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What Would Finnick Do...Say something flirty

What Would Johanna Do...Say something sarcastic

What Would Prim Do...Heal someone/something

What Would Ms.Everdeen Do...Block everyone/everything out

What Would Rue Do...Ask about someones fake relationship. or say something sweet

What Would Katniss Do...Hunt in the forest

What Would Gale Do...Rant about something unfair and injustice

What Would Cato Do...Kill someone/something

What Would Marvel Do...laugh at something/with someone/make a joke

What Would Foxface Do...Eat some berries

What would Thresh Do...Be indifferent

What Would Peeta Do...Bake some bread/throw bread at people's heads

These are the utensils of life. Use them wisely at your time of need *nods head slowly*

There are 2 rules in life.

Rule #1 is that rules don't apply to me. Rule #2 is that if they did, RULES WERE MEANT TO BE BROKEN!

Check this out!

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olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

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mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

On with the Hunger Games crap!

F is for friends who kill together!

U is for U R DEAD!

N is for nowhere is safe!

What am I describing?!

Couples!

Glato and Clato are just... no. THEY COMPLETELY SUCK FOR EACH OTHER!!!

Galeniss... erm... Gale, just stick to Madgy Poo, okay?

Fannie is horrible. I hate Annie. There! I said it!

Finniss though... that should've been a thing!

Characters/Favourite Lines:

Want a sugar cube?" Oh god Finnick... Who can't love this guy! And i must admit... when he died in the last book... I kinda went into Ms. Everdeen mode (only for a day mind).

"BLAME IT ON THE A-A-A-A-ALCOHOL!" lol. I like Haymitch. NO FURTHER EXPLANATION NEEDED.

"That is Mahogany!" I just love Effie. Shes so stupid in a good, funny way! Could be a possible Halloween costume there... :P

"Wheres lover-boy? Oh, I see..." I honestly don't like her very much. She's one of my least favourite characters in the books. She just psycho! And yes yes... I know some of you will be like, " Cato is like that too!" But Cato's just like that. Clove is just like... hmhmmh... (and I quote), "Kill her, Cato! Slice her up!". This is the line right before Katniss drops the Tracker-Jacker nest on them. Lets face it. Clove is just crazy.

"One. Last. Kill. Its the only thing I know how to do..." Cato. Dear Cato. Now why would you think its the only thing you can do! You can... lift stuff, I guess...? If we're being honest now, Cato really wasn't included enough in the film! There should have been times, when it would switch over to the Careers, so we could see in detail how they slowly killed each other! That's my opinion anyway.

"I'll do it myself..." Glimmer. UGHHHH! Let me start this discussion, with the name. WHY? Please tell me, oh mighty Suzanne Collins, why on Earth would you name her 'Glimmer'. It makes her sound like a barbie! And, just everything about her i hate. I don't know if its just me, it my well be, but i just... I hate her more than I hate Clove, and that's saying something!

"I'M MARVELOUS!" lol! I love it. Perfectly made, i just hate the fact that he killed Rue!! I wish that she was my little sister :3 But, I'M STILL MARVELOUS!

"A little hope is effective. A lot of hope is dangerous. Spark is fine, as long as it's contained." GO DIE IN A HOLD SNOW, WE ALL HATE YOU! I won't elaborate on my hatred for Snow, I'll turn into Gale if I do...

FoxFace is so SNEAKY! LIKE A SPY! I like spies! (She doesn't say anything, so I can't add my favourite line!)

"Whole country in rebellion? Wouldn't want anything like that!" This is the cocky, sarcastic Johanna. Who is, I must say, my favourite character out of them all! Yes... she even comes above Katniss! SHOCKER! I have more 2 lines I love from the infamous Johanna Mason! The first is... "They can't hurt me. I'm not like the rest of you. There's no one left I love." That's her soft side! Aww! Then there's her I'm-the-aggressive-Johanna side... which is... "Your a little hard to swallow, with your tacky romantic drama." This is how she is usually portrayed.

