Shay McSudonim
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Joined 08-20-11, id: 3181237, Profile Updated: 12-11-17
Author has written 38 stories for Invader Zim, Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화, Fairy Tales, Haruhi Suzumiya series, Harry Potter, Ouran High School Host Club, Discworld, Spirited Away, Portal, Kuroshitsuji, Buso Renkin, Misc. Games, Host, Homestuck, Gargoyles, Five Nights at Freddy´s, Lord of the Rings, Steven Universe, Undertale, SCP Foundation Mythos, X-overs, Jurassic Park, Good Place, ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画, Soul Eater, and Egyptian Mythology.

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Look upon my works, ye critics, and despair.


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Harry Potter Becomes A Communist by HardcoreCommie reviews
Over the summer, Harry read "The Communist Manifesto". Now, he returns to Hogwarts a changed person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 191 - Words: 68,820 - Reviews: 1653 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 11/7/2017 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Thrower of the Dart by Vathara reviews
Avengers. Artemis Fowl. AU for something that could have happened instead of book 6...
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,632 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 708 - Published: 5/6/2015 - Artemis F., Holly S., Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35690 - Favs: 26,950 - Follows: 19,816 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 9442 - Favs: 8,202 - Follows: 4,393 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
BOOM, Headshot! by apocalypse later reviews
There was only so much M-21 could take, so far he could be pushed. The time had come. The stars were right. Tao would know exactly what had hit him, and it was a bullet. Several, in fact. Right in his smug face.
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,537 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Noblesse/노블레스
It Takes a Village by Determamfidd reviews
Spike only wants things to stay the same. Time, however, has other ideas. He's going to need a lot of help... An Everypony Story.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 142,147 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Spike, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Kind of Lost In Space by Red Witch reviews
The further adventures of Zim, Dib, Gaz, Gir, Minimoose, an attention starved computer and a pig. What will they find out in space? What will happen to them? MADNESS! LOTS AND LOTS OF MADNESS!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,523 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
100 Things Crowley Would Do Before the World Ended by shewhoguards reviews
Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,286 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 93 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
In the Circle of Elemental Arms by Kryssa's flute reviews
Magic runs strong in the students of Ouran, even in one klutzy scholarship student. Epilogue: The strength of Earth and Wind shows when they face their lost Water. 'We don’t want to leave Ouran knowing that you’re not part of us anymore.'
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,643 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 2,346 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Haruhi F. - Complete
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Back From Mordor reviews
Parody of Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen. (I am so sorry for ruining the rhyming scheme of this beautiful song, but I wrote the first verse ages ago and my piece of crap brain suddenly decided that I would Know No Peace until I finally finished it.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3 - Complete
The Dusk of Time
Chrysophrase-centric Peggy Sue Oneshot.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Published: 11/22/2019
Fifty Grades of Shay reviews
Shameless' Self-Insert Fanfic. In which several undead Possession Sues—all of whom are author avatars—spend the entire story monologuing and absolutely ruin the plot of Steven Universe, Star Trek: TOS, and Undertale.
Crossover - X-overs & Egyptian Mythology - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,368 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/9/2019 - Published: 7/17/2017 - Complete
Armageddon 101 reviews
Raise your hand if you feel personally victimized by the Noblesse Epilogue. Yeah, me too. Anyway, here's a slice-of-life/future fic that I wrote to try and make sense of things. Features Tao, a couple OC's, and a whole lotta dialogue.
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2019
The Logistics Problem reviews
There's a reason they call it 'The Good Place' and not 'The Smart Place.' (Michael POV from the end of Season 2, episode 10)
Good Place - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2018 - Complete
Traitors On Parade reviews
While the Lord and most of the Clan Leaders are off on Werewolf Island, Claudia Tradio completely destroys the Central Order. Figuratively. (Spoilers up through Chapter 406)
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,315 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2018 - Noblesse/노블레스 - Complete
It's Not That You Can't
Short Jurassic Park-themed filk for, "It's Not Where You Start It's Where You Finish" from the 1973 musical Seesaw. This version? "It's Not That You Can't, It's That You Shouldn't."
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Published: 9/11/2017 - Complete
Quatre Vingts reviews
...or "Four Scores" for those of you who want an English title. An alternate take on 20/20/20/20 mode.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,062 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/21/2016 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Mike Schmidt - Complete
SCP Foundation reviews
This has probably been done before, but I'm doing it anyway. Song Parody for The Eagles' 'Hotel California.'
SCP Foundation Mythos - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2016 - Complete
A Thousand Years reviews
Song parody for Tennessee Ernie Ford's "Sixteen Tons". "A Thousand Years," sung by Garnet.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/29/2016 - Garnet - Complete
I Know Them
Song Parody of "I Know Him" from Hamilton. Blue and Yellow Diamond discuss Rose Quartz's abdication, as well as the power vacuum she left behind.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/18/2016 - Yellow Diamond - Complete
Three Spheres Cascade reviews
Snapshots of a different Universe. (Mom/Homeworld/Coolkid Swap AU). Four-shot covering The Return, Jailbreak, Full Disclosure, and Joyride.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,189 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2015 - Steven U. - Complete
Dr Alphys reviews
Song Parody for The Cog is Dead's song 'Dr. Franklyn."
