Nickname: Graylu

Age: (Secret) I won't tell o.o

Birthday: October 23

Gender: Male

Lives in: U.S.

Zodiac Sign: Scorpio (Tiger - Chinese)

Birth Stone: Opal

Weekend Activity: Reading, writing, drawing, anime rping with my friends, and bonding with my family.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Lady Aki, LilyGinnyBlack, Lilyre, Hermione16, crystaltokyo9849, LilyCalliePotter, Larka Rinna Luna, Grayluisawesome

FAVORITES

Anime/Manga:

Fairy Tail, Soul Eater, Shugo Chara!, Bleach, Sekai Ichi Hatsukoi, Hetalia, Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji, FMA: Brotherhood, Ouran High School Host Club, Free!!, Durarara!, Tokyo Ghoul, Naruto, Junjou Romantica

Favorite pairings:

Fairy Tail

Graylu (GrayXLucy)

Gratsu (Gray and Natsu)

Nali (NatsuXLisanna)

Gale (GajeelXLevy)

MirajaneXFried

Elfgreen (ElfmanXEvergreen)

WendyXRomeo

HappyXCarla

Soul Eater

Soma (SoulXMaka)

BlackStarXTsubaki

SteinXMedusa

KidXLiz

Shugo Chara!

Amuto (AmuXIkuto)

I don't know much about Shugo Chara! yet, 'cause I'm only on episode 10, but if I like anyone else, I'll post it.

Bleach

IchigoXRukia

I also don't know much about Bleach; I'm only on episode 28, but like I said, if I like anyone else, I'll post it.

Sekai Ichi Hatsukoi

RitsuXTakano

ChiakiXTori

KisaXYukina

Hetalia

GerIta

PrussiaXAustria

Spamano

FrUk

SuFin

Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji

SebaCiel

SebaClaude

If your fashion sense is "is it comfortable?" copy this into your profile

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

Opinions are fully allowed, bashing is not. There is a difference. If you don't like a story, say you don't like the story, don't say you dislike me. If you don't like a story, don't give me a paragraph of everything you didn't like and how it is stupid or "gay." Tell me politely what I can do to make it better. If you don't like Twilight, don't read a Twilight story and that goes for every category. If I have a few spelling mistakes, do not call me a "retard" or an "idiot." Tell me my spelling needs a little work or tell me I made a few mistakes. Feel free to tell me your opinion, but please use respect. Copy and paste if you agree with these statements and add your name: Eclipsia Black, Larka Rinna Luna, Feuer Vogel14, Grayluisawesome,

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Here is a list of hilarity for you to read if you actually made it this far into my profile without dying of boredom or throwing your computer at the wall (I found this list on Wobbly Jelly's profile, look up her stories especially James's Prayer)

What A Boyfriend SHOULD Do:

When she walks away from you mad,
Follow her.

When she stares at your mouth,
Kiss her.

When she pushes you or hits you,
Grab her and don't let go.

When she starts cussing at you,
Kiss her and tell her you love her.

When she's quiet,
Ask her whats wrong.

When she ignores you,
Give her your attention.

When she pulls away,
Pull her back.

When you see her at her worst,
Tell her she's beautiful.

When you see her start crying,
Just hold her and don't say a word.

When you see her walking,
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared,
Protect her.

When she lays her head on your shoulder,
Tilt her head up and kiss her.

When she steals your favorite hat,
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.

When she teases you,
Tease her back and make her laugh.

When she doesn't answer for a long time,
Reassure her that everything is okay.

When she looks at you with doubt,
Back yourself up.

When she says that she likes you,
she really does more than you could understand.

When she grabs at your hands,
Hold hers and play with her fingers.

When she bumps into you,
Bump into her back and make her laugh.

When she tells you a secret,
Keep it safe and untold.

When she looks at you in your eyes,
Don't look away until she does.

When she misses you,
She's hurting inside.

When you break her heart,
The pain never really goes away.

When she says its over,
She still wants you to be hers.

When she reposts this bulletin,
She wants you to read it.

Stay on the phone with her,
Even if she's not saying anything.

When she says she's okay don't believe it, talk with her,
Because 10 years later she'll remember you

At 12:00am on her birthday,
Call her to tell her you love her

Treat her like she's,
All that matters to you.

Tease her and,
Let her tease you back.

Stay up all night,
With her when she's sick.

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show,
Even if you think its stupid.

Give her the world.

Let her wear your clothes.

When she's bored and sad,
Hang out with her and get her mind off of things.

Let her know she's important.

Kiss her in the pouring rain.

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

If you do or hope to find a guy that does post this in the next four minutes the one you love will:
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.

I am only posting this because it scared the hell out of me.

there were 3 girls

They were looking through peoples MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know; youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living heck out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a fing psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two minutes here will be three men, one in your bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment.

Tonight at 1:30 am. Well, what are you waiting for?

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile

If you can't live without music copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug those who don't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends, copy and paste this to your profile

If Joe Jonas was about to jump off the Eiffel Tower 95% of all the girls in the world would die. Would you be one of the 5% with popcorn yelling "do a flip!"?

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Fill water ballons up with jello & throw them at high school kids

18. Spit off a bridge over passing traffic

19. When someone taps you on the shoulder, sway and fall over, dead

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things.

Six truths in life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical impossibility

2. All idiots, after reading this will try it

3. And discover that it's a lie

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

I sincerely apologize about this but I am an idiot and I needed company =)

If you count as an idiot, post this onto your profile!

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God

-- READ THIS--

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

IF YOU CAN READ THAT, PUT IT IN YOUR PROFILE

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Man: It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.
Woman: Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.

Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Man: May I see you pretty soon?
Woman: Don't you think I'm pretty now?

Man: Your hair color is fabulous.
Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.

Man: You look like a dream.
Woman: Go back to sleep.

Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.

Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter. or Stop.

Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Let's start with your bank account.

Man: May I have the last dance?
Woman: You've just had it

Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
Woman: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

Man: So you wanna go back to my place?
Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

Here are some of my favorite sayings (from Leedle-leedle-lee):

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If at first you don't suceed, skydiving isn't for you.

Change is inevitable... Except from a vending machine.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

Join the dark side, we have cookies.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand for chocolate!

I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep.

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.

The only reason why I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.

A good girl is just a bad girl who's never been caught.

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

VERY FEW PERSONAL PROBLEMS CAN'T BE SOLVED THROUGH THE SUBTLE APPLICATION OF HIGH EXPLOSIVES!

Taste the rainbow- eat crayons.

There are three types of people, those who can count and those who can't.

History lesson: Dinosaurs didn't go extinct, Barney came and they all commited suicide.

I ran with scissors- AND LIVED!

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

Last night I lay in bed and look at the sky, and thought: I'm too old for glow in the dark stickers.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy off of.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I'm not a complete idiot- some part are missing.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

I see regular people- RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

A secret admirer is only a stalker with a stationary.

If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.

You say psycho like it's a bad thing...

Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity was framed.

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so fun to watch fall down stairs.

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

CUTE BUT PSYCHO- THINGS EVEN OUT.

When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap outta them.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Hmm...I wonder...

If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em.

Hell issued a restraining order on me... Oh the fun to be had!

You're just jealous because the voices only speak to me.

What you might call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the court next to me.

If you're color blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on skittles, give me red... LEMON DAMMIT!"

LOVE YOUR ENEMIES... IT PISSES THEM OFF.

I'm not so good with the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

The voices in my head may not be real, but they sure have good ideas...

Ooops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

I intend to live forever... So far so good.

Embrace your inner rebel- DON'T SIT UP STRAIGHT!

Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again.

Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you.

You're awesome! But when the zombies come, I'm tripping you.

I'M NOT WEIRD... JUST PLOTTING...

I don't obsess, I think intensely.

Smile; it makes others wonder what you're up to.

When I go, I want to die peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried.

BAD STUFF HAPPENS... BUT MOSTLY TO ME, SO DON'T WORRY.

You mess with me, you mess with a trailer park full of drunken lunatics. With guns.

Life was so easy when all boys had cooties.

I teach you to lie cheat and steal. And the moment I'm gone you stand in line.

Got Mirth?

Do you ever wonder where eraser bits go??

Silence is golden. Ductape is Silver.

Not all of those who wander are lost. - J. R. R. Tolkien (I love J. R. R. Tolkien! :D)

I don't have a short attention sp- O h h h h, look a kitty;

Chaos, panic, and pandemonium. My work here is done.

I ran out of sick days, so I called in dead.

"I enjoyed the meetings, too. It was like having friends." - Luna Lovegood (my long lost twin...)

Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey.

"Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..." - Fred and George

Morning... - George (My favorite line in the whole movie. X'DDD)

A friend will help you up when you fall, a best friend will take your ungraceful, muddy photo and send it to all of the people you know.

A friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend will be in the cell next to you screaming at the top of their lungs: "THAT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME!! LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!"

You always said tomorrow would be a better day. I guess tomorrow never came.

Did it hurt when I fell from heaven?...No but it hurt when they clipped my wings for being the devil.

Why does a Rose represent Love, when a rose always dies?

Roses are red, violets are blue,
God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Forgive your enemies, just don't forget their names.

Even if you can't see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is dumb-ass cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.