Kitalene Crimson
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Joined 03-06-12, id: 3792196, Profile Updated: 10-29-12
Author has written 9 stories for Rocky Horror, Holes, and Glee.

Hello everyone, I'm Kitalene Crimson! Well, it's not my real name, but you'll call me that. I also answer to KC or KC Colfer.

The first (well, second) thing you should know about me is that I have cycles of creativity and writer's block. For example, I may write for five days in a row, inspired and talented, then it all stops. It's much like weather, with floods and droughts.

I have a Glee RP forum. It's a next-generation one, and it's going pretty good, but still needs more people. It's right here, so please check it out when you can!

http://www.fanfiction.ws/forum/Glee-The-Next-Direction/120289/

This profile is in near-constant renovation. If you actually care, stop by every so often for changes.


ABOUT MY STORIES!

As of October 29th, 2012:

I am currently in a flood (writing) stage, meaning I am actively writing and updating fics. Let's hope it lasts a while! :)

Extreme Matchmaker: Magenta Style: On indefinite hiatus. I may continue it some day, but that is unlikely at the moment.

Is Hectorine Even A Name?: Complete!

Top Of The Class: Complete!

Bloodstained Heart: Complete. If I write a sequel, it will be after my current projects are complete.

Beautiful Disaster: Complete!

Ain't No Party Like: Complete!

The Hummel Games: Have not yet begun Chapter 8.

The Klisses That Missed: Am currently writing Chapter 4, completion date is unsure.

Only Darkness Still Remains: Am planning to begin Chapter 3 soon, brainstorming.


Who wants some random facts about me? I bet you do.

I won't tell you my age, but I am between 10 and 25 years.

I love Glee, Holes, Rocky Horror, The Hunger Games, Artemis Fowl and various others. Mostly Glee.

I live in Australia, where nobody rides kangaroos. Ever. Seriously.

I usually write in third-person and past-tense. It's just my style.

I regularly whore myself out for reviews. Seriously, go review my stuff. It makes me happy.

If you DESPERATELY need to reach me for some reason, just send a private message. I'll most likely answer within 24 hours.

I obsess over Chris Colfer WAY too much, but he totally deserves it.

The Hummel Games is a perfect example of my best writing. Light with plenty of jokes and weird references, but laced with deeper tragedy and emotion.

I will always ship Klaine and CrissColfer, as well as Brittana and Jaffnet (Janet/Riff Raff).

I'm a proud Slytherin, and a resident of District 11.

I am overly pedantic and sarcastic. I'm like Artemis Fowl, but female, not quite as super-genius, not nearly as rich, and with no connections to the fairy folk.

I am an atheist, but do not hate all religious people. Just the crazy ones.

I was totally Chinese in a past life.

My profile pic is the sexiest thing you'll ever see. I probably sound vain, until you realise that my pic is definitely not me.

I have never received a flame. I guess I'm just not well-known enough yet. After all, much better work than mine gets flamed.

I am mature enough to read smut, but not mature enough to write it. Yet.

I would quite like to be a vampire, but not the Twilight kind. If I wanted sparkles, I'd frickin' apply body glitter.

I have some fanfictions that I haven't put on this site yet, or aren't allowed. These can be found at /SnixtanaLopez.

I have a Twitter account (Sparkles_Colfer) and 2 Tumblr accounts (kitalenecrimson and colfersexy).

I have demon siblings that actually look quite adorable.

I love seeing what countries my readers are from. I've had people all across the globe, from Taiwan to Saudi Arabia to Chile read my stories. It makes me feel a little famous.

The cake is a lie.

Also, I'm a beta who will pretty much beta anything. It's the one place where my pedantic tendencies come in handy.


I took the Personality Defect Test on okcupid, and the results are scarily accurate.

Your result for The Personality Defect Test ...

Spiteful Loner

You are 86% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant.

You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. In high school, you were probably that kid who wore all black and who sat alone in a corner of the lunch room, drawing pictures of dead babies. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself, like all of the bodies in your backyard. Combine these traits with your dislike of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Most likely, you also have low self-esteem. Hell, I get low self-esteem just looking at you. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. All you need is for someone to push you over the edge, calling you names and belittling you. Like me. But don't shoot me. I have a 101 mile-long knife, you know. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!


List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. (Glee, honey!)

1.Kurt

2.Brittany

3.Sugar

4.Unique

5.Sam

6.Rory

7.Mike

8.Santana

9.Roz

10.Quinn

11.Emma

12.Puck

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Rory/Emma? What are you on?

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Unique is hot as hell, as a boy or a girl. But especially as a girl.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Puck got Santana pregnant? It actually could have happened in Season 1.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

No... but I wish I could. Roz is awesome.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Brittany and Rory... if Santana wasn't in the picture, maybe.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Five/Ten, because Sam/Quinn already happened and is less creepy than Sam/Roz.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Mike would probably just run away and forget it ever happened. Maybe he would tell Tina.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Sugar and Quinn:

Quinn Fabray and Sugar Motta are convinced they'll never find love. Maybe they're just looking in the wrong places. (Good enough...)

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight Fluff?

Kurt and Santana... not that I know of, but there totally should be.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Mike and Puck... that's a toughie.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

I don't think so. Sugar is really underappreciated.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I don't think so.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

I probably would. Do I count?

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Alejandro by Lady GaGa. Because of reasons.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: Slutty!Kurt, SexuallyFrustrated!Puck, Innocent!Rory, and the best fricking threesome Lima's ever had. I should totally write that in a few years.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Not in my recent memory.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).

Kurt and Mike are in a happy relationship until Roz runs off with Unique. Kurt, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Emma and a brief unhappy affair with Puck, then follows the wise advice of Sam and finds true love with Brittany.

What title would you give this fic?

"In Which The Laws Of Physics Are Broken".

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Mike/Santana? If Santana was straight, I'd be all for it.

19: (2) (5) (1), (6), (8) and (3) are playing Truth or Dare. (1) asks (8), and (8) says Truth. (1) asks who (8) loves, and (8), confessed their true love with (4). (4) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (5). (8) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (3) while (4) and (5) run into the sunset together. However, (1) is secretly in love with (3), and become so jealous of (8), who, after the comfort from (3) becomes in a relationship with (3), and so (1) decides to murder (8), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (7) and is sent to prison, allowing (8) and (3) to continued their relationship.

Brittany, Sam, Kurt, Rory, Santana, and Sugar are playing Truth or Dare. Kurt asks Santana, and Santana says Truth. Kurt asks who Santana loves, and Santana confessed her true love with Unique. Unique does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Sam. Santana is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in Sugar, while Unique and Sam run into the sunset together. However, Kurt is secretly in love with Sugar, and becomes so jealous of Santana, who after the comfort from Sugar becomes in a relationship with Sugar, and so Kurt decides to murder Santana, but is stopped just in time by the police officer Mike and is sent to prison, allowing Santana and Sugar to continue their relationship.

(I always knew that Rojo Caliente and Salsa Caliente belonged together.)

20. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

IT'S THE KENTUCKY FRIED STRIPPER, WOOT WOOT!

21. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

I’d pour bleach onto my eyeballs.

22. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

I just can't picture Brittany being so mean.

23. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Oh... hi Quinn. Where's Kurt?

24. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

I would be sad, but not very surprised. It could actually happen.

25. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Unique gave me a daisy, *fangirl attack*

26. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Gimme some Lucky Charms. Please.

27. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Mike, Roz and Unique singing "Baby" by Justin Bieber? I'd throw rocks at them. But not Unique.

28. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Listen to Brittany's seminars on cat diseases and ignore Emma's cleaning lessons.

29. What would (8) say if (1) and (5) got married?

"Wait... Lady Face and Trouty Mouth? Never saw that one coming. Hey Hummel, what happened to Tribrows?"

30. Would (2) most likely be related to (9) 0r (10)?

Brittany and Quinn could probably be related.

31. (3) walked into the bathroom while you were showering?

"OUT. GET OUT. I DON'T GIVE A FLYING F* ABOUT YOUR FAKE ASPERGER'S, GET OUT OF MY BATHROOM. (I kind of have privacy issues.)

32. (4) announced she's going to marry (9) tomorrow?

Unique and Roz. What.

33. (5) cooked you dinner?

Can Sam cook? I don't know.

34. (6) was lying next to you on a beach, sleeping?

I didn't know that leprechauns slept. Or secret Klaine lovechildren.


Your Guy & Girl Side

Guy Side

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (For a few weeks when I was five.)

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (Though that's mainly privacy issues.)

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 9

Girl Side

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were/are in gymnastics/dance

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing

Total: 10 (Slightly more girly. That's cool.)


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (If I'm going to hell, I can't wait to meet the other gay rights supporters who must also be going to hell.)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (I'm proud of being a fangirl!)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilt.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I am a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (I have a whole army of fan characters. Some are Mary-Sues, but they're to make fun of.)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (Well, I'm definitely pedantic...)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and or SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

I hate stereotypes, so I MUST be a loser who doesn't fit in. Copy and paste to your profile, and bold the ones that apply to you.


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Gay Marriage

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post the above if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.


"Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man -- living in the sky -- who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do.. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time! ..But He loves you." - George Carlin

"The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully."--Richard Dawkins


Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Colfertatorship.

There are no steroids in baseball. Just the power of Chris Colfer.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chris Colfer moment is worth 1 billion words.

When taking the SAT, write "Chris Colfer" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Ryan Murphy once worked as a weatherman for the Los Angeles evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 100% chance of Chris Colfer.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chris Colfer.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chris Colfer."

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chris Colfer.

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chris Colfer never dies.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chris Colfer.

All roads lead to Chris Colfer. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness.

There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Chris Colfer... Just kidding, Chris Colfer is first.

Only Chris Colfer can prevent forest fires.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chris Colfer.

He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chris Colfer … dies.

People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Chris Colfer.

The active ingredient in Red Bull is Chris Colfer juice. (Sounds delicious.)

Some people say that Chris Colfer is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.


1. Kurt

2. Brittany

3. Sugar

4. Unique

5. Sam

6. Rory

7. Mike

8. Santana

9. Roz

10. Quinn

11. Emma

12. Puck

13. Blaine

14. Rachel

15. Marley

16. Lord Tubbington

17. Artie

18. Tina

19. Burt

20. Sunshine

1 woke you up in the middle of the night? Grab Kurt, pull him into my bed and cuddle him for the rest of the night.

