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Joined 09-17-13, id: 5145371, Profile Updated: 02-18-14
Author has written 4 stories for Legend of Zelda.

Now on dA as Cortex-Aire! No more treating this site like a blog!

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People! I am now a beta reader! If you have any story you want checked over, take a look at my profile and see if I'm your cup of tea. Please ignore the HTML marks (if there are any left, luckily I think they're all fixed), my computer is absolutely crazy!

"Writing is easy. All you have to do is stare at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead."

- Gene Fowler

Alas, I wholeheartedly agree with that statement. As of March 2013, I am a 14- year- old lass from the Welsh Valleys who writes on a whim and regrets it very soon afterwards. Many of my stories trail off or are abandoned halfway through- I have absolutely no patience and my interests and aspirations change daily. But I am determined to actually FINISH a piece of work- I'm sure that will happen someday, although I have't had any luck so far. However, I will persevere!

I'm a slightly obsessive Legend Of Zelda fan, even though I've only been playing it for about two years. My most ambitious topic to date, Arashi No Uta, is actually a manga I've been doing for just under a year and a half- it's reached 400 pages and counting. I don't know where I find the time to do these things... It amazes me how much time I spent on irrelevant projects 0_0

I've decided to write ANU as well as a little story (mostly for my benefit, since there are far too many plotholes in the manga to leave unexplained). Well, I say little, when actually I've never written so much in my life. Gulp. I'm adding it bit by bit, but the text version is currently being neglected a little for Asking For Disaster and Ghirahim's Raw Deal.

I don't really have a set writing style- depending on the genre I'm doing, I'll just veer from one style to the next. I'm currently trying to decide whether I should focus more on comedy (ha ha, that word should be taken with a pinch of salt) or serious. I suppose the sort of reviews I get will ultimately decide that...

Anyway, behold my wondrous digital publications!

Randomness below!

I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with FanFiction, who can express herself better with words than anything else, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

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Halloween at Hyrule by AkuDemyfan reviews
CaH Side Quest! Halloween has come into Hyrule. Link and Dark are keeping eye on things while having a costume for the day and night. Though, things aren't as calm as they could be. Updates, hopefully, every year.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,579 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/31/2017 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Dark Link, Link - Complete
My Immortal by xXMidnightEssenceXx reviews
DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,152 - Reviews: 6834 - Favs: 2,500 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Draco M., OC
Silver Swords by SpiritofSilverWater reviews
The Maidens open up a portal to Mobius and someone gets taken to Hyrule. There, they along with the four sword heroes must face a new challenge. Slightly slow start but it gets better.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,854 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Shadow Link, Silver
Dark Days by Swamp Dragon Princess reviews
In an apocalyptic Hyrule, where Zelda has been missing for months following her research on a deadly zombie virus that threatens to wipe out the kingdom, leaving Link to care for their young son whilst leading a rag-tag band of survivors. In the midst of his despair, two mercenaries show up offering hope and a solution to our hero. AU, multi-genre, many characters and plot twists.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,956 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Link, Zelda, Dark Link, Telma
Four Swords the Haunted Hotel by SpiritofSilverWater reviews
The four swords and Shadow decide to take a break and go to a hotel. Little do they know about what that hotel is like. Rated for Red screaming and Blue breaking furniture and annoying fairies. Now with a FIFTH chapter. Why? Because I'm evil!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Vio, Shadow Link - Complete
The Keaton's Command by SpiritofSilverWater reviews
The title says it all. It's a short poem about the Keaton's command. Reviews are greatly appreciated!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Complete
Her Prayer by Linx019 reviews
A short story based of early trailers of the game Zelda: A Link Between Worlds.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Zelda, Princess Hilda - Complete
Bling by say hello to the angels reviews
Of all the things that the Doctor and Rose thought would be the downfall of the Daleks, a winning lottery ticket wasn't one of them.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., Daleks - Complete
Every 4 Swords Fanfiction In 200 Words by nebulakid reviews
A tragically, terrible love story.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Link, Vaati, Vio, Shadow Link - Complete
The Real Way to Defeat Ghirahim by mystery writer5775 reviews
Just a humorous oneshot I got from joking around about Fi.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Link, Ghirahim - Complete
The Surprise by eeveelover1824 reviews
An egg, reasearch, and a fear of flying. Why all of these fit into a story, I may never know...
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Complete
The Table of Villains by DeadShut reviews
What starts off as an assembly of evil-doers plotting to defeat their common enemy turns into your average, everyday sarcasm and filth-talk.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Ganondorf, Vaati
The Legend of Zelda: Big Brother House by Pokemistress reviews
Yes folks, The Legend of Zelda cast takes on their biggest challenge yet: Big Brother's House. And what's more, YOU get to vote on who gets the boot! Hilarity ensues, I promise. Read intro for more info.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Misc. Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,013 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
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Things Can Only Get Worse reviews
The dark side are not in a good state at the moment. With Ganondorf the idiot, Vaati the mastermind, and Shadow Link the sweary juvenile, who would be? But when the three end up in a mickey- taking alternate dimension, it's imperative that they learn to put up with eachother through any means possible. It won't be easy though! Sequel to Asking For Disaster.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,026 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Ganondorf, Vaati, Shadow Link
Ghirahim's Raw Deal, OR A Bad Time To Go To Skyloft reviews
Centuries after the war between Hylia and Demise ended, the dark side decide to have one last shot at getting the Triforce. Demise's faithful lackey, Ghirahim, is willing to do anything for his master, but Demise's most recent plans test even his loyalties when he's asked to turn detective in Skyloft.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,172 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Ghirahim, Vaati, Zelda, Ganondorf - Complete
Asking For Disaster reviews
When Ganondorf orders his two faithful (if reluctant) minions Vaati and Shadow Link to go and exact revenge on the four Links, he believes nothing can go wrong. However, fate's cruel hand has a habit of intervening at exactly the wrong moments. Cringeworthy, puerile humour ensues!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,121 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Ganondorf, Vaati, Shadow Link - Complete
Arashi no Uta
When the Triforce is given to an apathetic gynoid from another dimension, the wind mage Vaati seizes his chance and works to corrupt the sacred power once and for all. Things quickly get serious, though, when he and Krishna find themselves on the run from Link in a mysterious new guise. Yes, a SERIOUS work from Cortex. There is hope for the world yet!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,429 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Vaati, Ganondorf, OC