appears in shower of flames* Greetings, random person that clicked on me!!! I'm PhoenixofBeautyandPower, also known as Phoenix, Nix, mystical birdie (only Kyo can call me this, don't think about it), Miss Axis Powers (Long story, don't think about it), Nixie (CALL ME THIS AND YOU DIE) and a couple other embarrassing ones.

-FORMERLY Lokisawesome (Loki is still awesome though)

Theme music is...*drumroll* Gasoline by Halsey.

I have a list of awesome forums that I am in, check them out!

- Young Justice: The Last of Us
- Crossroads

Opening Credits: Rather Be (ft. Jess Glynne) - Clean Bandit - Not bad, not bad

Waking Up: Gold - Imagine Dragons - I wholeheartedly agree with this one

First Day At School: Cool Kids - Echosmith - Painfully true.

Falling In Love: Don't Met Me Be Lonely - The Band Perry - Adorable, but this song makes me cry!

Fight Song: One Way Or Another - Blondie - One way or anotha I'm gonna find ya...

Breaking Up: Death Valley - Fall Out Boy - ...sure I guess.

Prom Night: Hurricane - Panic! At The Disco - I guess it works. Prefer Light It Up but whatever.

Life: Dance, Dance - Fall Out Boy - YASSSSSS

Breakdown: Because of You - Kelly Clarkson - It would make sense...

The Religious Song That Someone Always Hums: I Know What You Did Last Summer - Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes - I don't even know.

Driving: Runnin' - Adam Lambert - Honestly have no idea.

Flashback: The Monster (ft. Rihanna) - Eminem - This would work.

Getting Back Together: Here's to Never Growing Up - Avril Lavigne - It works. Kinda.

Wedding: Angel With A Shotgun - the Cab - I love this song so much. I approve.

Birth of Child: Love Runs Out - OneRepublic - ...title is misleading

Final Battle: Thnks fr th Mmrs - Fall Out Boy - This really works, surprisingly.

Funeral Song: I'm So Sorry - Imagine Dragons - But I wouldn't be sorry. I'd be dead.

Final Credits: Something Big - Shawn Mendes - YAY!!!!!

And my crazy online friends and family are as follows:

Who I am:

I am a fangirl (And proud of it)
I am a Christian and absolutely agree with Steve that I am sure that our Savior and Lord does NOT dress like Thor (Thank goodness)
I am homeschooled and yes, I have friends
I am a Rider
I am a Dauntless
I am an Avenger
I am a dragon
I am an illusion caster
I am a magician
I am in Loki's Army
I is a DEMIGOD!!!!
I am a mutant
I am good friends with a demon named Michaelis (no, not in a contract)
I am from in District 5
I am a Sith (HA)

A bit more about me:
I'm in my teens. That's all you're getting. (narrows eyes)
I'm female
I'm hella gorgeous (Brain: No you're not. Me: I can dream!)
I shoot shotgun
I shoot pistol
I shoot rifle
I shoot archery (And I'm terrible at it, I'm not Hawkeye!)
I love Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, Maroon 5, P!nk, Christina Perri, Imagine Dragons, OneRepublic, and a ton of others.
AND I BLOODY DRIVE

1 - Yo gangsta name (first three letters of your name and 'izzle')

Bryizzle

2 - Your detective name (favourite colour and favourite animal)

Red Fox

3 - Your soap opera name (your middle name and the street you live on)

Kay Jerome Prairie

4 - Your Star Wars name (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first)

Mosbr

5 - Your superhero name (your second favourite colour, and favourite drink)

Black Tea

6 - You witness protection name (your parents' middle names)

Kay Dain

7 - Your Goth name (bloody and your pet's name)

Bloody Trigger

My Fangirl Problems

1. Every time you hear the word "shrapnel" you think of Tony Stark.

2. Wishing they weren't married cause you want them.

3. Not wanting his son. Wanting him.

4. Wishing other fan fiction writers would just stop, because they can't do justice to your character.

5. Wishing fan fiction writers would stop favoring the other character more than your favorite.

6. Wishing the actor wasn't so stupid because the character is awesome.

7. Falling in love with fictional characters.

8. People who say you can't fall in love with fictional characters were obviously never fangirls.

9. When your friend really doesn't like the person you fangirl over.

10. When your friend makes fun of you for liking the person and you want to smack them in the face.

11. Feeling like Tony Stark when you say something snarky.

12. Quoting your favorite movie and no one knows you even said anything special.

13. Wishing some days you could be in more than one place like Loki.

14. Cracking Percy Jackson jokes in public and no one knows what you're talking about.

15. Hating the actor and loving the character.

16. Wishing the person was more popular so there would be more merchandise, but at the same time not wanting more fans.

17. Going on google picture hunts.

18. When you find an amazing picture of them and you cant stop smiling.

19. Trying to hide the fact that you love them and failing. Miserably.

20. Getting their merchandise even if its for little kids.

21. Watching other movies with them in it and not being able to forget their other amazing character.

22. Not calling them by their real names, but by their characters names.

If you like this, post it on your profile.