Number 18 asked you to go out with her? Sure, why not?

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? Throw a bottle of conditioner at her.

4 announced she/he's going to marry 9 tomorrow? Unique and Roz? Excuse me while I vomit.

5 cooked you dinner? Sam... can Sam cook?

12 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? Sneak away... don't wake him up...

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family. I have Asian relatives? Awesome!

18 got into the hospital somehow? Tina... probably strained her tear ducts from all the crying.

5 made fun of your friends? *witty comment about how he used to be a stripper*

14 ignored you all the time? I'd rather her ignore me than constantly screeching at me about solos or whatever.

Two serial killers (14 and 8) are hunting you down. What will 11 do? Rachel and Santana are hunting me down and Emma's my only hope? I'm screwed.

You're on a vacation with number 2 and 18 and manage to break your leg. What do each do? Brittany would try and flag down a unicorn, and Tina would cry.

It's your birthday. What will 4 give you? I don't know, something fabulous.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 14 do? Probably leave me there.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 8 do? Draw attention to me to make it more embarrassing.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 16's reaction? "Meow..."

You got dumped by someone. How will 15 cheer you up? She'd say something sweet and intelligent, because Marley Rose has no flaws.

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 13 calm you down? Sing a song, using my emotions to get attention.

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you? She'd go on about her "damn bronze Olympic medal that I won in Beijing, China!"

You can't stop laughing. What will 14 do? "Shut up, I'm trying to sing..."

Number 14 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? I want to sing a duet with her.

20 tells you about their deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction? Sunshine? Roz? *vomit*

What song would you associate with 20? Uhhhhh... blank.

What would 14 think of 16? "He's Brittany's cat."

You find out that 12 sleeps naked? Honestly not surprised.

What would 13 envy about 5? His simple, sweet demeanor, as well as his popularity.

What dream would 20 have about 6? Sunshine and Rory have never met...

What do 6 and 17 have in common? They both have brown hair and blue eyes. That's pretty much it.

What would make 5 angry at 11? I just don't see that happening.

2 takes pictures of you nude. 7 sends it to everyone. What do you do, and who do you blame? I'd be too busy WTF-ing to blame anyone.

Where would 14 meet 9? The halls of McKinley.

What would 9 never dare to tell 19? What?

What would make 20 scared of 1? It takes a lot to get Kurt angry, but when you do, he SERIOUSLY flies off the handle.

Is 16 Gay? I don't know...

4 invites 3 and 18 to dinner at their house. What happens? Unique, Sugar and Tina. They sing something awesome.

5 would die for you? If we were best friends/dating, probably.

Who's prettier? 17 or 6? Rory, probably. But that's just my preference.

4 tells you he/she's gay. You say? "Okay, cool. Want a slice of cake?"

You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 9? Kurt, no contest whatsoever.

9 and 13 make a porno, which you see on the Internet. Reaction? AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH MY EYES MY PRECIOUS EYES!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

2 and 14 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction? "Brittany? Rachel? What the..." Then Quinn runs away.

16 and 10 are in prison. Who do you bail out? Quinn, Brittany will deal with Lord Tubbington.

Does 4 have big boobs? Big fake ones, yeah.

18 offers you drugs? No thanks... and when did Tina start doing drugs?

5 falls in love with 12. 19 is jealous. What happens? I can totally see Sam and Puck being together, but Burt being jealous is just creepy.

15 asks to have sex with you? No thanks... you're really nice, but we're just friends. And what about Jake?

11 tells you that s/he's leaving forever? Well, okay then.

18 makes a song about you. What is it about? IDK...

Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens? Sugar screams abuse at all of them and blames her fake Asperger's.

Everyone is invited to 2 and 10's wedding except for 16. How do they react? What? Brittany would invite Lord Tubbington to her wedding, even if she was marrying Quinn...

5 is cheating on you with 17? "I'll forgive you if you let me watch."

Why is 6 afraid of 7? He's a ninja.

20 is doing drugs. What does 7 do? Help her, because Asians don't let Asians do drugs.

12 and 3 drink alcohol. 3 becomes really drunk and attacks 12. What do you do? Laugh. Sugar couldn't do much damage to Puck.

5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens? "Get out... get out. But not you, Sam."

10 burns down 19's house. Why? and what does 19 do? Quinn burns down Burt's house because she's a psychopath. Burt sues her and wins, getting Quinn sent to a psych ward.

13, 2, 16 and 6 all go to the zoo for 2's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 2? Brittany's birthday. Rory would give her an all-marshmallow box of Lucky Charms, Blaine sings a solo, and Lord Tubbington meows "Happy Birthday".

9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them? Roz murders Santana. Brittany kills her.

You walk in on 16 showering. they say? "Meow."

6 and 13 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save himself or 13? Blaine wouldn't let Rory save him, because Blaine is a dapper gentleman.

3 starts a day camp. What happens? Oh God... poor kids.

7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good? I don't know. Probably, since he can do everything else.

8 and 15 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do? Santana eats Marley.

While they are camping, they run into Barney. What do they do? Santana eats Barney.


Okay, that's it for now. If I think of any other things to cram in this box, I'll get back to that. :)

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A Collection Of Klaine by CallOfTheCurlew reviews
Klaine Oneshots - Mostly fluffy and warm and fuzzy! And then there's some that just aren't.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 374 - Words: 394,557 - Reviews: 2354 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 3/3/2016 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3886 - Favs: 3,596 - Follows: 1,497 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Young and Restless by Nicole-Dilona reviews
Charlie, Veruca, Mike, Violet and Augustus. Five students, different personalities, different backgrounds, all meet one morning for a detention supervised by a new teacher, a Mr. Wonka. Pairings should be obvious.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,207 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/24/2015 - Published: 5/10/2011
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35540 - Favs: 26,484 - Follows: 19,521 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
One In Four by Swing Girl At Heart reviews
When Blaine finds out that Kurt's not being entirely honest with him about who he is, things go to hell in a handbasket pretty damn quickly. Things in Kurt's head were never as simple as they seemed. TRIGGER HEAVY. NOW COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 96 - Words: 254,335 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Argument by ABCaseasyas123 reviews
After 'Misery', a hurt Kurt lashes out at Blaine, and is rejected cruelly at a time of need, coming to the conclusion that nobody wants him around. After a complete change in personality, will anybody recognize him?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,681 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Movie night by TwinGleeks101 reviews
Kurt and Blaine movie night! Contains Disney, Popcorn, Klaine and young glee
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,559 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Things I Am Not Allowed to do in Glee Club by Falloutboy99 reviews
Rules of what cannot be done in Glee Club. Updated Weekly and Excepting Ideas for new rules.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 11,858 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers, New Directions
Straight Camp by foraworldundeserving reviews
"Welcome to Wildwood Springs Health Camp! Today begins your journey into finding yourself - casting aside the old and embracing the true!" Otherwise known as Brainwashing Camp. Nick/Jeff, Klaine, AU. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,520 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
A Light in the Darkness by FrankieFan82 reviews
The continuing adventures of the Furter and Horror families. Sequel to Rose Tinted World.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 47,267 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Frank N. Furter, Janet W.
A Night of Neglect by Aspiring816 reviews
Fed up with being sidelined by Rachel Berry, Tina decides to go off on her own by rallying neglected members of other show choirs, cliques, and groups to form her own glee club.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,735 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - [Tina C., Jeff] Rachel B., Sam E.
Turning Tables by Drowning-In-Your-Eyes reviews
Blaine and Kurt are happy together until Kurt suddenly becomes abusive. Blaine feels trapped and afraid to get help. Turns out Kurt needs help just as much as he does. Warnings for physical and emotional abuse. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,350 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Sue's Corner by Hobbit4Lyfe reviews
Sue Sylvester decides that she should take her TV news spot to help people on the Internet, so she creates a Sue's Corner blog fueled by readers' reviews and questions. Please review.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Sue S.
Gleebook by KlaineLuneville reviews
A Facebook story, starring the New Directions and Warblers. Filled with drama, comedy, and romance.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,042 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers, New Directions
We All Love Facebook by Spaidel reviews
The characters of The Hunger Games trilogy are all drawn to this new sensation called Facebook.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 39,578 - Reviews: 2407 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012
Your Fingers Round My Thumb by legallyblained reviews
Due to tragic cicumstances, Kurt is left to raise his daughter alone and is forced to hire help in the form of a male nanny, Blaine. M Rating doesn't apply till Chapter Twelve.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,983 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Evil Twin by blaineanderbation reviews
Blaine is anxious to meet Kurt's twin brother, Carson. When they finally do meet, it's not what everyone is expecting. Established Klaine. AU from The Purple Piano Project.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,984 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Sins of the High School Flesh by Khaleesi Khupcakes reviews
School Days- 7 years later! Rated T for swearing, suggestiveness and some serious BradGenta!
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,009 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Brad M., Magenta
Dine a la CanniBlaine by wattsuptietjens reviews
CanniBlaine and Serial Killer!Kurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,785 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
How I Met Your Mommy by MissHeatherMichelle reviews
Santana tells the story of how she met Brittany to her kids. Brittana future!brittana Brittana!Babies
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,771 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Santana L., Brittany P.
Peeta Mellark, Facebook Stalker by InLoveWithAFictionalCharacter7 reviews
Peeta's daily journal of his somewhat creepy relationship with Katniss.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 17,651 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
The Klaine CrissColfer Show by BlaineyDevon reviews
In which Kurt and Blaine are real people, and Chris and Darren are fictional, but both couples endure many challenges. Majorly AU. Klaine. CrissColfer. Two stories in one! SEASON TWO NOW UP!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 144,697 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Shattered by myownwayx reviews
AU! When Kurt wakes up from being beaten, his mind can't cope. He regresses back to childhood, where he doesn't have to deal with bullies, or homophobia. Kurt soon meets Blaine, a troubled boy dealing with his own demons.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 87 - Words: 101,835 - Reviews: 1457 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Frank's Awesome Pranks by Lunar Sunsets reviews
Frank and his pranks...what can go wrong? Oh! He could get beat up! Or end up with a backfired prank! Or maybe, just maybe, his prank will be a success and he WON'T get beat up. Yeah...as if.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Frank N. Furter
It's Just You (Kurtbastian Fan Fic) by fallingangelfromthesky reviews
The snobber Blaine Anderson turned down Kurt Hummel after he confessed. Meanwhile. a loving and hero-like Sebastian Smythe came and comfort Kurt. Will Kurt realize his growing affection to Sebastian before their graduation? And what will happen to Blaine as he began realizing that he's already in love with Kurt?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
Accidentally Second Chance (Anderberry and Klaine Fan Fic) by fallingangelfromthesky reviews
Meet Raine Anderson, Rachel Berry and Blaine Anderson's daughter. She will learn things from her father's past and she will discover who was Kurt Hummel - her teacher, to her father's life. After the revelations, will she agree of having 2 dads instead?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,959 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Hummel Twins by nutellaismydrug reviews
AU in which Kurt Hummel has a twin brother: Carson. How will the boys' relationship develop through their high school careers? Glee/Struck by Lightning crossover!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,406 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Kurt H., Burt H.
The Next Generation by This Calls For More Glitter reviews
Nineteen years in the future, the gang is back in Lima. Their oldest kids are freshmen this year, and ready to take McKinley High by a storm. But, they have so many more problems than just forgetting the lyrics... Book one in The Next Generation series.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 65,404 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Will S., New Directions
Not the New Rachel by Maureen Anson reviews
Bothered by Unique's comments to him, Artie decides to set the record straight and ends up making a unique proposition.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,222 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Artie A., Unique - Complete
The New Reality by CountingCrow16 reviews
A flu outbreak in 2002 decimates 90% of the world's population and renders staggering numbers of survivors infertile. The new order is rigid and people are assigned to duties according to their fertility status. Way AU Kurt, Blaine and Santana focus. Rating bumped up to M for violence and language. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 59,745 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
101 Ways To Kill Glee Characters by HayAnt10USA9DSI reviews
A series of One shots to kill Glee characters written using a random word generator for prompts hope you enjoy, rated T just in case.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Rachel B., Kurt H.
I swear by MissZenno reviews
Kurt is sent to Dalton Reform School for Boys after he commits a horrific crime. He expects the uniforms, the strict teachers, the counselling, but he doesn't expect the endearing group of criminal teenagers to take him under their wing.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 234,274 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
He Made You Perfect by leftrightbrain reviews
After suffering a tragedy, Kurt is sent against his will to a Christian summer camp with an anti-gay agenda. As he struggles to cope, he is transfixed by a pair of beautiful, golden eyes. Can he and Blaine help each other make it through, and will they find love in a hopeless place? Warning: Less than favorable treatment of organized religion.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,462 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Barking Up The Wrong Tree by RHPSisLIFE reviews
Ava is an animal caretaker in the small town of Denton. On a mid-September day, a covert stricken Riff Raff enters her store and explains that he wishes for someone of her standard to watch after his 'Dear Frankie'. Little to her knowledge, Frank is no dog – well, canine, so to speak. This is the first passage from the Frank and Ava tetralogy and is told from Ava's point of view.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,026 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Frank N. Furter - Complete
Pedo Creeper Frank by Darrien Criss the Domestic reviews
chatroom yall! i wrote this when i was bored... and frankstrated ;D
Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Frank N. Furter, Riff Raff
Searching For Lost Love by RHPSisLIFE reviews
While sickness has overcome him, Frank's newly bound fiancé is taken away from his grasp by revenge stricken Riff Raff. How is it that Frank will respond to such betrayal and disbelief? This is the third passage from the Frank and Ava tetralogy and is told from Frank's point of view.
Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,556 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Frank N. Furter - Complete
klaine for mordor by justyouandme33 reviews
does not take place in mordor also you won't like this story i promise
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
This Might Get CRAZY! by TheShrimpyGleek reviews
Random conversations between the New Directions and potentially the Warblers! Lot's of crack, basically a way for me to get out my crazy! Rating changed for language and some MILD sexual references.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 11,350 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - New Directions, Dalton Academy Warblers
United States of Kurt by CountingCrow16 reviews
Something traumatic happened to Kurt as a child. The only problem is, he has no recollection of what happened and whatever it was caused him to develop multiple personalities to cope. DID:Kurt. Klaine/Niff. Cover art created by paperstylehearts. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 61 - Words: 133,737 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
In Flux by PteraWaters reviews
Kurt never thought losing his virginity would also mean losing his gender and his boyfriend. Gender mutability. Kurt/Blaine, then Kurt/Puck. AU season 2, no S3 spoilers.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,916 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Earth Beneath My Feet by Aki and Tenshi reviews
Kurt wakes up in a hospital. The doctor tells him he was in a car accident. He also tells him it's 2019 and the guy sitting next to him is his husband. The last thing Kurt remembers is the beginning of his sophomore year of High school. An amnesia story.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,819 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Things Are Different, But You Still Pretend by Shurtugal781226 reviews
RPF: Darren and Chris attended East Clovis High together, and even started dating. All was great until Darren disappears off the face of the planet after graduation, with not so much as a phone call. They meet again when Darren is cast on Glee!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,990 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Anywhere but Here by CrissColferL0ve reviews
SEQUEL TO SIDEWAYS. Kurt and Blaine have never been happier or more in love, but as things begin to change and doubts set in, the two aren't as certain as they once were that they can make it together, or by themselves.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 170,722 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Losing My Religion by GirlInTheMirror121 reviews
Songfic based on REM's "Losing My Religion". Sam Evans is smitten by the new kid when he comes back to McKinley. Perhaps a little *too* smitten. At what lengths will he go to fix the broken, blue-eyed boy? M for eventual sex scenes.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,785 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Sam E., Rory F. - Complete
The 1st Hunger Games by Love4chocolate reviews
A war has ended. But peace will bring them no good. No forgivness, no mercy, no hope will there be. May the Hunger Games begin! Rated T to be safe. PLS give it a chance.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,270 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Other tributes
The Dalton Prison Study by lovetheblazer reviews
Kurt and Blaine are strangers in need of some quick cash when they both sign up for two week research study on prison life. Blaine's assigned to be a guard and Kurt is his prisoner. Can they find love and each other in such a hopeless place? AU Klaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 83,275 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
If I Die Young by BlowTheCandlesOut reviews
As Kurt finished up high school, he had plans to finally escape Ohio with Blaine, but when tragedy strikes, both Blaine and Kurt must try to contend with obstacles they never dreamed of encountering
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 269,634 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Pact by GirlInTheMirror121 reviews
Ten members of the McKinley High Glee Club have had enough. Thus, a suicide pact was born. They must carry out their assigned tasks or face the consequences. Then again, they've suffered enough already. Who will live? Will any be saved? Time will tell.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,230 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Complete
I Just Want to Be Your Everything by Molodoo reviews
When Finn walks in on Kurt showering in the locker room one day, it changes everything he ever thought. Kinn/Furt romance
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,045 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Baby Mine by Hummelberry Addict reviews
Rachel's dads kick her out when they find out she's pregnant. Despirate she goes to the father for help. He is none other than Kurt. Will their relationship survive the horomones, drama and his developing feelings for her. Hummelberry romance
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Kurt H., Rachel B.
Welcome to the World of Gleek Facebook! by BM22OwenstinaKB reviews
It's facebook time! What could the New Directions and Warblers be up to this time? Centered to all of the Glee couples but specially featured for Klaine! Full of mayhem, craziness, sadness, love, drama, and the wisdom of one, Mr. Bang-Bang!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 164,087 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Flawed Design by DareU2Bme reviews
"Have you ever kissed anybody?" asked Mercedes with a melancholy sigh... "No, I haven't," answered Kurt. "But I want to"... AU Season One
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,205 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Mercedes J., Kurt H.
Rocky Horror Chat Rooms by RHPSluvver13 reviews
just a random little thing I came up with. i love chat room stories so i decided to make one too! XP please review!
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,120 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011
Secrets Revealed by lani.rose reviews
Kurt finds Finn sick in bed, but gets a shock when instead of wanting his Mom, he wants Puck. A cute little friendship fic between Puck and Kurt and Finn, with Finn being adorable. Rated T for Puck's language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Truth or Dare by GirlInTheMirror121 reviews
Prompt-based fic! The cast of Glee gets bored late one night on-set, so Lea suggests they play a game of Truth or Dare. And let's just say things get pretty...interesting. Now accepting any and all prompts; T for safety.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012
5 Members of Blaine's Family Who Don't Accept Him by Azara-Rayne18 reviews
... And the One who does. Another look at Blaine's home life. Hopefully explains some things about Blaine's life. Includes Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,711 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Fun Time with the RHPS characters as teens by Darrien Criss the Domestic reviews
Frankies gonna get naughty, janets gonna get slutty, and brads gonna get... no ass XD rated M :D Imap /Sent x
Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Frank N. Furter
Everybody's Fool by dorkyduck09 reviews
Blaine Anderson isn't the person everybody thinks he is; he's not confident, he's not optimistic, and he's not happy. People see only what he wants them to see, and he keeps his true feelings to himself. Warnings for depression, self-loathing, self-harm.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,808 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Riff Raff gets a girlfriend by Darrien Criss the Domestic reviews
Riff's got a chick who isnt his sister! I just got bored and started writing this... i like it. One if my first stories. please be nice.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Riff Raff - Complete
Things Were Kinda Heavy, You Brought Me To Life by Seb James reviews
Blaine hated himself for feeling male. He hated that everyone thought of him as Charlotte. He hated that he was scared. Then Blaine met Kurt, and everything changed. FtM!Blaine, trans!Glee, language, self-loathing, depression, Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
0s and 1s by FallOutGirl1 reviews
Set in an AU where Kurt never went to spy on the warblers and instead made a new friend online. Virtual!Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,485 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Remember Me by FallOutGirl1 reviews
After a head injury, Blaine cannot remember anything after the beginning of his sophomore year. How will Kurt cope when he finds himself, once again, trying to get Blaine to fall for him? Memory Loss / Amnesia!fic
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,403 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
CtrlADelete by skwirelygurli reviews
Blaine and Kurt attempt to write email. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 71,015 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sideways by CrissColferL0ve reviews
Blaine is the most popular kid at school, he's also a bully. Kurt is the new kid and the victim of the football team, but bullying somebody doesn't necessarily mean you won't end up liking them, even if you try your best not to. Rated M for later
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 203,900 - Reviews: 1710 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
You Kiss Me, I'm History by Tinstars reviews
Seven minutes in heaven, cheerio!Kurt and nerd!Blaine edition.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Aftermath by ItsSarahxo reviews
The story of what happens to the characters of RHPS immediately following the take off of the castle.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,713 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Janet W.
From the Heart by jory7elefant reviews
Everyone has a device on their wrist that tells them when they meet their soul mate. Kurt's indicates that his soul mate has died, and he gives up on love until he meets Blaine Anderson.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,261 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Seven Minutes In Heaven by mythologyrulz reviews
At the infamous party at Rachel's house, the glee club plays Seven minutes in Heaven. Semi-Interactive story you vote for pairing in the closet. Rating for language and kissing. May be slash.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,771 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 10/3/2010
Kurt Fabray and Quinn Hummel by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Based on this prompt: "Imagine how different Glee would have been if Burt had been Quinn's father and Russel had been Kurt's." How does Russel Fabray react to his son, Kurt, being gay? And how does Burt react to his little girl being pregnant?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,938 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Kurt H., Quinn F.
Welcome to the Matrix by Shurtugal781226 reviews
This is a Criss/Colfer RPF with a little twist. It is in 2nd person, and the main character is YOU. Except you are a member of Starkid. You switch bodies with Darren Criss. I own nothing Glee or Starkid. Enjoy.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,823 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
When You Read My Mind by alexwishington reviews
Blaine Anderson wakes up one morning to realize that he can read minds. Now he has to get used to having other thoughts invade his own, and that includes Kurt Hummel's thoughts about him. and they're not always so squeaky clean.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,340 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
In My Skin by A.Buzzkillington reviews
A fic about Riff and his body. He is beautiful the way he is! One Shot.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Riff Raff - Complete
Twenty Kisses by skwirelygurli reviews
An exploration of twenty ways Blaine can kiss Kurt. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sometimes We Take Chances by blinkanator reviews
Will Chris and Darren ever figure out that they're perfect for each other? CrissColfer RPF
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,868 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Because of Kurt by donnaann55 reviews
Kurt Hummel has no idea that just being himself has affected so many lives.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Trainwreck by myfeetlitup reviews
Based on a prompt from Glee Angst Meme. Kurt's angry because Blaine promised not to get drunk at a party, and it seems he did. In reality, someone has slipped him a roofie. Only M because I'm very, very cautious.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dream Floor Show by ClosetedBitch reviews
This is kind of a crossover between Glee and Rocky Horror but...its only just a dream. This really makes no sense and its totally random. Not much Klaine. Sorry XD
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Rocky Horror er WORD show! by Alice Rocker reviews
Yes. I did it. I rewrote Rocky Horror.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,509 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Complete
Because Everyone Loves a Bit of Skirt by Camunki reviews
'Blaine and Kurt are home alone. Kurt is wearing his skirt. Blaine sees this as an opportunity. It's all going fabulously, that is, until the rest of the Hudmels arrive.' Klaine Blaine/Kurt S!kurt, Rated M, Semi-public smut, Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 95 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
It's all just a floor show by opheliafrump reviews
Riff Raff and Magenta did kill Frank, didn't they? Disclaimer: Dear Richard O'Brien owns all these characters and I don't. ONE SHOT.
Rocky Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Complete
Such Beautiful Features by Spider RedNight reviews
Frank has a history of harassing Riff Raff, and Riff has always taken it. Obvious FrankxRiff Raff, but it's purely one-sided. Rated T for violence and sexual situations, but no actual sex involved. R&R, please!
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Riff Raff, Frank N. Furter - Complete
Growing Love by GwenOwenforever reviews
An interpretation of how Riff Raff and Magenta's relationship started and grew.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,522 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Riff Raff, Magenta - Complete
Just Like Last Tuesday, Except With Zombies by angel-dawes reviews
Lima is infested with zombies, and McKinley High's glee club, along with guest judge Emma Pillsbury, hole up inside the school to combat the blood-thirsty hordes. Full ensemble fic with emphasis on Puck, Rachel, Finn, Quinn, and Kurt. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,311 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
The Time Warp Gone Wrong by office teaparty reviews
Written after seeing the clip of next week's glee. The kids do the time warp, but what does Mr. Schue think? No pairings, slight crack.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Will S. - Complete
Texts and Insanity by PteraWaters reviews
Kurt has a secret admirer who decides to let his affections be known via sext. Who is he? Will Kurt's relationship with the admirer always be virtual or will there will be a new power couple at WMHS? Rated M for language and sexy boy/boy imagery!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,469 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Day of Silence by helloclaude reviews
After Kurt explains to Mr. Schue that he will be participating in Day of Silence, Schue decides to get the whole club in on it. One chapter for each character, detailing what happened during their day and how it affected them.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,626 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Complete
A Taste Of Chocolate: Frank by GwenOwenforever reviews
Frank gets hold of some chocolate!
