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 Author has written 8 stories for Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Secret/Legend of Mana, Star Wars, Valkyrie Profile, and Web Shows. Hey there, and welcome to my profile page! Name: NO Age: 27. Location: JESUS HELL, STILL IN COLLEGE. Fandoms: Chrono Trigger, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Marble Hornets, Secret/Legend/Sword of Mana, Star Wars, and Valkyrie profile are my fandoms. WARNING: THIS AUTHOR HAS BECOME A STARK-RAVING-MAD FANGIRL (WELL, NOT TECHNICALLY) OF HER ORIGINAL STORIES AND CHARACTERS. WAIT WHAT, ORIGINAL JUNK?!?!?! DON'T EXPECT TO SEE IT ANY TIME SOON. AND HERE IS THE DISCLAIMER TO ALL OF MY WRITING SO THAT I DON'T HAVE TO PUT IT IN ALL OF MY STORIES: I don't own anything from LoTR, HP, SwoM, SoM, or VP, or LoM, or anything else I write stuff for. Anything that nobody recognizes, such as original characters, are mine and I hopefully have permission to use those. :P Leave constructive criticism. Or flame. I really don't care. XD OMGWTFUPDATE??: I am needing to do this more often. D: Valkyrie Profile: Aelia is now up and years behind update-wise under a joint account! Read it here: http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/5629893/1/Valkyrie_Profile_Aelia |
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Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7126 - Favs: 14,746 - Follows: 11,578 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Wrecking Implement by Progeny Ex Machina reviews
\\Marble Hornets\\ It was an exciting life for a block of cement. Crackfic. Spoilers.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Complete
In the Keeping of HFA by Meir Brin reviews
Something more is happening at the Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy this year. Something other than mass fanwriter education Through Pain. Something more... sinister? Maybe, but "chaotic" and "insane" work too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,430 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 9/9/2003
Lezard's Triumph by LotornoMiko reviews
A different ending to VP: Silmeria. Lezard X Lenneth & Rufus X Alicia pairings. Contains major spoilers for Vp: Silmeria. The new God Lezard gets everything he desires, while Rufus and Alicia get ready to go on a quest to cure the princessoftheGhoulPowder
Valkyrie Profile - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 262,435 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Lenneth V., Lezard Valeth, Alicia, Rufus
Chains of Fate by LotornoMiko reviews
A Lezard X Lenneth pairing. Lezard gains two powerful allies who hold the key to getting his desires fulfilled. However they have their own agenda for doing this. Takes place after the game so contains spoilers. A tale of love, betrayal, and war.
Valkyrie Profile - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 211,635 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Lenneth V., Lezard Valeth - Complete
Proper Care and Maintenance by trimurti reviews
[VP1] Playtime for Lezard. Squick warning.
Valkyrie Profile - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Lezard Valeth - Complete
Tread Softly by Dius Corvus reviews
“I am Jonathan Frost. I was Voldemort and Tom Riddle. I was also Harry Potter.” After the final confrontation with Voldemort, Harry finds himself changed and thrown back into the time of the Marauders and Severus Snape. SSHP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 182,436 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 2,539 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 5/3/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Never A Fairy Tale by Wallwalker reviews
Belenus only wanted to see that Asaka was doing well. He never imagined what he'd learn about his own mistakes when he went to find out.
Valkyrie Profile - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,592 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Belenus - Complete
The Tale of an Elf by LOTRguysRhot reviews
Patricia is a beeutiful elf. All of the others are jealous so she goes with Frodo. All the men fall in love with her but she is engaged. Who will she choose? Please R&R. Not a Parody!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,552 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 1/8/2004
The Official Fanfiction Academy of Chrono Trigger by DDR Freak reviews
The characters of Chrono Trigger have decided that if they want decent fanfic written about them, they'd have to pound it into writers' heads personally and literally. The fanfic University concept is copyright (c) Miss Cam.
Chrono Trigger - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,700 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 6/23/2003
The Gospel According To Tolkien by Abigail the Jedi reviews
And yea, the Lord Tolkien, father of all that is good in the world, proclaimed unto the masses...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 10/4/2004
Warts and All by Shippopotamus reviews
SS? SLASH warning. Severus spends some quality time with his true love, but can they ever truly be together?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Severus S.
