Hello!

A Little About Me:

My name? Well it is a marvelous, magical, musical, melodic, mysterious, majestic, miraculous, mischevious, melodramatic, mystifying, magnificent name. Can you guess what letter it starts with?

I am a member of the female population, and I am 16 years old. Fanfiction has become my latest obsession, but I do other things too.

On Pottermore, I am a Ravenclaw, and my wand is Redwood, 14 1/2 inches, with a unicorn tail. Unyielding.

Hobbies: I like to read, go bike riding, skiing (when I'm lucky), watch movies, and hang out with friends, sometimes I play chess.

Sports: I play soccer and softball.

Thoughts: Nature is very beautiful and we should protect it. (I am a tree-hugger and proud to admit it.) I also love animals.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favourite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you act completely, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and don’t even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being (every cell in your body) to Eragon, Star Wars, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favourite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-mums glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school excursion to bush gardens, laugh for two hours straight WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your friends, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you fight with your friend over which vegetable you want to be. Crazy is when you say pineapple and then threaten to slap .someone if they even mention the word; claiming that it's yours. Crazy is when you have a whole glass of coke in one go and go so hyper you laugh for several hours straight . Crazy is when you walk up to someone you've never seen before in the street and sprout some random technobabble that ends with "And that's why you should always carry a banana around with you." Crazy is when you can't sit in Physics without nicking the teacher's shaky thing! Crazy is when you do a headstand against you classroom wall and start to sing "By the Sea" from Sweeney Todd. Crazy is when you lock yourself out of the house to see if the door really can only be opened from the inside. Crazy is when you run out barefoot to dance in the rain while singing the song, "I'm singing in the rain." If you're crazy and crazy about it, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done too

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Update Note:

Threads of Destiny: Chapter 10, 65% written.

From Another View: Chapter 4, 15% written.

Shuffles out warily

I know I've been neglecting my fanfictions for a really long time, and I'm going to begin writing again. I'm trying to finish Threads of Destiny's chapter first, but I am having some trouble with writer's block. I'm going to try and power through it and worry about the nitty gritty details later.

I will also try to continue From Another View ASAP. If I get stuck on one fic, I'll just start working on the other.

Favorite TV Shows & Books:

TV Shows:

Merlin (BBC)

If you have seen the finale please read this, it describes 5x13 amazingly well and just brings all the emotions of BBC's Merlin back in one page. I could never write anything that well. Please read.

http:///2012/12/26/a-merlin-retrospective-the-platonic-love-story-of-merlin-and-arthur/

Sherlock (BBC)

Avatar: The Last Airbender (Nickelodeon)

The Big Bang Theory (CBS?)

Once Upon a Time (ABC)

Books:

Harry Potter by JK Rowling

Eragon by Christopher Paolini

The Goose Girl by Shannon Hale

Princess Academy by Shannon Hale

Alanna (From Song of the Lioness series) by Tamora Pierce

Percy Jackson by Rick Riordan

Warriors by Erin Hunter

Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer

The Mortal Instruments by Cassandra Clare

Secret of the Sirens (The Companions Quartet series) by Julia Golding

Preferred fandoms:

-Merlin

-Harry Potter

-Sherlock

-Random tv shows or books when the mood occurs

-I ADORE crossovers, and I don't understand how anyone can hate them (I understand if they just aren't compatible, but Merlin-Harry Potter or Merlin-Sherlock, or Sherlock-Artemis Fowl? Come on, those would be amazing!!!!)

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), Gaara of the Desert564 (USA), RebeccaUlquiorraCifer23 (USA), TheCursedOne (Colombia), ArtemisApollo97 (England) PjoHP(Britian), BlueMoonMaples (USA)

My Ships:

Almost all canon ships are included, just not listed because there's too many

Mergana (Merlin) (They really should have been a couple)

Snape/Lily (Harry Potter) (I ship James/Lily, I just like Snily as well)

Dramione (H.P.) (I think it could work out eventually)

Sefa/Merlin (Merlin) (I am surprised at how little interest there is in this ship! They would be so cute together!)

Freylin (Merlin) (Its canon, I like it, just putting it in because they were so sweet, poor Freylin :( )

Dumbledore/McGonagall (H.P.) I know Dumbledore is gay, but I've been shipping this since long before I found out. I just think they make one of those sweet old people couples, and there is so much potential history that could be there.

Favorite Quotes:

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition. Religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes." - Pope John Paul II

"Because you can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not paying attention." - Brom (From the book Eragon)

"Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love. Why Bilbo Baggins? I don't know. Perhaps because I am afraid, and he gives me courage." - Gandalf, The Hobbit

"You can't steal second base and keep one foot on first..." - Unknown

"Chivalry isn't dead - it's just been in a coma for a long time." - Charlie Sheen

"I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends." - unknown

“First, let no one rule your mind or body. Take special care that your thoughts remain unfettered... . Give men your ear, but not your heart. Show respect for those in power, but don't follow them blindly. Judge with logic and reason, but comment not. Consider none your superior whatever their rank or station in life. Treat all fairly, or they will seek revenge. Be careful with your money. Hold fast to your beliefs and others will listen.”

