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GoldenLink9 (Guest reviewer of Silver Swords) - If you're reading this (which I hope you do) I would love to help you with stories, but I can't really talk to you unless you get an account (which is free). About the story... I'm kinda taking a hiatus from it. If you have a deviantart, my username is Sylgia. You could contact me that way. I'm also Sylgia Hariken on facebook. I loved reading your reviews, even if I'm not working on that story currently. I would actually love if you wanted to help me write the next chapter. I hope to talk to you soon!

I am a Pokemon and Mega Man fan. I'm Sylgia, and my twin sister is Fizz. She types some of the stories on here. She is obsessive over rings and S ranks. If you have a story request just PM or if you don't have an account review on one of my stories asking me. If i'm interested i might just do it. My sis and i have two sonic fan characters, mine is Pitch, and her's is Shine. Pitch is a mischivious black cat with red eyes and an outfit consisting of different kinds of purple. Shine is a white cat with yellow eyes and blue and yellow patches on her fur. She goes crazy with sugar. Shine often insults people without meaning to, while Pitch does it on purpose. Shine is naive and Pitch is crazy. We put them in some of our stories. My Zelda fan character is Sylgia, she has power over water, has brown hair and gray eyes wears a blue short sleeved top and white pants. Recently, Fizz has come up with two new fancharacters. Comet and Meteor. Comet is a sensible lime green coyote who often ends up around Shine somehow and has to put up with her. Meteor is a black coyote who likes to watch things suffer and is often trying to out-do Pitch. Comet and Meteor have odd attack strategies. They throw things like their namesakes and do effective damage that way. Together they can team up to do universal strike, where they spin while rotating around each other and come crashing into the ground. However, they have to be very high up to do this. Comets tail looks like a streaking comet and he has the same orange markings on his legs and gloves. Meteor has a meteor tail and markings on his arms. Fizz gave me Meteor. Reviews are greatly appreciated. We use reviewer ideas often, so don't be afraid to leave one!

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If you believe in Jesus and that he is the Son of God, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ, copy and paste this into your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says "If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father in the gates of Heaven."

Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master ...

He had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher ...

He had no medicine, yet they called Him Healer ...

He had no army, yet kings feared Him ...

He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world ...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him ...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today ...

Be honored to serve such a leader who loves us!

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ His Son ...

Then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ignore Him, in the Bible, Jesus says ...

"If you deny Me before man, I will deny you before My Father in Heaven ..." IF YOU LOVE GOD, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! NOW!

Thank God we have God! Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree!

Once, in the 1900's, a white man came up to a black man and said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around, stared at the white man, then stood up. He said, "Listen to this, then, sir ...

When I was born, I was BLACK.

When I grew up, I was BLACK.

When I'm sick, I'm BLACK.

When I go in the sun, I'm BLACK.

When I'm cold, I'm BLACK.

When I die, I'll be BLACK.

But you, sir ...

When you're born, you're PINK.

When you grow up, you're WHITE.

When you're sick, you're GREEN.

When you go in the sun, you're RED.

When you're cold, you're BLUE.

And when you die, you're PURPLE.

And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down. The white man stared at him, then slowly turned around and walked away. If you're against racism, copy and paste this into your profile.

"Do not let your hearts be troubled. Trust in God; trust also in me." – Jesus Christ

Walked into a room, forgot what you needed, walked out, and then remembered.

When you were younger, drew the sun in the corner of the paper.

When you Were Little, thought the shape of a real heart was actually "3"

Closed the fridge door really slow, just to see when the lights went off.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end and read numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Ravenstar-of-ShodowClan, HeartBeatFailure-x, animatedrose, Leafeonlover, MitzvahRose, Kayla Edwards, Zelda maniac, Shadow Heroine of Time, CelticIrishSwordswoman,GirlVersionofRed, SpiritofSilverWater.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, Bubble Blower, panache2005, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty., Serenity.Jones, crystalshake, KOIZUMI MICHIYO, Eeveeninja77, PhantomGirl12, EvulKat, max saturday, Dia Newman, SpiritofSilverWater

Fun things to do on an elevator: Try them today, kids!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22)WHEN you get inside jump on everyone there.

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I found these on someone's profile and thought they were really funny. If you thought they were funny and started laughing while reading them like I did, copy and paste them into your profile.