Silver Wings by Schala of Zeal reviews
Schala fights against all odds to survive and reunite with her brother. But something is terribly wrong, and she may be the world's only hope. Schala POV. Dark, twisted, and demented. Eventual SchalaMagus.
Chrono Trigger - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,969 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 8/4/2004
To Be Queen Among the Damned by Araminta Malfoy-Potter reviews
Pansy Parkinson has always known exactly who she is, where she comes from, and what her life will be like...or has she? Perhaps blood will out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Strangled in a Net of Lies by Trance GimmeCat reviews
“There is a trollop in the air. A trollop who divests my husband of his marriage vows, then attempts to cleanse her damned soul in the fruity balm of lemon.” Established Crono/Marle (married), possible later Magus/Lucca. Lots of random property damage
Chrono Trigger - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,767 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 11/21/2002
New Protectors of the Plot Continuum by Anne Miliardo reviews
Anne and Kate, two Protectors of the Plot Continuum, follow in Acacia and Jay's footsteps in a tireless effort to rid Middle-Earth of Mary Sues. All hail the PPC!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,251 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/19/2004 - Published: 4/28/2003
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
Another Twist of Fate by Yuffie-Girl reviews
Injured and thrown into 1011 A.D. after an experiment gone wrong, Magus is forced to stay at Lucca's orphanage while he tries to find a way back. However, Magus and Lucca's egos are known to clash horribly. Post CT LuMa. Ch6: Another Battle of the Egos!
Chrono Trigger - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,376 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/27/2003 - Published: 6/19/2003
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
PPC: From the Files of Polaris and Aria by Cat Meringue reviews
Two partners protecting the canon from the scum of the Sue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,508 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/28/2003 - Published: 8/20/2002
Never Ever in a Million Years by Yuffie-Girl reviews
As Lucca struggles to come to terms with her feelings for Crono, she also finds herself intrigued by a certain Dark Wizard... Lucca/Magus *Now complete* And heeeeeeeeeeere's the epilogue!
Chrono Trigger - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,023 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/23/2002 - Published: 7/19/2002 - Complete
Memories Lost in Time by crimsoncookie reviews
Princess Schala muses on the mysterious prophet.
Chrono Trigger - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2002 - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3184 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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Never Forget reviews
After three years of repressing memories, a figure from Sarah's past returns and forces her to recall them. Marble Hornets fic, Tim/Sarah, oneshot. Reviews and crits always appreciated!
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,239 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2011 - MarbleHornets - Complete
No Title reviews
Pearl visits Elazul while he's recovering from his core injury. One-shot Elazul/Pearl fluff. I'll add a title when I think of one, so feel free to suggest one.
Secret/Legend of Mana - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Complete
Lezard and the Chipmunk reviews
A chipmunk sneaks into Lezard Valeth's tower and wreaks havoc. Oneshot. Please review if you decide to read.
Valkyrie Profile - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Complete
Honor Once Held reviews
In the isolation of his quarters, General Grievous remembers and prays for his people and himself. AU, oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Complete
A Grievous Cliché reviews
Yet another parody, but this time, it's Grievousfic parodies! Here, you will find every Cliché that is attacking the dear General. Please wear sanitypreservers while reading.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/17/2005 - Published: 9/30/2005
Brotherly Love reviews
Sword of Mana fic. Everyone was little once. Even dictators and aristocrats have to start somewhere. But where, exactly? Contains sticks and stones and angry parents!
Secret/Legend of Mana - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/7/2005
The Rainbow Blossoms and the Diamond of Delicacy reviews
(This is a parody) Three new girls come to Hogwarts and fall in true love! But can they overcome their tragic pasts! R&R OR I WILL GET MY GOAT TO EAT YOU! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/9/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005
Gimli Got Run Over by a Ringwraith reviews
A Parody of "Grandma got run over by a Reindeer", LOTR style! A silly thing that came to me last night while I was waiting for Santa.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/25/2003 - Gimli, Aragorn
