HELLO PEOPLES!!

Name:Something

Age:Between 1 second and 1000 milleniums

Height: between 1" and 100'

Gender: Something

(P.S.: My current Avatar is my OC DB as a pony.)

I'll never give away any information about myself, except for what my likes and dislikes are.

Favorite fanfic:The 1st Central Park Zoo Independence Day Concert by Colonel Arbuckle. It is truly the absolute BEST fanfic that could ever exsist. If I ever wrote one with it being even half as good, I would die from excitement.

Favorite musical artist: Skillet. If you ain't heard of 'em, look 'em up.

Favorite song: Lucy by Skillet.

Favorite food: Fried chicken.

Favorite show: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Yes I'm a brony. Deal with it. To all other bronies out there, BROHOOF!

Favorite episode of MLP:FIM: Crusaders of the Lost Mark

Favorite movie: Lion King

Favorite lines: From POM: Maurice: Does anybody know why I'm holding this toilet paper?

From Ice Age Continental Drift: Granny: All this sweetness is rotting my teeth out...if I had any.

From NCIS: DiNozzo: YOU CAN'T OUTRUN ME! I'M WEARING TUBE-SOCKS!

Least favorite musical artist: Micheal Jackson and Justin Bieber,

Least favorite food:Brocoli. Tried it, almost puked

Least favorite show: Adventure Time or Regular Show or Mad or South Park or Family Guy or Futurama (Ya this could go on for a while so I'll just go onto the next thing)

Least favorite movie: Of the ones I have seen, it would be Land of the Lost. It is as stupid as my least favorite shows(which the list would still be going if I hadn't continued) I also watched a documentary once. Course, I slept through it. I was the second one to fall asleep. My dad was first.

Now, to describe my OCs. Yay.

DB

debut: A new character.

bio: He can make portals through dimensions and in between places, though, he can almost never land on his feet when he goes through. He is very caring and will not attack unless he or another person is attacked. If you hurt his friends or family or anyone he cares for, you better not be expecting to see the light of another day. He will release righteous fury. You will either burn to death or have a vital part to living ripped out of you. He has many weapons hidden throughout his body. He is skilled at making things out of his spare weapons. He will try to find peace if he thinks it is possible.

friends: From KFP: The Five, Po, Shifu, , Wu sisters, Song, Tai Lung. From Alpha and Omega:Kate, Humphrey, Garth(though this can be shakey), and Lily.

From Hetalia: Italy(though he is sometimes annoyed by him), Germany, Japan, France, England, America(though he is extremely annoyed by him), Russia(though he is scared by him), and Canada(this is partly because he feels bad for him) Other OCs: Informant, Wayward Son, Grandfather(dead), his master(also dead), J aka DBMM(again, dead), Matthew, Star

Love interests: first, it was Ruby, but she is dead now. Wan Wu. They got together in an interesting way.

Enemies: Traitor aka Scavenger:He is an arch-nemesis. In fact, he is the only person that DB truly hates. He killed Grandfather, DB's master(not just the one that is seen in my fanfics), and DBMM aka J. Avenger. He used to be friends with him, but after the attack that Traitor ,aka Scavenger, led on the ninja clan, they became enemies, though DB did not know he was alive until Avenger unleashed a plan. Mastermind. He thought he could beat DB by outsmarting him, but it didn't result too well. Diablo. He is a result of Mastermind's plan.

Wayward Son

debut: A new character

bio: He is DB with a different personality, but he is not a clone. Nor is he a twin. He is more aggressive than DB. He will attack if he so much as thinks someone is attempting to hurt someone else. He speaks his mind with little concern for others unless DB is there. He is not as good of a fighter as DB, but he has just as many weapons. He used to be evil, but DB changed that. He has everything that DB has, only to a lesser extent.

Friends: DB. DB is the only one he will let to know him, except when DB tells people about him. He may try to be friends with others, but the closest he comes is them trusting him. Po also considers him a friend. He considers other people friends, though many don't feel the same way. Matthew, Star

Love interests: None. Yet.