(Copied from Book Soldier's profile)

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If someone asks you about Lord of the Rings and you can talk for hours about it, paste this on your profile.

If someone mentions Harry Potter and you rant about how the last two movies were nothing like the book, paste this on your profile.

If someone mentions the Inheritance cycle and you can point out how many things were similar to Lord of the Rings, paste this on your profile.

If someone mentions that they love the PJO movie and you immediately can tell that they have never EVER read the books, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you love the music you listen to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and yell at some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a movie and yell at some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a TV show and yell at some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a Video Game and yell at some of the characters for being so incerdibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a Video Game after getting frustrated at something that went wrong, either by something that you did or something that the character did on it's own, put this on your profile.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like OC's,copy and paste this to your profile

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendancy to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it,copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you are/were homeshcooled, and are proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile

You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. 97% of people would yell "STOP!" 2% of them would cheer, 1% of them would take the baseball bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the Vet. Post this on you profile if you are that 1%.

98% of Girls would cry if Justin Bieber disappeared off the face of the Earth. Post this on your page if you are one of the 2% that would run around the house screaming: "Yay! I'll never have to hear his irritating voice ever again!"

98% of girls would go into hysterics if JB went missing, 1% would around the house screaming "Yay! I'll never have to hear his annoying voice again!", and the other 1% would do the above, and then go into the basement grinning evilly, and poke their new prisoner with a stick. POST IF YOU ARE THE TWO PERCENT THAT HATES JB!!!!!!!!!!

Less than 1 percent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile

97% of girls in the world would be crying if Justin Bieber was about to jump off a building. Repost if you are the 3% would would be sitting with popcorn yelling, " Do a backflip!"

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two million people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

I have 16 chickens (2013 is a chickens worst year, we came down from 23), their names are Beaker, Onyx, Jumper, Rex (Who is a girl), Tulip, Rosie, Flower, Butterfly, Ranger, Cookie, and I can't remember the rest of their names. I also have a dog named Rufus, a cat named Trigger, two goldfish in a tub outside, and 5 grape arbors. And this is definitely out of date.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who are'nt, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, MajorDxSFanatic,teh queen of randomness,Xannijn, powderedsugar, Black Wolf-Dog,Greendayluvr93,AnimelovinKiDD, Kavyle, NinetailsGirl09, Riku's Music Lover, Lunarphase, Book Soldier, Lokisawesome

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb a*s?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DA*N!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a*s that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this sh*t!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN:

buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

know which pages the good parts are on.

suddenly hate thunderstorms.

start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

start figuring out who your godly parent is.

never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.

ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

15.Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

18.The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

19.On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

dream about PJO every night.

curse a god/goddess a lot.

have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

know PJO better then most sane people

have links to every great PJO site

add things to the list every day

know what you would do if you were Percy

argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (NO! Nico don't turn evil!!)

least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work

31.For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood

32.Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'

are trying to learn Greek

keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

35.Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes

have an instant crush on Nico!

just have to research more about greek mythology

call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.

want to learn Latin

copy/paste this onto your profile

43.About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to

make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

46.Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

47.A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed

have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them

have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess

’re nodding and smiling when you read this

were so busy reading that you missed number 41

are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things

are so obessed with PJO and the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabeth!!!

55. You try to convince your friends to read PJO

(Copied from Crystal DiAngelo's profile)

I am a Percy Jackson freak because:

I say,' Oh my gods' instead of 'Oh my god.'

I scream,' Don't take out your temper on the world, Zeus!' when it starts raining.

Some of the cuss words they use are starting to grow on me. Uh oh.

That's for now, but I am sure that there will be many more.

Interview me on Percy Jackson, it will go like this:

Who is your favorite character?

Zoe Nightshade. I also love the Demeter kids

What is your favorite moment?

When Percy singlehandedly beats Hades's army

When did you cry the most?

When Zoe Nightshade died

What is your favorite place in the book?

The Garden of the Hesperides. I don't really care for the Hesperides themselves though...

What's your favorite place at Camp Half Blood?

The woods. I would love to just randomly go in there and kill a bunch of monsters!!!

Join the Dark Side! We have LOKI! Oh, and cookies I suppose...also, don't mind shooting me a PM! I love to talk to people about stuff and am great to rant to (just ask my friends). Talk to me anytime!!!

98% OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2% WHO WILL.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

A guy and a girl were speeding over 100 km on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his brakes were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

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You know you're obsessed with the Avengers when:

1. You play darts and all you can think is "Man, Clint would nail this game!"

2. You play Trivial Pursuit and you want Bruce on your team. Then you remember he's fictional.

3. Someone's being cocky and know-it-all-ish and you think "Oh my god it's a Tony clone."

4. You watch Brave and immediately think Merida looks like Clint and Natasha's kid.

5. You will never be able to watch Lord Of The Rings again without thinking of Hawkeye. "Better clench up, Legolas."

6. You wish your science teacher was Bruce. (He would be SO much better then my eighth-grade one)

7. You get WAY too excited whenever someone describes someone else as low-key.

8. Someone says there's a black widow in your backyard and you say: "It's all right, I won't let her interrogate me."

9. You're suddenly way more patriotic, in honor of Steve.

10. The 4th of July is now the date of TWO holidays; Independence Day and Steve's birthday.

11. You finish a drink and you have an urge to throw your cup on the floor and yell "ANOTHER!"

12. The Northern Lights suddenly get you WAY too excited.

13. You want a Starkphone for Christmas, complete with JARVIS. (I've always wanted a JARVIS. Who doesn't ;D)

14. You wear green and gold everywhere and laugh scornfully when people ask why. "Puny mortals, how dare you question my motives? I am a Minion of Loki!!"

15. Instead of saying, "That guy smacked you around like a ragdoll," you say "Wow, that guy really gave you the Loki treatment."

16. You really want archery lessons. And explosive arrows. And an excuse to use them.

17. You want to be a SHIELD agent.

18. You are convinced that the reason the Avengers aren't real is that you're in an alternate, more boring dimension.

19. You think the air vents are a viable mode of transportation.

20. You think the Hulk is awesome and Bruce needs a hug.

21. You're nodding and smiling as you read these.

22. You're going to put this on your own profile because of how (unfortunately) true this is.

23. You begin debating the similarities between Odin and Nick Fury. (both have eyepatches, both are really bad at dealing with Loki...need I go on?)

24. You begin quoting it all the time, and the quotes actually fit your situation (It's almost sad how often this happens to me...)

25. You smile slightly every time you step on an ant.

26. You and your friends have assigned yourselves Avengers characters and regularly get together to play out the movie. (I'm Loki! BOW BEFORE ME PUNY MORTALS I AM BURDENED WITH GLORIOUS PORPOISES!)

27. You want an Iron Man suit for your birthday.

28. You have a sudden interest in World War II.

29. Every time you see a jet streak across the sky, you at first think 'Iron Man!!!!' before groaning in disappointment.

30. Whenever you can't find something important, you curse Loki.

31. Whenever lightning cuts your power, you curse Thor, then apologize because you don't want Jane to run you over.

32. You have your own toy Captain America shield, Iron Man mask, Thor hammer, and Hulk fists. (Ummmmmmm...heh-heh.)

33. Your birthday party was Avengers themed.

34. You actually know what S.H.E.I.L.D stands for. (Oh yeah!)

35. You know that J.A.R.V.I.S is an acronym for Just A Rather Very Intelligent System. (Cause duh, who doesn't)

If books are your life and you couldn't possibly live without them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer! (BOOYAH)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you're a Christian and you walk the path the Lord has laid out for you, copy and paste this in your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

There are many things worth dying for, but only a few worth living for. If you have something worth living for, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even when you can't see Him God is there. If you believe in God put this in your profile.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer then planned, and had to walk home alone. She hasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley way just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man have been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her. She asked if they can ask the man one question. Diane was curious about why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people who read this won't repost it?

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Copy and paste this on your profile you're TOTALLY in love with Warriors!

NORMAL PEOPLE: See a stick with marks on it and ignore it

WARRIORS FANS: See a stick with marks on it and know it is Jayfeather's

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OH MY GOSH (OMG)

WARRIORS FANS: say OH MY STARCLAN (OMSC)

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!

WARRIORS FANS: say shut up or Tigerstar will get you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: say Dang it!

WARRIORS FANS: say Fox Dung!

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

WARRIORS FANS: when being chased yell SPOTTEDLEAF SHOW ME THE WAY!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think black cats are bad luck

WARRIORS FANS: Think black cats are from ShadowClan

NORMAL PEOPLE: Ignore this

WARRIORS FANS: Copy this on their page just like I did

What's Your Villain Name? (Take the first half of your favorite character's name and the last half of your least favorite character)- Fireleaf

Your Kittypet Name? (First thing to your left)- Uhm...Book.

