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 Author has written 8 stories for Mass Effect. "I accept myself for who I am and what I believe... It is not my responsibility for you to accept me. That is your problem." -Unknown I love to write almost as much as I love to read. Character analysis interests me, which is part of why I am entering the field of psychology. Suggestions and positive criticism are welcome here, but insults and negativity are not. I love collaborative writing, so PM me if you're interested. | |||||||
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Alliance Personnel File: LCDR SHEPARD, J by FluffyCannibal reviews
Shepard survived the Crucible. These are the Alliance files charting his time spent recovering in hospital. COMEDY, not to be taken too seriously. **WARNING** Shepard has hacked my account and is replying to all reviews. Proceed with caution.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 18,515 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 3/31/2017 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Admiral Hackett, Shepard
Lost Effect by Iyrsiiea reviews
One minute I was home. Safe, secure, happy. The next, I was in another dimension where my life is perpetually at risk and everything could be riding on what I know. I am very, very lost. SI.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,699 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 4/30/2016 - Published: 7/4/2013 - OC
Talk Yourself Through It by stretchingthelimits reviews
Shepard doesn't really have friendships. What happens when she meets Nihlus a night early, and he gets under her skin? He sets off a chain reaction. Re-uploaded to fix grammar and clarity issues. Please review!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,873 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 8/22/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Nihlus K.
Crazy Train by baynard reviews
Some of the more interesting things the crew of the Normandy got up to between a suicide mission and saving the galaxy. The things history tries very hard not to associate with their heroes. Not necessarily from the same timeline.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,533 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Miranda L., Shepard
Entropy by jhoom reviews
An injury causes Shepard to lose her ability to create new memories, with devastating effects on the events of ME3. How can the galaxy overcome its greatest threat without its hero? Is there anything they can do to mend the past or better the future? FemShep/Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,144 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
You Don't Know by FluffyCannibal reviews
What's really going on in Shepard's head. Set during ME3, contains spoilers. M for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/15/2013 - J. Garson, Shepard - Complete
The Friend Zone by CarolineESOA reviews
Garrus and Shepard go for drinks on Illium, post-Horizon, and over hear a couple in an all too familiar position... This is completely separate from my other Garrus/FemShep fics. I wasn't going to write more, but then I did... Complete
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 9/23/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
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Keeping Face reviews
How would the world change if Jane met Garrus fifteen years earlier? Would he follow in the footsteps of his father, and would she join Alliance?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - J. Garson, Hannah S., Garrus V.
The Common Enemy reviews
From the moment Garrus met Shepard, he knew they would never get along. Only one thing could possibly unite them: the need to destroy Saren. Language and sex.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 40,668 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 7/14/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Thane K. - Complete
Abducted reviews
I wake up naked in the Normandy. Where are my clothes? Why is it so dark outside? Am I losing my mind? T for language. This is mostly just for fun so far.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,448 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Garrus V., Miranda L., Shepard
Spaced reviews
What would have happened if Garrus and Shepard had started things up before the annihilation of the SR1? Continued after popular demand. Language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 7/12/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
In the End of the World reviews
As the battle for Earth approaches, Jane Shepard is declared an enemy of the Alliance. Something strange is going on with her, and it's up to Garrus and the rest of the crew to help her sort out her troubled past. Shakarian fluff warnings. Starts in game 2.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 36,264 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Tali'Zorah
Release reviews
Garrus walks in on Shepard while she's in the middle of... "calibrations," to keep it PG for the summary. It's a one-shot. M for smut and language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/10/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Damn War reviews
A different take on the First Contact War. AU because Garrus is involved. It's just a oneshot, so read it!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Garrus V. - Complete
Vacation reviews
After the war is over, the crew finally gets to have a little fun. Chaos may ensue. Just for fun, so hopefully it's amusing.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
