Ok, So I know this is just a bundle of barley coherent babble. I revisited my FF page, read reviews and decided to slide and see where this fic took me on this oh so warm day. Oh I wish I had a little lime and coconut to mix up.
Enjoy, laugh, cry, sigh exasperatingly, as you please.
Until the future.
Never say never.
Also sorry about the cramped up story, for some reason FF will not let me space this out properly, not sure why, I wrote this a while back and got too frustrated with FF to post, but thanks to a review I thought Bah! post it anyway!
~OnlineFisher~
13.42 A J Rimmer
Lister?
13.44 A J Rimmer
Lister?
13.45 A J Rimmer
Lister!
13.46 D Lister
Who is this?
13.46 A J Rimmer
Lister!
13.47 D Lister
That's funny, that's my last name.
13.47 A J Rimmer
Whats happening?
13.48 D Lister
Seems you've forgotten who you are spock.
13.48 A J Rimmer
You were getting Kryten
13.48 D Lister
He told me to tell you to follow the yellow brick road home Dorothy
13.49 A J Rimmer
Very amusing. I've been wandering around now for hours and I'm still lost. I thought you were going to find Kryten
13.50 D Lister
I found him. Then I lost him. He seemed to know where he was going. Though I'm not sure the rabbit he followed was entirley trustworthy.
13.50 A J Rimmer
Are you drunk!?
13.51 D Lister
Chill out man, the search party is on the case.
13.51 A J Rimmer
You're an imbecile
13.52 D Lister
Thats no way to speak to yor knight in smeggy overalls
13.52 A J Rimmer
My last remark still stands
13.52 D Lister
Lighten up will ya, we're locating your light bee.
13.52 A J Rimmer
How am I supposed to know.
13.53 D Lister
Relax, takes time. Had to finish my brekkie first.
13.53 A J Rimmer
Lazy, smeggy, pot bellied, baboon.
13.53 D Lister
Stop stressin, this aint easy ya no.
13.53 A J Rimmer
If you tell me to chill out, relax or other such usless platitudes I will
13.53 D Lister
?
13.54 A J Rimmer
Do something horrible to you
13.54 D Lister
Very clever. And all the effort I put in to helping your sorry behind
13.54 A J Rimmer
Still thinking about my rear ey Listy?
13.54 D Lister
O Anybody would think your gaggin for it rimsey
13.55 A J Rimmer
Don't be ridiculous.
13.55 D Lister
I don't know, all this flirting, its enough to make a guy wonder.
13.56 A J Rimmer
I will hurt you Lister.
13.56
Kinky
13.56 A J Rimmer
!
13.58 D Lister
Chill out man.
13.58 A J Rimmer
I swear lister... I'm going to chuck you in liquid nitrogen
13.58 D Lister
Brrrr
14.09 D Lister
Hey, Warm up man!
14.10 D Lister
Fine maybe I wont tell you where you are.
14.10 A J Rimmer
Where?
14.10 D Lister
I sense frostyness
14.11 A J Rimmer
You are exasperating.
14.11 D Lister
What's a platatude?
14.11 A J Rimmer
Platitude
14.11 D Lister
?
14.11 A J Rimmer
Find me and I will tell you.
14.12 D Lister
This is boring.
14.13 D Lister
You are on F deck. Third corridor if you carry on second left and go up gantry follow on and turn right follow on and turn right there is an elevator. You've been walking in circles you goit.
16.33 A J Rimmer
Oh Listy you are the most wonderful, brillant perfect man in the universe. I must worship your feet and kiss your shoes.
16.33 D Lister
Oh I know.
16.34 A J Rimmer
Your genuis is magnificent
16.34 D Lister
I knew you were gay rimmer
16.35 A J Rimmer
I can hide it no longer, I love you listy.
10.17 A J Rimmer
Playing out one of your fantasys Listy?
10.20 D Lister
Huh?
10.20 A J Rimmer
I give you back this stupid machince for one evening and you can't help but play with me.
10.21 D Lister
Stupid machine? Your the one who demanded it back this morning. I bleive the words were get off my pda you lazy smeg.
10.22 A J Rimmer
Well seeing what you get up to when i'm not arround.
10.22 D Lister
I was BOOOOORRREEEEDDd and you can not take a joke!
10.23 A J Rimmer
That seems to be your excuse for everything
10.23 D Lister
What's that suppose to mean?!
10.23 A J Rimmer
You'd shag anything just to relieve the boredom would you
10.23 D Lister
Back to shagging again? I think you need to book some time with ingrid.
10.23 A J Rimmer
I'm on to you Lister.
10.24 D Lister
What THAT supposed to mean?!
10.25 D Lister
Rimmer?