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2015 - Alphys, Mettaton - Complete
I Don't Want to Live in the Sea reviews
I made myself sad, and I'm taking all of you with me. Song Parody Fic to the tune of "I Don't Want to Live on the Moon" from Sesame Street.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/26/2015 - Lapis Lazuli
No Living Man of Woman Born reviews
Translation is a tricky thing. Crackfic. AU Battle of Pelennor Fields.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Gandalf, Legolas, Gimli - Complete
The Time Wasters Society reviews
When Maka and her team must transfer to the NOT Class, they find themselves with way too much time on their hands. Formerly titled 'Snowstorm.' (Part 3 still Under Revision)
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 66 - Words: 217,204 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Complete
Stars and Moon
Song-parody-fic for Jason Robert Brown's "Stars and Moon" that uses way too many of the song's original words, and is one of the many many reasons that I'm going to fanfic hell. Enjoy.
Gargoyles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Complete
Witc) ( of Life
Song parody of "King of Spain" by Moxy Fruvous: "Witc) ( of Life" by Feferi Peixes. Rated T for Karkat cameo.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Feferi P. - Complete
Hogwarts Never Ends reviews
Parody-fic for Bowling for Soup's "High School Never Ends."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Complete
Where Is My Cow? reviews
Very short song-parody-crack-fic. Written because finals are stressful, and have brought to my attention how "Where Is My Cow?" has the same meter as "Don't Stop Me Now."
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Sam Vimes - Complete
My Boy reviews
Crack-fic-song-fic. Kind of twisted. But this is IZ, so what were you expecting? Moving on, there are three obvious reasons to clone yourself: 1. Because you can. 2. To give yourself the 'son' you'd never otherwise have had. 3. Your health was never that great to begin with...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Dib, Prof. Membrane - Complete
Of Souls and Hosts reviews
Overly morbid crack-fic-song-fic... not intended to be taken seriously. Anyway... Human Hosts who retain their sense of self quickly learn which thoughts annoy their resident Souls... and tend to dwell on those thoughts as often as possible. The Seeker, as it turned out, was never very fond of music.
Host - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Lacey, The Seeker - Complete
I Will Survive reviews
Poem for the video game Slender, which also works as a song parody to the tune of Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive." Massive Spoilers for anyone who hasn't completed the game a few times.
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Complete
Who Needs a Secret Identity? reviews
It's been a few years since the end of the Busou Renkin Manga. Papillon is living large and loving it. However, a young man, whose entire family was killed by a Homunculus, isn't willing to let things rest. After stealing a Kakugane, and blowing the lid on the Alchemist Army's secrets, he vows to expose the butterfly-man for the monster he really is. Contains OC's and OC POV
Buso Renkin - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/7/2012 - K. Chouno - Complete
Doesn't Matter at All reviews
Parody-fic for Bonnie Tyler's rendition of "Making Love out of Nothing at all," with bookend prose to help set the scene. Not really sure how I came up with this one...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Grell S. - Complete
A Theory reviews
Very short. Very silly. Feel free to spam the reviews with other Season 5 theories/predictions.
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Noblesse/노블레스 - Complete
Don't Spend It All In One Place reviews
GLaDOS sings Welcome to the Black Parade. Formerly titled "I Want You Gone."
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Sen's Song reviews
If you don't like song parodies, then you might want to skip this one...
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Chihiro O. - Complete
The Holy Knight Song reviews
After he was catapulted unceremoniously off the side of a cliff, the Pope of the Church of Light landed with a thud and laboriously crawled across the trench he'd fallen into. He nearly collapsed in surprise as he gazed into the distance, whispering, "It's—"
Crossover - Discworld & ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,192 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Legend of Sun Knight/吾命騎士 - Complete
Not by Name reviews
Everyone in any position of authority thinks that Kyoya Ohtori is a good person. And I do mean Everyone...
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Let's Start a Trend
Alternate Universe One-shot. Tamaki POV during the final part of the first episode.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
The Arrogant Nobles reviews
I like Noblesse, and I like The Arrogant Worms. This is what came of combining them.
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,427 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Noblesse/노블레스 - Complete
The Four Houses reviews
Dumbledore attempts to improve school unity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Complete
Goddess of Chaos, God of Reason reviews
Bare-bones dialogue AU.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Kyon - Complete
Forms of Elegance reviews
Does anyone else think that the Nobles are very much like Tolkien's elves from "Lord of the Rings"?
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,612 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Noblesse/노블레스 - Complete
All Men are Liars
Or 'The Denouement of Mermaid Mary Sue'. Loosely inspired-by / stolen-from the stories 'Beauty and the Beast' and 'The Little Mermaid.'
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,296 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Complete
It Was All Tao's Idea reviews
Crack-fic. Author does not own Noblesse or the Song "Right Now". This is a parody, and I make no money off of it. Rated T for a morbid sense of humor. Everyone loves Rai, of course, but, for a hero, he's got a very high body-count...
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Complete
Rejected reviews
Inspired by the video game 'Globs of Doom'. I do not own IZ: Johen Vasquez does.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete