Leopardtail
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Joined 10-23-12, id: 4324150, Profile Updated: 08-12-13
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Hello

name: Leopardtail

real name : not gonna tell you

age: 11

gender : female

sexuality : Pansexual

Reationships:

Redrom: Single

Moirails: I have one

Blackrom: I have no fucking clue.

Ships:

EriSol: Mostly Red

GamKar: RED

Vriska and Tez: BLACK AS FUCK

DaveJohn: Red, because its the only romance they can have

DaveKat: Red

JohnKat: Red

Dirk and Jake

Rosemary (( Rose and Kanaya))

Stridercest

Crotuna: Red

SolKat: just plain Red

Kurtuna: Red

Vantascest

Amporacest

KurKri

PoeticJustice (CroKri)

GamKarSol

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Songs and Bands I like

Lady Gaga

NickleBack

Three Days Grace

Theory Of A Dead Man

Can't Hold Us, Wings, and Thrift Shop by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis

Eet, Blue Lips and Laughing With by Regina Spector

Don't Forget The Sun and Dancing With The Dead by Getting Scared

Safe And Sound and Love Story by Taylor Swift

Fireflies and Dirty Night Clowns by- ... Chris... I don't fucking know his last name.

Bad Apple (English) by Unknown artist

Switchfoot

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deaths:

Louie 6/3/2012- 6/12/2013

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Month One

Mommy,
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak

Homophobia

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap

The Girl:

I'm the girl who isn't dancing, just jumping up and down screaming the lyrics.

I'm the girl that if you call my friend a brat I WILL say something.

I'm the girl that will slap you if you push me.

I'm the girl that speaks my mind, whether you like it or not.

I'm the girl that walks like I am proud even if I have toilet paper stuck on my shoes.

I'm the girl that you don't wanna be on her bad side.

I'm the girl that doesn't take crap from anyone.

BUT I'm also the girl that carries a book in her purse.I'm the girl that wears sweat pants to the dance.

I'm the girl that no one knows her name, for good or bad and I like it that way.

I'm the girl who acts shy one second and the next I will be laughing like an idot.

I'm the girl that people call "Bitch" and "Freak" "Mean" and "Weird" but I take that as a compliment.

I'm the girl that doesn't have normal hobbies. I read and I write.

I'm the girl that hasn't been asked out at all.

I'm the girl who isn't a people person but I am when it comes to friends.

I'm also the girl they call "best friends"

Girls Need To Realize: WRITTEN BY A GUY! :)

We guys don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
We don't care if a guy calls, OR TEXTS, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.
Nothing is that important at 2 a.m.
That it can't wait till the morning.
Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong.
We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.
Don't be mad when we hold the door open.
Take Advantage of the mood I'm in.
Let us pay for you! Dont 'feel bad', we enjoy doing it.
It's expected.
Smile and say 'thank you'.
Kiss us when no one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.
You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like you for who you are and not what you are.
Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. Or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up.
Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.
Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hott Chris Brown, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.
It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.
Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful' I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of.
On the other hand I'm not saying I wouldn't like it either... ;- )
Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change!!
Ditch his sorry butt, disgrace to the male population and find someone who will treat you with utter respect!
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and say 'I love you'...and actually mean it.
Give the nice guys a chance.

Guys repost this if you agree.
Girls repost this if you think it's cute.

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this,
so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top

By An Unknown Author

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile

Do it one by one. Don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3.Your first initial?

4.Your month of birth?

5.Which color do you like more, black or white?

of a person of the same sex as yours?

7.Your favorite number?

you like California or Florida more?

you like the lake or the ocean more?

10.Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down.

(don't cheat

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2.If you choose:

Red: You're alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K:You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.:The year will go by very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June:You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.:You will have a great year and experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great but you'll eventually find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction,it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7.This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8.If you choose...

California:You like adventure

Florida:You are a laid back person.

9.If you choose...

