME KAGAKURO FANS IM SORRY IM SORRY.)
MayuAka (Lol nope.)
KiKuro.
Durarara!:
Shizaya (imsosorry imsosorry imsosorry.)
Mikado x Anri. (I am not bashing the pairing, its just that, I can't feel the chemistry between them.)
Ansatsu Kyoushitsu:
Karma x Nagisa (No matter how much it reminds me of AkaKuro, still no.)
Shingeki no Kyojin:
Levi x Eren. (...)
Mekakucity actors:
Hibiya x Momo.
Noragami:
Yato x Yukine. (Are you kidding me--)
Working!
Takanashi x Inami (Not that I hate it, its just that I can't ship it.)
Hetalia:
Every freakin' Yaoi ship.
To aru series:
Touma x Mikoto. (im going to get myself killed.)
Now, let's move on before the yaoi fans kills me!
20 Random questions time!
- Have you ever written a poem? - I'm not good at writing poems so, nope.
- Have you ever tried to cut your own hair? - NO, that will be a total disaster.
- What's your favorite color? - Red, blue, black, white, yellow.
- Do you have any pets? - I used to have a black cat.
- If you were a super hero what powers would you have? - Teleportation, telepathy, ESP, speed, electricity manipulation, invi-THERE'S SO MANY CHOICES, I CAN'T CHOOSE.
- Are you psychic in any way? - Yes, I am a 0.00000000001 psychic.
- Are you a good dancer? - No..
- Are you a good singer? - No.
- Are you a good cook? - NO.
- Are you a good artist? - STOP MOCKING ME.
- If you could be any age, what age would you be? - I want to be thirteen again!
- Have you ever fallen asleep in school? - Always, especially if the teacher is boring.
- Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy? - I would be poor and happy because YOU CANNOT BUY HAPPINESS WITH MONEY/coughs
- Do you talk in your sleep? - I hope not...
- Do you drink pepsi or coke? - BOTH.
- What is your favorite fruit? - Watermelon.
- If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in? - RECON CORPS! Oh, that's not the question? I'm sorry.
- What is your favorite season? - Winter!
- Whats your favorite swear word? - REALLY?! Uh, well f*ck?
- Do you often read your horoscope? - Oha-asa, yes, nanodayo.
Copy and paste time!
FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
1.When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.
9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12.Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15.Swat at flies that don't exist.
16.Tell people that you can see their aura.
out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"
27.When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "9") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker!"
28.Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.
29.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.
30.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
31.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
32.Meow occasionally.
the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
34.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
35.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
36.Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37.Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
38.Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Best friend: Would be in the room next to me saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!
Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks up with me
Best friend: Will call him, whispering "Seven days..."
Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions
Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance
Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away
Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me
Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me
Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks my heart
Best Friend: Will help me plot my revenge and get with his best friend
Friend: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
Best friend: Calls your parents dad and mom.
Friend: Has never seen you cry
Best Friend: Has always had the best shoulder to cry on
Friend: Never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: Opens the fridge and makes herself at home
Friend: Asks you to write down your number.
Best friend : They ask you for their number (cuz they can't remember it)
Friend: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back
Best friend: Has a closet full of your stuff
Friend: Only knows a few things about you
Best friend: Could write a biography on your life
Friend: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: Will always go with you
Friend: Will help you find your prince.
Best friend: Will kidnap him and brings him to you.
Friend: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
Best friend: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
Friend: Will offer you a soda.
Best friend: Will dump theirs on you.
Friend: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
Best friend: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
Friend: Will give you their umbrella in the rain.
Best friend: Will take yours and say, "Run - beep - run!"
Friend: Will help you move.
Best friend: Will help you move the bodies.
Friend: Will console you when you house catches on fire.
Best friend: Will roast marshmallows and flirt with the firemen.
Friend: Will ask why you're crying.
Best friend: Will already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
Friend: Will tell you she knows how you feel.
Best friend: Will just sit down and cry.
Friend: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
Best friend: Will already know not to tell.
Friend: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
Best friend: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!
Friend: Will never ask for food.
Best friend: Is the reason you have no food.
Friend: Will knock on your front door.
Best friend: Will walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
Friend: Will say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
Best friend: Will not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
Friend: Will say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
Best friend: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place
Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever repeatedly ran into a glass door copy this into your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile
If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, then copy this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you love copy and paste its, even though there useless, copy this in your profile.
If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run up a down escalator copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're crazy and you know it, don't just clap your hands, but copy and past this into your profile!
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile
PONDER THIS
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops On my desk, I have a work station. Shouldn't that be where the work stops?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do...write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
Why is it that 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, it's encouraged!?
Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
Isn't it weird how the main characters in Maximum Ride and Dark Angel are both genetically recombinant beings named Max?
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
Can bald men get lice?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse
Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, while dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why they are called "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?
Why is it called common sense if it's so rare?
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid and stuck up.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandal
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be going out with them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I DON'T LIKE to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I don't HAVE MANY FRIENDS, so I MUST be antisocial.
I have a guy best friend, so I MUST be going out with him.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I WEAR GLASSES and RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be short
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I HAVE a BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans
I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature
I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I MUST just be emo.
I like COUNTRY music, so I MUST be a redneck hick.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
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YugelChan
