Insanity is like gravity. All it takes is a little PUSH!-The Joker

I don't suffer from insanity. I'm enjoying ever minute of it.

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Mental Hospital Phone Menu:

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

Just to tell you, if you have read every word so far it means that you definently ARE crazy so post this on your profile!

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else I'm locked up

All day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

Please pass it on. P.S. My Mum was a victim of child abuse.

calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, calling me DUMB won't make you SMART, calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, calling me MEAN won't make you NICE, calling me WEIRD won't make you COOL, calling me NERDY won't make you POPULAR, calling me GAY won't make you STRAIGHT

Personal Information

teenage girl obsessed with a lot of things

I love reading books and stories, I want to become a writer in the future. Even if I don't have time to write and life goes hectic you can always find me holding a notebook and a pen and writing in the classroom during some boring lessons.

A list of things I like

Chocolate, cupcakes, vampire and dark staff, really dark anime and manga,books, rock and other kinds of music, my piano, my torn jeans, english, ...nyaa, I got lazy so that's enough for now xD

I might not be able to upload fics frequently and my writing might not be everyone's cup of tea, but...JOY!!! xoxoxo

Favourite anime: Kuroshitsuji, Pandora Hearts, Vampire Knight, Another, Sword Art Online, Loveless, Black Cat, Shugo Chara, EF-a tale of memories

Favourite manga: Pandora Hearts

Favourite Books: Vampire Diaries, Hunger Games, Shiver trilogy, Twilight, Pretty little liars and many more, mainly thriller and fantasy.

Things you have to know about my writing:

Favourite writing genres: angst, tragedy, hurt/comfort, romance

I have a lot of ideas and plot bunnies jumping in my mind but with the exams at school coming in a few days I won't be able to upload often.