Hey, 'sup?

If you're reading this, you've found my profile. Looking for funny tidbits to add to your own profile? Keep going. Looking for my slightly random stories? Check the bottom of the webpage. Looking for goofy randomness? YOU ARE HERE!

(oh yeah, and FYI, there are some of my favorite quotes between all the other fluff, so read if you want, skip if you don't.)

This is a life-and-death contest we're in...so I'm gonna get in your face...just enough fire in my voice to singe your eyebrows a little, the way coaches do when the game is close, and victory means everything.

Jeffery R Holland

Okay, here is some more straightforward info about me:

Name: I don't believe in giving real names over the Internet. Call me Dream.

Age: Old enough to date.

Personality: I seem to have multiple; some days I can be mean or nice, laugh or scowl. Sometimes I even think I'm insane. To be honest, I think my personality for the day depends on how much sleep I got. (WHEEEE!)

Home: I live in the U.S. of A, but honestly I don't think that matters much on the interwebs.

Favorite Color: Every color has its place, but purple and green together is what I like best when I'm in a good mood and Midnight blue with black when I'm feeling angry.

Favorite Fanfic Writing: usually depends on what obsession I'm going with. Feedback of any kind helps motivate me to keep continuing a story. I usually do character-centered stories because I feel personality is more interesting than story events.

Favorite Fanfic reading: Give me fluff. All the SFW fluff. And a dash of angst. I like reading villain romances, reformed or not, as they tend to focus on the more gray areas of humanity. But sometimes you just need a feel good story.

Reviewing on fanfic: I review if I really like the story, or if I think it needs some improvement to the writing, but it's a good plot.

I enjoy jokes, and laughing(no surprises there. LAUGHTER IS GOOD FOR YOU!!!). I'm a bit of a goofball. I can both be really childish for my age, or really mature; what mood I'm in and how much sleep I got will also affect this.

We must live by faith, not fear.

Quentin L. Cook

If you want any info on my stories and fandoms, look no further! I've broken it down for you here!

Fandom: Bakugan

Stories: Yumei Series (Meeting Yumei, Doom Crown, Chronicles of New Vestroia, Little Sneaky Troublemaker, First Encounters), Vexos History Series (The Unknown History of Shadow Prove, The Origin of Mylene Farrow, The Mournful Past of Lync Volan, The Past Life of Volt Luster) Mischief making on Gundalia, and Shadow Prove, Murduer Dectective?

Fandom: Legend of Zelda

Stories: Legend of Link

Fandom: Harry Potter

Stories: Gentle Serpent (used to be titled "the only friendly Slytherin")

Fandom: Book of Mormon

Stories: One of Two Thousand

Fandom: Fire Emblem

Stories: Only You

Fandom: Undertale

Stories: Unseen, Universal

Fandom: Crossovers

Stories: Change of Focus (Bakugan&Protector of the Small Quartet), Stone Speech (Princess Academy&Goose Girl

I hate racism (partly because it's done in my school very often)

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...

when I was born I was BLACK,

When I grew up I was BLACK,

When I'm sick I'm BLACK,

When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,

When I'm cold I'm BLACK,

When I die I'll be BLACK.

But you sir,

When you're born you're PINK,

When you grow up you're WHITE,

When you're sick, you're GREEN,

When you go in the sun you turn RED,

When you're cold you turn BLUE,

And when you die you turn PURPLE.

And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism. Do your part to stop it!

For the individual who is weak in the heart, be patient with yourself. Perfection comes not in this life but in the next life. Don't demand things that are unreasonable, but do demand of yourself improvement.

Richard G. Scott

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is any cat

This is person cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down. I bet you can't resist passing it on when you're done!

Through the years, I have reflected on these words: "It's true, isn't it? Then what else matters?" These questions have helped me put difficult issues in proper perspective.

Neil L. Andersen

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.Who needs SLEEP?)

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (Yeah "Accidentally")

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

you've got a book basically memorized.

You've read a book more than five times. (What do you think? Of COURSE I have!)

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (Hello!!!!!)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (Well DUH! They're real! Real I tell you!)

When life gets too hard to stand, kneel.

Gordon B. Hinckley

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With all that is going on in the world with the lowering of the moral standards you young people are being raised in enemy territory.

Boyd K. Packer

Two factory workers were talking. "I know how to get some time off from work." said the man.

"How do you think you will do that?" said the other one. He proceeded to show her...by climbing up to the rafters, and hanging upside down.

The boss walked in, saw the worker hanging from the ceiling, and asked him what on earth he was doing? "I'm a light bulb" answered the guy.

"I think you need some time off," said the boss. So, the man jumped down and walked out of the factory. The second worker began walking out too. The boss asked her where did she think she was going?

"Home. I can't work in the dark."

This is an often repeated story in the LDS (mormon) church:

In the fall of 1857, the nineteen-year-old Joseph F. was returning from his mission in Hawaii, and in California he joined a wagon train.

It was a volatile time for the Saints. Johnston’s Army was marching towards Utah, and many had bitter feelings towards the Church.

One evening several hoodlums rode into camp, cursing and threatening to hurt every Mormon they could find. Most in the wagon train ran and hid in the brush. But Joseph F. thought to himself: “Shall I run from these fellows? Why should I fear them?”

With that, he walked up to one of the intruders who, with pistol in hand, demanded, “Are you a Mormon?”

Joseph F. Smith responded, “Yes siree; dyed in the wool; true blue, through and through.”

At that, the hoodlum grasped his hand and said, “Well you are the pleasantest man I ever met! Shake hands, young fellow. I am glad to see a man that stands up for his convictions.”

Don't be afraid to stand up for what you believe in!

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Punctuation is powerful! read this:

A teacher wrote the sentence: A woman without her man is nothing, on the whiteboard. He then told his students to add in punctuation.

All the males in the class wrote: A woman, without her man, is nothing.

All the Females in the class wrote: A woman: without her, man is nothing.

Brothers and sisters, please understand. I am not suggesting all technology is inherently bad; it is not. Nor am I saying we should not use its many capabilities in appropriate ways to learn, to communicate, to lift and brighten lives, and to build and strengthen the Church; of course we should. But I am raising a warning voice that we should not squander and damage authentic relationships by obsessing over contrived ones.

David A. Bednar

10 things to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1) Sit in your parked car at lunch and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3) Order diet water when you go out to eat with a serious face.

4) Skip down the halls rather than walk. See how many looks you get.

5) Tell your friends five days in advance that you cannot come to their party because you have a headache.

6) Specify that your drive-through order is "to-go"

7) When money comes out of the ATM scream "I won! I won!"

8) Put decaf in the coffee machine for three weeks. After everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

9) When leaving the zoo, run toward your parked car and yell, "Run for your lives! Their loose!"

10) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

11) Whenever someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

PASS IT ON! ITS CALLED...THERAPY!

Dare to be Mormon, Dare to stand alone, Dare to have a purpose firm, dare to make it known

Thomas S. Monson

Remember When...
Getting HIGH meant swinging on the playground?
The worst thing you could get from boys was COOTIES?
Mom was your hero
And Dad was Superman?
When your worst enemies were your siblings?
And race issues were about who ran faster?
When WAR was a card game?
And life was simple and carefree?
Remember when all you wanted to do was GROW UP?
Put this on your profile if you're still five on the inside :)

The great test of life is to see whether we will hearken to and obey God’s commands in the midst of the storms of life. It is not to endure storms, but to choose the right while they rage.

Henry B. Eyring

"Authors like cats because they are such quiet, Lovable, wise creatures, and cats like Authors for the same reason"(Robertson Davies)

Life is to be enjoyed, not just endured.

Gordon B. Hinckley

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort" Herm Albright

"Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing it is stupid" Albert Einstein

"Life is either a daring adventure or nothing" Helen Keller

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much" Oscar Wilde

"In spite of everything I still believe that people are really good at heart" - Anne Frank

"Never bend your head. Always hold it high. Look the world straight in the face" - Hellen Keller

"If you judge people, you have no time to love them" - Mother Teresa

"Those who dwell among the beauties and mysteries of te earth, are never alone or weary of life" - Rachel Carson

"Winning has always meant much for me, but winning friends has meant the most" -Babe Dickinson

This topic of judging others could actually be taught in a two-word sermon. When it comes to hating, gossiping, ignoring, ridiculing, holding grudges, or wanting to cause harm, please apply the following:

Stop it!

It’s that simple.

Dieter F. Uchtdorf

Side note: I really don't like cussing, so please refrain from using any swear words or profane language when you comment or review my stories. The only word that will appear in the fics will be "hell" when used properly as the name of the place. Thank You!

Constructive criticism is welcomed and flames will be used to roast marshmallows.

Also Side Note: I have a Tumblr. My blog is called intelligentfun while it's kinda bare right now I intend to fill it with my nerdiness before long.