-Christopher Paolini (Eragon)

"Sherlock knew he sounded pretty insane right now but thats the funny thing about people who are raving mad, they are usually right." - From the fanfiction Alphas and Omegas Not Omegaverse by Ulura

"The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to dumb people." - unknown

"The difference between teenagers and little kids is that little kids get nap time." - (One of my friends)

"Just what the world needs: Drunk me, high me, and mini me's" - My friend Kia on not being a stupid teenager.

"It's not so bad being crazy, you'll never run out of friends, even if they are imaginary." - unknown

"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in your fruit salad." - unknown

"Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument." - Unknown

Teenagers: the most misunderstood people who are treated like children but are expected to act like adults - Unknown

"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein???

Me: I can't believe how many innuendos there are in Disney movies that I've never noticed before!
My Friend: That's why Disney is fun for the whole family!

"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience." - Mark Twaine

"I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people... I'm saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out..." - unknown

"I've decided to add "extensive experience in dealing with stupid people" to my resume. That HAS GOT to be a marketable skill." - unknown

"Steven Moffat was amazed at how sorrowful this fandom is with Sherlock being dead for only two minutes. What he doesn't realize is that we are feeling the sorrow of John who still believes that Sherlock, his Sherlock is dead. We are the fandom who mourns for the living man because he is dead to the one who matters most." - CelticaRose1

"John wasn't at all scared when Sherlock put that gun to his head. In fact, after the initial shock, he agreed with him: "Hostage. Right. That works." Or somethin' like that. I love that trust. Don't you? Friendship is letting someone hold a gun to your head and still loving them, because you know they won't shoot." :) - Ira Lea (Fanfiction, Five Times: Watching and Waiting chapter 7)

"Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing." - unknown

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

"Alway choose a lazy person to do something tough, because they will find the easiest way to do it" -Robert Anson Heinlien

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

I have a one-time gift. A beautiful gift that many people are ridiculed for in this day and age. A precious gift that many people throw away. It's called "virginity", and I plan to not waste it on some jerk of a boyfriend who's just gonna dump me later. I choose to be faithful to my future husband, the man who will love me for the rest of my life, and to wait for the wedding day!! If you have chosen to save your one-time gift and are PROUD of your purity, paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Dearheart, Destiny J. Adams, Shotzee1881, ladychristythenoble, My Beautiful Ending, Arlothia, Karm Starkiller, crazy-about-books, BlueMoonMaples

"Society's standards are screwed up. If you're reserved and quiet you're emo, but if you're loud and expressive you're attention hungry. If you're a virgin by 16 you're doing something wrong, but if you loose it by 16 you're a whore. If you don't compliment yourself you're begging for compliments, but if you compliment yourself you're full of yourself. If you're unique you're weird, but if you're "normal" you're boring. Its hard to find yourself in a world so centered around perfection, when imperfection, in reality, is what defines us." - Stolen from The Band of Thieves' profile.

Clary: "Well, you can go ahead and hang your head out the car window if you like."
Luke: "I'm a werewolf, not a golden retriever." - City of Bones (Mortal Instruments)

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.

We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things.- George Carlin

Words of Wisdom:

-Never become a florist if you're allergic to roses.

-If you don't like the cold, humidity, mosquitos, or creepily nice people, then don't move to Minnesota

-Don't be racist! Be like Mario! He's an Italian plumber created by Japanese people. He speaks English, looks Mexican, jumps like a black person, and grabs coins like a Jew.

"So live your life that the fear of death can never enter your heart. Trouble no one about their religion;respect others in their view, and demand that they respect yours. Love your life, perfect your life, beautify all things in your life. Seek to make your life long and its purpose in the service of your people. Prepare a noble death song for the day when you go over the great divide.

Always give a word or a sign of salute when meeting or passing a friend, even a stranger, when in a lonely place. Show respect to all people and grovel to none.

When you arise in the morning give thanks for the food and for the joy of living. If you see no reason for giving thanks, the fault lies only in yourself. Abuse no one and no thing, for abuse turns the wise ones to fools and robs the spirit of its vision.

When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home."
By, Tecumseh

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( What other time do I have to work on my hair?).

On a bag of Frito's! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how . . . ?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion, right or are u a secret dictator jus trying to suggest it).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well . . . a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (. . . and you thought?. . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Isn't that the whole point)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what else?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash or was it supposed to have loony peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh . . . fly Delta?)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (. . . was there a lot of this happening somewhere in Sweden?)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm. . . . .something must have gotten lost in the translation . . . )

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Oh sure, go ahead, destroy a universal child belief! I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her one-year-old son. People call her a slut.
Nobody knows she she was raped at the age of 13.
People call another guy fat.
Nobody knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight.
People call an old man ugly.
Nobody knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.
Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't.