Rocky Horror - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Complete
A Taste Of Chocolate: Magenta by GwenOwenforever reviews
Columbia brings back some chocolate and it has some strange effects on the domestic!
Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Complete
Riff Raff Snaps by GwenOwenforever reviews
I'm rubbish at titles. Anyway, Riff Raff lashes out at Magenta and she decides she just has to get away. Warning: contains violence.
Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,894 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Riff Raff, Magenta - Complete
The best ROTOQ you will ever read by Two Brit Twits reviews
Honest.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/25/2009
Funniest Topic by RandomPurpleMonkey
This is a Contest for random and funny thing, I want you to write a one-shot based on some copy and paste thing on here, not all of them but some. Just for fun.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,172 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009
Marriage Sentence by NationNFanatic reviews
Riff Raff are about to get married, and they are extremely happy, But was it what they had hoped for? we'll find out in DUN DUN DUN...Marriage sentence.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008
Unexpected Joy by ohhowmarvelous reviews
Magenta becomes pregnant with Riff-Raff's child. How do they deal with what they had never expected?
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,555 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008
The Untold Story of Ambrosia by NationNFanatic reviews
OK, so Ambrosia is Riff Raff and Magenta's Little sister, What would happen if she were to find out about the Vitus siblings being incestuos? we shall see....MUAHAHAHAHA! Warning: last 3 chapters may be a little gruesome for younger reader D
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Flow Morphia Slow by AlexPrime reviews
When the 'Candyman' fails to show up one rainy night, and Riff Raff begins to suffer withdrawal symptoms, the one he despises decides to take care of him. Riff has every reason to be wary… Frank/RiffRaff with mentions of RiffRaff/Magenta.
Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,457 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Riff Raff, Frank N. Furter - Complete
Into the Shadows by Orange Seltzer reviews
Through it all, their eyes would be locked into each other, saying even more than their shouts and murmurs could. [RiffxMagenta]Incest, what else?
Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
The Terrible Mix Up by An Anonymous Soul reviews
Four teenager's identities get placed into Riff's, Magenta's, Columbia's, and Frankie's bodies! And vice versa...what will happen? It'll be funny, that's all I know. R&R! Rating may be changed because of too many curse words...
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/9/2006 - Published: 10/12/2005
Where Do Babies Come From? by hippy.intellect reviews
When Steve Majors has a question, insanity and awkward silences follow for Brad, Janet, Dr. Scott, Columbia, Eddie, Magenta and Riff Raff. Rated for implied sexual content at the end.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Complete
One Day at a Time by Funkylocomotive reviews
Magenta becomes pregnant, and Frank decides to make her life a living hell. What will happen? Will it stop?(Please don’t attack my ideas.)
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 10/24/2004
White Blonde by FireStarter911 reviews
Just my theory on where Rocky got his hair... (Slight Frank Bashing and Riff Raff Torture)
Rocky Horror - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2004
The Private Diary of Riff Raff by GoddessofSnark reviews
Riff's Journal.....
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,979 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 1/6/2003 - Published: 12/25/2002 - Complete
The Late Night Musingsofa Troubled Teenager by MiniMagenta reviews
Columbia's sister Britannia, talks about her sister, an odd little idea I had, please R&R, becauseI like it. THANK YOU!!!
Rocky Horror - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2002
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The Hummel Games reviews
Everyone wants Kurt Hummel, but only one person can have him. After not much consideration, the club arrives at a solution: a match to the death! If you hate Kurt, this isn't for you. Also, don't take it too seriously.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,535 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Kurt H., New Directions
Only Darkness Still Remains reviews
Reaction fic to 4x04 "The Break-Up". Blaine feels terrible about what he did to Kurt. When he gets a call from a hospital in New York, his already bleak world becomes a nightmare. Spoilers for 4x04, obviously.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Klisses That Missed reviews
Most of us agree that Blaine and Kurt don't kiss enough. This is a story that fits some extra Klaine kisses into the plot of Season 3 and 4, while staying as close to canon as possible. (Season 3 and 4 spoilers, obviously.) Rating varies with chapters, but never exceeds a T rating. Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Beautiful Disaster
My re-write of Omegle Klaine. There is some very slight Badboy!Blaine. Rated T for sexual references and one or two incidents of inappropriate language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Ain't No Party Like reviews
Finn, Sam, Kurt and Joe play the ultimate destroyer of friendships: Mario Party! What will happen? Who will win? Whose dumb idea was this in the first place? This was a fill for the Glee Angst Meme, though I'm not quite sure if it's angsty enough TBH. T for bad language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Finn H., Joe H. - Complete
Bloodstained Heart reviews
There's plenty of Cannibal!Blaine stories around, but has anyone ever wanted a Cannibal!Kurt one? If so, you're in luck. Rated M for cannibalism, character death and vivid descriptions of the aforementioned. Probably not a good bedtime story.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Top Of The Class reviews
Brittany has her own graduation ceremony. Spoilers for Goodbye, but not huge ones. A little angsty, currently a one-shot but will continue if asked. Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Brittany P. - Complete
Is Hectorine Even A Name? reviews
The D-Tent boys get their hands on some makeup and have a little... fun. No pairings. This is my first Holes fic, please review!
Holes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Magnet, Zero - Complete
Extreme Matchmaker: Magenta Style reviews
An AU Rocky Horror fic, set on Transexual, Transylvania. Riff Raff and Frank are the two most eligble bachelors on the planet, but both are very lonely. Will Riff's little sister do something about it? Of course she will.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Riff Raff, Frank N. Furter
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