Muses:

Muses of Humour

1) Muse of History: Ringwraith # 4, named Charlie -_-o. A little too polite, but I'm not complaining (well, actually, I am). At least he's civil towards me.

2) Muse of Sacred Poetry: Ringwraith # 2, Phil. A rather frank muse, but he doesn't give me any physical harm, so I'm fine with that.

3) Muse of Love Poetry: Ringwraith # 6, Bob. Probably the most annoying muse of all, he recites love poetry and tries to make up his own.

4) Muse of Astronomy: Ringwraith # 3, Joe. A silly muse. Charlie tells me he loves sugar. Manwë help us all.

5) Muse of Epic Poetry: Ringwraith # 5, Wilhelmina. The only female Ringwraith. She was courted by one of the nine kings, and King Xavier the Magnificent proposed with the Ring of Power. She is the most violent and tempermental of all of my muses. She has a sharp longsword and she knows how to use it.

6) Muse of Lyric Poetry: Ringwraith # 1, Tom. He takes his postion as the Muse of Lyric Poetry seriously, and he loves to sing endlessly, mostly songs he doesn't know all the words to.

7) Muse of Comedy: Ringwraith # 7, Richard. Although he doesn't crack many jokes (at least, not on purpose), he still is comic relief when he investigates the technology around my house...at least, comical for the Ringwraiths, who don't have to pay for all the stuff he breaks...

8) Muse of Choral Songs and the Dance: Ringwraith # 8, Harry. Harry is true to his title, and loves to dance. He is especially fond of twirling like a whirling dervish on a sugar high.

9) Muse of Tragedy: Ringwraith # 9, Witch King of Angmar, Lord of the Nazgûls, Grand Sisboomba of Mordor, Big Boss of the Black Riders, blah blah blah-blah blah. *deep breath* What, I'm out of room? Okay, this chap's not around very often. He just will come every now and then to demand his Nazgûl back and stab me with random sharp objects. The tragedy is more for me, really. Came to an *cough* unfortunate *cough* end at the hands of Vyctori's muse, Menardi.

Muses of General Works

INFORMATION COMING LATE!

Current fanfictions:

Stone Tablet: My semi-original work, detailing a time during just the beginning of the last Golden Age. Not humour. WORK IN PROGRESS.

Weyard Weekly, the ORIGINAL Pointless Golden Sun Newspaper. I'll write funny articles about Golden Sun. ON HOLD.

A Mudshipper's Romeo and Juliet, also known as The Tragedy of Isaac and Mia: A parody of Romeo and Juliet with the Golden Sun characters. Thanks to Griffinkhan for permission to use this idea! OFFLINE, DUE TO NEW RULES.

For Karst: A one-shot, with spoilers for The Lost Age, mainly after the mini-boss of Mars Lighthouse. FINISHED.

Stuff that's not actually on my author page:

Vyctori's "Golden Sun One-Shot Service": Vyctori's invited Empress Dotdotdot and I to help her with the one-shots, so now you can request one-shots for myself to do!

Vilya 'n' Company's "The Golden Sun One Shot Panoply": I've submitted a fic, humour, of course.

Last Bio Update: January 17, 2005: Complete and utter rewrite of bio, reflecting the changes I've undergone in the last year.

NOTE: A Mudshipper's Romeo And Juliet has been taken down, due to the specification on the "no chat" rule, which states that script format is against the rules. I will be posting it on my website longly. Any updates will be posted here.