Drunk Driving Poem (Author Unknown)

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
So I drank soda instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would.
That I didn't drink and drive, Mom,
Even though others said I should.

I did the right thing,
I knew you were always right.
Now the party's finally ending,
The kids driving out of sight.

As I got into my car, Mom,
I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me,
So responsible and sweet.

I started to drive away, Mom,
But as I pulled out into the road,
The other car didn't see me, Mom,
And hit me like a load.

As I lay there on the pavement, Mom,
I hear the policeman say,
"The other guy is drunk," Mom,
And now I'm the one who will pay.

I'm lying here dying, Mom...
I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom?
My life just burst like a balloon.

There is blood all around me, Mom,
And most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom,
I'll die in a short time.

I just wanted to tell you, Mom,
I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom.
The others didn't think.

He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank
And I will die.

Why do people drink, Mom?
It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now.
Pains just like a knife.

The guy who hit me is walking, Mom,
And I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying
And all he can do is stare.

Tell my brother not to cry, Mom.
Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom,
Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have told him, Mom,
Not to drink and drive.
If only they had told him, Mom,
I would still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom.
I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom.
When I needed you,
you were always there.

I have one last question, Mom.
Before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive,
So why am I the one to die?

POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF IT MADE YOU CRY AND/OR YOU HATE DRUNK DRIVING.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK ABORTION IS WRONG

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HATE RACISM

'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get
mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and
dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat,
only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry
for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I
thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your
boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could
have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never
any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who
mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look
up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is
right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head
"Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, Missy Werecat, Liza Taylor, toadflame, Leaf-Drifting-On-Wind, She-Who-Has-A-Very-Long-Name, Karm Starkiller, crazy-about-books, BlueMoonMaples

Why do people get so worked up about mothers breast-feeding in public? Acting as if it is some indecent, dirty thing that should be looked down upon. In a society such as this, why is nourishing a child such a horrible thing to do? If you agree that people should stop hating on breastfeeding mothers, copy this onto your profile and read the article below. Next time someone is giving a breastfeeding mother a hard time, stand up for them!

http: / / themattwalshblog .com /2013/08/09/we-must-stop-these-crazed-half-naked-psychopaths-from-feeding-their-children-in-front-of-other-people/

Fanfiction is a site for vampires trapped in human bodies.

Fanfiction is a site for wizards wating for their Hogswarts letter.

Fanfiction is a site for secret fourteen year old spies for MI6.

Fanfiction is a site for unclaimed demigods.

Fanfiction is a site for those of us who care about who Katniss will choose.

Fanfiction is a site for people who cried while reading Just Listen.

Fanfiction is a site for people who daydream and constantly imagine the impossible.

Fanfiction is a site for people who never give up.

Fanfiction is a site for those of us who aren't accepted in the real world.

Fanfiction is a site for people who have been called at least one of the following- Weirdo, Loner, Nerd, Lick, Geek, Shy, Silent, Creepy, Crazy, Insane, Eccentric, Psycho, Odd, Mental or Different.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who are deperately in love with a non existant guys. (Because they're the best kind...)

Fanfiction is a site for girls who have dreamt of Edward Cullen.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who've asked the question, 'Are you team Edward or team Jacob?'

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever asked the question,' What do you think, Gale or Peeta?'

Fanfiction is a site for girls who've ever doodled 'Mrs Alex Rider' on their schoolbooks.

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their classmates to characters from books.

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their teachers to Voldemort.

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their parents to the Volturi.

Fanfiction is a site for those of us who can't express ourselves in life.

Fanfiction is a site for people talk to themselves... a lot.

Fanfiction is a site for people who laugh at jokes that no one else gets.

Fanfiction is a site for people who get funny looks for reading in class.

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever exclaimed 'Voldemort out, bitches!' in the middle of an awkward silence.

Fanfiction is a site for people who always get asked to read out their stories in English Class.

Fanfiction is a site for people who admire the guy who tries to be different.

Fanfiction is a site for people who say long words that other people don't normally understand.

Fanfiction is a site for people aren't afraid to sit alone and read at lunch.

Fanfiction is a site for people who dared to call a popular guy a plonker.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who've ever dared to call a popular girl a bitch.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who don't need guys to complete them.

Fanfiction is a site for people who ditched reality and went for something different.

Fanfiction is a site for people who hang onto dreams.

Fanfiction is a site for people who are different, but don't care because, they know it's who they really are.

Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you are one of these people.

If you...

If you secretly wished you had gotten a letter to Hogwarts when you were little, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to see a Quidditch match copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

If you have been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random (Or can be at times) and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who arent, copy this, put it in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty