Word, yo.
This is DDRFreak, more commonly known as Cerberus Dis. ...Or not. I have also been known under the alias of Miss Cerberus, Cerby, various forms of Cerberus, Hey, You, Mephistopheles, Cerb, Asteyr, Aliquis_caeles, and various other things that I don't feel like thinking about right now. If you see a Cerberus Dis hanging about anywhere, though, it's probably me. If not, then I'll maim the silly bugger who took my name.
So, I'm writing this bio because I'm bored. Very bored. And definitely bored. I run OFAC, to either its benefit or detriment, we don't know which.

The OFAC Enrollment Form:

Name:
Age:
Race/Species/Nationality (if applicable):
Gender:
Hair color:
Eye color:
Phobia(s)/ Mental Conditons:

Alignment: Good/Evil/ I dunno

Lust Object(s): circle all that apply- Magus / Crono / Robo / Glenn Frog / Marle / Lucca / Ayla / Other please specify_

Special Powers/Special Magical Abilities:
Are you a ‘shipper: y/n
Favorite ‘ships:

Are you a Slasher: y/n

Whom would you prefer not to be roomed with:

Rabid Fangirls/boys
Purists
Stampeders
Slashers
Mystics
Humans

Which category would you fit into best:

Rabid Fangirls/boys
Purists
Stampeders
Slashers

I would like a Mini-Lavi and/or a Moving Pillar:

I will obey all rules that are stated at OFAC. All injuries and insanities are my own dang fault, and I will not sue. Note- OFAC is in no dimension to be sued. Thus, this entire note was decently pointless.

Signed_

I will no longer be updating or continuing any of the stories in this profile. To everyone who has read and reviewed: so long, and thanks for all the fish.