rabidporcupine80
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Author has written 2 stories for Elder Scroll series, and RWBY.
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Service with a Smile by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune's forged transcripts were rebuffed, his only option was to return home in disgrace or forge a new life in Vale. Opening a diner was an impetuous decision, being good at it a stroke of luck. Becoming the favourite haunt for students, teachers and criminals alike…? That was neither, but it sure did keep things interesting. Wasn't the civilian life supposed to be easier?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 413,348 - Reviews: 8716 - Favs: 8,723 - Follows: 8,670 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 8/8/2017 - Jaune A. - Complete
Welcome to the NERV ! by BasedSpoobyPls reviews
(AU) Shinji Ikari is a Hikikomori. The people around him are not. This is a story of the former trying his best to re-join the world of the latter, all while trying to uncover the darker mysteries of his broken family. A mixture of Comedy, Drama, Romance, SciFi, Angst and Generalized Anxiety Disorder. (Rated M: Language and Adult Themes)
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,038 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/27/2018 - Published: 9/3/2016 - Shinji I., Rei A., Misato K., Asuka L. S.
Not this time, Fate by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 657,800 - Reviews: 9537 - Favs: 9,320 - Follows: 7,334 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 3/3/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
Fate: Servant and Cook by Serenarey Chiba reviews
Shirou is forced back in time to save Arturia from her downfall, though he doesn't know how or what to do about it. He's not a fighter, but an idealist. Is he supposed to use his ideals to oppose, or supplement Arturia's? Saber/Shirou
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 237,523 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 2,122 - Follows: 2,555 - Updated: 5/26/2017 - Published: 10/26/2014 - [Shirō E., Arturia Pendragon, Saber]
The Games We Play - By Ryuugi by Chuggapyro reviews
THIS IS NOT MINE. It began after I got rejected by Signal again, though at the time I had no idea what was happening. Titles and levels suddenly appeared above people's heads and then weird things began to happen, as if I was in a game. And then, I realize I was in a game. But...if my life is a game, I'm going to win it. My name's Jaune Arc and I'm the Gamer. RWBY/The Gamer.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 240 - Words: 1,056,005 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 2,769 - Follows: 1,911 - Updated: 11/9/2016 - Published: 8/25/2016 - Adam T., Ozpin, Jaune A., Raven B. - Complete
Dark Schools by TehBrovakiin reviews
How could the lives of the Dark Souls characters get any worse? Why, if they were in high school, of course. Join Lyle "Dark" Soul and his motley crew of friends as they try to survive at Lordran Private Academy while dealing with drama, romance, and all other kinds of high school BS. Rated M for teenage shenanigans.
Dark Souls - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,699 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/9/2016 - Published: 4/21/2014 - [Knight, Priscilla] Solaire of Astora, Lautrec, Knight of Carim
The Grey by Against.The.Current reviews
"Helgen is done for and I am calling a complete ceasefire as of this moment." Pacifism has the ironic tendency of throwing those who practice it directly into the line of fire. A SI story about walking the grey line between morality and destruction.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,926 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 8/1/2016 - Published: 1/10/2015
Scroll of the Sil Naakin: A Soul Eater and Skyrim AU by GrayBones reviews
It's just his luck. Apparently one should not attempt a border crossing in wartimes, not unless one desires a prime spot on the chopping block. If it wasn't obvious the Nine Divines hated his sorry ass, some Imperial greenhorn had to catch him and smack him over the head hard enough to make him forget his own name. So he can't let her die, not until she tells him what she knows.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,005 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Maka A., Soul Eater
Remnant of Cursed Paradise by Plasmadon reviews
Shirou was dying. It was a sad truth, but an immutable one. At least it was until Avalon intervened and gave him a chance to continue chasing his fate. Of course, Shirou accepted. Now he's saving people, but not quite in the way that he expected: by exterminating the creatures of Grimm from Remnant. It will take more than a few miracles to change his fate this time around. Semi-AU.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 195,762 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 2,015 - Updated: 3/5/2016 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Shirō E., Jack the Ripper, Blake B., Ozpin
Drunken Space-Time Ninjutsu by Igornerd reviews
The day after a wild party to celebrate the end of the war against Madara, Naruto, the remaining Konoha 12 (and some guests) can't help but wonder what happened last night as they wake up in a different Konoha. Time-Travel. Rated for language, alcohol and just to be sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 109,686 - Reviews: 1937 - Favs: 4,599 - Follows: 5,316 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The Forehead Girl by BasedSpoobyPls reviews
Awkward, shy and uncool, Conrad Ferguson isn't exactly the suavest of guys. Even so, out of the oddest of circumstances, love can blossom - Rated M for language and sexual content. - OC x Ritsu.
