Oh, if you want to still see my humor, read below, or just PM, I'll be glad to talk to you.

Name: Ally

Gender: Female

Age: (14)

Hobbies:
read, writing, iceskating, hockey, biking, and jammin' to music

What I want to be when I grow up:
I want to be a famous author like Rick Riordan, James Patterson, or JK Rolling. I'm considering film making now, seems very cool.

I'm very into superheroes. I've always wanted to be one when I was a little girl, still do. My favorite superhero is Spider-Man, cuz he's awesome.

I like both DC and Marvel. I consider myself a nerd for knowing the difference between the two. I'm proud of it bro.

Yes, I am a girl
Yes, I play video games, (badly)
Yes, I'll make you a sandwich, but you better make me one sometimes
Yes, I don't care if you hang out with your friends, I'm than likely friends with them anyways.
No, I don't shop all the time... I usually hate it.
No I don't need to be taken to expensive places. Just order pizza.
Yes, I'll cuddle... I like that shit.

And I’m that girl.

The girl who hates dances and sport games. When I do go, I end up in the corner with a book.
The girl who makes your girlfriend jealous even though I am only your best friend.
The girl who is pretty but thinks she isn’t.
The girl who isn’t a size four and doesn’t eat healthy.
The girl who has never been asked out even though everyone else around me has had dozens of boy/girlfriends.
The girl who dreams about her book getting published or graduating college with honors while everyone else is dreaming of their wedding day.
The girl who seems to have no fears even though she ran crying to her room after a bitch called her a bitch
The girl who doesn’t care that she has acne from getting stressed too much or doesn’t need a guy to complete her

Favs-

Percy Jackson and the Olympians- Annabeth Chase... she's awesome.

Marvel Comics- Spiderman

DC Comics- The Flash

Hunger Games- Katniss, that obvious.

Ultimate Spider-Man- Ava, she so cool.

Arrow- Felicity, I feel that's how I'm going to grow up to be.

Song- Still Into You- Paramore... That's so catchy.

Youtuber- Superwoman, she hilarious.

Youtube Channel- SoureFed

To be Continued As I Think of More Things I Like...

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile. (Don't all writers?)
If you ever stayed up all night at least once, copy and paste this to your profile. (Many many many times)
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile
If the majority of your free time is spent reading manga, watching anime, playing video games or writing fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
98 of the internet population has a Facebook. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy & paste this into your profile.
If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane... copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfics, copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92% of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8% that hasn't, put this in your profile (i'm still on rock and roll)

Stupid Lables:

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:
(printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 yr olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to what? Outer space?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.

Put your iPod on shuffle and press next to answer the questions even if the answers are a little weird and NO cheating!

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY

Thift Shop- Macklemore and Ryan Lewis What What? What what

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?

Heart Attack- Demi Lovato True, I'm very ehhhh

WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?

Hurricane- Bridgit Mendler I dunno

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

Who Am I Hates Who I've Been- Relient K Ah yes, I hate myself very much

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Ready For the Weekend- Icona Pop I do live for the weekend

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Honesty- Billy Joel Hell, I am very Honest

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Dark Side- Kelly Clarkson You got me there.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

I Write Sins, Not Tragedies Hehehehehehehe

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Hall of Fame- The Script No, not really

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Some Where Over the Rainbow- Ingrid Michaelson Whelp

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Jenny- Studio Killers Gay apparently

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Bad Romance- Lady Gaga BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

ET- Katy Perry ... This is perfect.

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Let Me Love You- Neyo Ah, cute

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

The Ballard Of Mona Lisa- PATD I can deal.

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Uptown Girl- Billy Joel I like going over my league