ALL OF MY READERS. ALL FOLLOWERS OF UNDERTAKERS MAID CAFE.

ATTENTION.

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!!!!

I HAVE CHAPTER 16 AND HAVE STARTED THE NEW YEARS SHOT. I JUST HAVE TO TYPE THEM OUT AND POST, BUT I WILL BE WITHOUT WIRELESS THIS WEEKEND. I WILL POST ASAP

IM REALLY FUCKING SORRY FOR ALL THIS WAITING GUYS. IM SO SO SO SO SO SORRY.

LOVE- NEON ROBERTS

In Character: Hello, i hope you are enjoying your stay at the Phantomhive manor. My young master Ciel wasn't expecting any visitors today and stepped out for a moment, he should be home by supper. But i must ask, would you like some more tea? And if you need any reading material, there is a in-progress story and a one shot, both Yaois for me and my master. *looks the new and unknown guest in the eyes and smiles* If there is anything, anything at all that you would like me to tend to, please send me a PM. i will be at your service, as i am a Phantomhive butler after all. And i can only request that you stay away from the Trancy residence, they are a rowdy bunch of vile creatures- especially that butler Claude- that are trying to take away the young earl, and i do not appreciate my young lord being stolen away like that. *Bows to the guest*

Description: I am Sebastian Michaelis, Butler to Ciel Phantomhive, earl of London, The Funtom Co. head, and guard dog to the one and only Queen Elizabeth. I only follow the wishes and carry out any and all orders given to me by my master. If he requires it, i will do it, because, you see, I'm one hell of a butler.

I also must admit to you that i have taken a liking to my master, as he is- different. he is exquisite, as is his soul and all his intentions. ehem... if you will please excuse me, i believe he has arrived.

ooc: Im 13 and i read alot of mangas and watch a bunch of anime. at the moment im am reading fruits basket,death note, ouran high school host club, and black butler, princess AI, wedding peach. peal pink, and about a million others... then there are some on my list...

i cant phisically name everything...

im rereading fru ba...

im currently watching black butler, and followig a loot of others.

i dont really know what to say in this, im easy to get along with, heehee, i dont bite... hard. xp im pretty easy going and an interesting person. im moving back to southern california soon, sadly. um... dont lable me, get on my bad side, ect. dont fuck with me, yada yada... ummm...

i have a bit of a list to read and watch.

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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dude … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butts that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this

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Female come backs:
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.
Man: Going my way, babe?
Woman: I'm going the other way, genius.
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GUYS REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"

RULES
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ARE YOU?

1. Perfect? No where near it.
2. Tall? yes
3. In your pajamas? nope
4. Left handed? trying to be ambidextrous or however that's spelled

LAST:

1. Friend you saw: Cerena
3. Person to text you: My beautiful wife Marly.

Was today better than yesterday? Not at all

FAVORITES:

1. Number: I dont pick a number.
2. Color(s): Black
3. Fruit: Strawberry's and Watermelon and Kiwi's oh my!
4. Place: Marlys House

EIGHT EMOTIONS:

1. Are you missing someone right now? YEs
2. Are you happy? No
3. Are you sad? I'm not sure...
4. Are you bored? Nope
6. Are you nervous? A little
8. Are you tired? You tell me O.0 (No not really)

ABOUT YOU:

2. Nick names? Um... Naddy I guess is the only one... My name is short

3.Eye color? S.hit Brown
4. Zodiac sign? Leo
5. Male or female? Female
6. Slut? Lets just get on the nope train to Fuckthat ville

7. Smart? I don't think so

8. Hair color? dark brown

9. Long or short? to the end of my shoulder blades
10. Sweats or Jeans? Sweats
11. Phone or Camera? Phone
12. Drink or Smoke? nope

13. Righty or lefty? Righty

FIRSTS:

1. First best friend? Taylor

2. First crush? never had one

3. First pet? amelia, black and white cat, died at the age of 22
4. First big vacation? does summer vacation count?

CURRENTLY:

1. Eating? nothing
2. Drinking? dr.pepper

3. I'm about to: go to the next question
4. Listening to? humming of the computer

5. Plans for today? read

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

1. Shorter or taller? Taller
2. Romantic or spontaneous? lil of both
3. Sensitive or loud? lil of both
4. Hook-up or relationship? relationship

HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Drank bubbles? i haz no clue
2. Lost glasses/contacts? nope dont need them
3. Ran away from home? nope
4. Broken someone's heart? idk
5. Been arrested? No...

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

1. Miracles? Yes
2. Yourself? kinda
3. Heaven? nope
4. Santa Claus? Nope
4. Love?not for myself

5. Do you like someone? nope never hav never will...
6. Do you believe in God? nope
7. Answered the truth on all questions? sadly yes

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to her bunnies achieve world domination!

sexuality... doesnt mater...

religion doesnt matter...

um... pm me, kk?

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i cnt remember what i was meaning to type 2 mins ago... O.o

BYE