I was really surprised that no one had written a "Dear Fanfiction" for Ultimate Spider-Man, so I decided to write one myself. I'll need some more ideas for letters, so let me know if you have any! Oh, and please rate and review; it's the only way I'm going to get better!

Disclaimer: I don't own these characters. :(

Dear Fanfiction,

I'm not going to date any of your "Mary-Sues."

I'm just not.

Sincerely,

Peter Parker/ Spiderman