"No! I... I sang to her until she died..." The end of one of her many speech's! The sweetest one of all. Where she was face-to-face with Thresh's knife, until she confessed she was allied with Rue. I personally love this section, where our dear friend, (the famous Clove killer!) let Katniss go! We all thank you Thresh! *Holds up 3 fingers*

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is dummy cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on

Let's eat Grandma!

Let's eat, Grandma!

Commas save lives.

FOR MOTHERS AND THEIR DAUGHTERS...

Daughter: "Mom, what's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Mom: "I don't know dear...you'll have to ask Grandma."

10 facts about you

1. You're reading my profile

2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact

4. You didn't notice I skipped three

5. You're checking

6. You're smiling

7. You're still reading my profile

9. You didn't realize I skipped eight

10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again. :)

11. You are enjoying this

12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts Copy and paste if you fell for it, too. You know you did

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car.

I promise to remember The Stolls

when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember Beakendorf

whenever I see someone working metal.

I promise to remember Silena

whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Michael Yew

whenever I see a smile that gleams.

I promise to remember Briares

whenever I see someone playing hand games.

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth

whenever I see a cloth in flames.

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos

whenever I see someone go against the odds.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go

Didn't write that!

The Olympian Pledge:

I promise to remember Ares

Each time I hear of World War II

And I promise to remember Athena

Whenever I hear of a loom

I promise to use the internet

For Hermes' sake of course

And I promise to remember Poseidon

Whenever I ride a horse

I promise to remember Zeus

Whenever lightning fills the sky

And I promise to remember Hera

Every time a guy makes a girl cry

I promise to remember Aphrodite

Whenever I see a girdle made of gold

And I promise to remember Apollo

When the sun is very bold

I promise to remember Artemis

When the moon shines in the night

And I promise to remember Hades

When something gives me a fright

I promise to remember Demeter

Whenever a daughter moves away

And I promise to remember Hephaestus

When someone never gets their way

I promise to remember Dionysus

When I am at a party

And I promise to remember Hestia

When someones smile is very hearty

Yes I promise to love The Gods

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Olympians know!

Now swear it on the River Styx!

Nope I didn't write that one either!!

Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her.
That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home.
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.
That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't
Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs.

I am that girl, the one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.

I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with nerdy things that only she would like, who can express herself better with writing than talking, and knows the importance of the little things in life that most overlook!

Copy and paste if you can relate!

"Try Not To Cry"- Seriously, if your eyes don't at least get a little misty when you read this you have a problem.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good boy, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Brittany; my girlfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Brittany, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

So, Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry and remember how blessed they truly are,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry"

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...

its okay to cry.

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you *!"

Rock beats paper. Always. But since we live in a world where Paper may beat rock, use Cannonball; it makes a big hole in paper.

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have just tried having a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you find Spongebob funny SOMETIMES, but most of the time he is SO annoying you want to throw the TV out the window, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you absolutely are TERRIFIED of spiders, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile.

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile (:

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in ur profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are not sure if you find these 'copy and paste things' annoying or if you love them, copy and paste this on your profile.

Top 5 Gods

1. Poseidon
2. Hades
3. Hypnos
4. Hermes
5. Zeus

Top 5 Goddesses

1. Athena
2. Iris
3. Artemis
4. Nemesis
5. Hecate

In loving memory of...

...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero

...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing very well that she would die

...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends

...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth

...Silena Beauregard, who died a hero

...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success

...Ethan Nakumura, who redeemed himself in the end only to be killed by Kronos

...Everyone else who died in the Titan War

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast,
PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!
PJO FANS: Say OMG'S!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings,
PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away your demigod powers.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid,
PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid.

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell, 'HELP ME SOMEBODY!'
PJO FANS: When being chased shout at the sky, 'SAVE ME MUM/DAD!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms,
PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down. (politely)

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation,
PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile,
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar- The Titans Curse
2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian
3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth
4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse
5. As a demigod, you are twice as vulnerable - The Lightning Thief
6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth
7. Monsters will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth
8. Avoid poisonous swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labyrinth
9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade. - The Sea of Monsters

List your top ten favorite PJO/ HOO characters in no particular order.

1. Thalia

2. Leo

3. Percy

4. Annabeth

5. Piper

6. Jason

7. Chiron

8. Nico

9. Clarisse

10. Mr D.

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Piper Mr D? Uh... That's rather awkward...

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Percy? Mmm... Hell yeah! How hot...? Quite hot...

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Jason got Thalia pregnant... Yeeeeeeeeah... They're brother/sister... so I don't think so somehow...

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Clarisse... Yes, actually. There was this one where she and Percy went out for a while, until she decided to try and swordfight against him... You can imagine how that worked out...

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

Chiron Leo? Mmm... You crazy!?

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Annabeth Nico, or Annabeth Clarisse... Heck no! Percabeth foreveeeeeer! :D

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Chiron discovered Percy Nico? Uhm... Chiron would probably crumble and tell Annabeth... and then Annabeth would confront Percy saying something along the lines of, "YOU ARE A DEAD MAN, PERSEUS JACKSON! MUM! BRING ON THE DEATH RAY!"

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic .

Leo Jason? Uh... I have noooo idea... Here we go!

Leo's life was fine. He was a normal teenage guy, with a normal teenage girlfriend. Until he meets Jason Grace, and everything falls apart.

Don't even ask... It's been in my old notebook for years...

9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Noooo! Annabeth Mr D?! You kidding me?! *Mysterious shiver*

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Thalia Piper...? What world is this questionnaire from... Oh yeah... my friends' profile ._.

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to kiss one?

Annabeth wants to kiss Thalia... Let me think... A WEIRD ONE. NO WAY IN THE UNDERWORLD WILL ANNABETH EVER KISS THALIA!

12. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?

I hate songfics... And if I did... I would definatlynot write one about Mr D... *Shudder*

13. If One and two were cooking together, what would they make?

If Thalia and Leo were cooking together... I have no clue. Jam tarts, maybe?

14. Four is in a happy relationship with Nine, until Nine runs off to marry Five. Four is in a brief, unhappy relationship with Eight until Eight cheats on Four with Two. Four finally takes the advice of One and settles into a happy relationship with Three.

Annabeth is in a happy relationship with Clarisse, until Clarisse runs off to marry Piper? Annabeth is in a brief unhappy relationship with Nico, until Nico cheats on Annabeth with Leo. Annabeth finally takes the advice of Thalia and settles into a happy relationship with Percy.

Ok... number 14 makes a tiny bit of sense towards the end... I could do a one/two-shot of that little love circle! Yeeees... opening Word as we speak... Or write if you're me... :o

Things I Have Learned From Rick Riordan:

1. Math teachers are evil.

2. Never upset a child of Athena.

3. Sets' secret name is Evil Day. (Use it with care)

4. The Set animal does not appreciate being called Leroy.

5. Never trust a Chihuahua.

6. Pink poodles called Gladiola are very kind.

7. The God of Toilet Paper can actually be really cool.

8. It isn't impossible to gamble with moonlight.

9. Believe it or not; HellHounds can be domesticated into house - well... arena pets...

10. Elvis was a magician. Seriously!

11. Never trust bald men who try to sell you water beds.

12.The Ferryman of the Dead wants a pay rise.

13. It is not safe to leave a possessed Hispanic alone on a warship only he can drive.

14. The five elements are Earth, Fire, Water, Air, and Cheese.

15. Underwater kisses are much better than normal ones.

16. Everyone wants to turn Percy into a dolphin.

17. Never underestimate your power.

18. Percy needs to learn how to not blow up mountains.

19. Calypso is always on Percy's mind. Always. Next to Annabeth.

*MORE COMING SOON. I STILL HAVE TO READ DoD!*

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

Natural Highs

1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
4. No lines at the supermarket.
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail.
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry).
12. A bubble bath.
13. Giggling.
14. A good conversation.
15. The beach
16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.
17. Laughing at yourself.
18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you
19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
20. Running through sprinklers.
21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.
23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS
25. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
26. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
27. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).
28. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.
29. Playing with a new puppy.
30. Having someone play with your hair.
31. Sweet dreams.
32. Hot chocolate.
33. Road trips with friends.
34. Swinging on swings.
35. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.
36. Making chocolate chip cookies.
37. Having your friends send you homemade cookies.
38. Holding hands with someone you care about.
39. Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.
40. Watching the _expression on someone's face as they open a much desired present from you.
41. Watching the sunrise.
42. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.
43. Knowing that somebody misses you.
44. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.
45. Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think.

FactsOfLife

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.

If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A SQUIRREL!

Really Dumb Store labels:

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of
Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside."
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought...??)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".

Seen it all. Done it all. Can't remember most of it.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day, and tommorrow doesn't look good either.

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.

PERCABETH FOREVER!!

IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

LONG LIVE THE GODS!!

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.

Robbers stab you in the stomach. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. Friends stab you in the back. Best friends don't carry knives.

IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, percyrocksmysoxs, -percabethLUVER-, percabethgirl13, DaughterOfLupaxmx

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

if you believe these or think they are true, copy them onto your profile:

there are 3 kinds of people in this world. those who can do math and those who can't.

dont worry about the people in your past, theres a reason they didnt make it to your future.

the rules only apply if you get caught.

some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but the still bring a smile to your face you push them down a flight of stairs.

"I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

"Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have the film."

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."

TO ALL MY FRIENDS:

1. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

2. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

3. When you are confused, I will use little words.

4. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

5. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid...

7.When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Things my friends say about me:

I have obsession problems

I never stop talking about PJO: the plot, my fav quotes, percabeth...i guess they were right about the obsession thing

I am CRAZY and RANDOM when I am on a sugar rush

I talk too much when it is late at night

Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end

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1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? New Zealand.

2 Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? not

3. What can you hear right now? Fireflies by Owl City, my laptop, my sister talking to herself, and my brother talking to my mum.

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you besides yourself. I just had a conversation with my sister about why pigs can't fly. Never attempting conversation with her again...

5. Turn on the T.V. What is on? News; JUSTIN BEIBER! RUNNING NOW. *DUCKS AND ROLLS BACK TO MY BEDROOM*

6. Type your name with your elbow. deaughtyerroflupoaxmnx (Not bad...)

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? My violin case.

8. If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be? Haven't read it yet. I'm planning to, though.

9. What happen the last time you was typing on this computer? I posted the latest Behind Closed Doors chapter.

10. Find the third letter from all of your answers. What do they spell? wtruwavvor

1. Name one of your scars. How did you get it?

Trying to play ice-hockey with my friends... it's about 10 centimetres long across my arm.

2. What is on the walls in your room?

Information posters, band posters, childhood photographs, awards, bookshelves with books falling off them...

3. Do you snore, grind you teeth or talk in your sleep?

heheh... I snore and talk... and sleep with my eyes open... :P

4. What type of music do you listen to?

Mostly pop... some classical as long as its violin... (I like the band Owl City, The jazz singer Paloma Faith, and a few other pop artists such as... Taylor Swift, Olly Murs... a few others like that.)

you know what time you were born?

4:28 in the morning.

6.What are you doing right now?

...typing...genius...

7. What do you miss?

Being a carefree little kid...

8. What is your most prized possession?

My violin. It is my violin. Along with my piano.

9. How tall are you?

About... 5.3"... I'm short, ok!

10. Do you get Claustrophobic?

Nope!

11. Are you afraid of the dark?

No.

12. Who was the last person who made you mad?

My sister... Stupid freaking crazy person...

13. What is your favorite sport?

I'm not really a sporty person... But if I had to... probably football. I'm quite good.

