Shadow-Graves
 Name: Graves Sex: Young Adult Language: English and (very) little Spanish if I do say so myself. Age: Young Adult Age Hobbies: drawing, reading, Playing video games, some writing that I will post sometime in my life but not here; I have plans for something. Favorite Books: Anything by Rick Riordan, almost everything by Erin Hunter, the Legend of Zelda mangas, and FullMetal Alchemist mangas Favorite Shows: Forensic Files, Criminal Minds and FullMetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Favorite Movies: The Lone Ranger (the disney one), Brother Bear, Rise of the Guardians, mmmm them Marval movies hot damn Favorite Videogames: Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Pokemon Red, Pokemon Diamond, Pokemon White, Pokemon X, Pokemon Omega Ruby, MarioKart 64, Super Mario 64, and Luigi's Mansion Favorite Artists: Imagine Dragons, Twenty One Pilots, Fallout Boy, some Panic! At the Disco, Louis Armstrong, and The Killers Favorite Songs: On Top of the World, Ode to Sleep, Uma Thurman, I Wanna be Free, C'Est Si Bon, Nothing Left to Say/Rocks, Semi-Automatic, The Pheonix, Roots, La Vie en Rose, Fake You Out, I Write Sins Not Tragides, Summer, Ride, Centuries, Tiptoe, I'm So Sorry, Spaceman, This River is Wild, Bones, Stressed Out, Mr. Brightside Favorite Fictional Characters: Link, Percy Jackson, Leo Valdez, Nico di Angelo, Edward Elric, (do OC's count? if so... Lincoln, Wendif, "B", Moros, Vix) Favorite Geres: Angst, Tragedy, Horror, ...Adventure! Favorite Couples: Hmm... don't really know, so I'll just say my fave team which is the small family, Linc and Wendif. Favorite Villians: Majora's Mask, Gaia, and Ganondorf Some Note: I'm a Gamer, Book Geek, and Band Geek; fight me. LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS (and one OC) AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY THERE!: (I suggest you write these names down gets hard to remember) 1. Link (LoZ) 2. Percy Jackson (PJO/HoO) 3. Jack Frost (RotG) 4. Luigi (Super Mario) 5. Ganondorf (LoZ) 6. Nico di Angelo (PJO/HoO) 7. Bunnymund (RotG) 8. Midna (LoZ: TP) 9. Hazel Levesque (HoO) 10. Lincoln (OC) Then ask the following questions What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night I'd probably smack him and turn away from him to go back to sleep, expecting him to leave. Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? I'd scream and then try to strangle him without freezing to death. Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? That's sweet Luigi, seeing as you're both cinnamon rolls, but she has a boy friend. Number 5 cooked you dinner? Alright, time for a traditional Gerudo meal that is hopefully not poisoned. Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? I'd probably leave him there because I don't like the beach. Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? Wait, I thought you were the last of your kind? Bruh, don't lie to me. Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? Too much light in Texas so she probably passed out. Number 9 made fun of your friends? Hazel, eat a Snickers. You're not you when you're hungry. Better? Number 10 ignored you all the time? Dude, don't be like that. I understand that (insert spoiler here), but it's what will make the story great! Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? Probably kill them with a sword, and then forensic scientists will be scratching their heads for a few months or years. You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? He better heal it with water. Don't be an ass about it, Percy. It's your birthday. What does 3 get you? An ice sculpture and then it melts, because it's hot as hell in my part of Texas, even in the winter. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? Get me out hopefully, he is a super Mario Bro after all. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? Walk away, because he has no business interfering in stuff like that. You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction: Probably confusion, those two never met before, why should Link care? And then I would call it off, because Linc you're staying as a single dad for Wendif. You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? Give me eggs. Easter Eggs. And then leave maybe. He's a very busy guy. You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? By having everyone cheer for me and making sure I had support. You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? Probably join in. Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Because I usually have thoughts about Zelda puzzles and you just stare at Link solving them so it interferes with my REM sleep. Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9. It better be sibling love. IT BETTER. AND IT'S NOT HIDDEN THEY CLAIMED TO BE LIKE SIBLINGS IN SON OF NEPTUNE. FIGHT ME, PERCY. You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to their parents. Would you get along? Pfft What parents, you're 300 years old man, plus you're not exactly my type to begin with. Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? No. Never. Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? Slap him and tell him to go back to Will. You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? Probably wants hair this fine himself. Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her? Do an arrange marriage if you're so bummed about it. Link's long gone sweet heart. I'm sorry, yo. Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what? Well I'd tell her to go back to Frank, and eat another Snickers. You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? (I'd probably watch it for a bit tbh Linc is based off of Link so that be so meta to watch.) Leave them to do them. I don't have any business in stopping them anyways. You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking? They're playing monopoly and no one is winning. Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? Nah. Sorry, Link. That spot is reserved for Will. Would 2 trust 5? Nah. Tall guy who's evil isn't someone Percy would trust I don't think. What if number 4 became bored and poked 10? What happens after that? Linc would poke him back, cue awkward silence, and then they'd both be on their marry way. 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? "Triforce Pre-AP" If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? Popsicle sticks. 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? A face painting booth. 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? Not for Ganondorf, Midna would shave his head. Yes, I hope, because Hazel drew and it's probably a drawing of Will. 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? Linc gushing about his son, Wendif, and Hazel talking about what movie her and Frank watched or something. 1 accidentally kicked 10? Wow, Link. Rude. 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen? Hazel will tell him kindly that he sent it to the wrong number and they'd be on their marry way. 5 and 6 did a workout together? Weird, but I won't judge beyond that. Good for them, getting in shape. 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? Bruh, I'm sorry but there wasn't a party to even go to. 7 won the lottery? Nice, he'll leave extra money in his eggs for the kids. 9 had quite a big secret? She opened up a face painting booth with a 'giant rabbit'. 8 became a singer? Alright, quite the accent to do so with, but cool. 10 got a daughter? Linc, Wendif adopted Vix as an older sister, yes you technically have a daughter that's four years younger than you technically, not that she's happy about it. What would 1 think of 2? "Water powers?" How would 3 greet 4? By being caught freezing Camp's lake. What would 4 envy about 5? "Even more tall..." What dream would 5 have about 6? I don't know, but that's fucking weird Ganondorf, find your chill. What do 6 and 7 have in common? They both have accents. What would make 7 angry at 8? By being more snarky than him. Where would 8 meet 9? The hour of twilight. What would 9 never dare to tell 10? He never wins any fights? What would make 10 scared of 1? Um, ahem, the sword maybe? Or everything else in his pouch? Is 3 Gay? Who knows. LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS (Doing my OC's because why not) AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY THERE!: (I suggest you write these names down gets hard to remember) 1. Lincoln 2. Wendif 3. B/Anger Child 4. Vixandra 5. Moros 6. C 7. Leo 8. Rhea 9. Iris 10. Jase Then ask the following questions What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night Scream and punch him and then realize who it is, then punch him again. Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? I'd spray him with water like you do with cats in cartoons, "Bad, Anger Child! Bad!" Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? Not possible, she's uh... on vacation? Number 5 cooked you dinner? Thanks man. Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? Alright, I'd probably gather shells and balance them on her tho Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? Eh only from me being your creator Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? Well, she was pretty beat up after that village raid... Number 9 made fun of your friends? Tsk, rude, don't be like that. Number 10 ignored you all the time? I don't blame her, she ignores everyone. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? Pfft run? He doesn't have time to help every single person he's a single dad. You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? Faint probably. It's your birthday. What does 3 get you? Gave me a picture he drew, how sweet. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? Have flashbacks and then get me the fuck out of there. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? Back me up, good man. You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction: Not possible You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? Tries, but we both know it doesn't work, so he leaves embarrassed. Thanks man. You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? By screaming over everyone that I can do it. You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? Stare. Unblinking. Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Because he has a really sad ass backstory that I need to know like the back of my hand. My brain's got me covered. Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9. Not possible, Wendif is a child. You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to their parents. Would you get along? B, Anger child, darling, we're not dating and if anything, I'm your parent, now sit down. Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? Uh... no. Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? Slap her to snap her out of it. You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? "Ha, my hair's better." Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her? You have a wonderful daughter, don't worry about dating, take care of her first. Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? Probably be impressed she's showing emotion at all, probably to tell him off in her own way? You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking? Probably exchanging life stories. Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? Nah, but as best friends who would rob a bank together, most definitely. Would 2 trust 5? With much doubt, but reassurance from Linc that he can. What if number 4 became bored and poked 10? What happens after that? Nothing, it's Jase. 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? Self defense. If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? Spaghetti. 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? Probably to scare people at haunted houses. That's fun stuff. 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? Yes, because she will make it perfect. Yes, even if the drawing is a mess it's the thought that counts. 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? Probs because they like each other, what? You didn't hear that from me. 1 accidentally kicked 10? Rude, he probs wants her to show emotion, because not showing any is like her thing. 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen? Wendif, honey, darling, my little boy, you are A Child. Linc stop being a lazy bum an teach your son to wait on that shit. 5 and 6 did a workout together? Yoga, because C rules at the upward dog and Moros needs the muscle. 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? Bruh, I'm so sorry, we can go do yoga if you want, even though there wasn't one to go to... 7 won the lottery? He probably would give the money to C for all the rent he has yet to pay off to her. 9 had quite a big secret? She really like Jase. 8 became a singer? Uh sure. Probably sing lullaby's 10 got a daughter? Huh, weird. What would 1 think of 2? "Wendif, don't smell that." "Wendif, stop barking." "Wendif, get out of the trash." "Wendif, stop eating grass." "Wendif, ..." etc. How would 3 greet 4? "Hello." What would 4 envy about 5? He's tall and she's not. What dream would 5 have about 6? Yoga, they probably did yoga that day. What do 6 and 7 have in common? Both clones and have dog in them. Somewhere... What would make 7 angry at 8? That she didn't feed him spaghetti at dinner, but microwave pizza rolls. The Horror. Where would 8 meet 9?
What would 9 never dare to tell 10? That she likes to see her have emotions when she does. What would make 10 scared of 1? He seems to have everything under control but he doesn't, that scares her. Is 3 Gay? More like... Demi? I guess?? 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity: 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: Post this on your profile I mean these are funny to do in a group.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you’re up to. It’s you and me against the world. We attack at dawn. If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, "it will be twice as cold tomorrow", what will the temperature be? Your mission is not to accept the mission. Do you accept? Yes, I ask stupid questions. Yes, I do it on purpose. Our opinion is not ridiculous or little. It is smart alecky and important. Do you make an effort to be an idiot...or is it a gift? Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...I wonder... I was thinking, while I was running... about not hitting trees, I hope. Silence is golden and duct tape is silver. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how the hell you did it. If at first you don't succeed, burn all the evidence that you tried. There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it isn't a train. Those who say nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder. Female comebacks: Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Man: I'm sorry--I got lost in your beautiful eyes. Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Man: But I don't know your name. Man: I know how to please a woman. Man: I can tell you want me. Man: Hey, baby, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Man: You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall...is in love with me. Man: Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? Man: Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal your heart, and you'll steal mine. Man: What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? |
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