On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos!
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news fl ash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On T-Rat (Military food):
Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only... (Umnn yeah... isn't military also human

-99% of the world's population is obsessed with the "Twilight" Sagas. If you're part of the 1% who isn't, paste this on your profile.

-If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery, SHARK FINNING etc.) then copy this into your profile.

-If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

-98 percent of the Internet population has a Facebook. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

-95 percent of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the five percent who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile.

-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it,copy and paste this to your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile.

Signs you might be afflicted with the condition known as WRITER.

1. You would rather talk to the voices in your head than the person sitting next to you. (Normally my characters say things that are not about a stupid new boyfriend or that friend who is currently a 'bitch' and the next day she is a 'BFF')

2. Some of the letters on your keyboard are completely worn off. (H and E. They're literally coming off in one whole piece.)

3. You would rather write than go out. (Don't call me a loner because I prefer being on my own a lot of the time)

4. Your/you're and their/there/they're are errors that send you into an apoplectic fit. (Sh*t that's embarrassing. Gomen.)

5. You get cranky if you don't get to write. (I turn into a monster and start growling)

6. You've ever said, "The voices are getting louder; I must go write."

7. When talking to others, you mentally edit their dialogue and compose tags and beats.

8. You've heard/seen something, and thought, I need to write that down. (*Ahem*)

9. You've ever written a scene, synopsis, outline, or character sketch on a restaurant napkin..and it wasn't a paper napkin.)

10. You wake up in the middle of the night and scrabble for a pen and paper you keep next to your bed to write down a scene to make the voices be quiet so you can get some sleep. (Shut UP! "You shut up! Go write and I'll go to sleep!" Damn.

11. You end an argument by saying, "Oh, wait, I have to write this down-this is the perfect conflict for my characters! Now, repeat what you just yelled." (I also observe my friends reactions to certain situations, like one day I was in class and one of my friends was really angry, and I was all "This is great! I have a bit coming up where one of my characters acts angry like this! Thank you for being angry! It has sparked muse!")

12. Getting the scene finished is more important than coffee, the bathroom, or food. (Just . . . One . . . More . . . Sentence!)

13. You have a momentary reality lapse and mention your characters' situation as a prayer in Sunday school.

14. A blank wall becomes the screen where the scene you're writing takes place right in front of your eyes. (I can see it now! Oh whoops! There goes that building I demolished . . . heh heh heh.)

15. The easiest way for you to deal with conflict is to go home and write it in your story.

16. You purposely eavesdrop in public. (“Hey, have you heard of the . . .” Hmm, interesting indeed. A great idea for the next chapter!)

17. You can't write because you're mad at one of your characters.

18. You argue with said character. (NO! It’s not meant to go like THAT! “Yes it is.” ADHSCIWU%$, YOUR CRAP WILL NOT BE TOLERATED ON THE NEXT CHAPTER.“:p”

19. You drive three hours to a city where you don't know anyone, spend another three hours driving around the city, then drive three hours home and decide NOT to set your story there.

20. You have a folder on your computer labeled "Ideas." Some of the files within this folder have only one or two words or sentences and while they made perfect sense years ago, between the software changes in that period of time garbling half the words and your own faulty memory, you have no idea what it means or where you're going with it. But you keep it anyway because you never know, you might remember it eventually.

21. You start to laugh out loud in public at what something your character might say.

22. At school, you secretly look forward to writing English papers. (Sometimes I feel like I'm the ONLY ONE.)

23. When you talk to someone, you constantly correct their bad grammar.(One thing that drives me mental is precisely that.)

24. Even though you try your hardest to resist, you often correct your own grammar on IM.

25. You talk to yourself constantly.

26. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself too much. (We disagree with that, don’t we? Yes we do.)

27. Your friends/family have come to ignore your habit of talking to youself.

28. You've apologized out loud to a character after doing something horrible to them.

29. You have the odd habit of sending very well thought out, creative text messages while messaging a friend. (Friend: What do u thnk I shld do tomrw? ME: Well, I think you should go out and express yourself by doing whatever you want. You can write, sing, dance, paint, draw . . . It’s really up to you. Friend: Uh, ok?)