14. What kind of hair color/eye color do you like in guys?

I don't really care. As long as they're kind ;)

15. Who do people do compare you to?

I get told I'm a lot like Annabeth (From PJO) quite a lot. At least once a week...

16. Coffee or energy drink?

Mmm... Coffee.

17. What is your favorite pizza topping?

Pepperoni.

18. If you could have anything right now, what would it be?
A soundproof room, without my sister in it.

20. Have you ever eaten a goldfish?

No...

21. What was the most meaningful gift you've gotten? Why?

It has to be my Rose Quartz necklace. It is meaningful because it was given to me by my best friend before she left to another school.

you like anybody?

Yes...but no telly-telly...

23. Are you double jointed?

No.

24. Favorite clothing brand?
None really.

26. Do you have any pets?
Many of them.

27. What kind is it?

Two dogs, a cat, 3 pigs, and about 20 chickens.

28. Would you do anything for your bestfriend?

Anything.

29. What would you say is the best way to tell someone that they're ugly?
Hon... Cover up!

30. Say a number 1 to 100

17 *MY LUCKY NUMBER*

you go for looks or personality?

Personality, although looks are always a plus!

32. What is the one number you call the most?

Call? Mum... Text? Cami ;)

33. What annoys you the most?

People that think they understand me when they really have no idea...

34. Have you ever been out of the US?

No. I'm pure English. I have been to America for a week though!

35. Your weaknesses?

Extreme pride... Spiders... See! I told you I'm a bit like Annabeth Chase...

36. Have you met anyone famous?

Yes. Johnny Dept... (I didn't know it at the time... :P Don't judge!)

37. First job?

Hm... Well... I worked as a waitress in the local hotel for a few months...

38. Ever done a prank call?

YES!

41.What were you doing before you filled this out?

Eating a vegetarian fajita... Like a boss!

40. Have you ever had surgery?

Nope.

42. What do you get complimented the most about?

Long blonde hair, brown/gold eyes.

43. Have you ever had braces?

Nope.

44. What do you want for your birthday?

Mm... Chocolate. And a new phone.

45. How many kids do you want?

Two - if any.

46. Were you named after anyone?

Yes. I was named Rebekah after my Aunt Becky. And Rose... after one of my mums old friends.

47. Do you wish on stars?

I wish on Zoes's stars... (Only for PJO fans ;P )

49. What kind of shampoo do you use?

I use Loreal Elvive - Sparking Crystal. It makes my hair all swooshy and my hands all shiney...

50. Do you like your handwriting?

Meh... It's okay I guess.

51. What is your favorite lunch meat?

I'm a vegetarian... So SCREW YOU questionnaire...

52. Any bad habits?
...Yes. Biting my nails... and biting my lip... and wobbling my leg... and tapping my pencil... and tapping out piano tunes on my desk... and... and... The list goes on... *Sigh*

53. What CD are you most embarrassed to own?

ABBA... Don't even ask...

54. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself?

No. I'm a real downer.

56. Do looks matter?

I would say no, but unfortunately, society disagrees. I don't consider myself beautiful... but I wouldn't say I'm ugly.

57. How do you release anger?

I punch my older brother. I'm a Thalia, okay! :P

58. What was your favorite toy as a child?
Mm... I used to have a pink cat from Build A Bear Workshop... I had it with me where ever I went.

60. Where is your second home?

Uh... I have 2... My best friend, Tiree's house, or my summer camp.

61. How many numbers are in your cell phone?

Like, 27. I HAVE NO FRIENDS, OKAY!?! :'(

62.Were you a fan of barney as a child?

I once tried to walk into the tv so I could dance with him...you tell me...

63. Do you use sarcasm?

Pfft, who, me?

64. What's your favorite line from a movie

I have honestly no idea. Hm... How about all of the lines in DoD? (Again... PJO readers only xD)

65. What do you look for in a guy?

Funny, smart, adorable, not a douchebag...

66.What are your nicknames?

Here we go... Rosalie, Rosie, Romeister, Romatron, Rosario, Roswell (Yes, the alien sighting place...), Robo, Runny Roo, Rosilicious... The list goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on...