Enemies:Traitor aka Scavenger. Himself. He is just scared that he will become evil again. Avenger. Mastermind. Diablo

Informant

debut: The new journey

bio: He is a ninja that follows DB. He has just as many weapons as DB, but he doesn't have close to the same skill level. He is better than most, though. He is always ready for battle. He acts on instinct. If he feels someone isn't going to attack, he will just be on the ready. If he feels someone is going to attack, he strikes first. DB believes that this is a good trait, even if he is sometimes wrong. DB just understands that people can be wrong.

Friends:DB. He is never really around enough to make friends, so it is just known that he is good friends with DB. Matthew, Star

Love interests: None because, again, he isn't around others long enough.

Enemies:Traitor aka Scavenger. Avenger. Mastermind. Diablo.

Matthew

debut: New Year and New Troubles

bio: He is from royalty, but lived on the run because he was framed for the assassination of the king, his uncle, when he was actually killed by another uncle of his. He was in the army of the country. He has an incredible high endurance that makes him hard to beat, especially since DB taught him some moves, so he could probably eventually take down DB, just by wearing him down. He got his name cleared thanks to DB. He now gets money sent to him fairly often because of his royal status, but he stayed in the Jade Palace to stay with his friends.

Friends: DB, Informant, Wayward Son, Furious Five, Po, Wu sisters, Tai Lung, Star

Love interests: None

Enemies: Traitor aka Scavenger, Avenger, Mastermind, Diablo

Shining Star

debut: Seeing Stars

bio: Not much is known about her. She is known to be a daughter of God(seriously, read my fanfics to understand this). She is known to be more powerful than DB. She use to be very strict on her missions until she was sent on a mission to protect DB, because he got her to feeling emotions again and be less strict on missions. She still shows very few missions and DB seems to be the only one who knows what her true emotions are.

Friends: DB. He is her best friend. Everyone who is a friend of DB.

Love interests: None

Enemies: DB's enemies.

Traitor aka Scavenger

debut: A new journey

bio: He is evil. He seems unable to be killed. He has many weapons, but he prefers to use the naginata that DB made to kill him with because he wants to use it on its creator. He betrayed his clan, so you can't trust him as far as you can throw him. He has massive ninja skills that somehow became better, but he is not as good as DB or Wayward Son. He is easily angered. He will kill you if he has no use for you.

Friends: Anyone that he has a use for. After he has no more use for you, he kills ya.(wanna be his friend?)

Love interests: None. He kills people to quickly to get a love interest.

Enemies:Everyone, except himself.

Avenger

debut: Another Chapter

bio: He is unknown. He has an extreme hatred for DB. It is unexplained. Maybe he just hates being proved wrong. Maybe he just doesn't like how DB looks. Whatever the reason, he now has devoted his life to killing DB. His fighting skills are great. Possibly greater than DB's. But, he does not think as quickly as DB, which allows DB to win. He is not below cheating in a fight if he feels he will lose. He doesn't really have a favorite weapon. He uses whatever whenever.

Friends:Traitor aka Scavenger. Mastermind. Diablo. They have a common goal:To see DB die

Love interests:none. He is too busy trying to kill DB to get one

Enemies:DB and anyone that is friends with DB

Mastermind

debut: Another Chapter

bio: He used to be a tactics planner for an organization that DB runs. But, he left the organization to try to conquer the world. He knows how to fight, though he is not the best fighter. He is great with a katana, but would never survive a solo fight with DB or Wayward Son. He is a thinker and always searches for the possibilities. But, he failed to see one possibility when he unleashed his plan against DB.

Friends: Traitor aka Scavenger. Avenger. He had them to help him unleash his plan on DB. Diablo.

Love interests: None. His only love is to try to conquer the world.

Enemies: DB. He sees DB as the greatest threat to his want to conquer the world. DB's allies. He doesn't want DB to be able to rally anyone to his side.

Diablo

debut: Mastermind's Master Plan

bio: He came from DB. They have equal skill levels. Their first fight went on for several hours and ended with them fainting. He will mainly use a katana, though he can use other weapons. He has a Spanish accent that cannot be explained. He is also the embodiment of evil. He is so evil you can tell it just by looking at him.

Friends: Anyone that is an enemy of DB or evil. He doesn't care who they are.

Love interests: He is too evil to have a love interest.