I am not that girl, The one that is super popular. The one that is rich. The one obsessed with Twilight. The one that will lie to get her way. The one that doesn't care about your feelings. The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly. The one that has a new boyfriend every week. The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans. The one that would cry over a boy. The one that loves Justin Bieber. The one that will give up because she broke a nail. The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl, The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who reads and writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality. The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong. The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good. The one that people like, because she's crazy. The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, go for it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. The one who won't give in. The one won't give up.

To maintain a healthy level of insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6.Finish all your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

7. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.

8. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

9.Specify That your drive-through order Is 'To Go'.

10. Sing along at the opera.

11. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

12. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.

13. When the money comes out The ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'

14. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the heck you did.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask directions.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it.

If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem...

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies…

When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

Perfect men are only fictional.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

If someone insults you say 'How sweet thanks for noticing' and walk away

If someone says you'll die old and alone say 'No I won't I'll have my cats'

If you're not as pretty as the most popular girl in school her beauty is only skin deep yours is on the inside that's where it counts

If you'd rather read then party GREAT

If you like to jump in rain puddles and don't care about your clothes your not alone

If you're a geek scream it from the roof tops

If you're a nerd be proud of your brain and if you're a jerk... well you get the point

If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber above the skyscraper about to jump; copy and paste this to your profile if you're the 1% who would stand there with popcorn yelling, "Do a backflip!"

Most teens would suffer a heart attack if they saw somebody burning Twilight. Repost this and add your name if you'd be singing campfire songs and toasting marshmallows around it: Ninjakat403, HetaliaSparkleParty, Gir'sdoomsongofdoom, Fluteorwrite, Squintz, Honeyshine, Dia Newman, SpiritofSilverWater

If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you wish more people were like your friends on fanfic, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like blue copy this to your profile. Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a Nintendo fan to your very core, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you agreed the current PoKéMoN Anime should be replaced with PoKéMoN Special, copy and paste it into your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese copy/paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Whistlesong of Icefang, Frost Fire, Tsukihime nee, KoreanGal5, Silverfox37/Kage no Akuma-Shadow Demon, Girby-Anime-Apples, Hitsugaya Taicho, blackthunder whitefire, Shea Yuu, Dia Newman, SpiritofSilverWater

If you have ever reread any fanfictions just because you liked them so much, copy this onto your profile.

If you love anime, copy this into your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get two reviews, copy this into your profile.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

When you are in jail, a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "dang, that was fun!"

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "Seven days..."

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because you're gay isn't it?"

I called your boyfriend "gay" and he hit me with his purse!

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

The toothfairy teaches kids it's okay to sell body parts.

I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny.

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask directions.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need advice.

I'm not random, I'm just HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL!

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a cliff, I laugh.

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

The early bird gets the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if properly aimed.

Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America ... ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

They never suspect the short one.

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face.

You're a great friend, but if the zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

Hey stupid! Your sock is untied!

Ever notice that studying is "student" and "dying" put together?

I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

We're so cool, ice cubes are jealous.

I'm not as random as you think I salad.

On a scale of 1 to crazy I'm a penguin.

Hey you! Yeah you! No, not you, the other guy. You right there! Do you like tacos?

Making us all wish we were blind: Speedo.

Worst time to have a heart attack; during a game of charades.

If you're reading this then you're not dead. Good for you.

I ROCK! Guitar hero told me.

I tried being normal, but I didn't like it.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking

The below statement is true

The above statement is false

PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.

Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?

Boys break hearts so why don't we break their necks?

I'm NOT SHORT!! ... I'm fun sized!

I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a... aww who am I kidding!

I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger... then it hit me

You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is way better than being cool, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.(why does the chicken cross the road?)

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.

If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and lovely is when you don't know what to call someone.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you're not dead yet,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changing obsessions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you ever started laughing for no reason then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been at full health in a video game and then died for no reason copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid and obvious question, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of characters in your head...copy and paste this on you're profile.

If you want to copy this to your profile, you know what to do.

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped what you were doing to do something else and totally forgot what it was, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing their butt off.

Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Robert Pattison or Taylor Laughtner are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species,copy and paste this in your profile.

Post this on your profile if you hate racism. Do your part to stop it!

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Wow, that's amazing! If you can read this then copy paste this into your profile! :D

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The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.

if you think that Roleplaying is awesome copy and paste this on your profile

if you ever had a crush on a fictional character copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile.

Have you ever read a Legend of Zelda manga? I HAVE! Copy & paste this into your profile if you totally love LoZ mangas!