Lake:You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean:You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10.This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was

born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When

I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you

go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Put your iPod on shuffle and see what the soundtrack would be if your life was a movie:

Opening Credits: Setting Yourself Up For Sarcasm by Getting Scared

Waking Up: Monster by Skillet

Falling In Love: The Diary Of Jane by Breaking Benjamin

Fight Song: Home by Three Days Grace

Breaking Up: Pain by Three Days Grace

Life’s OK: Animal I Have Become by Three Days Grace

Getting Back Together: Riot by (you guessed it) Three Days Grace

Wedding: The Parting Glass by unknown (The only sweet song I have)

Birth of Child: Keep Myself Alive by Getting Scared

Final Battle: I Hate Everything About You by Three Days Grace

Death Scene: Hero by Skillet

Funeral Song: Don't You Dare Forget The Sun by Getting Scared (I want this to be played at my funeral)

End Credits: Safe and Sound by Taylor Swift

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I Hate Eggs by erentitanjaeger reviews
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Are You Mine? by SmileyFacesSmile reviews
Eridan visits Karkat's house one day, and finds a surprise that makes him a very happy sea dweller indeed. Nsfw, EriKri.
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Something's Wrong by SwampyGreenie reviews
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Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,945 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater
Where in Hate, blooms Love? by VampireKitten17 reviews
Okay. This is an rp between me and my best friend so be warned. It is full of smut and headcannon and yeah... So that is your warning.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 297,871 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Sollux C., Karkat V.
Horsing Around by k8g8s8 reviews
Your name is Dirk Strider and you are hanging out with your friend, his name is Equius you tend to make silly nicknames for him, who he finds annoying but he doesn't complain a whole lot. At the moment you two are making robots together. M rated for smut in later chapters. Yaoi warning! BoyXBoy. Don't like, don't read.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,174 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Dirk S., Equius Z.
Answer the Vent by Skriiven reviews
Just some troll boy lovin, Eridan/Karkat/Sollux style
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Karkat V., Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
EriSolKat drabble by MarieVargas reviews
My friend requested something a long time ago. She asked for either EriSol or SolKat, so I was genius enough to make it EriSolKat, please hold your applause until after the smut.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Karkat V., Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
Men Are Pigs by InscribedBeauty reviews
Basically an excuse to write drunk JakeDirk porn. Pretty much a one-shot unless ya'll think it should be continued. I apologize in advance for incorrect spelling/facts. Enjoy.
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A lesson in alien biology by aleya17358 reviews
an awesome karkat i found on Dave gets curious when Karkat gets a prank pulled on him NSFFFWWWW smut smut smut
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
Oxymorons by mynamesnottuna reviews
Humanstuck au. Sollux Captor was your average office junkie working for a large corporation, as his last attempt at keeping his life together. Eridan Ampora was your average art school drop out working for his father's corporation, as his last attempt at keeping his life together. However, neither are quite aware of how impossible those goals are.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,516 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Eridan A., Sollux C.
The Study of the Effects of Mind Honey by DeathlyFlames reviews
Sollux knew he wasn't supposed to eat mind honey. Unfortunately, when it comes to shipping, Nepeta doesn't care. Oneshot
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
The Healing Process by PurpleAmbitions reviews
Mituna and Kurloz get in the bath tub. Hubba hubba. Contains: KurlozMituna, smexy time, a bit of sadness in the beginning -Janie
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Kurloz M., Mituna C. - Complete
I Can Certainly Help by PurpleAmbitions reviews
Karkat is in some trouble, and Sollux helps him out in said trouble. Contents: Yaoi. You were warned. SolKat -A Janie Story
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Karkat V., Sollux C. - Complete
Shangri La- Welcome to The Dark Carnival by yuugi arry reviews
He was watching me, my every move, his gray eyes wide and child like, like they normally are when he's amused or scared. I can't blame him for being scared. I just culled Terezi yesterday when I took him and chained him up.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Karkat V., Gamzee M. - Complete
Guns and Buns by notebookthief reviews
yea this is basically just kinky dirkjake porn with dom jake
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Amporacest Drabble 3 by MarieVargas reviews