67.Who is your favorite singer/rapper/musician?

Uh... I don't really have favourites. I hate rap music. It isn't music. It's someone talking fast with someone spitting behind them. Musician... Can't. Classical is nearly all good for me! I'm quite into Green Day...

68.What is your favorite TV show?

NCIS... CSI... the Mentalist... You may think I'm insane when I say this... but I know how to murder someone and get away with it! I've watch that many crime dramas... muahahahahhahahahahahahhahahha

69. Describe your house. where do you live? City? Country? Suburbs?

Le Sigh*... I live in a tiny town in the north-west of Scotland. You may think, "But she said she was ENGLISH"... No. I am still as English as when I came to Scotland.

70.Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it?

"I didn't say anything about fair. Kampe's not going to be fair if we hang around. She's going to blame you for ripping off the bars. Now come on!" Percy Jackson and the Sea of Monsters, Rick Riordan.

71.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

My school hoodie.

72.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Surprise surprise! NCIS!

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

18:43 PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

18:50 PM

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

I already answered this one...* My brother talking to my mum, and my laptop. That isn't a computer! Hahahah! Nah... I can hear the washing machine.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

An hour ago. Walking in from the car.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My fajita.

9. What are you wearing?

Pajama shorts, and a turquoise gathered top.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes.

11. When did you last laugh?

Three seconds before school ended and I saw my best friends' boyfriend give my best friend a heart-shaped cookie with her name on it.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Again, already answered this. Band Posters, information posters, awards, and bookshelves overflowing with books.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Friends.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's a good way to be bored.

15. What is the last film you saw?

XMen: Days of Future Past - best move EVER!

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Mm... A few pairs of pretty boots, a couple of outfits, a new laptop, a car for my dad - because he always buys horrible cars, and I'd probably buy everyone in my family a Chocolate orange. It's kind of a tradition... When one of us gets £5... we buy everyone a chocolate orange. Hehehe... Don't ask how it started. It's a long story.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I absolutely hate ice-cream and most types of pizza. Oh, and meat. Blergh!

18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

There would be no such thing as violence, and everyone would support the gay community.

19. Do you like to dance?

Depends what kind.

20. George Bush:

is someone who I hate.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Lina Lily *.(The stars are my surname.)

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Leo Nico *.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Perhaps. Depends on what's happening in my life.

24. Which book from the PJO series was your favorite? Why?

Titans Curse. Percabeth in all of its obliviousness.

25. Which Olympian god/goddess is your favorite? Least favorite?

I answer these questions at the start of my profile! Top 5 Gods: 1. Poseidon 2. Hades 3. Hypnos 4. Hermes 5. Zeus Top 5 Goddesses: 1. Athena 2. Iris 3. Artemis 4. Nemesis 5. Hecate.

My least favourite are Aphrodite and Ares. Why? Ares is a douche and Aphrodite makes my head hurt.

26. Which demi-god is your favorite? Least favorite?

I answer these questions in one of my other many pointless PJO scrawlings. Top 5 demi-gods: 1. Percy 2. Annabeth 3. Thalia 4. Nico 5. Leo

My least favorite are Luke and Drew. Luke - He made Annabeth so sad so many times. And Drew - She's just a b*t*h... Excuse my french :P

List twelve random characters from the Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus books - In no particular order

1. Annabeth Chase

2. Thalia 'Grace'

3. Leo Valdez

4. Nico Di Angelo

5. Percy Jackson

6. Chiron

7. Clarisse La Rue

8. Zoe Nightshade

9. Athena

10.Poseidon

11. Aphrodite

12. Silena Beauregard

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No... and I don't think I ever want to... *Shiver* (Chiron Aphrodite)

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Um... From what Rick describes him as, I'd think he's hot in an Emo/Goth kind of way. (Nico)

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I would LMAO! (Silena Zoe)

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

No, actually... might have to look that up later... (Athena)

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Thalia Aphrodite! *Puke* No. No way in the Underworld.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Hm... Lets see. Percy and Athena, or Percy and Poseidon... Is NEITHER a choice? :3

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Clarisse walks in on Thalia and Silena making out...? Clarisse would probably punch Silena, and say sorry to Thalia. (For Thals losing her place in the Hunters).