If you want to copy this to your profile, you know what to do.

If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile.

If you've talked to a shadow, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for something to copy and paste, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're the type of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're not ashamed to call yourself a fangirl (or squeal like one), copy and paste this on your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy and paste this into your profile.

98% of authors confuse "you're" and "your." If you're one of the 2% who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an exceedingly long profile because of copy-and-paste items, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly- now Chibi Corn Chip, DolphinInsomniac 15, Cosplay Chan, Umbreon Mastah, Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Medalis, Starrgrl24, The Great Mikey Weston, Ceu Praca, Hasenpfeffer, Shadow Heroine of Time, CelticIrishSwordswoman, Golden Cloud Angel, SpiritofSilverWater,

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit, copy and paste this into your profile.(XD)

If you're anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like reading fanfics, copy and paste this.

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it,copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever stopped what you were doing to do something else and totally forgot what it was, copy this into your profile.

IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Robert Pattison or Taylor Laughtner are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile.

It is said that dying is bad for your health...if you agree copy and paste this to your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc. post this onto your profile.

If you believe in heaven, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see.

I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall.

I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door.

He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Her name was Auroura She was only five This is what happened When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair

She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound

Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die

She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "God, why? Why is My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did

Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made

She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying

Police showed up At the small little house They quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lying on the floor

It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms

If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile

Stuff for you to copy and paste

REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground? the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs? 'm 0 m' (was your hero) and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry? when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest? when - WAR- was a card game and life was simple and care free? remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP? Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

1.)Walk into a room at night, see a red light, and run out screaming. Then in the morning look and realize it was just an appliance.

2.) Nver go into the bathroom for fear the Tail's Doll will jump out and kill you

3.) When a game inexpicably shuts off scream bloody murder thinking that BEN is possesing your game.

4.) When your wii overheats, hit the TV with a toy hammer thinking that it's a real hammer.

5.) Hit your dad with a toy sword while accusing him of being Ganondorf.

6.) Go nuts when you get a review wake everyone up and start dancing like the best thing in the world happened because someone reviewed a story that your sister typed.

7.) Rub it in everyone's face when you get 5 stars on Sonic and the Black Knights.

8.) Start calling your best friend Tails.

9.) Call someone who has a crush on you Amy (even if you're a girl and he's a guy)

10.) Pretend to be Silver the Hedgehog and say the force is with you to confuse all sonic fans because Star Wars has nothing to do with sonic games.

11.) Impersonate a game character (for example, say you picked the Legend of Zelda, you call a sibling red, bully blue, nerd Vio, goth Shadow, psycho dark link, teacher Vaati, principal Ganon, snob Zelda, random girls the 6 maidens, and a farmer Malon)

12.) pretend your hands are paws and say you can't do anything because you don't have opposable thumbs.

13.) When the teacher walks into the classroom shout 'DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!!!'

14.) when the teacher comes in, beg for money and scream bloody murder when they don't give it.

15.) When you come into class say 'sorry I'm late! (even if you're not late) But my mom accidentally ran over this cat on the road and so then this old lady came out and started beating our car with her cane so my mom stepped on it and ran over her big toe and my mom was too lazy to slow down on the highway so we crashed and landed in a lake and then we had to walk through these woods for a couple of days surviving on nothing but bananas and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and then we finally made it into civilization but by then the sandwiches turned us into cannibalistic beasts so after eating a few people we went into Walgreens and stole some new clothes and food so my mom hissed over to work and i scampered here!' really really fast.

16.) try to spindash in gym class

17.) Jump off your desk shouting 'I believe i can fly!'

18.) Randomly try to bite off a piece of your desk in class and when that doesn't work settle for eating paper.

19.) Memorize the lyrics to a song and sing it in class and then sing the Pillow Pets theme song. LOUD!

20.) Try to break the sound barrier just by running.

21.) Bring a video game to class, play it and when it gets confiscated cry and sink into depression until you get it back.

22.) Come in late to class and say 'sorry, but i just ate a squirrel and my mom is a really good cook espicially considering it's roadkill but i ate it raw anyway.'

23.) Attempt to jump out the window during class

24.) Come in late and say 'sorry i'm late but i was just innocently playing Kid Icarus Uprising when this talking bow jumped out and told me to go on this legendary quest to rid the world of cheeseburgers. So i destroyed McDonalds and Buger King, but theres still a long way to go before i purge the world of cheeseburgers so i'm gonna skip school for the next three years. but first tommorow i'm gonna get my soul ripped out and turned into a ring while my body goes on a killing rampage for the next three years. Then, when i get arrested, Lady Paluntena will teach me how to fly!' Then in detention rip off another game.

25.) When watching those gross videos in school, scream and shout 'MUST ERASE BRAIN!' and slam your head down on the desk multiple times really hard.

26.) Stay in your locker during class and play a video game, when you hear the bell put it in your backpack and scream for someone to let you out and if it's a teacher say a bully shoved you in there.

27.) When there's a substitute pretend to be British. (no, seriously, this kid did that and the sub was there for two whole weeks and she seriously thought he was British)

28.) Come to school in a ridiculous costume and pretend to be a superhero.

29.) Say it's not fair for the teacher to give so many tests so then give THEM a patience test and when they fail use that F stamp or a pen and put it on their forehead.

30.) Wear chain mail armor to school and say its for a medieval project. Then get into a sword fight with your friend over a snack at lunch.

31.) Don't respond to your name unless someone puts 'lord' in front of it.

32.) When your teacher is talking about medieval times say something about sacred earplugs.

33.) Pretend you are an animal.

34.) Watch a movie cry during the funny parts and laugh during the sad parts.

35.) Pretend you are in the doomsday zone. (Knuckles in Sonic 3, Super Sonic final stage.)

36.) Use certain Pokemon moves in class just to prove that you can. EX. double slap tackle bubble.

37.) In science class, if you're studying the moon cycles, suggest to your teacher that you can use Oreos to represent it. For example, you take the top crust off, peel off half the filling, eat it and the top crust, and now you have a half moon. If your teacher said yes, copy and paste this on your profile.

38.) If you've been on the receiving end of bullying for at least a year, copy and paste this on your profile.

39.) I go to a place called the Zone after school. Last year, it was at the police station and it would mostly be me, my sister, and three of my friends playing Super Smash Brothers Brawl. This year, it was moved and only me and my sister are still playing, and of all the new people, only one other is actually good at the game we play there. If you have something like this, talk about it on your profile.

40.) If people think you're weird, Copy and Paste this on your profile, and add your name to the list: SpiritofSilverWater.

41.) If you ever updated something, and your computer deleted it, copy and paste this on your profile.

If YOU READ MY STORIES YOU HAD BETTER READ THIS!!!

This is just to clear up some confusion. These are who typed some stories:

Christmas Shopping: Sylgia

Clash of All Worlds: Fizz

Early Bird gets the Kat: Sylgia

Four Swords the Haunted Hotel: Sylgia

Learn to Drive: An effort from us both

Speeding Wings: Fizz

Sugar High Hedgehog Series: Fizz

Silver Swords: Sylgia

Just your average day: technically both of us but mostly Fizz

Silver Curini: Fizz

Unown Friendship: Sylgia

Just to clear up some confusion with 'Sister' being typed. Some of these were typed early on before we came up with names for these. If Shine and Pitch come in you might be able to tell when they say, 'my creator' or something along those lines

For those who wonder about how my update patterns work, here's your answer. In gaming, I go through what I call "phases". When I was deep in the Legend of Zelda phase, Haunted Hotel happened. When I was on my Kid Icarus phase, Christmas Shopping happened. You get the point. Anyway, I almost always return to a phase, and right now I'm on my Rockman phase, so you can expect to see a Mega Man story pop up sometime from me. When I'm leaving a phase, I seem more obsessed with that game series than ever, as well as being obsessed with something else. That's where Early Bird gets the Kat came from. Soon enough, however the newer phase will win out and I'll only be obsessed with that for a while. And if the characters are OOC, it's because my brain is incapable of getting down complex personalities. It can only remember things like "This guy is optimistic", and "This guy's a jerk" and stuff like that.

Also, I seem to, sadly, have lost motivation for most of my stories. Don't worry, I will still update, as you all seem to like them, but I won't be posting any new ones until they're complete beforehand. Not sure what Fizz will do; that's up to her. I just thought that you guys deserve to know what's going on. It may just take me longer to update, so I'm sorry for the delay, but it's hard to write about something you no longer really care about.