I received my first anonymous request without any prodding to my followers on tumblr. This has bondage in it, so don't read if you don't like it.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Orphaner Dualscar, Cronus A. - Complete
Once Upon a Tearstained Piano by MagicalTomato reviews
Humanstuck GamKar. Paragraphical RP by /T/ and /M/. Rated M for sexy things, abuse, language, implied death. Fail summary is fail. They're in highschool is really all I can say. I can't really put a summary on this cause... its an RP... Follows the logic: Less logic, more sex. Implied One sided-Pedo-incest toward Karkat.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,940 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Karkat V., Gamzee M.
Forbidden Romance by NubbyMcShouts reviews
What happens when Karkat confesses his flushed feelings for Eridan? Read and find out. Lemon Fluff Smut And all that other good shit. c: READ IT AND PLEASE LEAVE A REVIEW!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Eridan A., Karkat V. - Complete
Popsicle by Mistress Taru reviews
Jack Frost loves Popsicles. Bunnymund loves that Jack Frost loves Popsicles. JackRabbit BunnymundxJack Rated for hardcore lemon and language Disclaimer: I don't own Rise of the Guardians or the brand name Popsicle
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 197 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
A desk chair, a hacker, and the pictures he was never meant to see by cartunegirl56 reviews
It's a folder. It's labeled only "March." Just bored enough to wonder what's inside, Sollux double clicks the folder. His multicolored eyes widen substantially. Hooooollly cow. Before him is a grainy webcam photo of Eridan, and that's not even the most horrifying part. Redrom Eridan/Sollux smut.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
SolKat drabble 2 by MarieVargas reviews
Someone wanted SolKat smut, they got SolKat smut.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Sollux C., Karkat V. - Complete
Vantascest Drabble 2 by MarieVargas reviews
I wrote some cutesy Vantascest... Then I gave it a really fucking raunchy ending for shits and giggles.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Kankri V., Karkat V. - Complete
Plucked Petals by regularfrankie reviews
Rose and Kanaya's slightly awkward first-time sex on the Meteor.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Rose L., Kanaya M. - Complete
Impulse by Mr. Nohbodee reviews
Nepeta tries to get Karkat to enjoy Halloween by taking him out to a club. Once there, Karkat makes eyes with the wrong stranger and suddenly things are heading in a direction he wouldn't have expected. Well, that's what he gets for acting on impulse. 1st person Karkat Bottom!Dave x Karkat
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Karkat V., Dave S. - Complete
Frostbitten Hearts Petstuck by QueenDusk reviews
A story by Misa-chu and me. Discontinued. It starts off with Karkat being abused by his owner, later to be taken in by John. After some mischief, they visit Rose and her troll Kanaya.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,258 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 8/16/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
My Little Pet by PrinceVampy reviews
Petstuck! Eridan decides to purchase a troll, finding a young troll to take into the family. Possible two-shot, will contain Erisol in later chapters.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C.
Our Time and Blood by obsessedStuck reviews
In a different time and a different world, a human and a troll have a strange love and with any love there is sure to be troubles down the road.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Karkat V., Dave S. - Complete
If You Shout Surprise! by X-Hayze-chan-X reviews
In which Sollux is manic, and Karkat just happens to be in the wrong place at the right time. Mind tentacles ensue, among other things. For the Homestuck kink meme!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Sollux C., Karkat V. - Complete
Only Mine by The Illusion of Time reviews
It's not love. It's possession. Something has broken in him...SolKar matured for gore One-shot
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Complete
What happens in the cage stays in the cage by Dews reviews
Ever wonder what happened in the cage between Akito and Yuki? they got freaky with each other. Read on...
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Akito S., Yuki S. - Complete
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Vampire Love reviews
Your name is Karkat Vantas. You're the son of The Signless, you have an older brother named Kankri. You and your family are vampire hunters. Tonight is your and Kankri's first mission and you both fucked up royally. - M for future smut. The name sucks :/
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Cronus A., Kankri V., Karkat V., Eridan A.
Walk Of Murder reviews
A man walked up a telling the teen to put the gun down and knowone would get hurt, the teen laughed. He pointed the gun at the man. BAM!THUD! The teen shot him, killing him on the spot, A women screamed. The teen just stood their twirling the gun around on his finger. The others should be here any minute... BoyXBoy and GirlXGirl romance in later chapters
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Karkat V., Gamzee M.