Date: 13-06-03 15.40.12
From: Jack O'Neill [email protected]
Subject: How's it going?
To: Samantha Carter [email protected]
Tsk! It is now nearly 14.00 and I am yet to receive your list. What happened to you getting things done on time?
How's Daniel? Bruised I hope...
I'm feeling a little bored (my house is completely stocked up with food so I haven't got anything to do and there is nothing on T.V) Usually at this time I'd be checking up on you :D or we'd be looking at those lovely trees by now.
If you get chance, come online... I don't care what Daniel says, come online. I'll stay on while I watch TV so I'll catch you eventually!
Jack
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Chat Log Date: 13-06-03 16.21.19
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Time wasting: [email protected]
Time wasting:
HelloSimpson's Marathon!:
Hey T! Long time no seeTime wasting:
IndeedSimpson's Marathon!:
What are you doing?Time wasting:
Writing to youSimpson's Marathon!:
writing?Time wasting:
YesSimpson's Marathon!:
Oh! Never mind, I get yaTime wasting:
I have heard you will be returning tomorrowSimpson's Marathon!:
Yes that's correctTime wasting:
I have also heard you are boredSimpson's Marathon!:
Did Sam get her email?Time wasting:
Not that I am awareSimpson's Marathon!:
Oh.... So where are you?Time wasting:
I am in Dr. Jackson's officeSimpson's Marathon!:
Oh right, why?Time wasting:
Because he is looking for meSimpson's Marathon!:
Oh?Time wasting:
I wish to avoid himSimpson's Marathon!:
T, I wouldn't think the best place for you to hide from Daniel is his office!Time wasting:
If you were searching for me would you check in your office?Simpson's Marathon!:
No.... But I will now.Time wasting:
Then it is good I do not hide from you oftenSimpson's Marathon!:
You hide?Time wasting:
When necessary.Simpson's Marathon!:
lol, ok.Time wasting:
I am going now O'NeillSimpson's Marathon!:
ok, good luck with the hiding TTime wasting
Thank you.Simpson's Marathon!:
ByeTime wasting:
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Chat Log Date: 13-06-03 17.50.43
Können Sie dies lesen?: [email protected]
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Können Sie dies lesen?:
Jack?Simpson's Marathon!:
Daniel?Können Sie dies lesen?:
Yes?Simpson's Marathon!:
I could just go for one of them right now.Können Sie dies lesen?:
Err... what?Simpson's Marathon!:
A Jack DanielKönnen Sie dies lesen?:
Oh hahaSimpson's Marathon!:
Come on Daniel liven up a bit.Können Sie dies lesen?:
Sorry I'm very tiredSimpson's Marathon!:
Shouldn't you get some rest then? I want you 100% for tomorrowKönnen Sie dies lesen?:
Why? we will only be on Base.Simpson's Marathon!:
Yes but I still don't want a moody DanielKönnen Sie dies lesen?:
Fine, I have to finish some work but I'll get an early night.Simpson's Marathon!:
Good, make sure you doKönnen Sie dies lesen?:
ByeSimpson's Marathon!:
Wait? Why are you going?Können Sie dies lesen?:
I have work to doSimpson's Marathon!:
Then why did you come online?Können Sie dies lesen?:
I was checking to see if I had any mailSimpson's Marathon!:
ok, I'll let you go.Können Sie dies lesen?:
Oh, thank you so much.Simpson's Marathon!:
Daniel?Können Sie dies lesen?:
Yes?Simpson's Marathon!:
PLEASE! get some sleep, I feel great sympathy for those in close contact with youKönnen Sie dies lesen?:
Bye JackSimpson's Marathon!:
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Chat Log Date: 13-06-03 17.11.32
Shoot the Archaeologist: [email protected]
Simpson's Marathon!: [email protected]
Shoot the Archaeologist:
Sir?Simpson's Marathon!:
Hey!Shoot the Archaeologist:
Hi, I've just been looking at your email.Simpson's Marathon!:
Oh really? have anything for me?Shoot the Archaeologist:
I have been very busySimpson's Marathon!:
TskShoot the Archaeologist:
You never said there was a time limitSimpson's Marathon!:
Damn! you're rightShoot the Archaeologist:
:PSimpson's Marathon!:
How about you come up with some now?Shoot the Archaeologist:
Now?Simpson's Marathon!:
Yes, now.Shoot the Archaeologist:
Um I don't knowSimpson's Marathon!:
It's not that hard, 10 things you like about the base?Shoot the Archaeologist:
I still can't see why you would want to know that.Simpson's Marathon!:
You're avoiding now.Shoot the Archaeologist:
If it's so easy you go first!Simpson's Marathon!:
Ok Hmmmn....Shoot the Archaeologist:
