Ejp2000

A little bit of everything

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stories:
In My Heart, Always

The Exception

Destiny

In Every Way

work in progress:

Anything And Everything

Bitter Changes

There When I Need You

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I, soldier ejp2000 am part of the Fangirls Army, under command of General LouissaSpitfire, and promise :

To remember Robin every time I see a guy with awesome shades, somebody who's hacking something or when I go at the circus.

To remember Megan every time I eat cookies or when I watch some lame sitcom.

To remember Wally every time I see a ginger and every time a guy uses some lame pick-up lines on me.

To remember Kaldur every time I go to the beach, every time a friend is in charge.

To remember Superboy every time I see somebody destroying his T-shirt.

To remember Artemis every time I annoy a ginger, every time I act like a spitfire, or when I watch a movie about a ninja girl who's ninja dad ordered her to kill her ninja boyfriend 'cause he was from a rival ninja clan.

To remember Zatanna every time I hear something spoken backwards.

To remember Roy every time somebody doesn't trust me.

To remember Red Tornado every time human customs elude me.

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Monster High FUN TIME!

Favorite character: Frankie Stein

Least favorite character: Holt Hyde. So damn obnoxious -.-.

Favorite episode: Miss Infearmation

Freaky Flaw: I have seeerious paranoia

Killer Style: Purple, fishnet, gloves, people call it 'edgy' but, eh.

Couple of choice: FrankieXJackson

OCs: Willa Wicked, Liz Scales, February

Monster you would like to be: a witch

MH Gffs: Frankie Stein, Twyla, Venus Mcflytrap, Lagoona Blue and Operetta

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PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.

I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.

The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

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KINGDOM HEARTS QUIZ!

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Sora and Roxas. Cliche but I can't fight my feels.

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Xion. she can fight and she is really sweet without being annoying

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Xemnas, Saix, and Xaldin. They are so mean to Xion and Roxas. And Xaldin never does like anything on missions.

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Larxene. She punched Namine in the face -.-

5. Favorite world? (Includes both KH and KH2)

Twilight Town, Halloween Town, Traverse Town

6. Least favorite world? (Includes both KH and KH2)

DEEP. JUNGLE.

7. Favorite weapon?

Oblivion.

8. Least favorite weapon?

Those damn playing cards Luxord uses.

9. Favorite summon? (Includes both KH and KH2)

Simba.

10. Favourite Form?(Aka Sora's Forms)

Final Form.

11. Favourite pairings? (Including yaoi couples)

SorKai and RokuShi.

12. Least favourite pairings?( Including yaoi couples)

Namine/Sora, Kairi/Axel, Kairi/Roxas

13. Any cool crack pairing(s) you've heard of?

Leon/Roxas, Yuffie/Olette, Hayner/Seifer

14. Weirdest pairing(s) you've ever heard of?

Sora/Roxas and Kairi/Namine I don't see how that's possible.

15. Any "KH-pet-peeves" you have?

When Axel lies and pretends to be a jerk, people bagging on Xion and calling her a Mary Sue, when my favorite characters die.

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Xion. Always.

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

Yeah..it really could be true.

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

I dunno.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

Maybe.

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

NO! There's nothing wrong with Kairi!

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Niether. Xion all the way!

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

Badass Final Fantasy style prequel.

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

No! it was important to the story. The combat sucked, though.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

XION!

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Xion: I feel misunderstood sometimes. Sora: I'm sometimes upbeat and wild. Roxas: I'm a rebel.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

Being caught by my bro looking at Rokushi fanart. And looking at sprite versions of the charcters and saying out loud. "Wouldn't it be cool if Kingdom Hearts was a video game?" I then realized what I had just said and face desked.

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

No but I SERIOUSLY want to. I wanna cosplay as Xion really bad!

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

"How am I gonna face everyone?"
"Like this" *squishy face* :3

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

FREAKING. XIGBAR.

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

EVERYTHING!

Section Four

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Pence

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion

33. Riku or Roxas?

Roxas

34. Roxas or Sora?

too bad rules I aint answering that one.

35. Axel or Demyx?

Axel

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Kairi!

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

I'd have to say Soriku since they're the same age...

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namiku.

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Zemyx

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoKai, though I respect SoRiku.

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

I think both are awsome, but Paopu fruit. It has magic powers yo.