Enemies: DB and all his friends and acquaintances. He hates DB that much. Anyone that is good.

Well, that is all of the important ones. If I ever feel like putting in another one that isn't dead, but doesn't have an important role, I will.

Now, I will go from the OCs to other things.

Now, the first thing I'm going to talk about is something very serious. You see, I was being an idiot. It involved a pm I received from someone who had commented on a review that I put on someone else's fanfic and they slammed things that I believed. I let myself be dragged into an argument instead of trying to keep my head clear and stay out of an argument. Well, anyway, they ended up blocking me. Now, I want to say sorry to them and that I forgive them. I'm sorry for getting into that argument and I'm sorry for many other reasons. Also, I forgive you for what you had said about what I believe. Now, if you accept my apology or not, that is up to you. Now, Crazy-Pairing-Girl, I hope you read my profile and accept my apology. It is up to you. "Forgiveness is the key to happiness. Forgiveness is the key to freedom. Forgiveness is the key to...everything."(me, speech class, 2011)

John 3:16-17 "For God so loved the world that he sent his only begotten son that whosoever believeth in him shall not perish, but have everlasting life. For God did not send his son into the world to condemn the world but to save it through him."

If you ever leave a review, I will at least try to respond to it, no matter how old the story is.

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If you hate fried chicken, copy this into your profile. If you like fried chicken, copy this into your profile anyways.

If you don't care none 'bout grammatical errors, copy this into your profile. If you like fried chicken, copy this into your profile anyways.

If you've realized that I like fried chicken, copy this into your profile. If you like fried chicken, copy this into your profile anyways.

Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't:

Why do we sleep in church, but when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up? Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about sex? Why are we so bored when we look at a Apostolic magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message, Yet we repost the nasty ones? Why are churches getting smaller, But bars and clubs are growing?

Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Just remember God is always watching you.

When I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back, the boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'' The little boy turned to the old woman next to him, ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' She replied, ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked ...him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this, 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said, 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of himself. He was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she didn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll!'' OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said, 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state of mind from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine, and in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: (1) Copy & Paste this on your profile (2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven.

STERYOTYPES: If you're a christian and tired of all the horrible things people associate with you because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile and add one to the list.

I am a Christian: That doesn't mean we can't be friends because you're not.

I am a Christian: I was taught to love my enemies, not pound the bible over their head.

I am a Christian: I have sufferings, too. Yes, they are as bad as yours.

I am a Christian: I really don't try to shove Jesus down your throat, I just like listening to Christian music.

I am a Christian: I don't appreciate you bashing my God in front of me.

I am a Christian: I will stand up for my beliefs.

I am a Christian: I don't care if you got pregnant, I still love you.

I am a Christian: I cry when I see all the horrible things others do.

I am a Christian: I am not perfect.

I am a Christian: I made this choice myself.

I am a Christian: I will not waver in the face of suffering.

I am a Christian: go ahead and pull the trigger.

I am a Christian: I am not afraid of death.

I am a Christian: I still have my bad days.

I am a Christian: I believe that My God is GREAT and GOOD.

I am a Christian: Because he gave us free choice, and I was tired of sin.

I am a Christian: I'm not going to condemn you for your sins. We're ALL sinners.

I am a Christian: I'm not doing anything to slam your beliefs. I would appreciate it if people would stop slamming mine.

You Know You're An Author If...

-You talk to yourself a lot.(I did this before I was an author)

-You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.(I did this before I was an author)

-When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.(I did this before I was an author)

-After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

-You live off of sugar and caffine

-People think you're insane.(this has been since I was born)

-You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

-You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

-No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

-The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.(just this year[2017])

-Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

-People think you have A.D.D.

-You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

-You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.(I did this before I became an author)

-You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

-Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

-And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions.

IF they had given Danny Phantom half the attention or money they give to the mutant retarded sponge, DP would be the top rated show. If you completely hate Nick for ending production on Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list:Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom-Figure, Karimlan di Sindihan, zara2148, crazyvi, Pheek, timelordsapprentice, Video/GamingFreak1213, Sebman32, I'm a Jesus Freak

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

97% of teens would cry if they see Robert Patterson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would be relaxing in a lawnchair, eating popcorn and chanting, "DO A FLIP!", copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a super wild, sugar-upped, crazy, active imagination, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad, laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever had an argument with an imaginary friend and LOST, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said pull, copy and paste this on your profile.