I'm waiting...Simpson's Marathon!:
Oi!... 1. My officeShoot the Archaeologist:
lol ok, can my number one be my lab?Simpson's Marathon!:
If you like... 2. the cake!Shoot the Archaeologist:
:D 2. the Jell-O!Simpson's Marathon!:
Hey, stop copying!Shoot the Archaeologist:
I'm not, Jell-O is completely different from cake.Simpson's Marathon!:
Hmmmn 3. the chairs!Shoot the Archaeologist:
Why?Simpson's Marathon!:
They spin!Shoot the Archaeologist:
Ok.Simpson's Marathon!:
Ah I knew you wouldn't be able to think of one from that!Shoot the Archaeologist:
No I can't. How about the people?Simpson's Marathon!:
That's not really about the base.Shoot the Archaeologist:
They're in itSimpson's Marathon!:
Ok fine. 4. The walls are that lovely green colourShoot the Archaeologist:
lol, 4. My laptopSimpson's Marathon!:
You're pushing your luck now.Shoot the Archaeologist:
:DSimpson's Marathon!:
5. The doohickys in your labShoot the Archaeologist:
Oh! 5. The Doohickys in my lab!Simpson's Marathon!:
:/ stop it!Shoot the Archaeologist:
Stop what?Simpson's Marathon!:
You know perfectly well what it is you should be stopping.Shoot the Archaeologist:
lol... 6?Simpson's Marathon!:
erm 6. Daniels office - Daniel is usually located thereShoot the Archaeologist:
;) 6. DanielSimpson's Marathon!:
Hey! You can't do that, besides you already chose the people.Shoot the Archaeologist:
Well, I meant the people in general are nice. This is Daniel specifically.Simpson's Marathon!:
You're trending a very fine line MajorShoot the Archaeologist:
:) 7?Simpson's Marathon!:
7. It's underground so none of those pesky windowsShoot the Archaeologist:
lol!:Simpson's Marathon!: :D 7?
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Err... well I had Daniel, Can I pick you?Simpson's Marathon!:
;) I'll let you have that one.Shoot the Archaeologist:
I thought you would... 8?Simpson's Marathon!:
erm... It's easy to lose people in.Shoot the Archaeologist:
:) can I have that one too?Simpson's Marathon!:
... Do you lose people in it often?Shoot the Archaeologist:
ConstantlySimpson's Marathon!:
lol, I'll let you have it then.Shoot the Archaeologist:
9?Simpson's Marathon!:
Err, this is getting hard nowShoot the Archaeologist:
You wanted to do it.Simpson's Marathon!:
Yes, so let's carry on.Shoot the Archaeologist:
Go on then, 9?Simpson's Marathon!:
:D You!Shoot the Archaeologist:
Hey!Simpson's Marathon!:
What? if you can have Daniel, and me I can pick you!Shoot the Archaeologist:
:/ fineSimpson's Marathon!:
Haha I love being right!Shoot the Archaeologist:
Well it doesn't happen very oftenSimpson's Marathon!:
Because I'm such a lovely person I'll let that one slide.Shoot the Archaeologist:
Lovely...Simpson's Marathon!:
:D! Your turnShoot the Archaeologist:
Err... I don't knowSimpson's Marathon!:
Come on Carter it's not that hardShoot the Archaeologist:
it's not hard now it's my turn!Simpson's Marathon!:
Exactly! 9?Shoot the Archaeologist:
The big round thing we shouldn't really mention on this.Simpson's Marathon!:
Hahahaha! I'll let you keep that one!Shoot the Archaeologist:
:P 10?Simpson's Marathon!:
Last one! The paperwork!Shoot the Archaeologist:
No! You hate that!Simpson's Marathon!:
:D True, The elevatorsShoot the Archaeologist:
No! They scare you!Simpson's Marathon!:
They do not!Shoot the Archaeologist:
Yes they do.Simpson's Marathon!:
They don't. Irritate me - yes, Scare me - noShoot the Archaeologist:
How can you love them when they irritate you?Simpson's Marathon!:
What about Daniel?Shoot the Archaeologist:
Damn!Simpson's Marathon!:
*Dancing* I'm right, Again!Shoot the Archaeologist:
:/Simpson's Marathon!:
Your turn!Shoot the Archaeologist:
10... The infirmarySimpson's Marathon!:
You can't love the infirmary!Shoot the Archaeologist:
Janet likes me...Simpson's Marathon!:
HmmmnShoot the Archaeologist:
;) I get a pat on the head and candySimpson's Marathon!:
:P and I get the needles, It's not fair!Shoot the Archaeologist:
Janet said you deserve it for being a pain in the assSimpson's Marathon!:
Thanks Carter!Shoot the Archaeologist:
I'm only repeating what she told me.Simpson's Marathon!:
Right, so you don't believe it?Shoot the Archaeologist:
Err.... Janet is a very convincing womanSimpson's Marathon!:
Alright, I'll let you off.Shoot the Archaeologist:
You seem to be doing that a lotSimpson's Marathon!:
That's because I'm such a nice guyShoot the Archaeologist:
Oh I knowSimpson's Marathon!:
:P So what's with your name?Shoot the Archaeologist:
What's wrong with Sam?Simpson's Marathon!:
(A lot of things) You know what I meanShoot the Archaeologist:
:P Shoot the archaeologist?Simpson's Marathon!:
YesShoot the Archaeologist:
Daniel is being a painSimpson's Marathon!:
I told him to get some sleepShoot the Archaeologist:
Good, hope he does, He has been in a mood all day.Simpson's Marathon!:
I feel sorry for you.Shoot the Archaeologist:
:)Simpson's Marathon!:
Where are you?Shoot the Archaeologist:
At homeSimpson's Marathon!:
Really?Shoot the Archaeologist:
Yes. I thought I'd go home early and relaxSimpson's Marathon!:
No work left to do?Shoot the Archaeologist:
lol, noSimpson's Marathon!:
So what are you doing besides talking to me?Shoot the Archaeologist:
Nothing, just watching a bit of TV. I don't get to watch it much.Simpson's Marathon!:
What are you watching?Shoot the Archaeologist:
Why?Simpson's Marathon!:
Not sure....Shoot the Archaeologist:
lol, Just a science programme on a discovery channelSimpson's Marathon!:
Science break-through weekend?Shoot the Archaeologist:
Wow good guessSimpson's Marathon!:
:D that's what I'm watching nowShoot the Archaeologist:
You're watching it?Simpson's Marathon!:
It's better than commercialsShoot the Archaeologist:
True, So what are you watchingSimpson's Marathon!:
A show called 'Big Bass'Shoot the Archaeologist:
lol, fishing program?Simpson's Marathon!:
:P YesShoot the Archaeologist:
Sounds interestingSimpson's Marathon!:
Oh it is.Shoot the Archaeologist:
lolSimpson's Marathon!:
I'm not paying much attention to it though, I'm to busy talking to youShoot the Archaeologist:
:) I'm flatteredSimpson's Marathon!:
:)Shoot the Archaeologist:
I'm quite tired *yawn*Simpson's Marathon!:
Yeah me too, Make sure you get an early night.Shoot the Archaeologist:
Would now be too early?Simpson's Marathon!:
lol - yesShoot the Archaeologist:
:) okSimpson's Marathon!:
You eaten yet?Shoot the Archaeologist:
I picked up a something on the way home.Simpson's Marathon!:
Oh right, no home cooking then?Shoot the Archaeologist:
Not unless I want to be ill tomorrowSimpson's Marathon!:
:D never mind thenShoot the Archaeologist:
Has your show started yet?Simpson's Marathon!:
Yes, some one is measuring a fish.Shoot the Archaeologist:
...okSimpson's Marathon!:
:P Big fish!Shoot the Archaeologist:
Oh right.Simpson's Marathon!:
Ever wonder if aliens go fishing?Shoot the Archaeologist:
Where did that come from?Simpson's Marathon!:
There is a small man fishing, he looks very... alien-escShoot the Archaeologist:
lolSimpson's Marathon!:
I'm serious!Shoot the Archaeologist:
I believe you.Simpson's Marathon!:
:DShoot the Archaeologist:
I think I may go to bed.Simpson's Marathon!:
It's not even 17.30!Shoot the Archaeologist:
I know, I'm tired!Simpson's Marathon!:
Ok, I'll see you tomorrow, have a nice sleep.Shoot the Archaeologist:
Thank you, you too.Simpson's Marathon!:
Bye!Shoot the Archaeologist:
Bye and goodnight.Simpson's Marathon!:
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Date: 13-06-03 22.34.22
From: Jack O'Neill [email protected]
Subject: Night!
To: Daniel Jackson [email protected]
Hey Daniel,
Thought I'd give you a quick email before I go to bed. I hope you took my advice and are asleep now. I will give you no sympathy tomorrow if you are tired and cranky!
See you tomorrow,
Jack
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Date: 13-06-03 22.35.32
From: Jack O'Neill [email protected]
Subject: Night!
To: T Murry [email protected]
Hey T,
Will see you tomorrow, Hope the Hiding went well ;)
Jack
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Date: 13-06-03 22.37.32
From: Jack O'Neill [email protected]
Subject: Night!
To: Samantha Carter [email protected]
Hey Carter,
I'm going to sleep now so I will see you tomorrow,
Hope you have a goodnight's sleep.
Jack
P.S Don't let the bed bug's bite!
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Notes: There may or may not be a sequel, Like with the Bed Ridden series it all depends on whether or not you readers think it should be continued. :)
Feedback is to writer as Dog is to man.
Also for Jamei "Ja. Ich spreche ein kleines Deutsch."
lol and they say I don't care :P
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