What's Your Half-Clan Name? (Take something to do with one clan and add something to do with the other clan)- Wavemoor (Riverclan and Windclan)

Rogue Name? (First Random object you think of)- Rooftop

What would be your warrior name? Songwing

What would be your kits' name? Greenkit, Larkkit, and Starkit

What clan would you be in? Windclan

Write down five random cat from the series, one from each clan.

1. Sandstorm from Thunderclan

2. Brokenstar from Shadowclan

3. Onestar from Windclan

4. Silverstream from Riverclan

5. Cherrypaw from Skyclan

What would you think about a name with 1's beginning and 4's ending?

Sandsteam...I'd think of the desert.

Would you consider naming a cat in your story 2's first name and 3's last name?

Brokenstar? He's already a character. Who was evil. And died. So yeah...probably not

Would you make fun of a cat named (5's first name & 2's last name)?

Cherrystar? Ahahahahaha no. They'd be a leader of a clan, that wouldn't be wise.

What genre would a story be with a cat named (1's first name & 5's last name) as the main character?

Sandpaw? Probably Action and humor

What would you name a story with (2's last name & 1's last name) and (3's first name & 5's first name)?

Starsand and Onecherry? Uhm...probably 'Tales of the Unknown' or something

Write a prophecy meaning (1's last name and 3's first name) will save the clan from dogs?

Stormstar? The storm will reveal the star and the pack will shy from the light (?)

What would (4's last name and 2's last name) look like?

Streamstar? They'd be black with silver streaks in their fur and piercing blue eyes.

What can you tell about (3's first name and 1's first name) just from their name?

Onestorm? They'd probably like to fight a lot.

Do you think anyone uses the name (4's first name and 2's last name)?

Silverstar? Probably. Heck, I'd use it.

7 reasons not to mess with kids

Reason 1 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, ” What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.

Reason 2 A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.” Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”

Reason 3 A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year old. After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.”

Reason 4 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.” The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”

Reason 5 The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’ A small voice at the back of the room rang out,”And there’s the teacher, she’s dead. ”

Reason 6 A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face..” “Yes,” the class said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.”

Reason 7 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want - God is watching the apples.

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

The white man said, "Colored people aren't allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was Black, when I grew up I was Black, when I'm sick I'm Black,when I go in the sun I'm Black, when I'm cold I'm Black and when I die I will be Black. But you sir, when you're born you're Pink, when you grew up you where White, when you're sick you're Green, when you're in the sun you're Red, when you're cold you're Blue, and when you die you will be Purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man turned around and sat down, and the white man walked away...

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't.

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

I am worth $4,150. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ can I cash that in????

Hair Color:

[X] Brown - $100

[ ] Blondie - $50

[ ] Black - $15

[ ] Bald - $5

[ ] Other-$75

Eye Color:

[X] Brown - $20

[ ] Green - $75

[ ] Blue $150

[ ] Hazel $100

[ ] Other - $15

Height:

[ ] Over 7' - $200

[ ] 6'8? to 7' -$175

[ ] 6'0? to 6'7? - $150

[ ] 5'5? to 5'11? - $75

[X] 5'4? to 5'10? - $85

[ ] Under 5'4 - $27

Age:

[ ] 50 to 56 -$175

[ ] 46 to 50 - $150

[ ] 41 to 45 - $125

[ ] 31 to 40 -$100

[ ] 26 to 30 - $75

[ ] 21 to 25 - $50

[ ] 19 to 20 -$25

[X] 0 to 18 - $100

Birth Order:

[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750

[X] First Born - $320

[ ] Only Child - $250

[ ] Second born - $150

[ ] Middle child - $100

[ ] Last Born - $100

[ ] third born - $550

[ ] fourth born - $300

[ ] fifth born - $400

[ ] sixth born -$215

Drink?

[ ] I did like twice - $400

[ ] Only Holidays - $250

[ ] Sometimes - $215

[ ] YES - $200

[ ] only weekends - $300

[ ] Every other day - $50

[ ] Once a day - $15

[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$

[X] No - $600

Vision?

[X] perfect vision $400

[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $200

[ ] No correction $100

[ ] Glasses $50

[ ] contacts $25

[ ] Surgical correction -$100

Shoe Size:

[ ] 13 - $300

[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250

[ ] 11 to 12 - $400

[X] 7 to 10 - $500

[ ] Under 7- $450

Favorite Colors:

[ ] Green-$750

[X] Red - $600

[X] Black - $100

[ ] Yellow -$475

[ ] Brown - $300

[X] Purple - $225

[ ] White - $400

[X] Aqua - $350

[ ] Orange - $300

[ ] Blue - $300

[ ] Pink - $100

[ ] Other - $500

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?

[ ] Yes $0

[ ] Nope - $1000

[X] some- $750

Put the title as "I am worth $_"