97% of teens only see Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this on your profile if you're one of the other 3% percent who just want to see things explode and robots beating each other up.

98% of teens would be screaming and crying if the Jonas Brothers were on a skyscraper, preparing to jump. If you're on the 2% who would bring 3D glasses, popcorn and gather all your friends to start chanting "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!", copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book/movie/tv series/or video game and strangle some of the characters for being so INCREDIBLY STUPID, copy and paste this on your profile.

If at one time, you misspelled a word four letters or lees, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've read other people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste, then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think writer's block is an evil parasite that lives in your brain and sucks the life out of the plot bunnies, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you support Danny/Sam, copy and paste this on your profile.

A teenage girl about seventeen named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as they shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall, elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley, she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly, a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her; she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been harassed in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by the tragedy and the fact that it could've been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young lady, she decided to go to the police station. She felt that she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two, tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe it or not, you're not alone. Did you know that 98 of 100 teenagers would not stand up for God, and 93 of 100 people that read this won't repost it?

If you believe that the rapture will happen and that Jesus will be our king, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you still hate writer's block and will put it on your profile twice just for the sheer amount of hating it, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you do it three times, that's too much hate, but copy and paste this on your profile anyway.

If you believe that Jesus is our ETERNAL LORD OF ALL CREATION and that he DIED TO SAVE US FROM OUR SINS THAT WILL OTHERWISE CONDEMN US TO SPIRITUAL DEATH AND ETERNAL SEPERATION FROM GOD, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you make misteakes, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever tripped over on your own feet, copy and paste this on your profile.

If several, inanimate objects hate you for no reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If people think you are completely insane in the head, copy and paste on your profile.

If they're right, copy and paste this on your profile.

98% of teens does or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't and never will, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this to make it even longer.

If you daydream 24/7, copy and paste this on your profile!

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and just leave the leprechaun alone for once, then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you know that the world isn't your home, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're not dead, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a stupid, obvious question (and by stupid, I mean stupid even by fanfiction author standards), then copy and paste this on your profile.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated!

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

"I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!" -Stewie Griffin

"You know, I do not think that means what you think it means." Inigo Montoyez

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

It's all fun and games until the other person loses their mind

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese; there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or dad, or my older brother Collin, or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu, but I think its Colin.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'

It is wise to walk a mile in a man's shoes before judging him... That way you're a mile away and you have his shoes.

"If you are good you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good you will get out of it."

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"Sometimes you're the windshield, but sometimes you gotta be the bug."

"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib."

"Always listen to experts- they'll tell you confidently what can't be done and why. Then go ahead and do it."

"After all is said and done a heck of a lot more is said than done."

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

"Happiness is your dentist telling you "it won't hurt a bit," and then he catches his hand in the drill."

"The good news is that you may have screwed up my past and created my present but you have no control over my future."

Let's play truth or dare! Or maybe just dare, because nobody seems to tell the truth anymore.

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

War is God's way of teaching Americans about geography.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

Those who fail history class are doomed to repeat it.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

People who say it can't be done should not interrupt those of us who are doing it.

Write only if you cannot live without writing. Write only what you alone can write.

You can't wait for inspiration; you have to go after it with a club.

You don't write because you want to say something, you write because you have something to say.

The act of writing is the act of discovering what you believe.

Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it thinks about dogs.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

SARCASM is just another free service I offer.

I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.

I'm not ALWAYS late. Sometimes I just don't show up.

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask questions.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Trying is the first step toward failure.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

Dream big dreams, because little dreams have no magic.

Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one?

I apologize, do you want me to mean it too?

Forgiveness is the scent a rose leaves on the heel that crushes it.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation

"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."

"I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That's not GOD…it's a MAGLIGHT!" Tony V.

Fake is the new trend. I guess everyone's in style.

So what I've got a smile on, but it's hiding the quiet superstitions in my head.

Yes I may be smiling, but I'm secretly laughing at your face.

I didn't say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.