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Leo and Poseidon... Fire and Water must meet somewhere. The only question; When they meet, with there be hot steam, or a dead fire? DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN! :P I suck at these. Real summaries I'm quite good at - not these xD

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Annabeth and Zoe? NO! THANK GODS!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort

Clarisse and Silena hurt/comfort... mm... The Big Bang...? The Big Break? The Big... Bunk! Thats it. The Big Bunk.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

What the heck is 'het'?!

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Aphrodite? Nope.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Thalia/Nico/Percy. No, thanks the gods.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I don't do songfics. They are pointless.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

MAJOR DRAMA

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Percy fanfic?! hahahha! About an hour ago! When I was last reading.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (2) and finds true love with (5).

Right... so, Annabeth and Clarisse are in a happy relationship *Uh oh...* until Athena runs off with Clarisse *Eww...*. Annabeth, brokenhearted,has a hot one-night stand with Aphrodite *Puke* and a brief unhappy affair with Chiron... *Uh.. just no* then follows the wise advice of Thalia and finds true love with Percy. *Awwwww... Well, that ended surprisingly well...*

What title would you give this fic?

How did this happen?

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated arguement?

Finally something fun to watch! xD

19. What would you think if you found (60 was a really good friends of a sibling or relative of yours?

AWESOME! Free pony rides! =DDD

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Zoe, Aphrodite and a rubber duck in a closet... AHHHHHHHHH!

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Really bad - I mean, who wants Thalia to dis them?! But then I'd probably slap her. Hard.

22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

Leo and Athena... Run screaming and tell Annabeth and Reyna.

23. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?

Probably... "Saw it coming", or something along those lines... I mean... Silena? :P

24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom andyou find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Scream. Run. Scream some more. Throw some PJO books at him. Probably scream a little more. Finally end up on the floor, discussing Percy and Annabeths relationship with him. (Poseidon)

25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

Annabeth can't be emo!! It's, like, against the law or something. And she can't be suicidal, either. I'd probably shout in her face about Percy. That's scare her.

26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a perfect daisy right now?

Freaked out. I mean... It's Nico. The daisy would be alive, meaning... but it's Nico... the Daisy couldn't be alive... but it says 'perfect daisy' so it must be alive... but its Nico... *MY BRAIN HURTS! STUPID PJO CRAP*

27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

AIM FOR THE EYES! He's a frickin' centaur! I don't want my brush going places it really wouldn't want to... *Disgusted shiver*

28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Clarisse, Athena, and Nico are singing an annoying song *coughhannahmontannacough* at 3 in the... SHUT THE HADES UP!

29. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Party! Party!

30. All of the characters you chose are coming over to your place to sleep over for about a month. List 2 things you would do with each character. If you don't want to, you don't have to answer this question, as you would have 24 responses

Annabeth: Chat about architecture. Discuss how much we're alike.

Thalia: Talk about how kick-ass she is. Annoy her with imitations of Aphrodite.

Leo: Play with fire (heheh). Watch him build me an automaton servant.

Nico: Shadow travel around the room. Talk about how cute Percy is.

Percy: Play with Mrs O' Leary. Try and guess who Sally sold her 'Gabe' statue to.

Chiron: Ask for a quest. Have a pony ride around my house.

Clarisse: Discuss what happened when she carried the Golden Fleece over camp boarders.

Zoe: Watch her own constellation. (I can't think of another).

Athena: Lock her in a cupboard. Party without her.

Poseidon: Make him give us dolphin rides at the beach by my house. Talk about Hippocampi.

Aphrodite: Lock her in a different cupboard to Athena and carry on partying without her.

Silena: Tell her to go outside;lock her out. Drag her in the window and party.

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