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 123,201 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Ritsu T. - Complete
No Need for Halkeginian Logic by Midnakdak reviews
Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,570 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 2,955 - Follows: 2,432 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 2/8/2014
A Silent Voice by kaliforniabird reviews
A romance between Ishida Shoya and Nishimiya Shoko from the manga, Koe no Katachi.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/28/2015
Why can't I just take the ring after I fight Artorias? by Gensh reviews
Questioning only briefly why he's there anyway, a human from the real world ignores the rules of the game and drags Oscar of Astora on a grand adventure to discover the truth of the conflict between Light and Dark. But more importantly to impress his waifu.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 184,669 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 3/19/2015 - Cleric, Witch Beatrice, Oscar, Knight of Astora, Siegmeyer of Catarina - Complete
Protected by Nalledia reviews
Gin died. But, he was reborn, without the memories of being a Shinigami. The thing is, no one tells you when you'll be reborn. So when Yuzu befriends a silver-hair boy with a sly smile, it's the start of a friendship that will become her greatest comfort for when times get rough. Slight AU, I guess. Writing challenge with Night-of-Mares
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/9/2015 - Yuzu K., G. Ichimaru - Complete
Anywhere But Home by Krazy Ky-Sta Hatter reviews
After the Northwest Ball, Pacifica decides to run away from her toxic family. With nowhere else to go, she finds herself at the Mystery Shack. But there are more than just ghosts in this town. Witches, a psychotic dorito, a mystery writer, and strange creatures that call her name out in the woods. Gravity Falls is weirder than she had thought, and she may not be able to survive it.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,647 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 8/23/2015 - Published: 4/5/2015 - [Dipper P., Pacifica N.] Mabel P., Grunkle Stan
It's Also a Gun by Mirror-of-Roses reviews
Okay, Ruby is absolutely positive that Crescent Rose is the best scythe in all existence. Will meeting Maka and Soul in a dream put her in a complex?
Crossover - Soul Eater & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/12/2015 - Maka A., Soul Eater, Ruby R. - Complete
Wizard of Ships by General RTS reviews
It always seemed really suspicious to me how easily Team RWBY and Team JNPR managed to get paired up with extremely compatible partners despite how random the team selections actually were. This is my short theory to how the teams were actually created.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,059 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Ozpin, Glynda G., Jaune A. - Complete
6000 Years of War by That Mysterious Figure reviews
Meet Erkenbald Herrmann, current leader of the 1st Mechanized Infantry Division, last surviving member of the original 1st Warrior Division. Age: 6068. Probably the only non-Civ leader to live so long. From 4000 BC to 2047 AD, this is his story. Civ 5.
Civilization Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,741 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 7/4/2011
The Vulpine Huntsman of Vale by SilverFoxSage reviews
During the battle between Naruto and Sasuke at the Valley of the End, the Kyūbi's energy rips a hole in reality and flings Naruto out of the Elemental Nations. He wakes up in a strange world where everything is heavier and people use weird transforming weapons and powder to kill things called Grimm. And why is Naruto half fox now? Smarter!Naruto Kitsune Hanyou!Naruto. Sensei!Kyūbi
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 124,576 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 2,970 - Follows: 3,260 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 8/6/2014 - [Naruto U., Ruby R.] Blake B., Yang X.L.
The Games We Play by rgm0005 reviews
It began after I got rejected by Signal again, though at the time I had no idea what was happening. Titles and levels suddenly appeared above people's heads and then weird things began to happen, as if I was in a game. And then, I realize I was in a game. But...if my life is a game, I'm going to win it. My name's Jaune Arc and I'm the Gamer. RWBY/The Gamer.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 118,578 - Reviews: 1727 - Favs: 5,004 - Follows: 5,027 - Updated: 5/22/2015 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Jaune A., Ozpin, Cinder F., Ruby R.
The Greatest Infiltration Ever by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
Who would've thought that paper-thin disguises would be that effective? One-shot. Dedicated to Igornerd because of a lost bet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 194 - Published: 4/13/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
KyON! by Alex McM reviews
Starting a high school band is nothing special right? Not like it's anything serious. But when Haruhi decides to start a band that just might change. When the SOS Brigade enters a battle of the bands sparks will fly, love will blossom and the world will come to the brink of total destruction. Once again, it's all up to Kyon to save his friends and the world from anihilation
Crossover - Haruhi Suzumiya series & K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 136,620 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Kyon, Mio A.
Snow Bunnies by Arashi Leonhart reviews
Making food. Watching movies. Fighting. Christmas with Taiga Fujimura and those she considers family.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Kiritsugu E., Taiga F., Illyasviel von Einzbern, Shirō E. - Complete
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2784 - Favs: 8,527 - Follows: 3,772 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
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Kicking the storm reviews
We all know the story. A person from a normal, boring world gets sucked into a world they already know. Maybe it was a game, or a show, or a movie. Maybe it was even a book. But what happens when another normal guy gets sucked into a world which is even more dangerous than usual, and it's all his fault? And he doesn't even get to be the main character!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,041 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/27/2018 - Published: 8/31/2015 - OC, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Red Bullet reviews
All across Remnant, two things come to mind when the terms 'Huntsmen' and 'Huntresses' are brought up. A strong, unwavering will, and really cool weapons. However, a boy is about to enter the scene who will shake up all of Vale, entirely through his lack of either. No transforming weapons, and his semblance is pretty limited too. Nope, he's just one guy, with a lot of guns.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,514 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/6/2016 - Published: 1/27/2016