I'm the person your mother warned you about.

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

Do not disturb I'm disturbed enough already

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn't they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

Don't trip-*trips* ughh *kicks you so you trip too*

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and throw it in the face of the person who gave you lemons until you get the oranges you originally asked for

If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile

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If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your day isn't complete until you've terrified a complete stranger, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you often laugh maniacally around many people, please copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you are always the last picked in gym class, and if you don't care, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

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If your skin is almost always cold...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends, copy and paste this into your profile

98% of teens would be screaming and crying if the Jonas Brothers were on the top of the Empire State Building, preparing to jump. If you're one of the 2% who would bring 3-D glasses, popcorn, and gather all of your friends to start chanting "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!", copy this into your profile.

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP".

Six truths in life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical imposibility

2. All idiots, after reading this will try it

3. And discover that it's a lie

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

If you count as an idiot, post this onto your profile!

If I'm not being sarcastic, something is wrong.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that gosh-darn Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction and/or fictionpress, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
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If you have ever pushed on a door that said "pull" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like ice cream, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

I support Skilene (SkipperxMarlene)!! If you, too, believe a penguin and an otter can make a good couple, copy and paste this into your profile. (C'mon! It's obvious they're in love! Just check out the episode "Haunted Habitats"! And "Roomies", let's not 4-get Roomies.)

96 percent of teens won't stand up for God. Put this on you page if you're one of the 4 percent who will.

If you are an American and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If you like ACTION and ROMANCE, put this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you are or know someone who is crazy, put this in your profile.

I support Skilene (SkipperxMarlene)!! If you, too, believe a penguin and an otter can make a good couple, copy and paste this into your profile. (C'mon! It's obvious they're in love! Just check out the episode "Haunted Habitats"! And "Roomies", let's not 4-get Roomies.)

96 percent of teens won't stand up for God. Put this on you page if you're one of the 4 percent who will.

If you love animals, put this in your profile.

If you find "copy and paste" thingys addicting, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you actually want to SEE Manfreedy and Johnson, copy and paste.

If you know what an aglet is, please copy and paste this into your profile.

No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect. Copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!

If you like Penguins Of Madagascar, post this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think your friends and family are awesome, post this in your profile.

If you have copy and pasted more than ten things in your profile, post this in your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

(o.o) Copy the doggy into your profile because MysticalPearl made it up and it is giving you sad eyes.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquito's giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are one of the few that actually has any regard to the rules of FanFiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, God is there! If you believe in God, put this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you want a PoM episode when Skipper has a flash back of his past, copy and paste

95% of teens would cry if they saw JUSTIN BIEBER at the top of a skyskraper about to jump.Copy and Paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!"

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it? If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son then copy and paste this in your profile

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Without GOD, our week would be:

Sinday,

Mournday,

Tearsday,

Wasteday,

Thirstday,

Fightday,

Shatterday.

Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.

Seven days without GOD will make one weak.

I believe in Jesus Christ the Lord as my savior and redeemer, and could not live without him in my life. If you do too, and aren't afraid to admit it, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list. Kakashis-First-Kiss, jedigal125, iloveJacobandJasper, Vampirewithasecret, Lacey-The-Invisible-Ninja, James018, AdorableElephant, MelRose520, I am an Anonymous Person, WingedPurpleBookWorm4Life,FluteFishySmart, Pirate-Spy-Demigod-Wizard,Sweetpanda12, I'm a Jesus Freak,

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

did some copy and pasting, so ya not everything in there is true, I'm just not feeling like taking it out right now.

Everyone, there will be a big war between the enemies of Israel and Israel. Israel will win the war, even though they are far out numbered. And, either a little before or a little after, those that believe in Christ will be taken up. Then, the Anti-Christ will be in power. He will have a seven year peace treaty signed with Israel. He will then offer a sign for people to take upon themselves. DO NOT take up the sign, because it will keep you away from God for all eternity if you are left here after the Rapture. If you believe what the Bible says is true, copy and paste this in your profile.

If anyone has a prayer request, just PM me.

Now that you have taken time to read my profile, read my stories and leave a review. If you don't, I will send DB after you along with Wayward Son, SO DO IT!!