A/N: Hiya, Chuck(s)! :D Welcome to one of the most ridiculous things I've ever done in my life… :P You got it, the AVENGERS ARE TEXTING! Yeah, this is my first Avengers fanfic (I'm writing one for Thor now), and it's really the first humour fanfic I've done. So wish me luck… And yes, this did at first come out a silly desire to write a viral fanfic with thousands of follows and reviews and stuff, but honestly, it's turning into a desire to write something that's complete crack, funny (I hope), and also something to focus on so I can get past my writer's block for the Thor fanfic ("Fallen God"). :3 But anyways, ENJOY! :D
-Arwen ;)
Chapter 1: In Which Thor Discovers the Smartphone
Tony Stark
Thor | 2:26 pm
ManOff IROn! I requisite your assistancE
JARVIS | 2:27 pm
I apologise, Mr. Thor; Mr. Stark is currently in a meeting and cannot respond to your text message at this time. However, I will forward your message to him and he will respond at his leisure.
Thor | 2:31 pm
SoN of Steak, I fera I havfe been given te incorrect combination of digits by which I may correct with you. It seems that I have instead contacted your disemboidied voice by which I am guided through your illustriouss tower. However;,. If you perchance receive this missive, I would seek your instruction regarding the operation of this '*mobile telephone"".! On Asgard, we do not have these intelligent phones; but I have found an interest in disckoveringhow such a device appears to have a miEnd of its own, for it corrects my statements without President and replaces my words with meaningless phrases.: And I fear I cannot comprehended the scarlet line which appears beneath my words, should they be incorre2ectly spelled.
JARVIS | 2:32 pm
I apologise, Mr. Thor; Mr. Stark is currently in a meeting and cannot respond to your text message at this time. However, I will forward your message to him and he will respond at his leisure.
Thor | 2:32 pm
I appear to agai21ne have used a faulty combination. I shall attempt to use a different grouping of these digitals.
Tony Stark | 2:56 pm
What the…? Since when did you have a phone?! And—oh, shoot. SERIOUSLY?! You're trying different numbers?
Tony Stark | 2:58 pm
This could be fun…
A/N: Haha, utter crack. Sheesh. So yeah, that's chapter one! Hope you liked it; I'll try to update it soon. This is sort of on the fly and has no plot or real rhyme or reason for existing… But hopefully you all will like this fanfic! :D As for the formatting, the bolded, italicised words are the ones that were autocorrected by Thor's phone, and the underlined words are the ones that are spelled wrong (which is pretty clear; and no, I don't spell that badly in real life). If at any point you're not sure what I meant when the phone autocorrects something, just let me know and I'll tell you. Also, I'm not using any specific phone OS; I'm kind of just making it up as I go along. :D
Please feel free to drop me ideas for conversations the Avengers could have with each other! :D
-Arwen ;)