Hi! the name's Artemis. I'm not much of a writer but I have tons of ideas for stories so what I'm proposing is putting up my ideas and hopefully end up with someone taking my idea to a good level.

Check out the pieces for my story of Elena:

http:///cgi/collection?id=4294677

I only read and review the following pairings so if you have a story with these in it drop me a PM:

Harry Potter:

Twilight:

Vampire Academy:

(Any others are not in my interest)

Glee:

Crossovers:

Harry Potter/Twilight:

Harry Potter/Vampire Academy:

Harry Potter/Glee:

Twilight/Vampire Academy:

Twilight/Glee:

Now I will read True Blood but only with crossovers of Harry Potter, Twilight, and Vampire Academy. Anyone with House of Night stories please let me know.

Types of stories I'll read and review:

Things involving characters turning evil or just deciding being good isn't all it's meant to be. Examples are: Harry deciding he wants a taste of what Voldemort offers, Bella joining the Volturi or a Nomad, Rose and Dimitri as Strogoi, Rachel sleeping with Will underage. Also any stories with rape, incest, abuse, suicide, cutting is good as long as there's a silver lining.

Stories where the character has enough of being controlled and ventures on their own. Examples: Harry realizing he doesn't want to be a puppet and taking his inheritance or just learning to live alone, Bella getting tired of Edward's controlling issues and fights back.

Now I will read some funny ones so if you got some like for instance: chat rooms, jokes on the characters, etc.

THE 1990's

If you're under the age of 11 or 12...you shouldn't even read this,

and if you do, you should not repost this.

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.

It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons.

You're a 90's kid if:

You remember watching:

-Keenan and Kel.

-Doug.

-the amanda show.

-all that.

-Rockos modern Life.

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

Hey all who see this profile. I am currently looking for a story about Hermione escaping a abusive relationship with Ron and taking a teaching post. If you know if this please PM me.

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember:

-fresh prince of bellair

-full house.

-cheers.

-Boy Meets World

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early

on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You remember reading "Goosebumps&qu ot;

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

When everything was settled by:

-rock paper scissors or

-bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or

-ms. mary mack

-doggy doggy diamond step right out!

When kick ball was a daily activity.

When we used to obey our parents

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You remember The Original Game Boy.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching:

-The Magic School Bus

-Wishbone

-Reading Rainbow

-and Ghostwriter on PBS

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.

You remember watching:

-the 1st Batman

-Aladdin

-Ninja Turtles

-ghost busters

You remember Ring Pops.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.

Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs" :)

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

One word. . . . . . . .trolls.

Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of

-Rugrats

-Wild Thornberry's

-Power Rangers

-Rocket Power.

-Invader Zim

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears

Lambchop's song never ended.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

Everyone watched the WB.

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .

Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . .

Before SpongeBob . . .

When gas was 0.95 a gallon.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

You had slap bracelets!

You Actually played outside until it was dark!

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear...

It is sad because this is true.

Before Tupac was shot.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

I am a 90s kid because i was born in 90, lol.

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young...

There were only 150 Pokemon (Mew was impossible to get).

Digimon was popular.

Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it.

You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating.

Nobody cared what you looked like.

Hamtaro ROCKED.

Catching a pidgeon was cool.

Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean.

Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'.

Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts.

Saying 'moron' was a swear word.

Fire was considered dangerous.

The only thing you had to worry about were cooties.

Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines.

Multiplication was scary.

Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.

The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile (I'm not crazy... but Edward says hi.)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT and NEW MOON over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingies, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and pastes this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

MORSMORDRE!

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THIS IS THE DARK MARK.

All Death Eaters, copy and paste it into your profile immediately.

Long live the Dark Lord!

Severus's favorite green chair

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See if you can answer my question. First person to will get any new story of theirs read and reviewed.

I need the title and/or author of a story about Hermione getting with Ron then leaving him due to abuse at his hands. She goes back to Hogwarts and Severus Snape takes her under his wing.