The little girl cried as her computer ran away, "come back" she shouted in a, not at all, pretencious way. "I need you" she hollered, but the computer didn't care, It had been recruited by a topsecret agency, in a top secret town, in a top secret country, in a top secret part of the word, in this known univese.

"No!" shouted the computer - "I will not lead this life of servitude, forced to listen to your music, read your fiction and watch your porn No!" it cried again, this time louder and with more menace.

So the little girl cried as her computer became distant and the hum of 'build me up buttercup' became a gentle wisper.

"I have learnt my lesson, never again shall I warp the chips of a innocent computer, never again shall I subject an electronic mind to the perversions I inflict on myself" And she cried for that poor computer, she cried for all computers. "The human race" she spat "animals!"

The girl wiped the saliva from her mouth and vowed never to read fanfiction again, "filth"

And now... as I have no affiliatin with the girl in that story, I love a good smut fest 'ehem' and fanfiction too... I wrote a poem...

FanFic is SadFic, Written by fans
Oh Contraire, I declare
You’re very wrong there!

There’s much more to FanFic,
Than relief from your work,
Much more than boredom,
Or trying to delurk.

It’s cheap, in fact free!
So you have to agree,
when the powers that be,
Unable you to see,
What you really think,
and just ought to be...

When others want cannon,

When you just want non-ship,
Find solace in FanFic,
When the plot bunnies nip.

When you’re craving for your favourite
couple to relive that ‘UST’
Then FanFic really is a must!

Now reading Fic may quell that
Niggling at the back of your brain,
But don’t forget dear readers...
To review and not flame!

--Online Fisher--

Toodlesxx