42. Cloud or Leon?

Leon

43. CloTi or Clerith?

Clerith!

44. Simple and Clean or Sanctuary?

NEVER ASK ME THAT!!

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

Roxas and Sora.

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Frozen, Wreck it Ralph, Toy Story, Meet the Robinsons, Tangled

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

You friggin' kidding me? Almost every character has another that looks like them!

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?

Kingdom Hearts 3! Duh!

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2. Sora is ten times more adorable, Kairi is ten times awsomer, Roxas, Namine, and DAT ENDING DOE.

50.What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

It has a fricking amazing plot and beautiful music and complex charatcers and a strong message and different worlds AND IT'S A LITERAL PIECE OF ART GAHHHH

51. List your collection of Kingdom Hearts junk and merchandise, if any.

My Sora pin, keyblade necklace, T-shirt, and lanyard.

52. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Kingdom Hearts character? If so who?

Xion BFFs

53. AxelxKairi or AxelxRoxas?

Neither. I prefer AxelxSaïx.

54. Which path is your favorite? Light, Darkness, Dawn, or Twilight?

Dawn. Always.

55. Do you support the 'Axel is gay for Roxas' theory?

Eh, I don't mind it but I prefer the 'Axel is gay for Saïx' theory.

56. Your favorite Organization Xlll member(s)?

Roxas, Axel, Xion.

57. Are you pro-Kairi or anti-Kairi?

PRO

58. Have you played all the Kingdom Hearts games?

All except BBB and coded.

59. Have you read the manga?

A little bit, I wanna read more.

60. Do you believe Sora has ADD?

hm..maybe but I don't know..

61. Japanese or English?

English. I can't speak Japenese.

62. Pro-Naminé or Anti-Naminé?

Pro

63. Demyx = Annoying or funny?

Both. :D

64. Do you believe Demyx's Somebody was from Atlantica (Splash Island)?

Haha maybe.

65. Zexion = Sexy beast or Emo?

I literally pay no attention to him

66. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Marluxia

67. Axel = Gay or straight?

I don't know, that's for him to decide...(SaixXAxel ftw)

68. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

Kairi, I don't know it just seems right.

69. Do you like Kingdom Hearts fanfics?

Yeah I love em.

70 Do you write Kingdom Hearts fanfics?

Not at the moment...

71. Do you like lemons?

The food: yes the fanfiction: no.

72. Do your parents know any Kingdom Hearts characters?

My mom knows Xion, Kairi, Sora, and I think Roxas. Dad knows Sora I think..

73. Have you watched the Kingdom Hearts Crazy Files?

YES WHERE DID THEY GO?!

74. Have you seen the 'Axel Falls For Kairi' series?

No and I don't ever want to.

75. Have you ever got someone else hooked on Kingdom Hearts?

Working on it.

76. Have you ever been drawing the characters in school and have someone randomly say "WOAH! you like Kingdom Hearts too!?"

I wish..

77. Have you ever been in class drawing any of the characters and the teacher comes up to you and says "WTF is this?! O.o;"

No, but I would love that.

78. Has Kingdom Hearts affected your school life and grades?

probaby after this semester heheheh

79. Are you broke thanks to Kingdom Hearts?

Pretty much.

80. Do you want to eat sea-salt ice cream?

I did but I put too much salt in it. -.-

81. Would you ever join Organization XIII?

No. But if Xion was somehow there I'd throw her over my shoulder and get her the hell out of there.

82. Do you draw Kingdom Hearts fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery.

I suck at drawing so, no.

83. Is Riku still sexy even possessed by Ansem the Heartless?

Oh lordy yes.

84. Do you have a Kingdom Hearts OC?

No.

85. Do your friends like Kingdom Hearts?

Working on it.

86. Who first introduced you to Kingdom Hearts?

My bro. I watched him play and I was like OMG DIS THE BEST GAME EVER! then I reintroduced myself.

87. Do you think Diz is evil,nice,both, or neither?

Evil motherfricker and I'm glad he's dead.

88. What's your favorite Kingdom Hearts game?

358/2 Days.

89. Looking back at some of your answers do you think Kingdom Hearts has taken over your life?

Yup.

90. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF ART THAT NO GAME WILL EVER COMPETE WITH!!

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