mrs.mustachehide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Walking Dead, Fringe, Harry Potter, and Storm Chaser, Mark R. Hunter. Happily married nerd. I've been reading fanfic for years, but only recently broke down and made a new account (I have no idea how many anonymous reviews I have out there). I've been an avid reader all my life, and when I discovered that fanfiction existed... man, was that frakkin' awesome! I suppose I'm living the true book-addict's dream, as I married an author - who I met right here on , before he got his first publishing contract. If my writing surpasses the M rating, edited chaps will be here with the unedited version on my LJ: . (Feel free to friend me if you want, but I really don't do much on LJ anymore.) You can check out the books I've edited and done the cover art for Here and Here. Both are fundraisers for a good cause. :) |
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Snape Takes A Holiday by ozma914 reviews
On assignment from Hogwarts, Snape enters a world of beautiful people, fun in the sun, and constant good times, while searching for a young woman. Whether he wants to or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 6/11/2014
You Know Nothing, Miss Granger by llorolalluvia reviews
My entry for the HP Kinkfest on Livejournal. It's a postwar fic, AU because Severus survives. He frequents Muggle pubs to pick up women, but he never expected her. She thinks dirty words are for the vulgar, but she's never heard them in his voice. ONESHOT (forreal this time).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,930 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 117 - Published: 2/8/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Poor Choice Of Alias by ozma914 reviews
The Winchesters' habit of taking their assumed names from famous people backfires when they meet the son of a famous actor ... and don't realize it. This and a few other stories are crossovers I wrote just for fun, pairing fandoms with the main character of my new novel, "The Notorious Ian Grant", as he travels cross country toward the events of his own book.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Things Go Better by ozma914 reviews
Near Atlanta, a new weapon is found in the battle against zombies. A very strange weapon.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Rick G., Michonne, Daryl D., Hershel G. - Complete
Getting Past Broken by TycheSong reviews
When Hermione decides she can no longer live with the mental scarring wrought by her vicious assault at Malfoy Manor, she enlists the aid of her former Potions professor in exchange for holding his life debt fulfilled... a very lemony tale written for the SSHG Prompt Fest based on a prompt by Shiv5468. Winner of Best SSHG Threesome at the HPFanFicFanPollAwards (Fall/Winter 2013)!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,901 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,423 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Lucius M. - Complete
Strange Bedfellows by magalena reviews
After a night partying with friends, Hermione wakes up with only the vivid memory of wild crazy sex, but doesn't know with who. It must have been a dream, right? At least that's what she thinks, until she rolls over and sees... Dear Merlin! Suddenly it's not a dream it's a nightmare. This story is complete in seven chapters and I will be posting weekly until done.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,196 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Brain Food by ozma914 reviews
Astrid follows Walter through yet another bewildering - and gross - laboratory investigation. But as high as the ick factor may be, it's possible Astrid doesn't mind as much as she thinks she does.
Fringe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Astrid F., Walter B. - Complete
When A Lioness Fights by kayly silverstorm reviews
Hermione Granger, master spy, and Severus Snape, spymaster to the Order. An unlikely partnership, forged to defeat the Dark Lord on his own ground. But to do so, they must confront their own darkness within. Spying, torture, angst and love. AU after fifth
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 416,508 - Reviews: 7836 - Favs: 6,141 - Follows: 2,285 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Princess of Gryffindor by Aurette reviews
No Harry. No Ron. No hope. A broken Hermione goes through the motions of living until the one comes who can truly make her feel alive again. Canon through pg309 of DH. AU, Multiple Character Death, SS/HG. Rated M for reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 100,807 - Reviews: 1705 - Favs: 1,960 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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The Bound Snake reviews
After the Final Battle, a new tyrant rears its oppressive head in the wake of celebrations, funerals, rebuilding, and fugitive-hunting - the Ministry of Magic. In this new world, new alliances must form. Marriage Law fic. EWE, AU. SS/HG. Rated M for safety - dark humor, bad words, marital duties, and super Slytherin snarkiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,221 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 4/15/2015 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M., Molly W.
Just tourists
Short drabble/oneshot. Chance is perturbed about some suspicious activity in town, but Beth has it all figured out. Or does she?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Storm Chaser, Mark R. Hunter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Arthur W., Beth H., Chance H., Elsa H.
Santa Pequena
A challenge response drabble featuring a moment in Walternate's life. Originally posted on my LJ.
Fringe - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Walternate
If Momma Ain't Happy, Nobody's Happy
How would Storm Chaser characters fare in the Walking Dead universe? Set early in the outbreak. Features Elsa and Beth; M for relatively mild zombie gore.
Crossover - Walking Dead & Storm Chaser, Mark R. Hunter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Elsa H.
